Chapter 353: According to the General History of the Universe!
Quiet!
Absolute silence!
Such a strange scene, not only Ho Min and the others in the distance were stunned, but even the two sisters and brothers Lei Tao and Lei Yun'er felt incredible.
They didn't understand what Shi Fei had just done, and they actually made Jin Minor's two bodyguards turn against each other and fight against Jin Minor.
"Now, what did you just do to them?" Lei Yun'er blinked her big beautiful eyes, sparkling, very beautiful. She smiled at Shi Fei, and captivated the country and the city.
"It should ...... It's an illusion. Lei Tao said uncertainly.
He suddenly remembered the scene not long ago, when he was besieged by seven or eight of Huang Ze's bodyguards and was about to be defeated, his body was manipulated by a powerful and incredible force, which had a striking resemblance to the scene in front of him.
"That's right, it's illusion. Auditory hallucinations. Shi Fei smiled and said.
"Auditory illusions?" Little stars popped up in Lei Yun'er's eyes, and she said adoringly, "Although I don't understand what you're talking about, I always feel very powerful." ”
"It's shameful to sell cute." Shi Fei said with a smile.
"Hee-hee-hee......-hee
"Hey, my minor Smecta, how are you? It doesn't matter, right? Finally, Ho Min and the others recovered from the shock and ran over quickly.
Ho Min is 1.87 meters tall, slender, handsome, and indeed a rare and beautiful man. However, the tone of his speech was unbearable.
"Dio! I'm getting goosebumps all over my body! Shi Fei looked at Ho Min and pinched his hands. Twisting and twisting, I couldn't help but feel a chill.
Nima, is this really a man? It's disgusting!
"Uh-huh. Me too! I'm chilling all over! Lei Yun'er said as she looked at Lei Tao with the rest of her eyes.
"Sister, if you look at me like this again, I will ...... I'll just ......" Lei Tao suddenly became anxious and said angrily.
"You're going to die for us, aren't you?" Shi Fei took it quietly and said.
"I'm XXXX ......" Lei Tao was depressed for a while.
"Minor Smecta, minor Smecta! Wake up. Wake up. Don't scare people! Ho Min squatted down in an incomparably elegant posture, stretched out a pair of slender jade hands and kept shaking Jin Min's body as he spoke.
He used stick language, which Shi Fei and the others couldn't understand. But. The kind of voice he spoke in a high-pitched voice. But Shi Fei and the three of them couldn't help but feel uncomfortable in their hearts.
"Ho Min. He passed out, and there was no way to wake up for the time being. At this moment, one of the bodyguards crouched down. Stretched out his hand to wipe the snort of the gold minor, and said in a deep voice.
"What? Minor Smecta fainted? Ho Minden was furious. He suddenly got up from the ground and shouted at Shi Fei and the others, "You three barbarians, how can you be so rude and treat guests from afar like this? ”
"Sorry, I don't understand the birds." Shi Fei took a sip of wine and said lazily, "Since you have come to my Huaxia, you must speak Huaxia." Otherwise, get out! ”
"You...... You're too deceitful...... Great! In recent years, Ho Min has been very popular in Huaxia and is very popular with many girls, so in order to further develop the Chinese market, he has taken some time to learn Huaxia.
Therefore, he could speak some simple Chinese and understand Shi Fei's words.
"Oh? How much do we deceive? Shi Fei smiled and said, "Then you can tell me, why do we deceive people too much?" ”
"Three thousand years ago, our great Goguryeo dominated Asia." Ho Min crossed his hands on his hips, and the expression on his face was extremely proud, "At that time, our great ancestors conquered the Yangtze River and the Yellow River Valley, spread our advanced culture and ideas to you, and then gave birth to your Chinese civilization. ”
"It's just that what people never expected is that you have completely abandoned the advanced culture and ideas that our great Goguryeo Kingdom has spread to you, and only this barbaric way of dealing with the world has been handed down."
"! I can't stand it! This sissy is so shameless! Lei Tao's brows rose again and again when he heard this, and he couldn't help but stand up and refute.
However, Shi Fei shook his head at Lei Tao, signaling him not to be impulsive and wait and see.
"Actually, it's not that this sissy is shameless, but the entire stick country is shameless. ZF has been instilling in them the stupid concept of 'Lao Tzu is the best in the world', which has created their current national concept of pride and inferiority. Lei Yun'er said lightly.
"Our great Goguryeo ancestor Confucius, he once said that there are friends from afar." Ho Min continued, "As guests from afar, you have not only not been hospitable, but have you fought against us, have you forgotten the teachings of our great ancestors of Goguryeo to your ancestors? ”
Ho Min's words are straightforward and aggressive, and the sissy aura on his body is a little weaker, but he also has a bit of a man's appearance.
"I've heard this before. At the time, I was skeptical about the correctness of that statement, but now it seems that I have overthought it. Shi Fei smiled and said.
"What?" Lei Yun'er asked.
"The two most shameless countries in the world, one is Dongying, and the other is a stick. The latter is shameless, and the former doesn't know what a face is! Shi Fei said.
"Well said! That's great! Lei Tao slapped his palms vigorously and said loudly, "One is shameless, and the other doesn't know what a face is!" It's so incisive! ”
After Ho Min said a lot, he thought that he could deter Shi Fei and the others, so that they could obediently crawl over and apologize to them, and by the way, give him the beautiful girl to enjoy.
However, to his surprise, instead of doing that, Shi Fei and the others insulted his great motherland in front of him, which was simply an unforgivable crime.
"You're in trouble, you're in big trouble!" Ho Min pointed his finger at Shi Fei and the others. He said loudly, "You have insulted my great stick country, and I will definitely report this matter to our ambassador to China, so that he can lodge a solemn protest to your ZF." ”
"Are you stupid?" Shi Fei felt a little impatient, and said directly to Ho Min, "Who do you think you are?" Can you represent the entire country of sticks? Or is it that you alone can influence the foreign policy of the entire stick country? ”
"Of course." Ho Min said confidently, "Because I am Ho Min, my words and deeds are enough to affect the foreign policy and direction of the entire country!" ”
"Brain-dead!" Shi Fei, Lei Tao, and Lei Yun'er glanced at each other, and these two words popped up in their minds.
But. Shi Fei seems to have found the reason why Ho Min's fans are brainless. Even the idol himself is so brain-dead. Not to mention the fans who follow in his footsteps?
Things gather by like, people by groups, of course, the brain-dead will be together with the brain-dead, and call themselves "Minoz"!
"Wait. Your Huaxia Kingdom will definitely be sanctioned by our powerful stick country because of this matter! Ho Min said loudly.
"Sanctions? What sanctions? Shi Fei was stunned. Asked.
"Of course, it is the sanctions from all directions, such as the economy and diplomacy of our powerful stick country." Ho Min said triumphantly. "Do you know what will become of your Chinese Congress if we stop selling Samsung mobile phones, Hyundai Motors, and Daewoo buses to your country?"
"I know what it's going to become." Shi Fei took the words lightly and said. "The sales of your companies such as Samsung, Hyundai and Daewoo will drop by at least 50 percent in an instant, and the economy of your stick country will suffer a serious blow, and the unemployment rate will rise sharply, which will eventually lead to social unrest and unrest!"
"You're insulting our great Stick Country!" Ho Min was furious.
In the education he received, he always believed that his country was the most powerful country in the world, with a history of more than 5,000 years of civilization, invented the four major inventions such as papermaking and gunpowder, and had countless world-renowned thinkers and educators such as Confucius, Mozi, and Qu Yuan, and was the greatest existence in the world.
"Insult your homeland? How do I not think? Shi Fei said coldly.
"Our country is the greatest country in the world, with a history of more than 5,000 years of civilization, inventing the four major inventions of papermaking, printing, flame and compass, and making great contributions to the progress of human civilization in the whole world. Is it comparable to your mere Huaxia country? Ho Min said loudly.
"! I can't stand it anymore! I've never seen anyone so shameless! Lei Tao clenched his fists.
"yes, I can't help but want to hit someone!" Lei Yun'er was also angry.
The two of them had long heard that the people of the stick country were arrogant and stupid, and today they have seen it thoroughly.
"Why, is that all?" Shi Fei didn't get angry, but said calmly.
"What?" Ho Min was slightly stunned, a little unsure of what Shi Fei meant.
"In my memory, your stick country is not so weak. According to the "General History of the Universe", there is more to the glorious history of your stick country than that. Shi Fei said solemnly.
"Flutter!" With a sound, Lei Yun'er couldn't help laughing. She heard "A General History of the Universe? With these four words, you know that Shi Fei wants to rectify this stupid and arrogant stick man.
"According to the "General History of the Universe", it is said that five billion years ago, your stick country was the ruler of the entire universe!" Shi Fei said.
Ho Min was stunned for a moment, no matter how arrogant he was, he had never thought of such a thing, after all, so far, humans have never stepped out of the solar system.
"And then?" Ho Min swallowed his saliva and looked at Shi Fei and asked.
"Then, four billion years ago, you retreated to the galaxy. Three billion years ago, you shrunk into the solar system, two billion years ago, you withdrew from Mars, and a billion years ago, the only place you ruled was Earth. ”
"Three thousand years ago, we ruled the entire Asian continent, a thousand years ago, only Goryeo remained, and fifty years ago, well, it was now Korea."
"Ten years later, only Seoul remains, and twenty years later, only half an acre of land remains. Thirty years from now. Shi Fei's eyes looked towards the outside of the Heavenly Heart Sleepless City.
"See that kennel? That's the Korea of the future! (To be continued......)