Chapter 394: A Kiss Fang Ze

After Uncle Li squeezed his eyebrows and instructed the fat man, Shen Han, Deacon Cui and the two Qing Dynasty tomb robbers, he turned his head and looked at the female official who was standing in front of a heavy bronze door with a sneer, and said with a smile: "What, fairy official, it's a place, right?" Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The female official nodded at Uncle Li, and said with a solemn expression: "You must enter the audience with Her Royal Highness the princess as soon as possible, Your Highness has always had military orders like a mountain, and she is not patient. ”

Uncle Li nodded hurriedly, jumped up the remaining few white marble steps in a few steps, and came to the bronze door that looked quite kingly, and was about to reach out to pat the beast ring on the door, the female official stopped Uncle Li with a panicked face, and said in a hurried tone: "You old man really don't know anything, this is the bedroom of Her Royal Highness the Princess, and you can tolerate you so recklessly." ”

After speaking, the female officer took out a thumb-thick incense from her bosom and exuded a refreshing fragrance, and then took a small breath of cherry to the incense, and lit the incense.

Then the lady put the incense under the nose of the beast's head on the door, and saw that the blue cigarette was sucked into the nose of the beast's head, and not a single cigarette was missed.

After the incense had burned for about three or four inches, only the sound of a pivot turning could be heard, and the heavy bronze door automatically opened a gap for one person to pass through.

"Wait and come with me." After the female officer threw a sentence at Li Shu'er, she flashed and entered the crack in the door.

"This royal inexplicable rule is so many, it's so rotten and unruly,." Uncle Li glanced at the bronze door, which was like an elevator door, and also twisted into the crack of the copper door.

The fat man, Shen Han, Lao Huo, Deacon Cui and the two Qing Dynasty tomb robbers "migrant workers" naturally did not dare to lag behind, and they also entered the cracks of the bronze gate in turn.

Inside the bronze door, there is no more than a passing through the door, and the eyes are full of endless royal majesty and magnificent scenes.

Let's say that Li Shu'er and his team, under the leadership of the female officer, came to a side hall with a small space but heavy white curtains after passing through a few well-guarded female soldiers with guns and swords, far more than the palace maids.

"Your Royal Highness Princess Qiqi, the ghost has been brought, can you knock on the sky." The female officer knelt outside the first white curtain, and said with a respectful expression and a crisp voice.

"Xuan." In the curtain, a female voice came from a small but neutral voice.

"Whoa." The female officer stood up, flashed sideways, bowed her head, and made a gesture of entry to us.

Uncle Li bared her teeth at the female official who was only a teenager, and after saying, "There is a Lao Xianguan to guide the way", he stretched out his hand to pull the thick curtain and took the lead in getting in.

The fat man, Shen Han and the others also smiled gratefully at the childish female official, and then followed in the footsteps of Uncle Li and got into the curtain full of unknowns and fog.

The curtains were heavy one after another, and after a few curtains, Uncle Li was a little annoyed, and couldn't help but laugh at himself with a wry smile: "Why is this thing not finished, so I followed up with the big dyeing workshop, let's go to see the princess, or go to meet the cloth seller who sells cloth, hehe"

"You can stop a little, you should be the shampoo room of the train station, be careful that a few big girls will come out for a while and take you down directly, wipe." The fat man saw that some black silhouettes of female soldiers appeared between the curtains, and he was afraid that Uncle Li would come out of his mouth, so he hurriedly reminded Uncle Li to press the door on his lips, don't be nonsense.

Uncle Li also noticed the abnormal movement around him, and he didn't dare to be careless, stretched out his two hands, and made a good gesture towards the fat man, Shen Han, Deacon Cui and others with bent fingers and elbows, and saw that the fat man and Shen Han were blue screens in their heads, and finally, the fat man couldn't bear it anymore, and lowered his voice and said to Uncle Li: "Uncle, you can't even be a dog, so don't pretend to be a SEAL to play sign language, this guy is gesturing, it's like a cerebral thrombosis patient dancing a zombie dance, and we're about to die, what, can you speak?" When we come together and please, oh my God. ”

Uncle Li's old face turned red, put away the sign language that he had just drawn halfway and didn't know what to say, and said in a whisper: "I just want to tell you that you should form a circle and surround the two girls in the middle, so that they can be defended on all sides." ”

"......" Deacon Cui, who hadn't spoken for a long time, was about to convulse after listening to Uncle Li'er's words.

The fat man was about to be smoked and hit the wall with his head by Uncle Li'er's "nonsensical" behavior of taking off his pants and farting, but after all, the fat man was a former history teacher with an ID card, and after he wanted to cry and tearfully glanced at Uncle Li, who didn't even show a little bit of shame, thousands of words were condensed into one sentence: "Uncle, I am convinced, you are really my own uncle, Gaga uncle, bluffing you and I am my grandson." ”

"Nonsense, ah, it's useless to talk about anything else, you all give me ears, be careful not to let people make dumplings...... Yes...... What are you going to do? ”

Li Shu'er was pretending to be not ashamed but proud, when he saw that the heavy curtains around him suddenly rose without wind, making Li Shu'er feel as if he was taking a bath, but he was suddenly exposed in front of everyone, and he couldn't help but exclaim.

However, what surprised them even more was the female soldiers who appeared in front of them with a murderous look after the overlapping curtains disappeared.

However, after those female soldiers surrounded Li Shu'er and others, they did not rush up and tie everyone up with their shoulders and arms, but formed a human wall between Li Shu'er, the fat man and the throne in front of the curtain, the purpose was to prevent Li Shu'er and the fat man from having bad intentions and trying to assassinate the king with a dagger.

Because, just 20 steps away from Uncle Li and the fat man, there was a woman in her 30s with a dignified and beautiful appearance.

I saw that the woman was dressed in a green shirt with small sleeves and narrow clothes, with a shawl around her shoulders, dressed in an ancient Xianbei style of Hufu, and at the same time, her head was wrapped around her head and her feet were on a pair of black leather boots, which was completely a true reproduction of the women's preference for military clothing or men's clothes in the early Tang Dynasty.

The woman sat on a yellow throne engraved with the pattern of Fengxiang Nine Heavens, her eyebrows raised, her eyes murderous, and she was looking at the fat man, Shen Han, Lao Huo, Deacon Cui and the two "migrant workers" who robbed tombs in the Qing Dynasty without anger.

Regardless of asking, it is clear that the woman must be the famous third lady, that is, the famous princess Pingyang in history.

Princess Pingyang's majestic and firm gaze first fell on Li Shu'er's face, Li Shu'er was well-informed, but at the moment of eye contact with Princess Pingyang, his heart was still awe-inspired, and he was deeply intimidated by Princess Pingyang's profound gaze, so he reluctantly smiled: "The ghost of the underworld sent Li Shiqi to meet Her Royal Highness the Princess." ”

"Bold fanatics, dare not kneel when you see Her Royal Highness the Princess." The female officer who had led the way for Uncle Li and them stood next to Princess Pingyang's throne at some point, and scolded Uncle Li sharply.

"Don't be rude, just stand down for the time being." Princess Pingyang waved her hand to stop the female officer's arrogance, and motioned for her to withdraw with the female soldiers.

It can be seen that although the female officer was uneasy about letting Princess Pingyang talk to Li Shu'er and others alone, she did not dare to disobey Princess Pingyang's will, so after a stupid glance at Li Shu'er, Fat Man, Shen Han, Lao Huo and others, she reluctantly took those female soldiers out of this side hall.

After Princess Pingyang saw those female soldiers leaving, she bowed slightly to Uncle Li: "The old man doesn't have to be polite, I also went through several lifetimes of reincarnation before I came back here, so I can fully understand what you say, and the communication between us should be barrier-free." ”

After saying this, Princess Pingyang's gaze moved from Li Shu'er's face to the fat man's face, the corners of her eyes jumped, and her face showed surprise: "You are the host of the silkworm, so there should be another one." ”

Without waiting for the fat man to answer, Princess Pingyang's gaze fell on Shen Han's face again, and she smiled slightly: "Hehe, little cutie, I didn't expect to see you here." ”

Shen Han's face turned red, and he felt a little awkward to be called a little cute by a peer who didn't look much older than him.

Princess Pingyang smiled disappreciatively, her eyes continued to move downward, looking at Lao Huo, the corners of her eyes couldn't help jumping again, and let out a light sigh: "Six of her seven spirits are out of her body, and she can be so ruthless to a little girl, it seems that he is getting more and more crazy and unreasonable, alas." ”

Next, Princess Pingyang looked at Deacon Cui, who also dared not come out, and the two "migrant workers" who robbed the tomb in the Qing Dynasty, but she didn't show any surprise.

Deacon Cui was a little disappointed, but he didn't dare to do much, just stood obediently behind Uncle Li, and peeked at Princess Pingyang from time to time.

"What are you here for?" Princess Pingyang's gaze returned to Uncle Li's face again, and she asked softly.

"Ah, that's right, Your Royal Highness Princess, one of my apprentices lost it when he went down, because that kid was as thin as a wolf dog, and we wondered if he could be blown into the city in the direction of the wind, so we ......" Uncle Li looked at Princess Pingyang, who had wisdom in her eyes, and said half the truth.

"You're only here to find someone." Princess Pingyang's eyes suddenly became sharp, forcing Uncle Li to look up anymore, and then said in an unquestionable tone: "There is no apprentice you are looking for in the Niangzi Pass, you can go." ”

Uncle Li was so stunned by Princess Pingyang's categorical tone that she couldn't speak.

"Don't you want to tell you what you really mean, eh?" Princess Pingyang looked at Uncle Li, whose old face was like a flame mountain, and asked.

(Eight steps to enlighten all readers: there is a change at 5 p.m., the excitement continues, hehe)

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