930 is one point away from the destruction of humanity
930 One point away from the destruction of mankind (two watches, four watches today)
Life lies in sports! Wouldn't it be nice to go out and play soccer and bangball? Splashing the water on the pitch, showing off on the sports field (and in most cases, being shown by others) – in the world we know, we have never heard of playing football causing a world war or anything, let alone the end of the world. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
…… However, this time the Bang ball game is almost the last elegy for mankind.
It's true that bangball is not a one-man game. Although Levi said that if he was alone, he could turn all nine people in front of him into rouge in five seconds, but what did it do? What people want in Lianggong is a comprehensive, overwhelming, and dignified victory! ——
Levi seemed bored.
The god of sports can no longer be seen in him, let alone any dignified words like that, what he wants is how to kill all the people in front of him at the most cost-unfortunately, it is not his home field now.
It's from the Cool Palace.
The rules, Levi didn't understand very well, he really didn't know what was going on in front of him. All he knew was that he could just hit the ball away — he didn't even have to run the bases. Suzumiya easily went to second base, and Levi stood in the batter's position very incomprehensibly.
On the other side, there was someone he had just threatened—looking at himself with disdain.
It's clear that Levi is a legendary idiot - because only the unscrupulous will threaten people off the pitch. I've never heard of Brazil having to prepare for a match against Celestial Empire, that's the reason.
"Hey, Chun Day!" Levi shouted loudly, "What the hell are you going to do?" ”
"Did you see all your books in the dog's belly!?" A word wakes up the dreamer.
"You mean, or do you want to kill them all......" made a sudden realization.
The pitcher on the opposite side came down in a cold sweat.
"Idiot! Knock out what the other person throws at you! Then just run around the field! "—Don't say it, what Suzumiya said is Levi's understanding of Bang Ball.
There are a few people in the Celestial Empire who really understand BANG balls - when I watch BANG Ball heroes, I can't understand a lot of professional terms, so I understand NR and brothers.
It's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's not as fun as my sister-in-law.
"Oh, got it." Levi nodded, the posture was completely wrong, and the whole person was carrying the ball with one hand - if someone who knows how to look at it, Levi is obviously a legendary starting hand - don't forget that people have been at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, next to the tomb of the living dead for a year and a half, although they haven't learned a little cheats, but this kind of basic skills are solid to death.
"Doom...... Are you really like that? The referees on the side couldn't stand it.
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
"Your posture...... That one...... Never mind. Looking at Levi, the referee said that he was so careless - maybe people just didn't want to play well.
Then, as expected, the pitcher took a boring professional pose — just like in many of the animations Levi has seen.
"Whoosh!" The pitcher threw a decent ball.
98.5 kilometers per hour, judgment: no threat - nano biochemical pretending to make a basic judgment.
"Bump!" Li Wei really exerted his strength, so the ball disappeared from everyone's eyes in an instant.
Easily, after running around the field for half a lap, the referee shouted in the cheerful applause of Chun Ri: "Home run!" ”
Then, of course, there were two home runs—one of the only two balls Levi knew of (the other was hitting, but he only knew about it, but he didn't know it.) )
Then, he didn't know the rules of the game and easily got on base, and he didn't know that the referee looked at the 350 kilometers per hour number on the speedometer, checked the speedometer over and over again, and grew up with a professional player who came (now unemployed) and the people who knew what was good in the audience.
The batsman changed to stay on the court for a long time - the three good shots were out! - Anyway, in the disgruntled cry of Chun Ri, everyone in the Uekamihara Pirate Team burst into tears together: this is the human being.
The batsman is replaced by the long men, and Yuki - the three good shots are out.
It's just that she doesn't want to fight, and staying for a long time is a waste at all.
The Ueuehara pirates continued to burst into tears: the work of human beings is indeed the best.
- I'm sorry, only that one isn't human. Although, beauty is justice - but she is still an outsider.
Ah Xu is on the field - three strikeouts!
This is the weakness of the heart.
What happened next was pretty much the same as the original plot.,Cool Palace is angry.。。
Regiment: Zero points.
Ueuehara Pirates: Two points.
Readers, Your Majesty doesn't need to understand the rules of bangball, you just need to know that if the Ueuehara Pirates win by eight more points, the world will be destroyed.
Levi said it over and over again: If you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate a thousand times.
Evil God, that's right. Pig-like teammates...... No evaluation.
Suzumiya pouted, although Levi had the heart but was really powerless - he couldn't train his teammates in a short period of time. If he was given a week, he could have relied on the "Sister Mao's Recruit Training Manual" that Mao Melissa had indeed written...... Er, train these teenagers to be less nv.
Right now? - Yu made up the sky with one hand, but the lone star was very sad. Humans, look at it. I've almost forgotten the plot, and I don't remember how I turned the game around.
Fight and defend the swap.
It was still Suzumiya who was the first to play, and after throwing three good shots, she continued to be her pitcher. Then, her habit of throwing balls into the good zone was noticed — and she was easily hit with three hits — and she continued to pout.
Friendly reminder: The countdown to the destruction of mankind is synchronously dedicated.
The defeat was like a mountain - in the second game, the regiment scored zero points, and the Ueuehara pirates scored five points.
There are still three points left in the destruction of humanity.
In order to reverse the defeat, Suzumiya made a decision, which is also the death throes of mankind.
"It's a long time to stay~Come on~" It's like a se wolf watching the beauty of the NV, and one beauty and young NV stretched out his clutches to another beauty and young NV - in fact, if this is recorded, it can be sold as a film.
"Huh? No...... Don't ......" is indeed a word that often appears in Japanese films.
"Hey! What are you going to do in Lianggong? "Of course, Ah Xu can't sit back and watch his horse be beaten by other NVs...... If this is a successful "寝取", will he have to watch "Friends" and become a monk if he is cuckolded by NV people?
"Secret Operations!" After staying for a long time, Liang Gong walked to the back locker room, and Levi kept the room from outsiders. After that, two cheerleaders in miniskirts appeared-
"Ah, it's so cute, I've been smiling for a long time~"
"Eun, the cool palace is so beautiful—come on, come on, ......"
Ryoko Asakura and Sister Tsuruya automatically and consciously took out their mobile phones and began to take pictures - Li Wei was disdainful, he used a nano biochemical suit to take pictures directly by himself, why use a mobile phone to record something that would be discovered?
It's a pity that nothing has changed, damn not delayed. It's still a strikeout for a long time-
"Hey!" Ah Xu suddenly jumped up from the bench, and looked at him as if he was being nr: "What are those bastards looking at?" Where do the catcher's eyes look again? ”
"Okay, okay, if you lose anyway, you'll lose." Levi began to comfort: "The world is almost destroyed, I think the game will be over in another twenty minutes......"
"......" looked at Li Wei and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, weren't you in a closed space with Liang Gong last time?" ”
"Yes, that's right." Levi nodded.
"How you solved it last time, how do you come this time." Embarrassment looks like it should be.
Levi looked at his watch very seriously and said, "No, I don't think there's enough time." ”
“? What can't be done in 20 minutes? ”
"That kind of thing, Liang Gong's words can't be done in a day." Li Wei smiled bitterly, but he didn't understand it at all, and Ryoko Asakura on the side had already laughed badly.
"Life, look at the point of comparison...... Where do you look at the bastard of the mud horse! ”
Levi also wanted to comfort the embarrassedness of being nr, but his eyes fluttered - seeing the miniskirt and low-cut shirt wearing the cool palace on the field, he was directly watched by the guys of the Uemihara Pirates to the point of unscrupulousness.
Picking up the bang cap on his head, Levi threw it vigorously into the center of the field - the catcher was just startled because he kept his hand - after all, the pit in front of him that was hit by the hat was not a joke.
Looking back, Li was on the bench and was passionate and generous, and he was embarrassed to hold him.
——He Lianggong can discuss life in the wild, and discuss life in simple terms. But that doesn't mean anything - after all, there is no intelligent life in that world except for himself and Lianggong. But now, it's a completely different story.
"Sit back honestly, you idiot!" Before the referee could warn, Liang Gong shouted to Levi: "Otherwise, if we lose, you will invite all of us to dinner!" ”
“……”
"Yo Xi, keep going! - Let's rush forward together! ”
"...... "What are you rushing to, you're a batsman!"
"The enclosed space is rapidly decreasing." Levi was pulled back to the bench by embarrassment, but he heard the chief man on the side very serious...... While fighting, he told Levi a very shocking news.
"Your performance just now is obvious, which makes Suzumiya very happy."
…… Really?
However, it was not long before the enclosed space quickly expanded - because the score also expanded to 9:0.
There is still one point left before the destruction of mankind.
"Ahh Embarrassed, he sighed, and immediately patted Levi on the shoulder: "Think of a way, otherwise I won't let you go if I can be a ghost—if I can still be a ghost." ”
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