One hundred and fifty-one righteous rice borers
"Of course it's not just that. Xiao Yuwen said with a light smile.
Lin Wanyan was angry, this guy definitely didn't understand what he was trying to express, this gap in cognitive level can only be slightly filled by history.
"Third master, I just want to tell you that I am your wife, and I can share your worries and solve problems for you. Although I am not extremely smart, but I think I have read a lot of books, does anyone dare to say that I am an embroidered pillow? They all say that a good man has three gangs, three stinkers are worth a Zhuge Liang, and everyone collects firewood and the flame is high, what do you tell me, maybe I can give you some bad ideas, right?"
If it weren't for the fact that Xiao Yuwen would be frightened, Lin Wanyan really wanted to sing the song "Unity is Strength" in his ear.
Xiao Yuwen was stunned again, this girl's idea was different from other women. The wives of other families are all thinking about how to be a good family, how to serve a good husband, and educate their children well.
She is good, she doesn't care about anything in the palace, but she wants to run a school so that the children of poor families can have books to read. is obviously a female streamer who grew up in the deep boudoir, and has never seen much of the world on the rivers and lakes, but now she is ashamed to share her worries and solve problems for herself.
"I don't say it, I just don't want to worry about it. Thinking too much makes it easy to get old. Xiao Yuwen deliberately said the word "old" very seriously.
"You have no conscience! I'm worried about you, and you're still cursing me to grow old! You say, how long have you been married? You're starting to dislike me?" Lin Wanyan's little pink fist fell on Xiao Yuwen's chest like raindrops.
Xiao Yuwen took Lin Wanyan into his arms, kissed her lips affectionately, and said softly: "The princess has wronged me, I will never dislike you, just don't dislike me." ”
Lin Wanyan broke free from his arms, the man could rely on the sow to go up the tree, and the man's mouth was the most unbelievable.
"Speaking of which, I really hate you! If I meet a man who is better looking and temperamental than you, I will really consider giving you a green grassland!" Lin Wanyan joked with a smile.
Has she ever seen a man who is better looking than Xiao Yuwen? It seems that there is none, but there are a few who can be evenly distinguished. Mu Snow counts as one, Yiwei counts as one, well, Yixin hidden in Pingshan can also count as one.
has a better temper than Xiao Yuwen, it's really hard to say. That bastard Musno's temper is worse than Xiao Yuwen's. Yiwei is a humble gentleman, gentle as jade, the key is that he can laugh. It's different, it is estimated that it is similar to Linghu and Lingmu, and they have been suppressed to the point of losing their temper.
"Hmph! It turns out that Princess Jin still has this kind of mind! It's not a small bold!" Xiao Yuwen glared at Lin Wanyan, he didn't understand what the green grassland was, but he guessed that it should be the meaning of a green hat.
"You dare to say that you won't take a few more glances at a good-looking woman? If you are good-looking and gentle and considerate, you don't want to marry home? Then let me take a few glances at the handsome guy, what's the point of lewdness!" Lin Wanyan teased with a smile.
"Nonsense! I've already married you, what does the woman next to me have to do with me? I don't allow you to look at other men more, otherwise, I'll kill him!" Xiao Yuwen was obviously moved.
"Gotta gotcha, I know that you are a vinegar jar, but it is sour! My husband is suave, the jade tree is in the wind, peerless, I only look at others when I am blind, do you say the third master?" Lin Wanyan couldn't stand his dog-legged appearance.
Xiao Yuwen grabbed Lin Wanyan's thin waist, kissed her lips fiercely, and at the end, he took a few bites. Although he knew that what Lin Wanyan just said was deliberately coaxing himself, he was still very comfortable listening to it.
If he knew that Xiao Yuwen would keep holding on to a joke about himself, Lin Wanyan would not be able to say it when he was killed.
Until the two of them lay in bed together at night, Xiao Yuwen had asked countless times, "Have you ever seen a man who looks better than me?"
"Xiao Yuwen! You are enough! Auntie, I have to say it a few more times, no, no, no! It's good to have someone who looks similar to you!" Lin Wanyan is really angry and funny, how can there be such a naïve man, and he is very narcissistic!
Xiao Yuwen's hand had been wandering restlessly on Lin Wanyan's body for a long time, and when he heard this, he thought about it and felt that something was wrong.
"Who looks like me?" Xiao Yuwen asked, stripping Lin Wanyan roughly, ready to violently punish her at any time, protesting that his status in her heart was threatened.
"No, no, no, no, there is no one who looks as good as you, you throw off the second half of the galaxy, really, you are the most handsome and brave!" Lin Wanyan swore that this naïve ghost would turn his face with him if he asked again, although he couldn't beat him, but he had to make his position clear.
"Do you want to say it?" In bed, Xiao Yuwen naturally had an exclusive means to destroy Lin Wanyan's will.
"What are you talking about..."Lin Wanyan couldn't control her coquettish gasp a few times, this guy is really bad, and he wants to torture people like this.
"Who looks like me?" Xiao Yuwen smiled lightly and pressed on Lin Wanyan's body, the dangerous aura was too obvious.
"Mousse. Lin Wanyan blurted out. Anyway, if you don't say a name, you won't be able to get over tonight, and she naturally can't be exposed, saying that Yi Xin didn't let him lie down and get shot, and she wouldn't feel distressed when that bastard Mu Snow lay down, and she couldn't wait for a few more bullets.
Xiao Yuwen's face was cold, and he made a sudden movement, and what came into his ears was Lin Wanyan's scream. As the range of his movements increased, even though Lin Wanyan deliberately controlled his voice, he still screamed more miserably than usual.
Only then did she realize that she had underestimated a man's jealousy. After the incident, the two of them were sweating profusely and lying on the bed, ignoring no one.
Lin Wanyan was speechless, can this guy be like this? He is a little tired, but he is still quite cool, but he looks very tired. is really naïve and small-minded, and he can't beat the person with eight poles, he also has to eat flying vinegar.
"Good third master, you see that you also punished me just now, so I just said casually, there is nothing at all, don't be angry!" The matter started because of himself, and Lin Wanyan still sprinkled Jiao to appease Xiao Yuwen.
Xiao Yuwen snorted coldly, he was purely tired, and he was already out of breath in his heart. Because just now he had heard Lin Wanyan say countless times, "My third master is the best!", and the ecstatic shouts made him unable to stop.
"Third Master..."Lin Wanyan continued to sprinkle coquettishly, reaching out to gently scratch him.
After enduring it for a while, Xiao Yuwen still took her into his arms, leaned into her ear and whispered: "Little goblin, don't scratch it, the third master has been squeezed dry by you tonight!"
Lin Wanyan shyly bit Xiao Yuwen's shoulder, this guy is finally fine, don't make such jokes with him in the future, I can't afford to hurt it!
Early the next morning, Gonggong Wang, who was beside the emperor, was ordered to send a lot of supplements, saying that they were given to Princess Jin, and at the same time, King Xuan Jin entered the palace to meet him. Knowing that King Jin hadn't gotten up yet, he passed the decree and left.
Lin Wanyan has been staying in the mansion, and Linghu did not tell her that day that the queen had just arrived in Huangyu Mountain, and she was punished by the emperor to return to the palace that night, nor did she say that Xiao Yuwen beat the eldest prince. So she didn't think much about it, just said that it was an ordinary matter.
Xiao Yuwen didn't say any of these things, as usual, he accompanied Lin Wanyan to have breakfast, went to the garden for a walk, and sent her back to the study, so he got into the carriage and went to the palace unhurriedly.
These things were all said not long after Xiao Yuwen left the mansion, when Xiao Manxue came to King Jin's mansion to find Lin Wanyan.
"This time the queen mother may be miserable, after her father returned to the palace, she was directly imprisoned in the cold palace, and the emperor was also grounded in the palace. My father was very angry. Xiao Manxue said with a complicated expression.
She has long been very dissatisfied with the queen mother, she and her mother have been angry with her for many years, and her brother almost died on Huangyu Mountain, so she hates it even more.
But in just a few days, everything has changed dramatically, which still makes her feel a lot of emotion, and the fate of everyone in the palace is afraid of ups and downs. This kind of danger, what I have heard of, but I have personally experienced, feels very different.
"People are doing it, the sky is watching, try to ask who the heavens have spared? Justice may be late, but it will never be absent. The wicked have their own harvest, and there is nothing to be pitied. Lin Wanyan paused word by word, and said very calmly.
"I don't pity her! I just don't know which lady will be in charge of the harem, just stop targeting me and my mother everywhere. Xiao Manxue pursed her lips.
She will get married sooner or later, but Concubine Rou is different, no matter what, she still hopes that her mother can spend the rest of her life in the palace safely.
Lin Wanyan didn't care about these things, and she couldn't understand Xiao Manxue's mood. At this time, what she was thinking in her mind was that the eldest prince would definitely not be able to be the prince, so would Xiao Yuwen be the candidate for the prince?
She doesn't want Xiao Yuwen to be made the crown prince and become the emperor later. Not to mention the rest, she couldn't stand it when she thought that there would be three thousand harem beauties in this house in the future.
What three thousand favors in one body are all, hers, can only be hers, and no one can touch it.
Yes, her mind is so narrow-minded, what gold, silver and jewelry, thousands of acres of fertile land, the world of motherhood can't tempt her, she only needs this man to belong to her for the rest of her life, even if she is willing to ask him for food.
As soon as Xiao Yuwen came back, Lin Wanyan pestered him to ask questions about the east and west, and after asking for a long time, he didn't hear him mention the matter of the crown prince, and Lin Wanyan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why are you so concerned about the affairs of the court today?" Xiao Yuwen asked with a smile.
"Manman told me something about the palace, and I couldn't rest assured. Lin Wanyan hid his careful thoughts and didn't want Xiao Yuwen to know.
"It's okay, don't worry. I'll do something tomorrow, and I'll be back in about three or five days, if you feel stuffy in the house, you can let Linghu go out for a walk. It's almost New Year's, so let's go and see what we need to add. Xiao Yuwen said with a light smile.
"Are you just coming back and leaving again? Is this time going to kill people or set fire?" Lin Wanyan's face immediately sank, and every time Xiao Yuwen went to do something, she was scared.
Xiao Yuwen laughed out loud, how could anyone say this about his husband? Dare to love that in this girl's heart, there is no difference between him and those Jiangyang thieves?
"If you don't kill people or set fires, you just want to reorganize the forbidden army for your father. If you want to go, go with it, but you will be wronged by staying in the tent every day. Xiao Yuwen expected that Lin Wanyan would not go.
As soon as Lin Wanyan heard that it was the forbidden army's tent, he shook his head like a rattle, it was better to stay in the palace of King Jin and move around.
Besides, how could she sleep comfortably in her own bed in the tent, and she had no love at the thought of being woken up by the sound of horns and horses' hooves every day before dawn.
There's no way, after crossing back for so long, she has completely become a rice borer, and she is still a rice borer with a legitimate name and status.