Fortunately, the night is not too cold now, and the fat man and I smashed open the good neighbor grocery supermarket not far from the community and bought all the raw materials. At this time, the fat man grabbed a handful of red-colored and root-growing chili peppers, and looked at me who was about to pay with a wicked smile: "Kaizi, I'll take charge of the boiled fish myself in a while." ”

Gossip aside, the fat man and I returned to the clinic with lungs, three scales, chili peppers, green onions and other ingredients, and after a meal of frying, cooking, and stewing, one of us carried a large bowl, ready to honor the two ghosts: Uncle Li and Deacon Cui.

The fat man and I put down the bowl, put it into the 50-degree pure grain loose liquor, lit the fire, ho, the room was full of smoke that choked people's lungs, and we both coughed and watched Uncle Li and Deacon Cui feast happily.

Uncle Li ate a lot of mouthful, but Deacon Cui was not so comfortable, he grabbed a few bites of the bowl of boiled fish that jumped straight to the flames, and sent it to his mouth, and then he rushed to the roof with a "whoosh", and his head didn't enter the black ceiling.

The fat man "fluttered" for a while, and I knew that he must have done something here, so I kicked him and asked quietly: "Don't be happy, what are you putting in it, won't you use alkali as salt?" ”

The fat man couldn't help laughing and waved his hand: "No, I just chopped up the two catties of chili peppers and put them in, it is estimated that the taste of a bite is like drinking sulfuric acid, haha"

I looked at the fat man with a shocked face: "You are really dead, that Deacon Cui's heart is as small as a rat's anus, if you play with him, he will have to play with you to death in a while." ”

I was scolding the fat man, when I saw Deacon Cui hanging a spider web down, and then a pair of ghost eyes as red as a small light bulb about to run out of power stared at me and the fat man: "Who made this boiled fish, ah?" ”

The fat man trembled: "I, I, my most, what's wrong?" ”

I hurriedly relieved the fat man with a smile on his face: "What, Cui Ye, my senior brother has always been a landlord cub who comes to eat and stretches out his hand, and he can't cook at all, this time he is to express his admiration for you, the first time he cooks, how ...... you are"

Before I could say the word "take care", Deacon Cui suddenly floated to the fat man, and the smell of sewers all over his body made the fat man retch.

Deacon Cui didn't mind the fat man's disrespect, but looked at the fat man very excitedly: "Little fat man, you are so talented, the first time you cooked, it was so delicious." Well, you don't know, this official has eaten a lot of tribute over the years, but most of the fucking taste is the same as chewing wax, this jb genetically modified food is too unpalatable. Hey, just this dish you made today, I found the taste at once, all the color, flavor, and taste, okay, little fat man, I like you, I will often come to you to cook for me in the future, haha"

I was dumbfounded when I watched it on the side, and said in my heart that this Deacon Cui is not sick, this is not purely squatting in the toilet and gnawing melons, I don't know the smell. As for the fat man, he is even more stunned, wanting to cry without tears?? Originally, I wanted to make Deacon Cui angry, but I didn't want to beat it crookedly, which aroused Deacon Cui's appetite, and he often came to the fat man to fight for his teeth, isn't this the life of the fat man?

The fat man was really completely devastated, but Uncle Li and Deacon Cui had a great appetite, and after a while, they ate all the spicy lungs and boiled fish.

"Okay, eat and drink, go home, you come and take care of yourself, ah." Uncle Li saw that the sky was about to break and was ready to leave.

"Wait, Li Tou'er, we still have something to do." Deacon Cui stopped Uncle Li and said in a strange manner.

"Ah, by the way, the car you liked, we'll burn it right away." I know that Deacon Cui has always been eating and pulling, and he must be thinking about those cars.

"Well, the car has to be burned, and besides, should you give it back to me?" Deacon Cui looked at me and held out his hand.

I was stunned and smiled dryly: "What, what, I don't seem to have taken anything from you, right?" ”

", pretend to be confused, huh?" Deacon Cui is really a dog, and when he says that he will turn his face, he will turn his face, and he will scratch me with his ghost paw on my chest.

I opened my mouth wide and watched as Deacon Cui put his ghost claws into my body and pulled out a white shadow?? Damn, it turned out to be Uncle Lin's spirit.

"Deacon Cui, what do you mean?" As soon as I saw that Deacon Cui took Uncle Lin's spirit away from my body, I was anxious, you know, after a hard fight in the underground tomb, I am grateful to Uncle Lin, just like my own right and left hands, and now Deacon Cui wants to take away the spirit, it is really like taking my heart.

Seeing that I was really anxious, Uncle Li spoke: "Xiao Kai, don't get me wrong, Deacon Cui is not malicious in doing this. You have a soul bead in your body, if Lao Lin's spirit stays in your body any longer, it will be absorbed by you, and when the time comes, Lao Lin will only be a demented child for several lifetimes. ”

"But, but, alas, uncle, please go back and tell Uncle Lin, I will burn a lot of gold and silver ingots and aunties for him, and I will never break my word." I knew that Uncle Li was right, so although I was very reluctant, I watched Deacon Cui put into his wide sleeves the spirit that was still writhing in his ghost claws and seemed to be saying goodbye to me, and my heart suddenly became empty.

"Yifei, you too, go to Xu Yujing's grave tomorrow to pay respects, and return his spirit to others, people have good intentions, let's not hurt others." Uncle Li looked at the fat man and instructed.

The fat man nodded obediently, Uncle Li was very satisfied, and when he saw that I was still a little compassionate, he couldn't help but say, "Silly boy, you two practice."