Chapter 103: Western Zombies
Zhang Yao thanked the Almighty Lord very naturally, and the expression on his face was also very pious, even the action of drawing a cross on his chest was so standardized, but the fat nun in front of him did not have any joy to see her fellow practitioners, but lowered her face and said: "Friend, it's okay to spend the night, but please don't make this kind of joke." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The yellow robe on Zhang Yao's body is too eye-catching, and there is a pattern of yin and yang fish painted on it, as long as the eyes are not blind, they know what kind of dress this is, and it is no wonder that the fat nun has a black face. Even so, she did not refuse the request to stay overnight, and Buddhism said that the door to convenience was wide, and all religions were the same when it came to helping others.
"Jesus said that the whole world is God's people, whether it's true or not, you all think so, so I'm not wrong to say that?" Zhang Yao entered the church with a big grin, and the fat nun said, "It's best if you think so, thank you for agreeing with our teachings, the Lord will bless you." ”
"Hey, although you are a fake Taoist, don't embarrass the Taoist." Liu Ruoxin poked Zhang Yao's waist and was very dissatisfied with his performance.
Zhang Yao said: "Who said I was fake? After exchanging the primary mastery of Taoism, I can really be regarded as a Taoist priest, as for these words, it is nothing at all, every religion says that what they believe in is the only true god, and they all regard the other party's god as their own god's people, the more devout they are, the more they think so, do you want me to debate with him who is the real god? ”
Qin Chuyao looked around and said, "If you want to spend the night here, it's better to be unreliable than to argue." ”
Liu Ruoxin nodded in agreement, but the estimate of agreement was Zhang Yao's unreliable definition, the fat nun lit the oil lamp, and a few nuns came out with sleepy eyes and asked, "Dean, what happened?" ”
"Dig, it's a pity to be so young." Seeing that these nuns were only in their twenties, Zhang Yao couldn't help but express regret, nuns and nuns were not allowed to marry, and these few in front of him were not bad.
"It's a pity what, you're not a Taoist priest yet." The fat nun snorted, and Zhang Yao said: "There are also many schools in the Dao Sect, and our sect can't help but get married, otherwise what's the use of learning the art in the room?" ”
"Lord, forgive this sinner in front of you." The fat nun prayed with her hands on her breast, and then continued: "There are a few of us in the church now, and we can provide you with a room, and you can leave tomorrow morning." ”
"Thank you again Lord Almighty, and thank you too, we don't plan to stay longer, don't worry, we won't bother you for too long." Before Zhang Yao's words fell, there was a hurried knock at the door, and he subconsciously stopped.
"Looks like it's not going to be peaceful tonight." The fat nun sighed and instructed the other nuns, "Go and open the door and see who is here to stay overnight." ”
Judging from her eyes, she had a very good opinion of Zhang Yao, one of the nuns said "oh", yawned and was about to open the door, but at this time, she didn't need to open the door, the person who knocked on the door had already broken into the door and broke in directly.
What broke in were two familiar faces, even if they didn't know how chaotic the world was, they could recognize the people who often appeared as Uncle Ying's apprentices. Zhang Yao and Qin Chuyao glanced at each other to verify their conjectures, and saw that the two of them had rushed into the inner hall and closed the door again, and said eagerly: "Run, run, run, there are zombies." ”
"Zombies?" The fat nun didn't believe it, these two guys were more suspicious in comparison, one of them was still carrying a woman in the middle of the night, and whoever saw it wouldn't think in a good direction, only Zhang Yao had already held the peachwood sword in his hand, and Qin Chuyao and Liu Ruoxin were also full of caution.
"Who are you two and why are you carrying a woman?" One of the women questioned and just wanted to step forward, but after two terrifying roars came from behind the door, the zombie had already broken into the door again, covered in black robes and white fangs, and his mouth and teeth were still stained with blood.
"Zombies." After several nuns saw it clearly, they let out an exclamation in unison and then hugged their heads and ran around to find a place to hide, Liu Ruoxin also shrank behind Zhang Yao's back, and Qin Chuyao, although she still pretended to be calm, she was already following the nun, and she also wanted to hide......
"Is it really that scary?" Zhang Yao looked at the two women and was speechless, at this time, the zombies were entangled by Uncle Ying's two apprentices and couldn't care about the others, but they couldn't stand it for long.
Looking at all Uncle Ying's movies, his apprentices are not few, but none of them can learn a little Taoism, the general setting is that Qian Xiaohao can fight, whether it is dealing with zombies or ghosts, they are solved with fists and feet, and other Xu Guanying, Lu Fang and the like are here to be funny.
"I don't know, I'm scared anyway, you go and kill him." Liu Ruoxin didn't dare to look at it anymore, but even so, her and Qin Chuyao's performance was much better than that group of nuns who could only scream and run around, at least they could see the situation clearly, instead of directly being blinded and only yelling.
"See me successfully win the first blood, the immortal will show the way." Zhang Yao blocked the zombie with a somersault, and then stabbed the zombie directly in the chest with a peachwood sword with a diagonal hand, but it didn't hurt the zombie at all, the sword didn't pierce it at all, and the zombie grinned and bared his teeth, and grabbed it with a wave of his hand.
Immediately raised his foot and kicked the zombie down, bit the middle finger and index finger of his left hand and slashed the sword with blood, and the peachwood sword suddenly turned into a light martial arts, emitting a faint red light. However, the result is still the same, even if the attack power is strengthened, it can't hurt the zombie in front of you.
"Nima turned out to be a foreign zombie, where did you recruit it?" The peachwood sword is useless, and Zhang Yao can only use his fists and feet to resist, although the zombie is not as flexible as him, and he can't get close for a while, but he can only be chased.
"It's a one-eyebrow man." Qin Chuyao hid in the corner and reminded loudly, although she was scared, she did not lose the ability to think, thinking is also better than others, she reminded Zhang Yao to react, in Uncle Ying's movie, there is only one "Yimei Daoren" that appears in Western zombies, to be precise, it should actually be regarded as a vampire.
"How do you know my master's name?"
Whether it is knowing the name of the movie or something else, it is useless for now, this time it is not about using the plot to win, but it is a real need to fight zombies. And these are all movies I watched when I was a child, and now the plot has long been blurred, because the plot of this kind of movie is actually very weak, and the main attraction is Uncle Ying's fight against zombies.
It is impossible to destroy zombies with only fists and feet, and the chickens and dogs in the church are quickly made a mess, when Zhang Yao is already feeling very tired and gradually unable to do it, the zombies are still the same ferocious, and if they continue like this, they can only be exhausted and finally sucked out of blood.
Seeing this, Liu Ruoxin endured her fear, after all, she was a spy, and her psychological endurance was much stronger, seeing that zombies were nothing special except for their infinite strength and hard body, she gritted her teeth and took out dragon scales to join the battle, but she had no internal strength at this time, at most she was a foreign boxing master, and the result was still the same.
Of course, it wasn't all helpless, and the two apprentices who had her join Zhang Yao and Uncle Ying were a lot easier, at least they could take a breath. Zhang Yao took the opportunity to say to the fat nun: "You are professional in dealing with vampires, is there any way?" ”
"The Lord will not forgive the devil...... "The fat nun said with her hands on her chest, and her group of nuns were still screaming in the ears and ears, and they didn't feel uncomfortable in their throats after all this time.
"I at least knew that silver bullets could deal with vampires." Zhang Yao sighed and pounced on the zombie again, these nuns are destined to be unable to count on it, the silver bullet may really be able to destroy the zombie in front of him, the question is where to find it? Even if the firearm is not disabled by the main god, all he can exchange for is ordinary bullets.
"Dao Chief, you quickly think of a way, I can't support it anymore." The most tired thing is the guy who has been carrying a woman and not letting go, his skills are much worse, and he is carrying such a big burden, if it weren't for Zhang Yao, this guy would have died several times.
"I can't support it anymore." Zhang Yao was already out of breath, although the Dao technique exchanged from the reincarnation store was only rudimentary, there were many spells of all kinds, the problem was that the proficiency was zero now, and he couldn't launch it at all with just a peachwood sword, and the only thing that could be used was fist and foot kung fu.
This should already be thankful, if it weren't for that, he would only be chased everywhere, and even if he could save his life, he would be much more embarrassed than now, and he had no power to fight back at all.
"Zhang Yao, that female corpse is a female vampire who hasn't woken up yet, and the other party is coming for her." Although he was hiding in the corner, Qin Chuyao had been observing the situation here, and reminded him again.
Zhang Yao grabbed the female corpse's hair and grabbed it, her blue eyes were already wide, and the corners of her mouth twitched as if she wanted to choose someone to eat, but she was carried and couldn't resist before she had the ability to act.
"Sure enough, it's a foreign woman, you robbed someone's wife, no wonder you've been chased. Anyway, why are you getting a female vampire? I thought you were going to snatch a beautiful woman back. ”
"What, foreign woman?" The guy didn't seem to believe it, and crawled over to take a closer look before he lost his voice and shouted, "Oops, mistaken." ”
"Since it's a mistake, you definitely don't want to take it back to be your wife, right?" Zhang Yao was very helpless, so he said that Uncle Ying's apprentices were unreliable, Zhang Yao grabbed the back collar of the female corpse and threw the female corpse out with all his strength, and the zombie saw that he was not chasing Liu Ruoxin to attack, and flew out with a roar, leaving with the female corpse, which was okay for the time being.
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There have been a lot of things in the past two days, and it's double-open, so it's hard to write, please forgive me!