Chapter 148: Wronged! Hurry up and get the snow down in June!
Fat Mao is afraid that he will miss the opportunity again, and the opportunity to go to the bottom of Dongting Lake will be lost, and the grand ceremony of opening the gate of the Spring and Autumn Hall will pass by. went to Tianshan, Fatty Mao insisted on going along, saying that he didn't want to throw the fat man down again, and the door was not ...... Fat Mao pointed out arrogantly, fat man, my life was originally a wonderful blockbuster, and it must not be broken because of the constraints of his wife and children's hot kang head, to be independent, to be free, to pursue, to dedicate his life to the party, to carry out tomb robbery to the end, to turn black and white upside down, to pursue the true meaning of life, and to always follow Bao Xiaotai to pursue the supreme sensory stimulation brought by hunting.
Song Peng smiled, he said that many years ago, the great Red Army contingent of our party was the enthusiasm of fat people.
Ping Sigui said a lot of strange words: "Heh, the Red Army grandfather is not as happy as the fat man, follow the little master Bao to earn money, if you don't send it, it's just a fighter in the big money, the Red Army had no salary when it was a revolution, just do the food, whether it is a pursuit, whether it is a principle, it is estimated that not many people understand." ”
Bao Yuan's flat mouth and said that the fat man finally showed a little determination, I'm bah, why are you two so busy?
Song Peng and Ping Sigui immediately pointed the finger at Bao Yuan: "You have to get it, come less, we don't have as much to do as you Bao Xiaoye, yes, we are good buddies who have nothing to talk about, we think we have our own obligations, and we also have the responsibility to remind Bao Xiaotai, although the harem beauty is good, but you have to always think about your desires, if you put too many bullets, it will hurt your body, remember, otherwise there will be endless troubles!" ”
Speaking of this, Du Muqing, Park Nianyun, and Alice Nika immediately gave a strong response: "Fuck you!" ”
Bao Yuan's response was also impeccable: "Let go of your heart, Lao Tzu is the drive of the Arhat!" ”
Sun Panzi and Yang Xuejiao laughed.
Bug Twinkle could feel it, this time. Fat Mao can show such determination, it's not that he has changed his good steel teeth and become hard. It's not that Wang Ba has eaten the scales and has an iron heart, I'm sorry. Instead, this turtle grandson ate the anvil for the blacksmith and stimulated all his temperament. To this, Worm Twinkle only responded with a powerful sentence lightly: "Good! Fatty, I've been married to you for so long, I understand you, you insist on following Mrs. Bao to a vigorous career, okay, my aunt and grandmother won't stop me, I hope that in the future, our daughter will have no prejudice against you......"
Straight to the point.
The blocked fat hair can't say a word.
Yes, the fat hair's heart is clear. He knew that following Mrs. Bao to rob the tomb of the immortals was different from those petty fights in the dark market. When I was in Tanggula Mountain, everyone lost five years of time inexplicably, and although I didn't participate in the trip to the bottom of Dongting Lake, I still had fifteen days a day. For example, if you go to the Tianshan Mountains this time, what if you encounter any irresistible factors again, and accidentally lose another five, ten, or twenty years?
Seriously, a fever in the head is a fever. Fat Mao didn't dare to imagine it anymore.
The idea is old, but the fat fur doesn't know how to respond to the insect flashing for a while, yes. If you don't have a girl waiting to be fed, it doesn't hurt to bring the worm sparkling, but. You can't take a girl who has just been seen for a month, right? Fat Mao looked left and right, hoping that the good buddy would stand up and speak up.
Bao Yuan, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng held back a smile. Yes, even though it's a hardcore buddy. However, the fact that the two are not well combined.
In desperation.
Fat Mao strongly demanded that everyone collectively send Worm Flashing back to Beijing, and the beautiful name said: Only by stabilizing the rear of our army can it be convenient to act!
The insect flashed and blocked the breath and said no.
In the end, it was Du Muqing who came forward to solve the siege, she knew it with courtesy, moved with affection, she said to the insect flashing: "Dear, I am also a woman, I know what you think in your heart, alas! Even if the fat hairy turtle grandson is determined to steal melons, it is not a way to keep it, and if he stays behind, he can't keep his heart, so it is better to let him let go of his wings and fly...... Dear, I know, I also understand your suffering, although the Emperor of Heaven has given us women a hidden nature, but, invisibly, you have become a left-behind woman, which can be regarded as a widow, dear, you can rest assured, once the matter of Tianshan is over, I won't stay if I want to rely on it! ”
Worm Twinkle said: "Xiaoqing, your words are reasonable, I know that it is very dangerous to go to the earth fairy, to be honest, I am afraid that the child will lose his father!" ”
Du Muqing's head was hot for a while, and she said: "I can guarantee the safety of the fat man, dear, don't worry!" ”
Worm Twinkle weakly instructed a sincere word: "Xiaoqing, during my absence, if Xiaopang dares to flatter other women, or move his hands and feet, don't think about it, and don't think about the consequences, you, Xiaoyun, and Xiaoai give me peace of mind and boldly cut my grandson!" ”
Du Muqing smiled: "You can rest assured of this, Fatty Mao is quite honest in this matter, Ping Sigui and Song Peng have not let their aunt fan their grandmothers!" ”
After speaking, Du Muqing shouted: "Ping Sigui, come here!" ”
Ping Sigui didn't know what to do, and ran over, he originally thought that Du Muqing and Worm Flashing were going to whisper something to him in private. As a result, Du Muqing didn't say a word, picked up his hand and fanned, and Ping Sigui shouted while hiding: "Xiaoqing, what are you doing?" Why do you beat Lao Tzu again? ”
Du Muqing said that he was playing.
Ping Sigui didn't know that Du Muqing was playing, he said: "The conscience of heaven and earth, Xiaoqing, Lao Tzu hasn't messed with flowers and grass recently, can't you just fight a good person?" My mother, you don't fight your husband, practice on Lao Tzu's face every day, wronged! Hurry up and get the snow down in June! ”
Worm Flashing smiled, and said that if she handed over the fat man to Du Muqing and Little Master Bao, she would put a hundred and two hearts!
Du Muqing said very domineeringly: "Yo ho! What does that mean? Ping Sigui, aunt and grandmother, I naturally have a reason to beat you, you kid still dare to talk back, if you don't accept it, I can order Taishang Laojun to beat you, believe it or not? Hum! If you don't believe me, try it! ”
Ping Sigui pouted and said: "Believe in it, believe it, you have beaten it, if you don't believe it, you will be beaten again, understand!" Understand! ”
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As soon as the many long-winded farts and hiccups were over, Bao Yuan immediately proposed: Worm Twinkle and the river thieves who were waiting to be fed were the objects of national first-class protection, and the army must protect their mother and daughter safely in Beijing. Bao Yuan said that when Lao Tzu got married, because he was busy with several messes, Li Jie and his wife came, and they didn't have time to take care of their godson.
Alas, it is troublesome for a daughter-in-law to marry too much.
This time it was Du Muqing's turn, she said: "Bao, there are some things you don't have to hide, let's say it clearly, you like Xiao Haoran, we like it too, and it's not much worse than you, I don't care how much money you give to your children, how much aunt and grandmother you give." However, I always feel that your starting point needs to be studied, first, you are not Comrade Lei Feng, and you do not have such noble qualities; Second, with your stinky virtue, it's not hard for me to imagine that there's a lot of cattiness in it; Whether it's right or wrong, I've seen photos of Song Xiaoqing, she is a very iconic woman, do you have a leg with her? ”
Park Nianyun and Alice Nika also pouted: "Yes, Little Master Bao, if so, you can simply admit it, we are not jealous, but to find out the truth of the matter, besides, we are all Xiao Haoran's godmothers, you love the child, we also hurt." ”
Ping Sigui immediately added fuel to the fire: "Xiaoqing, fan your face, fan your face and admit it with a fan!" ”
Du Muqing, Park Nianyun, and Alice Nika all spoke in unison: "Fuck you, what's the matter with your turtle grandson?" ”
In this regard, Bao Yuan left an incomprehensible sentence: "Alas! I don't kill Beyo, but Beyo dies because of me! It's pure nonsense to have a leg without a leg, is there any? I won't say it, leave it to the historians to verify, I have seen Xiaoqing's body, alas, I didn't have time to look at it at the time......" (To be continued.) )