Chapter 15: Hello Lobster-kun
Transform into a girl in a costume or something......
Although it is true that our looks are both men and women, it does not mean that we are going to become a cosmiphile.
"What are you doing, hurry up and fix it!"
Behind him is the urging of a certain crane tail magic girl, and in front of him is an Australian lobster that has always been huge...... Anyway, it's because we ate his son with You yesterday, so today we came to the door for revenge.
"It's a pity." Xingying sighed.
"Huh?" Haruna obviously didn't understand why Xing Ming would pop out of his mouth at this time.
"It's a pity that if you are killed, you will die, and there is no way to make a dish......"
Very good and strong reason......
"Don't say such stupid things anymore, chant me a spell, you idiot!"
Incantations? If you read it, you will become a pervert in women's clothing.
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Why do those things above the dividing line happen, in fact, there is a reason, then it is a long story, talk about 100,000 years ago (hey, it's a little too long!). )……
Speaking this morning.
Because it's a rare sunny day, our protagonist reluctantly goes out with a parasol, and then the day is peaceful, except for the noon time when it changes for a while and the rest is normal. (It's already very abnormal, hey!) )
Originally, Star Meditation wanted to go home quickly after school in the evening, but who knew that at this time, there was a strange crying sound in the empty classroom...... Sorry, I got the wrong script, and that one was a horror version just now.
At this time, the classroom was empty (isn't the protagonist a person...... It doesn't seem to be. Suddenly, a strange wreak with an eerie atmosphere appeared.
Strange Shu Huang walked up to Xing Ming with a weird smile on his face and said to him, "...... Do you want to have a shot? ”
Ahem...... This script is not.,The real situation is that this weird Shu Huang treats Xingying as a magic girl.,The reason is because Xing Ming's body has the unique magic power of a magic girl.。
Then the weird weird Shu Huang wants to avenge his son who was eaten by the stars yesterday...... No, it was for love and peace to defeat the stars.
And then that's when our crane tail girl came.
I wore wide short sleeves at first sight, and I didn't even wear pants underneath.
Do you wear short-sleeved dresses?
At this time, Xingying has to thank his clothes for being of very good quality, and the breathability far exceeds that of ordinary fabrics, which is worthy of being produced by the main god.
Under the sunlight, the stars below looked at the girl standing on the windowsill, and the bay circle saw through it.
Long live welfare~
Maybe God heard the words of Xingying, and the majestic and imposing girl in magic costume shouted 'transformation' very coquettishly......
The hairy girl with the fruit body reappeared......
"Sure enough, I'm stupid to have expectations for your crane tail."
While saying the words that hit the girl, the attacks of the stars kept falling on the body of the 'lobster'.
The strength of the A+ level is not a joke, even if it is the AA-level Megalo, it will not be easy to be hit by the fist of the power of the star underworld.
After a punch, I saw a lobster-shaped hole appear in the wall of the classroom - this kind of comedic thing appeared because it was a two-dimensional thing.
According to the theorems of physics, the wall should have completely collapsed at this time.
Xing Ying carefully studied the physics of the wall, and finally came to the conclusion that if you are serious, you will lose.
All right. Turn the conversation back to the lobster.
"AA-level Megalo, this defense power is also A+ (space level)-level."
"Huh, what?" Haruna naturally didn't know what Hoshimei was muttering. At this time, she didn't know where to find a blanket to wrap around her body, covering her tempting ketone body tightly.
"Forget it," Xing Ying glanced at the covered girl in disappointment, "This will also help me fight and save distraction." ”
Probably because of the punch from the stars, the lobster became angry, and the first time he came out of the ruins of the classroom next door, he changed his target to a certain zombie, and two huge pincers split down with a thousand pounds.
Looking at the pincers that had been chopped down, Xing Ming didn't feel anything, but Haruna was startled...... Should this be said that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry?
This is really not the time to complain, but Xing Ming still can't help but want to complain - I said Brother Lobster, shouldn't the red lobster be in a cooked state?
I feel very incongruous since just now, you have nothing to do with the lobster, and you are lying on the table waiting for others to enjoy it.
Above......
The spit is over and the battle is in a state of battle.
Circumferential perception predicts the angle of attack.
Xing Ming only moved a dozen centimeters to the side, and the lobster-kun's seemingly menacing blow grazed Xing Ming's body by a millimeter.
Golden opportunity.
Lobster-kun, you're definitely not an agile monster.
Taking advantage of the moment when the lobster pliers didn't have time to retract their strength, Xing Ming used all his strength to punch the joint of the giant pliers.
'Click'.
The crisp and pleasant sound of joint breaking sounded as expected by the stars, and a huge pincer detached from the lobster-kun's body, and under the action of inertia, the fat pig fell heavily in the corridor outside the classroom after a few meters.
Obviously, the classroom door is only that big, but the lobster-kun's big pincers can be thrown out...... What is this principle?
"Oooo The lobster was grief-stricken (?) The other large pincer reflexively swept towards the stars.
"Human, I want you to die!!"
"Ah, there are more people who want me to die." Xingying casually replied with words that made the lobster even angrier.
With the strength of his feet, Xingying rushed out at a speed close to teleportation to block another large pincer of Lobster-kun.
I have to say that the lobster gentleman has a bit of a sweeping momentum of thousands of troops.
As for Xingying, why didn't he dodge but rushed up to block the pincers? Nonsense, there's also a girl in magic costume who has lost her magic power and stands in the opponent's attack line in a daze.
"Sure enough, it's AA-level Megalo."
This huge force, even the current power of the star underworld, also feels a little powerless.
The two hands crossed to block the opponent's attack, and the moment they touched, Xing Ming clearly heard the 'crunch' sound of his own arm.
It's the sound that bones make when they're subjected to unimaginable stress.
But as long as you don't break the bones directly, with the terrifying recovery power of 'resurrection', the opponent's pincers will never want to break through the hands of the stars.
"What are you doing there, get out of here."
Seeing that the girl at the end of the crane was still standing in place and watching Xing Ming and Lobster Jun fight hard, Xing Ming almost fainted to death.
Doesn't this girl know what it means to be dragged down?
If Haruna says another sentence at this time: "No, I'm not leaving, I'm going to be with you!" ”
……
It is estimated that Xing Ming will kick her out directly.
This is an anime, not a bubble drama on a certain channel at eight o'clock.
The girl at the end of the crane quickly ducked aside, and by the way, threw her weapon, the chainsaw, to the star.
Although Xingying did not agree with the girl's suggestion to 'transform into a magic girl', with the power of Xingying, even if this magic suit is only used as an ordinary weapon, it will have a huge effect.
"Isn't it useful?"
Blocking the lobster-kun's big pincers, Xing Ying waved the chainsaw in his hand, and the evaluation of the girl in his heart rose slightly.
"Don't talk to yourself, your soul is weak!"
Hearing Xingming's evaluation that seemed to be a compliment, but was actually a derogatory evaluation, the anger of the girl at the end of the crane exploded in an instant.
"I don't know who the guy who was hiding just now because he failed to transform, holding his head and squatting down."
Xing Ming, who turned into a black man with a poisonous tongue, did not hesitate to drop another heavy cannon.
"Uh......h You guy. ”
The girl opened her teeth and claws, if it weren't for the fact that the big lobster hadn't been wiped out, she would definitely have pounced on Xing Ming without hesitation and took a bite.
"I don't have time to argue with you." The star will be realized and put on the lobster-kun who stood up again.
"It's coming!"
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