Chapter Thirty-Seven: Embarrassment
Chapter 37: Acting in Embarrassment (I)
After hearing Wang Ming's words, I also had a plan, this plan was to fool Wang Ming Laozi with the eighth master. Of course, it's not so easy to get the eighth master to agree, I just need to explain the stakes and swear to keep the Five Elements Thunder Drum, and the eighth master will not agree.
Thinking of this, I discussed the plan in my heart with Wang Ming, Wang Ming's eyes really lit up, and he laughed while nodding, I saw Wang Ming laughing so highly, and hurriedly said: "Lao Wang still needs you to contribute to this matter, you see that you are so familiar with the eighth master, you go and tell it that he will definitely agree." ”
Wang Ming was still laughing, but when he heard my words, he was stunned, and then came back to his senses and said to me: "Old Chen, don't we bring this, don't you know me with the eighth master?" If you want to say it yourself, I don't dare. ”
I got angry when I heard this, although I am also quite familiar with the eighth master, but why is there no Wang Mingshu, right? I said loudly to Wang Ming: "Your uncle's is your house, what are you afraid of?" Can it still hit you? ”
Wang Ming nodded and said: "Don't say it, the eighth master really beat me, when I was in junior high school, I asked for money to play games, so I tricked the eighth master to fool my father and said that he would take money to buy books." As a result, the money was in hand and the game was played, but I was also caught by my dad, and when I came back, my dad beat me up. This is not the end, I was beaten by the eighth master at night, and the eighth master never believed me anymore, do you say that I can do it this time? ”
When I heard this, I was speechless, Wang Ming has a criminal record, and the eighth master should be able to guard against him, thinking of this, I hurriedly said: "Look at your useless appearance, can you still be caught playing the game?" Brother didn't get caught. Forget it, I'll go if I go, but can the eighth master believe me? ”
Wang Ming nodded vigorously when he heard this, and said to me excitedly: "Yes, you can do it, you have such a big face, you must be able to." The third master has all met you, and the eighth master will definitely give you face. ”
I smiled, it is true that the third master has named me and wants to meet me, and now which wild immortal dares not to give me face. Thinking of this, I asked Wang Mingtou to lead the way, and I went to talk to the eighth master.
Wang Mingthorn nodded with a smile, and took me to the warehouse where the Eighth Master was located, that is, the warehouse outside Wang Ming's house, I looked inside the warehouse, but I never saw any trace of the Eighth Master.
Wang Ming looked at the red paper in front of him, and I said, "Lao Chen, go to the eighth master yourself, I'd better go back, otherwise I won't dare to come back if something happens." ”
This time, Wang Ming and I deceived the Five Elements Thunder Drum, the most taboo thing for the Wang family and the wild immortals. If the Eighth Master knew that Wang Ming was conspiring with me, then if something went wrong with the Five Elements Thunder Drum in the future, Wang Ming would not be able to afford to bear the guilt.
Thinking of this, I had to nod, Wang Ming told me the way to call the eighth master out and left, and went home to wait for the eighth master to come up, I thought about what to say and how to say it for a while outside the warehouse. After that, he walked into the warehouse, went to the eighth master's throne to learn from Wang Ming's appearance, picked up three incense sticks and lit them.
In fact, it is more difficult to call the eighth master out during the day, and if it was at night, the eighth master would have come out a long time ago. We humans sleep at night and come out to act during the day, while wild immortals sleep during the day and come out at night.
The eighth master was busy all night last night, and I don't know if it will beat me up if I call it out now? Although I thought so, I had no choice but to bite the bullet, because I was going back to Harbin in the afternoon, and I didn't have time to wait until the evening.
Following Wang Ming's example, he took the incense, looked around to make sure that there was no one, and then whispered to the eighth master: "Then what is the eighth master, I am Chen Yuqiao, come out for a while, I will talk to you about something." ”
After finishing speaking, I inserted the incense into the small incense burner in front of the shrine, looked around but did not find the shadow of the eighth master, it seems that the eighth master is asleep, thinking of this, I opened my mouth again and said loudly: "Disciple Southern junior Chen Yuqiao, please show up to meet Eighth Master Hu." ”
This is what Wang Ming taught me, and I was embarrassed to say it before. After I said this, the temperature around me suddenly dropped by a few degrees, and there was a gust of wind around me.
Seeing this scene, I understood that the eighth master was coming out, and I didn't care about the changes around me, staring intently at the red paper, and sure enough, a figure slowly appeared on the wall behind the red paper, and I couldn't see the costume and appearance of this figure, I could only see an outline.
Slowly, the outline became clearer and clearer, and the last fox-headed man stood in front of me, this is the true nature of the Eighth Master, a semi-evolved human.
I saw the eighth master walk up to me, yawned and said to me, "Junior, why are you looking for the master if you don't sleep well in the morning?" ”
It seems that the eighth master has just been woken up by me, and I can't help but laugh when I see the eighth master's lazy appearance. Seeing that the eighth master asked, I hurriedly said, "The master forgives the sin, the junior is bothered." ”
The eighth master waved his hand to me impatiently and said, "If you have something to say, let it go, if you have a fart, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, and after that, the master has to hurry back to sleep." ”
I was stunned, it seemed that I had to get straight to the point, I said to the eighth master: "Okay, then I'll say it directly." Master, I came to you this time to borrow the Five Elements Thunder Drum from you, please ask for your permission. ”
Speaking of the Five Elements Thunder Drum, the Eighth Master suddenly came to his senses, looked at me suspiciously, and asked me, "What do you want the Five Elements Thunder Drum for?" Is it going to be handed over to a cult? ”
Although the eighth master is sometimes out of tune, he is very smart, he knows my current situation, and when he saw that I was about to open my mouth, he thought that I wanted the Five Elements Thunder Drum to save Lin Feifei. I understood that I couldn't hide it from the Eighth Master, so I had to nod.
When the eighth master saw me nodding, he immediately looked at me intently, like a teacher who was disappointed in his students. I thought for a while and said, "Eighth Master, if I go back to Harbin and don't bring the people of the Five Elements Thunder Drum Cult, I will hurt my girlfriend, I have no choice, please do it." ”
The Eighth Master didn't get angry when he heard this, nodded at me and said, "Master, I understand your situation, but the cult already has the Four Elephants Golden Seal, and if you give them the Three Treasures again, the consequences will be unimaginable." ”
I also knew this, nodded to the eighth master and said, "Don't worry, master, I won't hand over the Three Treasures to the cult so easily?" ”
"What the hell do you mean?" When the eighth master saw that I wanted the Five Elements Thunder Drum and I didn't want it for the cult, he was immediately puzzled.
I smiled and explained to the Eighth Master: "Although I haven't thought of a way to deceive the cult yet, I have to bring the Five Elements Thunder Drum back to Harbin, there are people from the Cult around me, and if I don't bring back the Five Elements Thunder Drum and bring back my girlfriend's life, her life will be in danger." ”
The Eighth Master still didn't understand much when he heard what I said, but after thinking about it, he nodded and said to me: "You can take away the Five Elements Thunder Drum, the Five Elements Thunder Drum was originally snatched back by you, but I implore you to protect the Five Elements Thunder Drum." ”
I was also stunned when I heard this, how could the eighth master agree so easily? I saw that the Eighth Master handed over the Three Talents Ruler, the Yin and Yang Treasure Mirror, and the Five Elements Thunder Drum in front of the god throne to me, and said to me: "Take it, protect them well, and don't let them down no matter what." ”
I nodded solemnly, and when the eighth master saw me nodding, he didn't say anything and turned his head to go back to the wall before, I thought about how could this work? Although the eighth master agreed, Wang Ming didn't agree, I didn't hide such a big drum, no matter what, I will be discovered by Uncle Wang.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly said: "Eighth Master, you wait first, although you agreed, Uncle Wang didn't agree, why don't you talk to him first?" ”
The eighth master turned his head and looked at me impatiently, and said to me: "Say anything, leave him alone, just let the master agree, why bother him?" ”
Look at the meaning of the eighth master, it seems that he doesn't care about Wang Ming and his son at all, but the eighth master doesn't care that Wang Ming and I care, I hurriedly said: "Don't, eighth master, you better go and talk about it, otherwise Uncle Wang still doesn't think I stole it?" ”
Seeing me say this, the master nodded and flew out, he was familiar with the road. Seeing that the Eighth Master flew out, I immediately laughed, and put the Three Talents Ruler, the Yin and Yang Treasure Mirror, and the Five Elements Thunder Drum back in front of the Eighth Master's divine seat, and drove out, ready to watch a good show.