How else to say that God is hungry and blind to death, the Lord is a lucky person with his own natural appearance, always turning evil into good fortune, and turning bad into good, turning disadvantage into advantage...... Damn, am you Superman?

Anyway, the man in white wanted to attack me and the fat man Ken Jie'er (Northeast dialect: critical moment), I hit it by mistake, and actually hit the new energy flashlight to light up, and the big bird also lived up to expectations and flew out again, which made me and the fat man beautiful, and my heart said that this is called the road of endless people, boy, I will make you crazy, our family is a hard relative, see how you still get stuck.

However, things in the world are so paradoxical, and many things that you think are safe will often release your pigeon. On the contrary, there are some things that you do with the courage (Northeast dialect: timid, cowering), and you don't even have the luxury of doing it, and it really happens.

Actually, the truth in this is also very simple, I remember that Feng Dao, who was very nourishing in the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms and became the prime minister of several countries, once chatted with his eldest brother Li Siyuan (Tang Mingzong during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period), Boss Li asked Feng Dao, saying Xiao Feng, look at this, our territory is also bigger, and the company is also on scale, right, how to manage it well, I still count on going public.

This Xiao Feng looked at what his eldest brother asked, fuck, high-grade, full of culture, although they are all hooligans, but this hooligan is too terrible to be educated, holding a kitchen knife in one hand and a golden bottle of plum in the other, both civil and military, this is worth it,

So, he said: Brother, let's manage this company, you have to work hard and think more about customers. Why do you say mud, what, brother, I once rode out to show off, when I crossed the intersection, because there were many cars, and I was afraid that the traffic police would deduct points, so I tightened the reins very carefully, and people and horses were fine. But when I got to the sidewalk, I felt that I didn't have to be careful this time, and I didn't have to be careful, so I fell off the horse and fell down, and I didn't go to a nightclub for more than a week, and my calf was broken.

What does Feng Dao mean by what he said, that is, when people think they are sure, they will unconsciously become paralyzed and relaxed, so that they will be careless. And in difficult times, because of caution everywhere, you will survive in a desperate situation.

After so much rambling, I just want to say that just when the fat man and I thought that the divine bird was out and everything was fine, the scene that surprised us and our jaws fell to the ground happened again: I saw that the man in white looked at the divine bird almost indiscriminately, and then hooked his finger at the divine bird very lightly.

However, the one who lost his mother, I don't know what tune he made, the divine bird seemed to be pulled by something, how to fan his wings and struggle hard or was involuntarily sucked into the shoulder of the man in white, looking at the hanging appearance of the grandson, just like the children of the Eight Banners who carried the cage and the bird hanging all over the street.

This is not the end, the grandson took the little flashlight into his hand again, and with a light twist, the flashlight turned into fine powder, and the two colorful stones or bones were left in the palm of his hand. He rubbed the two multicolored stones with his hands, and was very disapproving: "You two mallets, do you know what this is?" These are relics, the cremated bones of some so-called enlightened monks. Hahaha," the grandson was always very nervous when he laughed, and he was beaten when he looked at it, "not to mention the illusion of a remnant of the mind of the wild mountain monk who did not enter the stream, even if Bi Fang really came, I would also slaughter it and make a turkey." As he spoke, he shook his shoulders, and the divine bird suddenly turned into thousands of small round beads like mercury, scattered all over the ground, and soon evaporated cleanly.

At this time, the fat man and I learned that the original divine bird was called Bi Fang, as if he had learned it in the elective course of the police academy before, and it should be the god of fire with only one leg in ancient Chinese legends. And in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas. In the ancient fantasy novels such as the Three Classics of the Western Times and the Overseas Southern Classics, it is also recorded that there is a kind of crane like a sacred bird in Zhang'e Mountain, which behaves like the United States, and likes to go to other people's homes to set fire to harm people when they have nothing to do. However, regardless of whether it is Bi Fang or Bi Fujian, it has now become a floating cloud, now I and the fat man are really widows and dead sons, and there is no hope at all, yes, gentlemen, or our buddies will learn Tan Sitong once, and the neck will be killed, I will smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to leave the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun.

However, if I can live, who really wants to die, I still want to keep this alcoholic liver and start a family, you know, I haven't met a kind sister who can turn me from a virgin to a man!

The man in white looked at me and the fat man there, his face was cloudy, and he wanted to pretend to be a big man and pretend to be a pseudo-martyr, and he had the appearance of being greedy for the world of flowers and wanting to save the country, and smiled with a vulture: "Okay, you two don't that thin donkey, I tell you, I won't kill you now......"

"Fuck your uncle, if you dare to turn us into those dead and alive people, I will fight you to the death, and let you have children." The fat man really has the wisdom of the underworld, and when he was excited, no one was used to it, so he began to scold the street on the spot. But I know that he is an extreme expression of excessive fear, or his legs would have trembled as if they had been electrified.

"What the hell? You can't fight me as a man, do you think you still have a chance after being a ghost? However, whether you can become a ghost or not depends mainly on Old Ghost Li. ”

"Uncle Li? Does this have anything to do with him? "I do wonder a little, it seems that Uncle Li is the real target of this grandson, so what is his intention to call us?

"Of course it matters, if it weren't for the purpose of using you as a bargaining chip to force Old Ghost Li to comply, how could I devalue myself and say so much to you two wastes." That grandson is really pretending to be a habitual offender, as if he was originally the housing price in Beijing's Third Ring Road, but after a few words with us (Northeast slang: idle talk), it fell to the housing price in Yanjiao, are you so fucking crowded, who do you think you are?

"Alright, you've seen enough today, now, it's time to get down to business." The grandson put on his sunglasses again, blocking his pomegranate eyes. Then, the little hand twisted like that, and the fat man and I were like hanging Weiya, and our big heads were turned into the air. Oh, the fat man and I have suffered a great crime, do you think, hang upside down, gravity is used to whom, the blood in the whole body was all poured out of the head at that time, we are really red faces, and we are about to spew out.

Just when we were both in pain and about to hallucinate, we suddenly heard a familiar "oops" in our ears. I looked at the fat man and I for a while, and we both wanted to use each other to verify whether we were hallucinating, but looking at each other's wet eyes that were mixed with surprise and excitement, we knew that we didn't have auditory hallucinations, and that voice was really made by Uncle Li, this old liar who rescued the suffering, finally came.

People are like this, when you are in danger or frustrated, even if it is just a phone call from a loved one, it will make you feel extremely cordial and supportive. Therefore, when the fat man and I heard that oops, we were in a happy mood, which was really cool and crooked, and our hearts were naturally high.

But when the fat man and I struggled and twisted our necks to see Uncle Li also crawl out of the underground passage where we came in, the fat man and I couldn't help but sigh, it seems that Uncle Li, the old liar, was also taken down by someone else's way. Also, the fat man and I went to the doctor in a hurry, you said that Uncle Li is such an old man who can't control the two ends, is lazy and greedy, what can he do, it's not to sell one and take the other.

"Uncle Li, leave us alone, you go quickly." To put it bluntly, I didn't know why at the time, but I suddenly was so worried about Uncle Li's safety that I even forgot about my own situation. Come to think of it, I came to Jakesh alone, and the most contact with Uncle Li every day is Uncle Li, I feel that he is a relative, and although this old ghost is not in tune, but to me, it is really like his own child, although he always deliberately puts on a face that people don't want to see dogs, but I can feel that he really misses me.

"Hey, I said, you two unlucky kids, it's okay, what are you practicing, head cantilever cone stabbing strands? No, you're the opposite. "This old and unserious person is burning his eyebrows, and he still has the leisure to play haha.

Li ...... Well, should I call you Caretaker Li or should I call you Daochang Lai? The man in white was not surprised by Uncle Li's arrival, it seemed that all this was in his control, or Uncle Li was simply deceived by him.

Uncle Li glanced at the man in white: "You should call me uncle, no big or small, you are a descendant of the Mo family, right?" Who are you? ”

"Lai... Uncle has good eyesight," the man in white shouted Uncle Li in a strange and playful voice, how can it sound like your uncle, "I am the son of Mo Evil, Mo Fei is fate." ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and let your dad come out, I'll tell him something, you're not qualified to talk to me yet." If it weren't for the fact that I knew that Uncle Li had always been good at pretending, if I changed someone, I would definitely be frightened by Uncle Li's domineering and commanding appearance, and I thought that his old man was some kind of Daluo Immortal.

"Hey, hey, my father has already turned into an immortal, and now, I'm at the helm of the Blood Devouring Gate, do you think I'm qualified to talk to you?" The man who claimed to be Mo Feiming was not in a hurry or annoyed, and he was full of interest and talked to Uncle Li.

"Your dad is dead? How is it possible, aren't you Mo family good at those crooked tricks of raising ghosts and corpses, what's the matter, he was retributed, and he was eaten by ghosts? "Uncle Li is very calm, it seems that his long-term career of deception has made Uncle Li have the illusion that he is really a half-immortal through the sky.

"Hey, Uncle Li, what nonsense are you talking to him, hurry up and run." Looking at Uncle Li's skinny and long-haired stinky virtue, I was so anxious that tears came down.