Chapter 370: Those who pretend to be forced should not get used to it
With Shen Han's uncontrollable exclamation, the fat man and I quickly grabbed it, looked down along the edge of the cliff, and saw that Uncle Li was floating in the air leisurely and leisurely, while whirling, while slowly falling. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing me and the fat man's frightened appearance of red heads and swollen faces, and their souls were not possessed, Uncle Li laughed, and waved at us very loudly: "Two stupid roe deer, hurry down, it's fun, hehe"
The fat man and I looked at Uncle Li, who was playing with the old man more and more, he was angry and funny, but after laughing for a few seconds, the fat man and I couldn't laugh, because the altitude of this cliff is hundreds of meters high, not to mention the two girls Shen Han and Lao Huo, just me and the fat man looked down a few times, and we all felt that the eyes were black, it was really high, if you were not afraid, it was purely a calf.
Seeing me and the fat man standing on the edge of the cliff and spitting at the mouth, Deacon Cui, who had been gloomy face, walked up to the two of us, and said in a weird voice: "What's the matter, I'm scared, I'm fuck, it's okay, as soon as I grit my teeth, close my eyes, and go down, besides, aren't you already out of three lights, that's no different from ghosts, can you still die a second time, hum......"
The fat man and I knew that this Deacon Cui was not in a good mood after being blackmailed by Uncle Li for chasing the wind pill, and we didn't bother to deal with him, so we turned around and walked to Shen Han and Lao Huo's side, I said to Shen Han: "Sister, we may have to do free fall exercise in a while, I guess it's nothing, but you better make a measure (Northeast dialect: test) first, if you are really afraid, let's think about it again, don't hold on, you know no." ”
"Well, I'm afraid you and Lao Huo are enough to choke, just now Kaizi and I glanced at it, oops, I'll go, the farts are scared, hehe" The fat man was also worried about Shen Han and Lao Huo on the side.
Shen Han pursed his lips and smiled, pulled Lao Huo to the edge of the cliff, raised one leg, and came to a shape that I wanted to spread my wings and fly high, so scared that I almost didn't spurt blood on the spot, I couldn't help but drag her aside, and complained: "You hate me for not dying, don't you, why are you still playing evil, you really don't think you are an ordinary person, right?" ”
Seeing that I was really angry with my straight eyebrows, Shen Han laughed instead: "Oh, Yang Xiaokai, you belong to a rabbit, look at you, your face has become a green pot of herbal tea, hehe"
I was amused by Shen Han, but I still grabbed her slender wrist and didn't let go, afraid that if she came a little more exciting, my little heart, which was already obviously undersupplied, might really burst on the spot.
"Okay, okay, I know that the two of you are the kind of lazy people who are dedicated to the small wine table with their youth, drunk and dreaming of death, and don't usually exercise at all, let me tell you, every year when we take annual leave in the hospital, I will go to Dalian to play bungee jumping, one heel down, my heart is turned over, it's just exciting, oops, I'm excited to think about it" Shen Han looked at me and the fat man, and even said and compared, revealing the naughty little girl's true colors.
I stared at Shen Han, who was intoxicated, for a while, and said from the bottom of my heart: "You are sick, the illness is not light, remember to take medicine first when you go out in the future, sister." ”
"Die, you rabbit-guts coward." Shen Han made a gesture to kick me, I quickly ran away, Shen Han knows martial arts, and hooligans can't stop it, not to mention my small body of tofu scum.
Talking and laughing, I also recruited the two "migrant workers" who robbed the tombs of the Qing Dynasty, and looked at us and giggled vigorously.
"What are you two going to do, what are you going to do," I said happily as I looked at the loyal brothers who were grateful to me and the fat man.
"Engong, you don't know the treasure, that Wind Chasing Pill is made of the liquid slurry of the Difu Qihua Emperor, after taking it, it can open up the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, make the human body as light as a swallow, and prolong life......" The tall and thin man looked at me, bared his buckteeth, and smiled kindly.
"We're just like you now, we're ghosts, what's the use of taking it." The fat man interrupted the tall and thin man and asked anxiously.
"Aphrodisiac,." Deacon Cui didn't know when he slipped behind the fat man, and Leng Buding made such a voice in the fat man's ear, which frightened the fat man to "nag" and jump out of the distance.
When he turned around, the fat man's fire jumped up, the green tendons on his head bulged out, and he looked at Deacon Cui with horizontal eyebrows: "Don't mess with me, otherwise I will let you die in a rhythmic way......"
"Ahh When Deacon Cui saw that the fat man dared to turn his face with him, he was also surprised, and his donkey face turned white with anger.
"I'm fucking ......" The fat man was afraid of Deacon Cui before, because he was not good at learning, just like Little Japan didn't dare to argue with the United States, his skills were not as good as others, what else could you do.
But now it's different, this dead fat man can be regarded as the No. 1 horn in the supernatural world, and if Deacon Cui is so happy, no one will be able to hold back the fire, let alone the violent temper of the thunderbolt.
Therefore, when he saw that Deacon Cui was still shouting there, the fat man didn't say a word, and walked towards Deacon Cui while reaching out and touching his back.
I said in my heart that it was going to be bad, this dead fat man must have touched the Xuantie sword, if this really hurt Deacon Cui, Uncle Li'er would not look good on his face, so I was anxious and wise, first signaled Shen Han to stop the fat man who was really angry, and then pushed Deacon Cui to retreat to the edge of the cliff, and persuaded him: "Deacon Cui, don't be the same as my senior brother, he has always talked but his brain, you, adults are a lot, bear with me, take a step back, don't worry about him, ha"
"You two don't fool me here with a red face and a white face, you're not a good thing, little white face, with a fancy belly......" That Deacon Cui is also really annoying, I originally wanted to be a peacemaker, but I didn't expect him to come at me again, and his mouth was not salty and said three seven pimple words.
I'm also anxious, and my heart said that you are also old, why are you so ignorant, and you really regard my tolerance for you as your shameless capital, right, don't you look at it, is your Kai Ye the kind girl who is obedient and slaps the left cheek and gives it back to the face.
Thinking of this, I was angry from my heart, and evil was born to the side of my guts, although I still had an absolutely sincere smile on my face, but when I thought about it, my right arm was already filled with black smoke, and then, my right arm was inserted under Deacon Cui's armpit, and I pushed it staggering back several steps.
Deacon Cui was furious, looked at me and scolded, "Little jb cub, what are you pushing me for...... Exercise...... You, he, mom, with, me, play, yin, ......"
What's going on, if you want to say that I'm vengeful, I pushed it, and Deacon Cui didn't look at his feet, and he took a few steps back to the edge of the cliff, but he patronized and rushed at me, and didn't pay attention to his feet, so he habitually retreated, and then he stepped into the air with one foot in the high-rise building, and planted it with an exclamation.
Although I was scolded, I felt so comfortable in my heart, clapped my hands, hummed that our people are really happy today and walked to the fat man.
"Deacon Cui, nothing will happen." Shen Han looked at me a little uncomfortably and asked.
"It's okay, he owes people cheap, he can't beat Xiaoqiang, what can he do, wipe it." The fat man replied angrily.
"He's a ghost, and he's a master who comes and goes, have you ever heard of a ghost falling to his death?" After a few words with Shen Han, I beckoned her to lead the old fire, and the fat man led the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" to stand on the edge of the cliff together.
"Are you ready, let's go down when you're ready, or Uncle Li should be in a hurry." I looked at Shen Han and the fat man, and smiled at the two honest Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" and said.
"Well, I take care of Lao Huo, you don't have to worry, by the way, it's best for us to pull each other and jump down together, so that we can avoid some partners running away due to wind direction, convection and other reasons in the process of falling." Shen Han is always like this, the more tricky the matter, the more thoughtful and thoughtful he is.
"Okay, what are you talking about, here, you have a little experience jumping off a building." The fat man bared his teeth, stretched out his right hand to hold the old fire's fair-skinned left hand, and I was not to be outdone, I scooped up Shen Han's jade hand with my right hand and shook it firmly.
Shen Han's face turned red, but fortunately, he didn't pull his elbow and arm to put me down on the spot.
At this moment, I saw that the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" were just laughing, but they did not come up to hold hands with us, thinking that they were reserved and shy, so I beckoned them to come over and form a circle with us hand in hand, and then jumped off the cliff.
Not wanting to listen to my proposal, the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" waved their hands and shook their heads again and again with a worried face, their expressions greatly frightened.
I still wondered, thinking to myself what was going on, could it be that these two brothers had any special beliefs, and they couldn't have skin to skin with men and women.
"Engong, your second elder has a soul bead in his body, and the small ones can't afford it, please Engong Haihan, Haihan ......" The two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" stumbled and expressed their hardships.
Later, after discussion, we decided to let Lao Huo sit on the souls of the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers", and then Shen Han, the fat man and I surrounded Lao Huo and his special "car" and began to move to the edge of the cliff.
When I got to the edge of the cliff, the fat man insisted on changing places with me, I knew that he was afraid that I would be afraid of my back to the cliff, so he wanted to change places with me, I smiled gratefully at the fat man, and listened to the fat man's kindness.
After everything was ready, Shen Han, the fat man, and the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" were all nervous and expectant, and I gritted my teeth and prepared to jump.
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