"It's Laura, Laura is actually coming to be a guest on my show. Why is this happening, and why is that? After seeing the content of the text message, Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered and dropped the phone directly on the ground, and now he doesn't have the heart to care if the phone is broken, and he is incoherent in the living room.

Although I have seen such a scene in the TV series, I still feel like laughing when I see Zhang Yao with my own eyes, but I feel sorry for this guy when I think about it. The most difficult thing in the world to heal is a love wound, although Laura has been splitting legs for six years, but that is also his girlfriend who has been in love for eight years, how many eight years are there in his life?

"Who is Laura?" Lu Zhanbo didn't know why, Zeng Xiaoxian hugged his head and said bitterly: "Don't mention this name, it's my nightmare." ”

"Didn't you say my sister was your nightmare?" Lu Zhanbo went on to say that in fact, Hu Yifei is not only Zeng Xiaoxian's nightmare, Lu Ziqiao and later Zhang Wei all have similar feelings, of course, because of Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian in the TV series, Zeng Xiaoxian is particularly tragic. Now, he feels about the same as Lu Ziqiao and the others, and he is lucky.

"Oh my God, I have two nightmares right now." Zeng Xiaoxian lay on the sofa all of a sudden, as if he felt that the world was boring, but he didn't lie down for three seconds, and then he jumped up and down in a hurry, as if the fire had burned his eyebrows.

"Teacher Zeng, you sit down first." Lin Wanyu really couldn't stand it, and Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was really worried, so she hurriedly pulled him to sit down, and then asked, "Teacher Zeng, who is this Laura?" What the hell is wrong with you? ”

Zhang Yao said: "Ordinary men have such a reaction, it will definitely only be because women ......"

"Nonsense, can Laura still be a man?" Hu Yifei interrupted Zhang Yao's words, but these words also inspired her, the two have been roommates for so long, and they still know a lot about Zeng Xiaoxian's affairs, so they said with a sense of enlightenment: "Oh, isn't this Laura the woman who cuckolded you?" ”

Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo, who didn't know the situation, suddenly became interested, this was seen as gossip, for men, the most humiliating thing is cuckolding, Zeng Xiaoxian cried and said: "Look, I'll just say that she is my nightmare." ”

Although he was embarrassed, Zeng Xiaoxian still told him about being in love for eight years and being split for six years, and everyone wanted to express sympathy, but this was too weird, and they couldn't help but want to laugh, Zhang Yao said: "Teacher Zeng, your moon and my heart have been broadcast for 600 episodes, and you have been separated for almost two years now, haven't you forgotten her?" ”

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with disdain, and then said: "If you forget, it won't be this kind of reaction, a manly husband can afford to take it and put it down, how do you think he looks like a man?" I do shows every day to consult others on emotional issues, but I can't even handle such a trivial matter. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said hysterically: "Is this a trivial matter? Is it a long time compared to eight years and two years? ”

"You should be glad it's only eight years, not eighteen or twenty-eight years." Zhang Yao said: "Teacher Zeng, think about it carefully, she brought you a green hat for six years, what is there to be nostalgic for such a woman?" Not to mention that it's been nearly two years, if it were me to forget about her for two hours, I'd be too long. ”

Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu's eyes looked at Zhang Yao at the same time and asked, "Then what if it's you who splits your legs?" ”

"Ahem, this, men will inevitably make mistakes, and it is a good comrade to know your mistakes and not change them." Zhang Yao coughed a few times, and suddenly felt a lot of pressure, Hu Yifei said hatefully: "I know that men don't have good things, including you." ”

Lin Wanyu pouted in agreement and said, "Why do you allow men to mess with flowers and grass, and women are not allowed to bloom?" After so many years of reform and opening up, you men are still so selfish. ”

Zhang Qiuxi said: "This, in fact, also makes sense, for example, if there is a key that can open all the locks, then what kind of key do you think this is?" ”

"I know, it's **." This time, Lu Zhanbo reacted quickly, Zhang Yao nodded and said, "Then if a lock can be opened with any key, what is the situation?" ”

"There must be a problem with the lock." Lu Zhanbo continued to answer, Zhang Yao nodded again, and continued: "That's it, if you don't think it's enough, I can still use the theory of teacups and teapots, only one teapot with a set of cups, how can there be ......?"

"What kind of fallacy is this?" Zhang Yao was interrupted by Hu Yifei before she finished speaking, she was very dissatisfied and said: "Zhang Yao, you kid doesn't even have a girlfriend now, you actually want to hug left and right, I said where did you go to elementary school, it seems that it is necessary for me to talk to you about ideology and morality." ”

Hu Yifei really seems to have this plan, and Lin Wanyu also has a tendency to join, and he has already collapsed Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed even more, wailing: "Were we talking about these problems just now? If you want to talk about the concept of love, can you change the time, can't you think of a way for me? ”

Seeing that Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu were not good-looking, Zhang Yaozheng didn't know what to do, Zeng Xiaoxian reacted immediately when he roared, and hurriedly said as if nothing had happened, and said: "Teacher Zeng, don't blame me for being ugly, in fact, this is really your own doing, just like Sister Yifei said, a manly man can afford to take it and put it down." ”

Lin Wanyu also said: "Teacher Zeng, you will be so scared to show that you still care about that Laura, in fact, this is also an opportunity, you can really forget her completely from now on." ”

The topic was turned back, and Zhang Yao breathed a sigh of relief, Zeng Xiaoxian was the most useful at this time. It's just that he's like this, and it seems unreasonable to despise him like this, and just as he was about to persuade a few more words, Zeng Xiaoxian had already stumbled over and pleaded for help: "Zhang Yao, otherwise you go and talk to Lisa and let her replace Laura, anyway, I can't be a radio host for a few days, why do you have to arrange a guest for me?" ”

When Lisa Rong decided to increase the listening rate, Zhang Yao hadn't told her about the TV show yet, and now that the matter has been booked, how can it be changed when she says it, can she call over and say sorry, we don't need you to be a guest? Isn't this a shabu to play with people?

Laura is a Pulitzer Prize-winning person, which is the highest honor for a journalist, and a reporter is already hard to mess with, let alone a reporter like this. So I could only shrug my shoulders and say, "Teacher Zeng, the time has been set, it's useless for anyone to say at this time, you still muster up the courage to accept it, and unconsciously let your eyes start to flicker......"

"At this time, you still sing to me?"

"I'm sorry, because I accidentally said the lyrics, and I couldn't help but feel a little uneasy."

"Heavens, Emperor, a thunderbolt will kill me." Zeng Xiaoxian shouted to the sky, and then continued: "Zhang Yao, if it were you, Lisa Rong would definitely find a way, in fact, as a guest, you can prevaricate with just an excuse, and if you open your mouth, Lisa Rong will definitely help." ”

Hu Yifei said: "I want to know why this Lisa Rong listens to Zhang Yao for everything, he said that if you enter the TV circle, you will become a TV host, so that you can replace the guests who have been decided?" ”

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs. Zhang Yao felt that his hair stood up under Hu Yifei's persecution, and he could only say: "Of course this is not something I can control, as for the radio host, it was originally planned by me, of course I have the qualifications to recommend it, as for the matter of changing guests, I definitely can't be the master, Mr. Zeng, you better find another way." ”

In this case, it could have been possible to replace Laura with a phone call, Zhang Yao would not be willing to call, his platform was almost demolished, how could he take care of others. But having said that, it's not such a reason to refuse to let Lisa Rong replace the guests, otherwise you can talk to Lisa Rong on the same day, and you don't have to wait for Zeng Xiaoxian to open your mouth.

Whether it is the previous TV series or the current text message, everything shows that Zeng Xiaoxian is still nostalgic, and if he wants to completely give up Laura, he can only rely on this opportunity. Rather than helping him escape the problem, as a friend, he should let go of this heart disease, but now it is easy to say that Zeng Xiaoxian still doesn't understand.

This has to continue, if Zhang Yao himself is about to be burned, he stood up and said: "Teacher Zeng, you calm down slowly, I still have to write a planning copy." By the way, Wanyu, we didn't seem to finish talking that day, do you want to continue, go to my room. ”

"Hmm." Lin Wanyu also stood up, and then said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, think about it, I won't bother you." ”

The two of them entered Zhang Yao's bedroom, Hu Yifei looked at the backs of the two of them, grabbed the sofa and said, "Brother, have you seen it, learn how others trick girls into the room." ”

Lu Zhanbo said: "I saw it, but I don't know how to learn it at all." ”

Before she finished speaking, Hu Yifei had already stood up violently and rushed into the room, and Lu Zhanbo said with emotion: "High, really high, even taller than Jin Mao Tower." One was deceived into it with a casual word, and the other took the initiative to get in, and it seems that I will not be able to learn such a high-end method in my life. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was still looking at the ceiling in a daze, Lu Zhanbo was full of emotion, and Zhang Yao's bedroom was actually very pure, and there were no things that would happen if a girl was tricked in. The things he talked about were just the topic of Lin Wanyu looking for a job, how could she set her eyes high like this, otherwise Hu Yifei's first reaction when she rushed in would definitely be to let out an exclamation.