Chapter Ninety-Five: Dating or Shopping
At the foot of the hill was a white stuffy car with a sealed compartment, and Gong Ziran and several people had come to it in advance. And now, it has another mission, which is to transport goods for Kuraki Michicho and a few people.
The corpses of the white-haired zombies that were dismembered had all been loaded into the car before the arrival of the large army, and the Kuraki Michicho treated these corpses as if they were treasures, saying that it was useful to pull them back. There were also more than a dozen dump heavy trucks parked behind the white sealing truck, all of which were taken care of by the chief Kuraki at his own expense.
This will be the head of the Cangmu Road is taking Gong Ziran and the four of them to do what has always been a big project, collecting corpse mud, and the layer of red soil on the surface of the hill. According to the head of Kuraki Road, after these corpses are watered with children's urine, they will plant melons and get melons, and beans will get beans. Of course, this kind of melon and bean is not ordinary, not only delicious, but also can strengthen the body, much stronger than foreign health care products.
The head of the Kuraki Daoist wanted to transport all the corpses and mud on the entire hill back to Wudang Mountain, open a piece of red land outside the residence, and water it with children's urine every day to feed the people of the whole mountain.
As long as he drinks more water and pees more every day, and then calls on other boys on the mountain to come and pee every morning, the crops in the land will not be dry.
Under the leadership of Shang Jinchang, after a hard struggle, Kuraki finally agreed to give four people a car.
Gong Ziran pondered that he would also transport it back to his hometown a little, planting flowers and plants in the yard to beautify the environment or something.
This is four days, except for Kong Lingqi who has to set aside a period of time every day to use the legendary Jiuyang Harmony ** to soak the bath water for the big liar of Baihu, everyone else is working day and night, and after the special big shovel has been used up several times, the entire hill was finally scraped on the fourth night.
Gong Ziran took the cheap post office route and mailed about enough corpse mud to grow twenty pots of flowers to his home, with instructions for use. The rest was divided among the three of them, and Shang Jinchang took most of the half.
Michigan Kuraki sat in his convoy and returned to Wudang Mountain to plan his red land. After Li Ruoya prepared a huge amount of yin dispelling soup at one time and handed it to Sister Feng for preservation and refrigeration, even if the business was completed, the one million honorarium would be all in hand.
Kong Lingqi, an errand coolie, naturally has the least share, but there are also 100,000, and the remaining 900,000, Gong Ziran, Shang Jinchang and Li Ruoya share it equally, 300,000 each.
Although Li Ruoya contributed less, this business was contacted by him, so he naturally wanted to take more. Shang Jinchang found his master, and also got the low-grade treasure rattan snake staff, which was so-so on the whole, and it was generally reasonable.
The corpse poison of the white-bearded liar has just been completely lifted, and Shang Jinchang and Kong Lingqi's master and apprentice are chasing him with IOUs to collect debts, and they will never be released if they don't pay the money.
The white-bearded liar cried and shouted that he had made up enough money, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was handcuffed by the Public Security Bureau and locked up in a small black room.
He was able to receive this kind of public official's **, thanks to Gong Ziran. After Shang Jinchang and Kong Lingqi got the money, Gong Ziran called Deputy Director Zhao, so the white-bearded liar was arrested, fined 500 yuan, and detained for half a month. The crime is to pretend to be a Taoist priest and promote feudal superstition!
Originally, the white-bearded liar didn't believe in the ghosts and gods, otherwise he wouldn't have come out to deceive people. Now, after this incident, he did not dare to kill even a fly, for fear of retribution for his sins.
At the same time, a missing person notice that was delayed for more than ten years was broadcast one after another on major radio stations, television, and newspapers across the country, and Xiao Hanhan's appearance was drawn by Gong Ziran in the form of a sketch. This special missing person notice is not looking for the person in the painting, but the mother of the person in the painting, and the person who has an impression of the person in the painting.
Gong Ziran didn't have much hope for this, so he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, after all, more than ten years have passed, even if Gong Ziran painted it again, how many people will remember the appearance of a child who disappeared more than ten years ago, or, does anyone remember it?
Even if Xiao Hanhan's parents and relatives can recognize it, it is difficult to see and pay attention to the information that passes by at the end of the show. There's no such thing as a missing person notice that would be as conspicuous as a blockbuster in a prime-time advertisement.
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The wheel of history is constantly moving, time will not stand still, and in the blink of an eye, the big radish cultivated with corpse mud on the windowsill of dormitory 502 of Chinese University outside D city has taken root.
At the beginning, Kong Lingqi said that he wanted to plant flowers, but Shang Jinchang disagreed, and finally chose a big radish that was both green and edible, making full use of land resources.
Shang Jinchang also had to use his urine to water it himself, but this time he was stopped by Gong Ziran and Kong Lingqi together. Kong Lingqi went to a nearby kindergarten to collect authentic children's urine, Shang Jinchang's sassy and smelly one, and he couldn't eat it after pouring the big radish with it.
It was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and Gong Ziran was sitting in the bedroom, listening to Shang Jinchang bragging about his glorious deeds back then. Listening to it, the mobile phone vibrated and rang, it was a woman calling, Gong Ziran picked it up and first said, "Ah!?" Then he made a few more "yes" and hung up the phone.
"Who? It's not like someone is asking you for a date. Shang Jinchang laughed.
Gong Ziran's face turned red, and she pressed her phone a few times, "No, Li Ruoya asked me to accompany her to go shopping and buy clothes by the way." ”
"Yo! It's really dating. Apprentice, look at the people, how fast they are developing. You should hurry up and find one, I'm still in a hurry to hold my apprentice. Shang Jinchang deliberately exaggerated and sighed.
"Master, you are still single, how dare I be one step ahead of you? Hurry up and learn from Brother Nan, let Brother Nan teach you a few tricks, and exchange experiences. Kong Lingqi leaned on the head of the bed, obviously talking to Shang Jinchang, but his eyes kept looking at Gong Ziran.
Gong Ziran ignored the two of them on the surface, but in his heart, he was full of energy, full of energy.
He deliberately washed his face, looked in the mirror, turned out his most handsome and coolest clothes, and put them on his body.
"That...... Macho man, won't you come back at night? Seeing that Gong Ziran was leaving, Shang Jinchang asked with something in his words.
"If you don't come back, I'll sleep on the street? You can't go shopping overnight. Gong Ziran deliberately pretended not to understand.
"It's not...... Brother, you must take precautions. Shang Jinchang's voice became louder, and it is estimated that the next door can hear it.
"Get out!"
Gong Ziran opened the door without looking back.
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