Chapter 62: GIF

Of course, Kyle wouldn't do that kind of stupid thing, he made a facial recognition software that matched the face data of almost all Hollywood stars, and the recognition rate was very good, and the stars who changed their vests were found by Kyle.

This is only the first step, and ordinary photos Kyle is not interested in seeing.

I made a small program again,Used to screen photos with continuous large areas of white or yellow pixels,This recognition rate is much worse.,But you can't blame Kyle.,There's no software that can do high recognition.,If you want high recognition,What you need is advanced artificial intelligence.。

Once you've screened it all, all that's left is to see it for yourself.

So Kyle found Ning Yun's account.

At first, Kyle thought that this account was the actor who played Abe in "Titanic", but later found out that the age was not right, maybe it was a relative.

Kyle has a friend who is very fond of this Asian actor, but unfortunately he can't find any information.

Kyle carefully flipped through the data and found a huge video file.

Kyle took a few pieces of data from the middle and downloaded it, opened it and looked at a very strange, plausible Titanic movie, what the hell is this.

Kyle became interested, downloaded and played all the videos, and then Kyle laughed.

I have to say that this movie is too much in line with Kyle's laughter.

The actors in "Titanic", Kate and Leonardo have been symbolized to this day, and it is really funny to see them being tossed back and forth by Abe with surreal knowledge and means.

The sense of absurdity and difference is very interesting.

Kyle also deliberately Googled a lot of memes that he didn't understand, and it was even funnier when he figured it out.

It is only today that Kyle is convinced that the actor who plays Abe is definitely not Japanese.

It has simply blackened the Japanese to the bones, and it has not been smeared indiscriminately.

Just when you think that's all there is to it, the cooler part is coming!

The self-proclaimed smart Titanic designer made his own clever reasoning, perfectly explained the origin of all absurdities, perfectly made all Abe's surreal behaviors logical, and restored the original "truth" of the incident.

What's more, only the audience knows that the designer is clever, talking nonsense.

Everyone in the film thinks that what the designer says is the truth and Jack is the liar.

This movie is so special, the designers in the film are really smart people, not other people who seem to be smart but are actually fools in other satirical films.

Kyle doesn't like similar sarcasm in other films very much, it's ridiculous to be a fool who shows that he is smart and satirizes smart people.

How can a smart person be so stupid, how can someone find out that he is smart.

Only in this film is the satire really powerful, from the beginning to the end, and even after the end, no one finds that the designer's reasoning is self-inflicted and wrong.

Other films are all self-proclaimed smart people who are finally discovered, and then have a seemingly tragic ending.

But is this true, not at all, not at all, not at all.

Only this movie really satirizes reality, Kyle has always believed that the smartest people in real society, those so-called social elites, often make the mistake of being smart, just because the logic is too perfect, the right to speak is stronger, and the final interpretation is in hand, no one can see it.

Because Kyle himself is the elite of society, and he is the smartest handful of people.

Kyle can always explain his mistakes reasonably, convincing others that Kyle is deliberate, humorous, Kyle is kind, and Kyle has already seen through everything.

These wonderful logics, these profound ironies that fit in with reality, are too important for Kyle.

Kyle has always felt that it is the biggest regret that comedies cannot be logical, and now this film completely makes up for it.

For the first two-thirds of the film, Kyle is also regarded as a spoof comedy that he generally likes.

After watching the whole film, it becomes Kyle's god movie!

Kyle likes it so much, how can such a film lie in an account that no one knows about and eat ashes, it's a pity.

People all over the world should see it!

Kyle takes action and first contacts his friend Amy and asks her to help with the film's soundtrack.

Without music, the film loses too much color.

Amy, who is a Ph.D. student in the composition department of the Juilliard School, also liked the film very much, and contacted several classmates to compose the music for the film all night.

The soundtrack was not done well and the film could not be released immediately, so Kyle decided to take advantage of this time to maximize the impact of the film and let the most people see the god film in his heart.

Kyle took a screenshot from the film and then posted it Hollywood. Shine. The latest wave of doors is teased.

"What You Don't Know About the Titanic---The Lewdness of the Year. Disorderly. Scratch!!! 》

First, there is a screenshot of Ning Yun slapping Rose's buttocks, and then a screenshot of Rose's fiancé Carl slapping Rose's buttocks.

The skirt is lifted to expose the inside. Kate Winslet, who has pants and most of her buttocks, obediently lies on the table and looks back at the camera, her eyes are full of humiliation, grief and indifference, which makes people feel distressed.

On the exposed buttocks, there are two clear and symmetrical palm prints, the color and shape plus the slight redness and swelling, which experienced people will know at a glance that they are true.

The scene is right, it is on the Titanic.

Some people who remember it or have brushed it many times can still recognize this as Carl's first-class suite.

The characters are not wrong, they are the ones who played the Titanic back then.

Kate and Leonardo are so young and natural.

These two photos are close-ups, and before everyone is surprised, the next few panoramic photos bring even greater surprise.

A large group of people were tied up and sat in a circle to watch, and the person tied up in Carl's picture was Leonardo.

What the hell is this for, kinky. Disorderly. Scratch? S.M still adds onlookers?

It's too much fun!

This was 20 years ago!

Some people wonder if the photo is part of the plot of the movie.

Someone immediately jumped out to refute, how could there be such a strange plot.

And take a closer look, what kind of bundle is used by the tied people, a few use ropes, and most of them use binding straps, did this thing appear a hundred years in advance, so no common sense is too low IQ.

It's definitely someone hi high!

It's definitely crazy for everyone!

The material was too big, and the post was reposted like crazy.

Kate's fans and Xiao Li's fans resolutely didn't believe it, and groups of people ran out to question that our idols couldn't be so lost, they were definitely composite pictures.

Indeed, there are too many celebrity composite pictures now, and even with so many retweets, the influence is still insufficient.

Kyle is undeterred and releases bigger stuff the next day.

A group of Titanic starring naked. body, standing on a simple feller floating on the surface of the sea.

Kyle added a sentence to the picture without any restraint, "This time it's really naked. body, no clothes come out shamelessly hinder our celestial bodies! ”

There are also a few close-up pictures in the back, which are more lethal.

The actor who plays Carl and Leonardo hug each other and are naked. Body!

The actor who plays Molly hugs Rose Lady and is naked. Body!

What's even more exaggerated is that Abe and Kate Winslet hugged each other, also lacking clothes, but a lot of food, Abe smiled badly, Kate smiled softly, Abe held Kate with one hand, and a flower chicken with the other!

All who see this picture is a feeling.

This, this, this, this is definitely a scene that can only appear when you are high!

And that's not all, there's a big loss of even more discipline.

Kyle is unhappy that those who doubt his credibility have dared to slander it as a composite image.

So Kyle released the GIF.

A pair of red. Naked and shaking, the one who is shaking**, there are people of the same sex, there is the opposite sex, but there is no humanity......