1k18 Keitaro Urashima's grasp jian (two watches, five watches today, the last two watches are free)

"The urgency of the delay now is to get the horse ...... as soon as possible Miss out! Leave here peacefully. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Wei waved his hand and said: "If something happens to Ya, I will die!" ”

What Levi means is that his experience is more important than the whole of Japan.

"Oh...... When I first arrived, I saw a group of paparazzi below. Tadao Yokoshima suddenly realized and said, "When I came in, he asked me a lot of questions, saying if there was another accident at the cooking party." ”

"What do you mean it's happened again?" Levi was stunned.

"You idiot!" Ma Yan poked Li Wei's brain, and the latter fell directly to the ground, but the original police flower continued to say in his official tone: "You have two idiots who have had an accident recently because they can't control their lower bodies, and now count you - theoretically, you don't have to mix up the cooking party." ”

“……？！ Could it be that the paparazzi below are here to arrest you? Levi was shocked.

"I'm here to get you, to be exact." Ma Yan shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's you who is here to register for accommodation, not me...... Right! They didn't know I was coming, so I went quietly, and my mission was done! You're here to dispose of corpses, or your experience points are in jeopardy-"

“…… I#¥!! Okay, I'll cover you. Levi sighed and walked over to the phone to dial.

"Hey! ――Is it the front desk? I'm Commissioner Li in Room 69...... Oh, you're the waiter who just served me? - That's great, send me a windbreaker right away, I'm in a hurry! ”

“…… What do you want a trench coat for? Seeing Levi hang up the phone, Ma Yan was very puzzled.

"Here you go, my Miss Ma." Levi grinned and said, "You really have a problem with your intelligence - hurry up and let me into the room!" When the trench coat comes, you can change it, don't let the paparazzi find out, go to the Legislative Yuan immediately, and give me the "Tokyo Metropolitan Government Ordinance Amendment to the Sound Development of Teenagers"! ”

“…… I'm sorry, but I'm a LDP, and I'm going to pass this proposal...... However, how do I know when the clothes come! ”

"I shout at you! Now I'm going to dispose of the corpses! ”

"Ok, remember, if you shout, I'll come out." After speaking, Ma Yan jumped into the bedroom and disappeared.

"What corpse? Commissioner? Tadao Yokoshima was shocked.

"......" Levi was speechless, but now he could only rely on Yokoshima, so he told him how he found Tsuchiya Yasuta and how he hung it in the closet.

“…… Well, I don't think I can help with that. "Yokoshima snorted and was about to flash people.

"Wait! Yokoshima, you can't go - if you help me today, I'll give you a lot of good. Levi said as he wiped his sweat: "And your wife is very virtuous, and you can see that mine is a sadist at all!" - You don't know Levi's ...... No, you should know how terrible it can be when a wife goes crazy. ”

Levi grabbed Yokoshima's hand and said, "If I am known to the world because I was arrested, I have no doubt that she will be able to destroy me - tell you!" If I'm dead, you'll be unemployed! Your wife won't let you go! ”

“…… That's ......."

"I'll tell you, I'm completely crazy right now - and you're helping me cover up now, which means you're doing Naoto Kan and cooking the party. Again, it helped Japan, Otaku and my little brother. I'm going to be castrated if something fucking happens, don't think about it! ”

Yokoshima Tadao thought for a long time, these things that Li Wei said can indeed be put together and equated, so he finally gave in to the society: "For the sake of the future of Japan, I will help you this time......"

"That's right, for the future of Japan!" Li Wei patted the other party's shoulder and said, "It's also for Japan's arrest of Jian - by the way, you just said it...... That corpse in the closet?. ”

"That's right, it's hanging in the closet." Levi kept patting each other's shoulders and said with a smile, "Now you're finally willing to help me?" ”

Levi had just hung the Tsuchiya Yasuta on the hook of the wardrobe and the inner board - well, the quality was really speechless, and even the corpse could be hung. Next time you can try it, put the bundled ...... Ahem, self-weight.

Swallowing his saliva, Tadao Yokoshima walked to the closet, took a deep breath, and then slammed it open!

Unfortunately, he did not find anything in the closet - because as soon as the closet was opened, he looked inside and did not look at the men -

"Hahaha...... Member Li ...... You're really good at kidding. ”。

Levi: "......"

Lying on the ground, he didn't see the body hanging on the hook on the inner board, and thought that Levi was joking with him, so he laughed at Levi.

"You scared the ...... out of me just now"

Levi: "......"

"Commissioner, you ......" said with a smile as Tadao Yokoshima inadvertently looked back......

A corpse, hanging from the open closet of the men.

"Ahhh!!hhh

The nerves that had just relaxed jumped up all of a sudden, and Tadao Yokoshima almost died of fright.

"Yokoshima, actually, I ......" Levi just wanted to comfort him.

And at this moment, the men in the room were suddenly opened.

"Ah...... Yes? Ahh!!!hh ”

Levi screamed in fright, but although his abilities were limited, he hadn't forgotten those fist and foot kung fu routines. Shoved Yokoshima Tadao into the closet with one kick, spun around in the air and tossed three hundred and sixty, and then kicked the man in the closet - Levi's kung fu had been cut down to an ordinary person, and he should have landed steadily, but at this moment, a large character fell to the ground.

The man who came in was the manager of the inn: Keitaro Urashima.

At this moment, he saw Levi lying on the ground, pouting his ass and moaning, and subconsciously thought that he was attacking himself.

Conscience of heaven and earth! How could Levi attack himself? - Lisa didn't come again, he didn't have any tools.

"This ......" got up from the ground, and Levi smiled awkwardly, "Your floor here seems to be granite...... Yes...... yes, "The carpet can't fall, it hurts so much."

"Commissioner Li, I'm here to reflect something to you-" Keitaro Urashima glanced at Li Wei twice, and said in his heart that the other party really didn't beat him, and his tolerance for abuse was much stronger than that of the other party: "I heard the security guard at the hotel say that it has been an hour since I saw a man lying on your window. ”

"Huh? How can it be. Levi's kung fu of pretending to be stupid is definitely the best in the world, but now there is no fixed expression in nano biochemical costumes, which is a bit unpleasant: "No, no, absolutely not." ”

"But might as well take a look?" Tadao Yokoshima smiled and said, "I'm a master of Bajiquan, please rest assured, ordinary thieves or voyeurs I'm in Hinataso...... Eh, it turned out that the hot spring hotel I opened came to fight one by one, and two to kill a pair. ”

…… Li Weixin said, Didn't you get killed all the time?

"Er, don't you need it?" Levi hurriedly waved his hand: "I really don't need it...... But if you go, then ...... Then I'll do it for you. ”

As he spoke, Levi walked to his room, but as if to remind Ma Yan inside that someone was coming, he shouted loudly:

"Keitaro Urashima, the manager, wants to take a look in the bedroom! ――”

"Okay, okay, I can't hear it clearly when it's so loud, you call me? It's a trench coat to bring ......."

Ma Yan, who got the signal [shout loudly and come out], rushed out of the bedroom.

Because she thought she was going to wear a windbreaker, she had always been very aggressive, and she was not afraid of being seen like Levi, and she took off her OL outfit and walked out.

When she walked in front of Levi and Keitaro Urashima, she happened to reveal the black SE front-buttoned lace bra she was wearing today, but fortunately the short skirt underneath was not taken off.

Levi: "......" mud horse's S13 won't listen.

Ma Yan: "......" mud horse's s13 can't scream.

Keitaro Urashima: The two dog men of the "......" mud horse are really cheerful.

"Ahem, let me introduce you, this is Mrs. Yokoshima." As he spoke, Levi pointed at Ma Yan and said, "My assistant is the wife of Tadao Yokoshima." ”

Levi: Mud Horse, my IQ is really high.

Keitaro Urashima: You guys 3P?

Ma Yan: Lying Groove Mud Malegobi !!

As he spoke, he made an impatient gesture: "Manager, don't look at each other so explicitly, okay?" ――My assistant Tadao Yokoshima just arrived, do you know? ”

"I ...... I heard the front desk say that there was a man who came to find room 69...... "Urashima Keitaro said in his heart that it's not 696, male nv man."

"The two of them just got married today and are going on their honeymoon now, but they have to be separated by the "Tokyo Metropolitan Government Amendment to the Regulations on the Healthy Development of Teenagers." Levi sighed and said, "So, I'll let them stay in my room, and I'll go find another room." What do you think: a five-star hotel suite, all the expenses are paid by the public funds, and there is such a beautiful wife, so the guy immediately brought his wife. ”

“…… Excuse me. Keitaro Urashima glanced at Heisimei NV again, coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Look...... Come out. ”

“…… You probably think she's wearing a little less? ――It's simple, people are on their honeymoon, I'm just here to do some of the procedures and send them the room card...... Look at you, what's the hell, don't you know there are celestial lovers now? ”

Ma Yan: ......

Keitaro Urashima: ......

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