I snorted and saw that Shen Han was really a little annoyed, and I felt a little relieved and sweet in my heart, but after sensing the fire on the surface of my feet, I quickly collected my mind and told me how I and the fat man met Zhang Xuesong's zombie in the morgue of the Serious Crime Brigade, and the dead fat man pretended to be forced to ask God, and as a result, the old Yan'er grandmother, who was about to go to the birthday banquet, invited her and saved our lives. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

I boast that my eloquence is okay, and our previous encounter is really thrilling, even if it is not used in any words to render it exciting enough, therefore, except for me and the old Yan'er grandmother, even the fat man knows nothing about the things that happened to the old Yan'er grandmother after he got on him, and he listened with great interest.

After listening to my story, Shen Han and Lao Huo mentioned the affection of Lao Yan'er's grandmother, and the sisters sat together, nagging that it was hot, and I and the fat man wondered, why did this woman's mood change so quickly.

After chatting for a while, Shen Han remembered that today was Lao Yan'er's grandmother's birthday, so he went out to find a restaurant to celebrate Lao Yan'er's grandmother's birthday.

This proposal naturally won the unanimous vote of Lao Huo, the fat man and me, and I didn't want to face our hospitality, but Lao Yan'er's grandmother was embarrassed: "What, eating out, I have a lot of inconvenience, hehe"

"Eh, oh I'll rub it, this doesn't matter, I forgot that you have a special identity, by the way, girl, forgive us for being clumsy, I really didn't see what your deity was, so it's convenient to reveal." I looked at Grandma Lin Laoyan'er, and then I remembered that until now, I still haven't figured out the origin of this old Yan'er grandmother, but judging from the fact that she dares to go out in broad daylight, it must not be a "smoke spirit" (female ghost) like a ghost.

"I am a fox fairy in the four immortals in the Northeast, because the cultivation of the Tao is still shallow, it is only 500 years, can only be regarded as a territory immortal, my father and mother are not at ease with me, usually only let me go around in the area of Yakesh and Hailar, and those Liu Immortals and Chang Immortals who are similar to my Taoism, but I have always wanted to set up my own hall and be a horse immortal, how fun it is, otherwise, when I cultivate to the level of the upper immortals, I can only leave the crowd and hide in the ancient caves in the deep mountains to meditate, alas, When I think about it, I get worried. The old Yan'er grandmother frowned, looked at us with a sad face, and looked very naughty and cute.

This old Yan'er's grandmother reported herself to the house, and the fat man and I knew how she came from clearly, but Shen Han and Lao Huo, who knew little about the Northeast Ma Xian, listened to it like falling into a fog, looking at Lao Yan'er's grandmother and being stunned, I didn't know what she was talking about.

I smiled at the fat man, and knew that Shen Han and Lao Huo were already dizzy by Grandma Yan'er, so I made a "stop" gesture to Grandma Yan'er, and then briefly introduced the ins and outs of the famous Horse Fairy in the Northeast to Shen Han and Lao Huo, so that the two of them could communicate smoothly with Grandma Lao Yan'er in the future.

As for Uncle Li's menopausal temper, everyone on the earth knows that it has always been caused by interest, so I don't have to say a few words without a head, so I and the fat man listened to half of it, but I probably knew that the horse in the horse fairy refers to a wide variety of animal fairies in the Northeast region, but mainly Hu (fox), yellow (weasel), python (python), Chang (snake) four immortals, including lynx, sable, mouse, Hedgehogs and other animal fairies.

And in the Hu (fox), Huang (weasel), python (python), Chang (snake) main horse fairy family, and the Golden Flower Sect Master, Tongtian Sect Master, Silver Flower Sect Master, Hu San Taiye, Hu San Tai Grandma is the most famous, responsible for leading and supervising the world's immortal families.

If you want to talk about the ability of this horse immortal, there is a place in the fairy world and the underworld, because there are many kinds of horse immortals, which can not only exorcise ghosts and see doctors, but also can be used to point points, and there are many "people", and the immortals and the underworld dare not underestimate this force.

Although there are a large number of immortals, they can be roughly divided into five categories: first, through the underworld, it can cure hysteria for those who have no face (ghosts on the body), and get rid of those children's care, smoke souls, and dirty things; second, look at the feng shui of the yin house and the yang house to shade future generations; Third, look at fortune-telling and fortune-telling, look at things, look at marriage, and fortune; Fourth, look at the actual disease, one is to see the red injury, that is, fracture, dislocation, foot, etc., the other is internal medicine, you can perceive that there is a lesion in a certain organ of the patient's body, and generally use the unique herbs of the large and small Xing'an Mountains to smelt the disease; Fifth, look at the fairy hall, that is, the Libao family fairy hall and the horse fairy hall, this kind is very awesome, you can take the apprentice, that is, the younger horse (also called Xiangtong), to get married.

In fact, when it comes to this horse fairy, many people think that the reason why the horse immortals stand up and go out is nothing more than for the desire of the mouth and the yellow and white things, and they have a great prejudice against the horse fairy in private.

In fact, it is not the case, the immortals walk in the world, for the top officials and nobles, down to the common people to drive out the haunting ghosts, criticize the eight characters, break the marriage, look at the yang house, and fix the yin acupoint...... It's just a kind of cultivation of oneself, which is to accumulate virtue and blessings for oneself, and at the same time, it is also to purify the social environment of the yang world, using one's own ability to suppress those demons and demons who are not subject to control, so that they dare not be evil in the world, and because of this, the Golden Flower Sect Master, the Tongtian Sect Master, the Silver Flower Sect Master, Hu San Taiye, Hu San Tai Grandma, and the Black Mother These hall masters can be ranked in the immortal class, and get the support of the fairy world, and lead the world out of the immortals.

Of course, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there are indeed a few horse fairies and incense children who take the opportunity to blackmail the owner of money, and even cheat money and sex, which is called black wealth in the rules of the horse, but after a long time, these horse fairies and incense children will lose their divine power or psychic abilities, and become ordinary people, and will not be rewarded, and will always spit out the money from the blackmail in a very sad way, which is the karma in the underworld, and it is not happy at all.

The fat man and I had a dry mouth, and Shen Han and Lao Huo finally had a little rough understanding of the origin of Lao Yan'er's grandmother, but the subsequent question of the two sisters made me and the fat man, who were complacent and good teachers, extinguish the fire: "Doesn't this horse fairy also have to eat, this." The two of them pointed to Grandma Yan'er, "Could it be that he has cultivated into an immortal body that does not eat fireworks in the world." ”

The fat man and I pondered, Shen Han and Lao Huo, the two beauties with a mallet, made sense, although this horse fairy is respected as a territory immortal or a superior immortal, but after all, they (she) are not the kind of Daluo true immortals who swallow clouds and spit out fog, eat the aura of heaven and earth and can mix a round belly, they have to eat meat and drink wine, and they have to eat some fruits and radishes to supplement vitamins.

Is this old Yan'er grandmother a strange thing, a new variety in the horse fairy?

Seeing the four of us looking at her with strange eyes like African baboons, Lao Yan'er's grandmother blushed and hurriedly explained: "Oh, it's not what you think, people just eat in a special posture, for fear of scaring those mortal laymen, understand?" ”

"There's something special about the way you eat." The fat man and I were amused by the words of Lao Yan'er's grandmother, looked at her together, and asked jokingly: "What's so special, girl, can't you eat with a big top, or chew it and spit it into the bowl, and then stir it and drink it as pimple soup, hehe"

Grandma Lao Yan'er raised her eyebrows and said sharply: "You two want to die, right, anyway, I won't go out, you can order the dishes back to eat, hum......"

"Hey, the road is quite familiar, and I know how to call takeout, no, girl, didn't you just say that you have been practicing for more than 500 years, I calculate, then you must at least be a person in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, how can you still understand such a modern thing as takeout, hehe" The fat man saw that Lao Yan'er's grandmother was very cute, and couldn't help but cough with her.

"Please, I'm just cultivating, not frozen, the vicissitudes of the world, our immortal clan has always been a witness and witness, what we don't know, besides, many major events in your world, our immortal clan also contributed a lot, but unfortunately you don't know at all." Grandma Lao Yan'er rolled her eyes with contempt at the smiling fat man, and then her face turned blank and said very sternly: "I repeat, you two should call me Grandma Lao Yan'er, don't be a sister and a girl to set a magnet with me, look for the two of you." ”

Seeing that the fat man and I were reprimanded by Lao Yan'er's grandmother with a gun and a stick, Shen Han and Lao Huo were so happy, when the fun was over, they took Lao Yan'er's grandmother to the computer to watch the dazzling cosmetics that kept creating fake beauties.

The fat man and I shrunk our necks, cocked our collars, and walked out of the clinic to order food at a nearby restaurant.

Half an hour later, the waiter of the hotel rode a huge aluminum alloy inverted donkey with an incubator in the carriage (rickshaw) in front, and the fat man and I shrunk our necks, hugged our arms, and sizzled behind.

Back to the clinic, send away the waiter, I and the fat man were busy putting the table, setting the plates, after a busy time, the birthday of the old Yan'er grandmother sat in the first seat, Shen Han, Lao Huo, the fat man sat on both sides, the fat man took out two bottles of low-alcohol "Shenlu Tribe" liquor, unscrewed the lid, and filled it for each person, and then, according to the habit of who treats the first glass of wine in the Northeast, the fat man said a few words of "Happy birthday, eat and drink well" After the soup words, the two of us threw off our cheeks and picked up the back molars, Start feasting.

Shen Han and Lao Huo are not the kind of little women who have to wipe their mouths when they eat mustard, pretend to be educated, and have a playful atmosphere.

However, within a few minutes of eating, the four of us stopped eating chopsticks, and looked at the old Yan'er grandmother who brought the whole plate of white chopped chicken to us, and sighed in our hearts: It turns out that the rice can still be eaten like this.

(Dear book friends, happy National Day holiday, haha)

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