Chapter 20: Philistines disturb themselves

In my memory, the two suites 3601 and 3602 in the TV series don't seem to be full at all, the arrival of Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu is full of 3601, and 3602 only has Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia and Guan Gu. Later, in order to avoid Laura Zeng Xiaoxian's forced kiss on Hu Yifei, he moved into 3602 and 3601 after he came back, and 3601 was empty.

In the second season, Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu went to travel around the world, Chen Meijia also left, and moved in Zhang Wei, Zhang Yida, Tang Youyou and Qin Yumo one after another, and when Chen Meijia, Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu returned, Zhang Wei and Qin Yumo had already left, and Lin Wanyu broke up with Lu Zhanbo after only a short stay.

Then Lu Zhanbo also went to Antarctica to save the penguins, and these characters who brought laughter to the audience kept going back and forth, which led to the fact that the two suites and eight rooms were never full. Now that there is one more Zhang Yao, the situation seems to be a little different, and it doesn't seem that he will stay too long, at least it won't be the four seasons, right?

One thing he thought was exactly the same as Lin Wanyu, there were more people and it was lively, if no one left, it would be best if Zhang Wei, Qin Yumo and others also came, and even lived like this for the rest of his life Zhang Yao was also very happy. He still likes the atmosphere of "Love Apartment", the important thing is that if Guan Gu doesn't magical, the task will not be completed at all.

If you really can't do it, you can only go out by yourself, anyway, he is good at cheating, Zhang Yao was still making breakfast while thinking about this problem, although four people moved in in one go, but don't expect to have a helper. Lin Wanyu is the daughter of a rich family, and her ten fingers don't touch the spring water, let alone cooking, it is estimated that she didn't know what the kitchen was like before this.

However, speaking of which, this eldest lady is still very talented in cooking, at least as a beginner, the skill of egg fried rice has exploded Hu Yifei, a descendant of the dark culinary world for many years, but she obviously has no interest in cooking now. The same is true for a genius like Lu Zhanbo, if he really wants to cook, it is estimated that it is more dangerous than Hu Yifei.

Lin Wanyu learned that Zhang Yao was responsible for three meals a day and also paid the same food expenses as Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Zhanbo's share was brought out by Hu Yifei so far, there is no need to worry about Lu Zhanbo for money, how to say that he is also a graduate of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and belongs to the kind of talent that the company will rush to want, and has now joined a large Internet company, the salary is not low, and the salary will be paid soon.

No matter how Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia look at it, they can't cook, and of course they don't join the gang, but they only come to have a meal occasionally. It is estimated that Zhang Yao's guess is that when they came over to eat, they should have no money in their pockets, and the two guys who could mix with other people's weddings and even eat and take are not cheeky to eat and drink every day.

This is Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, maybe some of their behaviors make people cry and laugh, but they also have a degree, and others can't hate it when they look at it. If it's really annoying, the first one to be upset must be the audience......

Lu Zhanbo came to 3601 early, in addition to eating breakfast, Zhang Yao felt that Lin Wanyu was also a reason, because he had just packed up the dishes and chopsticks and came to the living room, and saw that Hu Yifei just knocked on the table a few times, and Lu Zhanbo happily shouted Lin Wanyu's name and ran to open the door, but of course it was empty joy.

By the way, Zhang Yao should now be regarded as a nanny in the love apartment, or a housewife, who is responsible for washing dishes in addition to cooking. Of course, there is no salary, just food and housing, which has made him happy, if it was unimaginable before, once upon a time he has always firmly believed that housework should be done by women.

"You are my lover, a woman like a rose, with your thick lips......" Looking at Lu Zhanbo's lost expression, Hu Yifei sang in a two-person tone, which actually had a different flavor, Zhang Yao was shocked when he heard it, and said: "Sister Yifei, you still have this murderous skill?" ”

"Little Case, you don't know much, do I need to tell you that I was born with ninjutsu?" Hu Yifei was very proud.

But your shuriken has never hit the target, Zhang Yao must not dare to say such a complaint, so he can only despise it in his heart, and said: "Sister Yifei, I think that although the lovers of your two versions have a different flavor, they are still inferior to the Xihe drum version of the forgetful water." ”

Zhang Yao gestured with his hand as he spoke, Hu Yifei was not convinced when he heard it, and said: "Then you should sing and listen to it, and let me also observe the forgetful water of the Xihe drum." ”

wiped Hu Yifei and continued: "Wait, what is the Xihe drum?" ”

"You can listen to more cross talk." Hu Yifei was a little unconvinced, and was about to continue to sing the two-person version of "Lover|People" to compete with him, Lu Zhanbo on the side had already grown up and was stunned, and in his eyes, these two people were as cruel as they were.

"You two won't play with me." Lu Zhanbo wanted to die, Zhang Yao shrugged his shoulders and said: "You go on, I'll go out for a walk, my mother said that after dinner, walk a hundred steps and live to ninety-nine." ”

Thinking that he could only deceive Guan Gu Magic when necessary, but he didn't know where to start for a while, he remembered the plot of "Love Apartment" vaguely, and the timeline of the TV series and reality was not the same, for example, the appearance of the TV series didn't seem to say how long Guan Gu Magic stayed after Chen Meijia and the others moved in.

In reality, everyone has to spend twenty-four hours a day, but the TV series will not be fully explained, even if the time is not accurate, it seems that he can only guess according to the plot, the problem is that the current situation does not seem to be the same as the plot in his memory.

In the situation just now, he also remembered slightly, it seemed that Lu Zhanbo had a heart for Lin Wanyu from the beginning, and Hu Yifei taught him how to pick up girls. At this time, it is too early to say that Lu Zhanbo fell in love with Lin Wanyu, after all, the two have just met, and the reason why they are interested is probably just the normal reaction of a man after seeing a beautiful woman, and Zhang Yao, who is also a man, understands it very well.

Otherwise, the TV series would not have developed to the end before starting to pursue again, and it was much more serious than the nature of this play, so Zhang Yao didn't care, so let this sister and brother play treasure.

Zhang Yao was very worried that Guan Gu Magic would disappear and he would not be able to complete the task, after all, there were only three people living in 3602 at the beginning, and now Lu Zhanbo has replaced Guan Gu Magic, the possibility is still very high, but he still underestimated the extent of Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia's lack of money, as long as there is an opportunity to reduce expenses, he will definitely be willing to do it.

Zhang Yaocai went out, and saw Guan Gu magically carrying a large bag and preparing to enter 3602, and then he remembered that this goods were completely delivered to the door by himself, and it was not Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia who were abducted from outside. As for why he borrowed the phone and ran to the third floor, there is no need to investigate it, it is no coincidence that the book is not written, the screenwriter is hard, and so is the author.

"Need help?" Zhang Yao almost cried when he saw it, this surprise came too quickly, and seeing Guan Gu at this time was like seeing a relative who had been separated for many years. This guy is here, so you don't have to worry about not being able to find the door if you want to complete the task, and the chance of being wiped out has been reduced again.

Seeing that Guan Gu was so tired that he was tired enough to have so much luggage, Zhang Yao hurriedly stepped forward and asked if he needed help.

"Thank you." Sekiya Magic was not polite, and said after expressing his gratitude in his unique tone: "My name is Sekiya Magic, I am from Yokohama, Japan, and I am a cartoonist. I just saw you coming out of 3601, then we are neighbors, I live in 3602, I just moved here today, please take care of me in the future. ”

"It turned out to be a friend of Japan, no wonder I felt that you exude the scent of a samurai when I see you. My name is Zhang Yao, please pay more attention in the future. "Most of Guan Gu's words are redundant, because Zhang Yao already knew about it.

Being praised made Guan Gu a little embarrassed, but he couldn't help but be proud, and said: "Where, where do you say that I have the breath of a samurai on me, do you think I am very strong?" ”

"No, I just thought you were going to kill yourself."

“……”

Guan Gu Miraculously explained: "Because I just came to China, I haven't found Aisen's apartment for a long time, and I finally booked a room and there are too many luggage, so I'm a little irritable, and the samurai won't commit suicide for this." ”

Opening the door of 3602, Zhang Yao helped take the luggage and went in to find that Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia were also there, and they were probably waiting for this wronged boss to come to the door. They were also very enthusiastic and took the initiative to help, but Chen Meijia was very surprised when she saw Zhang Yao, and after screaming, she pointed at him and asked, "Why are you?" ”

"Isn't that surprising? Before, Ziqiao also invited us to eat spicy hot. Zhang Yao didn't expect Chen Meijia's reaction to be so big, and he reacted as he spoke: "Oh, you weren't there at that time, Ziqiao said that you went upstairs and downstairs." ”

"Come here, I have something to tell you." Chen Meijia didn't say a word, and directly pulled Zhang Yao closer to the room, leaving Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu to look at each other, and couldn't figure out what the situation was.

"What are you doing, men and women don't kiss, let others see what kind of system they have become." Zhang Yao broke free of Chen Meijia's claws.

"There are two people with four eyes watching me pull you in, and someone has seen it." Chen Meijia crossed her hands on her hips and asked Zhang Yaodao: "I just want to ask you, there are so many buildings in the love apartment, and each one is so high, do you live next door if you don't die?" ”

Zhang Yao nodded and said, "Yes, I live in 3601, what's the problem?" ”

"It's a big problem." Chen Meijia circled around Zhang Yao and patted her forehead, and then put on a pitiful look and said, "Can you do me a favor?" I beg you, if you promise me anything. ”

"That's a hasty promise, isn't it, what if I let you do that? But first, let's talk about what's going on. Zhang Yao was also very strange that they had already moved in, what else could there be any problems.

"What do you think, I just want to ask you not to tell me about Lu Ziqiao and I pretending to be a couple, otherwise you won't be able to enjoy the treatment of half the rent and free water and electricity, which wants me to promise that I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda."

"Ah, so you two are pretending? I don't even know if you don't say it. Zhang Yao deliberately teased Chen Meijia, and sure enough, he was greeted with a hissing roar: "You bastard." ”

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