Chapter 440: The Evil Stars Meet the Evil Waters
readx;?“ Damn, it turns out that you want to slap my master, okay, for the sake of you and me, I'll give you a chance. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhuo Faner looked at me and the fat man and smiled, took out his mobile phone and began to dial.
On the other end of the phone, the stone bureau agreed very happily, I looked at the fat man and smiled, it seems that our guess is correct, this stone bureau is really a little interesting, and we are as interested in him as we are.
"Hey, stop and stop." The fat man suddenly shouted, startling all of us, the driver put the brakes on the brakes, and the Hyundai sedan slid out more than 20 meters before stopping.
"Gaha, you are, you might be dying, you know no,." Zhuo Fan Er turned his head and looked angrily at the fat man who didn't know where the tendons were wrong.
I also have anger in my heart, this ice and snow is dead and slippery, the danger factor is extremely high, this dead fat man will not be crazy again, what do you want to do to have fun, if this is the case, I will definitely stand on Zhuo Faner's side, kill relatives with righteousness, and get the fat man out of the car to have a Ula hammer first.
"Hehe, cold urine and hot fart, I was so frozen that I forgot about it just now, and now it's time to pee, and my brother wants the car to open the gate and release the water." Seeing that the crowd was angry, the fat man quickly explained with a sneer.
"Oops, you're just a lazy donkey grinding and urine, go quickly, pay attention to your baby being frozen, hehe" Zhuo Faner looked at the frowning eyebrows, as if he wanted to be an uncomfortable fat man, laughed and trembled, and waved his hand, meaning that you can take care of yourself.
The fat man smiled and opened the door, saw that I was still sitting, and kicked me with his foot: "Aren't you old and inflamed prostate, what kind of large capacity are you pretending, come down and shhhhhh ”
I was just about to have a seizure, and my heart said that you really have a temper, right, and you have to be accompanied by someone to pee, but as soon as I saw the fat man squeezing my eyes, I knew that this guy had something to say to me, but in order to avoid Zhuo Faner, he would ask me to form a group to pee, so I saw the opportunity to act, and hurriedly changed my words: "Well, I'm almost suffocating my pee in my pants pocket, but I'm not embarrassed to squeak, hehe"
After getting out of the car, the fat man and I went around to the back of the car, standing side by side on the side of the road, while unbuttoning the waistband of our pants and covering my little brother to squeeze pee, I turned my head and asked the fat man: "Senior brother, what do you think of again, say it quickly, it's too cold." ”
The fat man didn't look at me, his eyes looked ahead, and he said with a white breath in his mouth: "From here, you can see the panoramic view of the detention center, I am half-baked about the art of Kanyu, you have worked on it, this position just can see the panoramic view of the detention center, so what, you can take a good look at it, see what you can figure out." ”
I followed the fat man's line of sight and looked forward, the white building of the detention center that can accommodate 1,000 people and has a construction area of nearly 4,000 square meters is located on the vast snowy field, which is becoming more and more small and lonely.
However, when I looked at the detention center building with endless gloomy aura again through the "thin veil" formed by the snow particles rolled up by the cold wind in front of me, I seemed to realize in my heart that the north-south direction of this building was true, and according to the record of the art of Kanyu in the "Yin Fu Zangjing", Haizi Chou in the north belongs to water, and the south is not fire.
However, there is a proverb in the art of Kanyu: the water is auspicious and the star is not auspicious, and the restraint of the living palace is not spiritual, and it is good to occupy the water level in the north, but if the nine stars corresponding to the building direction are inauspicious, it is also in vain, and this detention center is positioned according to the nine stars, and its north direction corresponds to the position of the congenital gossip of Yi Kun, Kun is the Shangyuan evil water, and it happens that this year coincides with the advent of the three fierce stars of the broken army and the greedy wolf. It is not uncommon for the bitter master who was framed by the bureau to die even if the whole family died.
That is to say, the people in this detention center are not good, they are all traitors, murderers, and murderers, and they are all murderers with evil spirits on their bodies, and they suppress evil with evil, plus the police in the detention center are equipped with weapons, and guns are also among the murder weapons, these factors are combined to barely suppress part of the evil spirit of this evil feng shui bureau, Rao is so, how many detainees die in this detention center every year is inevitable with the number of nightmares, otherwise, The deputy director named Li Yuejin just now would not have had such a big reaction when he heard me ask him if the detention center had to die every year, and he was almost crying.
However, this is an ordinary detention center for criminal suspects, why would it not be such a vicious and vicious feng shui bureau, was it an unintentional move by the designers when the detention center was built, or it was intentional under the guidance of some masters, and if it was intentional, what was its intention.
I was so distracted that I completely forgot about peeing, but the fat man kicked me hard and scolded: "You fucking want to be the last eunuch in China, and if you don't put it away from your uncle, your 'little toothpick' will really freeze, fuck." I came to my senses, put the frozen and numb bird back in his pants, and ran into the car with my teeth bared.
Got into the car, Zhuo Faner, who was smoking to pass the time, threw me and the fat man a cigarette, and at the same time looked at me sympathetically and said: "Fuck, you really have prostatitis, I thought Wang Yifei was playing with you, eh, I said, this unclean urine feels very painful, look at the time you take to pee, it is longer than the time I poop, what, I have a classmate in the Chinese and Mongolian Hospital, specializing in andrology, I will take you to see it later, or this thing will affect the relationship between husband and wife in the future, hehe"
"......" I was speechless and looked at Zhuo Faner, a prostate patient who had completely regarded me as a shoe-wetting shoe, and I didn't know what to say.
"Oh, that's a good dare, this problem really has to be cured, and the disease is not a doctor, right, Kaizi." The dead fat man looked at me with a smirk, and he was almost cramping with laughter.
I covered my face with my hands helplessly, out of sight and out of mind.
Talking and laughing, the modern sedan we took has driven into the city, the fat man and I wanted to go back to the clinic now, report safety to Shen Han and Lao Huo, and save the two girls from worrying, but Zhuo Faner insisted on pulling us to Sichuan Pepper Hot Pot City, saying that when the driver went to the stone bureau for a while, he would tell Shen Han and Lao Huo by the way that the clinic was gone.
The guest is as he pleases, and the fat man and I saw that Zhuo Faner was so enthusiastic and didn't want to insist too much, so we followed him first to find a place in Sichuan Pepper Hot Pot City.
When I entered the hot pot city, I was just in time for the meal, and it was overcrowded, but fortunately, the fat man and the waiter there were quite familiar, and finally squeezed out a small private room for us from the second floor.
Entering the private room, Zhuo Faner hurriedly called the stone bureau and told us which room we were in.
"Oh, the official level crushes people to death, you see you people who are mixed in the officialdom, how tired you are for a day, you have to think about the leader in everything, for fear that if you are not thoughtful, you will get into trouble, and you will not recruit the leader to see you, why bother, hehe" The fat man sat on the chair in his hand, looked at Zhuo Faner who had just put down his mobile phone, obviously humbled for him, and secretly teased him with words.
Of course, Zhuo Faner heard the fat man's joke about him, and smiled: "People in officialdom, they can't help themselves, many times, if you don't cater to the leader, he won't support your work, at least he is not enthusiastic, then you don't want to do it, why, the leader doesn't care about you, others will naturally stay away from you, and what's more, they will try to find it difficult for you, stumble on you, and then be so good that the leader asks for merit, so, many times, things will come to get things done, this is complementary to each other, understand." ”
"I don't understand." The fat man turned over a cigarette from Zhuo Faner's trouser pocket, and his mouth was not honest, "If you slap the horse, you will say that the whisker slap the horse, that thing is not ashamed, the whisker is better than scolding, right, you see that you still have such a bunch of high-sounding truths, a typical manifestation of weakness, and you want to cover it." ”
"Come on, don't talk about me, talk about you, ah, you who are Mr. Yin and Yang, that's what people talk about, talk nonsense when you see ghosts, talk nonsense between people and ghosts, run trains with your mouth, and don't say a word is true." Seeing that the fat man opened his mouth to refute him, Zhuo Fan smiled, and the fat man choked and extinguished the fire with one sentence, "Your master, Li Shiqi, I met the old man when he invited people to God, good guy, one mouth can tell the dead to live, stunned that all the people in that family were stunned, and finally ate and drank well plus a big red envelope, if you don't have 10,000, you have to have 5,000, which is easier than grabbing money." ”
Zhuo Fan Er said this, I and the fat man really have nothing to say, why, what people said is indeed the truth, when Uncle Li was alive, if he met those masters who had two bad money in their pockets and were rich and unkind, they would definitely be slaughtered, like those things that Zhuo Fan Er said, but more than once.
It is said that it is understandable for Uncle Li to rob the rich and help the poor, but as soon as his old man's money arrives, he goes out for a few laps and comes back, and he will be empty and empty, and it is estimated that he is all sponsoring those women who are waiting to "make up".
Seeing that the fat man and I stopped squeaking, Zhuo Faner suddenly said seriously: "Actually, I really respect my master from the bottom of my heart, and I definitely don't slap the horse, because ah, I have always admired my master's character, as well as those thief's poisonous eyes, don't try to escape his eyes without any clues......"
As soon as I saw this Zhuo Fan Er, I began to boast about the stone bureau desperately, and when I was wondering, my eyes inadvertently saw a figure slanted into the crack of the door of the private room, and then I realized that Zhuo Fan Er heard that his master, that is, the stone bureau, had arrived at the door of the private room, so he would confess so passionately.
This grandson looks quite honest, but in fact, he is ghostly in his heart, rubbing.
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