Chapter 21: The Yin Array
Damn, this place isn't for people! Cauliflower muttered, and then I crouched down behind the black arabesque.
No, those who dare to eat this bowl of rice will get a salary of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a month. I said in a low voice.
It was already dark outside, and I felt a little furious in my heart with so many corpses, especially in this bird place, the air seemed to be dried and sucked into my lungs and burned.
As soon as he found the lighter and wanted to light one to relieve the discomfort, the outside door was pushed open, and an old man in his sixties walked in with a hookah and a wine bottle.
I and the cauliflower spirit head immediately came, hid behind the cranberry, took a closer look, the old man cleaned his hands, lit a handful of incense, served three glasses of wine, walked to one of the corpses and sang aloud: "One respects the night wandering god, don't block the road, two respects the wild road ghosts, don't bully the new soul, three respects the yin of the people, don't lead the wrong way, go on the road, go on the road......"
The old man sang as if he were crying, and I got goosebumps all over my body when I listened to it.
Cauliflower, what are you singing about?
Cauliflower said, "Soul sending things, the method of sending souls is different in different places, and I don't know what kind of spell this is."
The old man sang for a while, opened the crematorium suddenly, and a wave of heat rushed to his face, which was hot and uncomfortable.
But the old man, as if nothing had happened, took a sip of wine, put his arms around the corpse, and threw it into the crematorium, as if he were carrying a puppet.
"This old guy has a lot of strength." I cursed secretly, you must know that the corpse is far heavier than the human body, even if it is as young as me and Cauliflower, it is difficult to pick up a dead person so easily.
The old man burned the corpse of the previous few words, shook his head and walked to Zhou Nana's corpse and sighed: "Hey, what a good baby, just like this, how sad your mother is." ”
After spilling the wine and reciting the incantation, the old man was about to send Nana's body to the crematorium, and Cauliflower couldn't help but rush out anymore.
Suddenly, there was a terrible baby scream outside, and a hunchbacked dwarf rushed in and shouted in a panic: "Master Liu, he is making trouble again, you can go and take a look." ”
The old man touched his beard and scolded: "I'll take a look at this bastard." ”
The camel said, "Master Liu, you go, I'll help you burn it." ”
Master Liu said, then you burn it cleanly, and the ashes must be put into the jar according to the number, otherwise you will have to make trouble with me at night.
The camel let out a duck laugh, Master Liu, don't worry, I've been with you for so many years, and you still can't believe me Liao Camel.
Master Liu nodded and hurriedly walked out.
As soon as Master Liu left, the camel immediately closed the door, his eyes brightened, exuding a greedy and obscene gaze, licking his lips and rubbing his hands and slowly leaning towards Zhou Nana.
Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, this grandson is a little wrong.
I hurriedly held him down, cauliflower, don't be impulsive, I see that the old man seems to be a bit of a Taoist, in case they are in a group, we will be in trouble, wait and see what happens.
The crematorium is already very evil, a strange old man and a lewd camel, who is the rain boot man?
The camel lifted the white cloth covering Nana, and her wonderful, plump, and fair-skinned ** was perfectly displayed in front of him.
"Whew!" The camel gasped sharply, grabbed Nana's huge murder weapon with trembling hands, lowered his head and kissed and frantically like a dog.
His movements became more and more unsightly, and when his hand reached for Nana's important parts, Cauliflower pointed to the shoes on his legs, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Qin, this dog day is the rain boot man." ”
Yes, the camel did wear rain boots on his legs, and they were covered in mud, but I didn't feel anything terrible from him.
His aura was far inferior to that night's rain boot man, and I had no time to think, so the cauliflower rushed out like an arrow, grabbed the camel's hair, and punched him in the face, shattering the bridge of his nose, and then kneeling, and the camel fainted without saying a word.
The cauliflower is angry, and he picks up the camel and throws it into the crematorium.
I grabbed him, shit, you're crazy, burn him, how can we get away with it? Do you want to kill me?
Cauliflower said with red eyes, what should I do?
I said you carry Zhou Nana, I carry a camel on my back, let's go down the mountain and find Guo Cannon.
Cauliflower thought about it and said, it makes sense, then I will spare this bird's life, and then I will take Nana's soul back.
Before the old man came back, the two of us ran down the hill with a loose foot on our backs, and it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and it was dark and drizzling.
Maybe it's because I'm nervous and scared, but I always feel like the rain on my face like ice particles on this side of the crematorium.
It's a road down the mountain, it's still a road, and after running for a while, I realize that something is wrong.
Cauliflower, stop! I say.
Cauliflower stopped, flipped Nana's ass and asked, "Slut, what's wrong with you?" ”
I said, didn't Nima notice that something was wrong? We've been walking for so long, and we haven't come down yet.
Cauliflower took a closer look, patted her head and exclaimed in surprise, Hey, it's really evil, according to our speed, it's time to rush down the mountain.
The night was so dark that apart from the color of the road, there was a lot of recklessness all around, black as pine ink, and the crematorium was already deserted, and there was not even a single light, so there was no way to find a reference.
Maybe I was running too fast, I felt like a mess in my head, a little confused, and my sense of direction was getting worse and worse.
I said, cauliflower, it won't be a ghost hitting the wall.
Cauliflower said, it is possible, there are many lonely ghosts in the crematorium, and we are likely to be fascinated by wild ghosts.
I said this is trouble, we are two big living people, and we are still carrying corpses, and if we survive like this, we will definitely not be able to enter the city.
Cauliflower thought for a while and said, Brother Qin, you untie the gauze on your left hand and raise your hand.
I removed the gauze and raised my left hand, which was as black as ink, in the air.
Cauliflower said, you roar.
I said, "Say what?"
You just say, grass Nyima force, get out of the way for me.
I raised my hand, cleared my throat with spit, and yelled, "Get out of the way." ”
shouted loudly, but the surroundings were still drowsy and pitch black.
Cauliflower said, it's over, we're in the yin array, with your hand, the bridge ghost is almost three points for you, this voice ghost is dodging, it seems that we are not ghosts hitting the wall.
I said, what is the Yin Array?
Cauliflower lit a cigarette, took a puff, frowned and said, "I don't know, the old man only taught me the Yinshan Mantra, and I don't bother to learn the formation, it's too complicated." ”
I said, you're just a handful, now what's the matter?
The drizzle in the sky seemed to be falling more and more urgently, mixed with a strange smell, which made people dizzy, and the chill drilled straight into the bones, and the body was like falling into an ice hole, and the whole body was cold from head to toe.
I wiped the greasy rain on my face, I felt very strange, my head was dizzy, my body was heavy, I couldn't bear it, and I trembled when I spoke.
As soon as my words fell, Cauliflower sat on the ground, and Zhou Nana's white flower body rolled to the side.
It turned out that Cauliflower, like me, was a little unable to hold on, and it was all supported by the belief in taking Zhou Nana down the mountain.
When I saw it, it was terrible, if the cauliflower had fallen, I would have to be finished.
I slapped him, and the grandson opened his eyes and opened his mouth, grunting in his throat and unable to spit out a word.
I'm a little anxious, cauliflower on dog days, don't fucking sleep, this is fatal.
The rain became more and more continuous, and the roots of my ears were stinging from the cold, and my eyes became more and more blurry, and I was about to faint.
At this time, I felt very little, and a warm current suddenly came from my black left hand, which was as cold as snow, like a heavy blow in the depths of my soul, and I felt a little more awake again.
Picking up the cigarette butt that Cauliflower threw on the ground, Hula Lala took two puffs, and I thought of the dog poop ball, which I took out of my pocket and stuffed it in Cauliflower's mouth.
Cauliflower slowly chewed the black dog shit ball, her eyes widened again, and her first reaction was to touch the corpse of Zhou Nana beside her.
I said, don't touch that, you hurry up and think of a way to get out of this yin array.
Cauliflower said, if only there was a big rooster, I ordered it, and I would be able to get out.
I'm a little anxious, order your sister, where can I find a chicken for you, and then think of another way.
Cauliflower scratched her head and said, In this way, you can call Guo Dacang and let that grandson pick us up.
I slapped my forehead, such a simple way, I didn't expect it.
Take out the mobile phone and dial it, the mobile phone will automatically hang up after two beeps, and then take the number of the cauliflower, or inexplicably automatically cut off, dial a few times I gave up.
I'm done, and I can't get on the phone, and it's really a few evil doors.
I said, you have a way.
As I spoke, I felt my head getting heavier and heavier, my heart was uncomfortable, I had trouble breathing, and I wanted to vomit.
Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, are you okay, why don't you have a black shit ball.
I hurriedly shook my hand and said, forget it, I guess I'll vomit directly after eating, I'm still holding it.
Cauliflower said, this rain is really weird, slimy, and it extinguished all the talisman aura on my body, it seems that we have met a powerful character this time.
What kind of Dharma protector aura, frustrated than me.
Brother Qin, the talisman aura is worshiped by the ancestor master, and every disciple will have it, otherwise we can't deal with ghosts and monsters in our business.
As she spoke, Cauliflower dipped her fingers in the rain on her face and put it in her mouth to taste it.
Wow! What taste. Cauliflower clasped her throat and retched in pain.
I frowned and tasted it, and smashed my lips, and I suddenly remembered that when I was happy with Pink, I once blew the horn for that girl, and it seemed that I had tasted this too, and it almost smoked me to death at that time.
My grass, I remember, is rat oil.
Rat oil, cauliflower was full of horror, "Brother Qin, now we are finished, we are miserable enough to be yin, if we can't get out of this yin formation today, our lives will have to be here." ”