"Why are you two here? Who gave you the go-ahead? By the way, Wang Yifei, who did you learn from to change pupils? Say, dumb. "Tian Qigong saw that the two of us only bowed our heads and did not admit our guilt, which was angry and the flames were rising.

This makes us both happy, aren't you in a hurry, aren't you awesome, hehe, I'm sorry, you are as powerful as a god, you scared us to tremble, sweat and dare not come out, and you can still speak there.

In terms of rectifying people and making them bad, I have a tacit understanding with the fat man, basically I don't need to make a plan in advance, as long as I look at the scene, I can communicate with each other, cooperate skillfully, and there is no help. Of course, later, when we took my sister and soaked the horses together, this tacit understanding played a side effect of being smart but being mistaken by cleverness, lifting a stone and hitting one's own feet, which will be talked about later.

Seeing that the two of us were passively confrontational and played with him about the old pig's kidney, Tian Qigong didn't have a curse: "Okay, okay, I've been a little anxious recently, ah, don't be afraid, say slowly, what are you doing." ”

The fat man's acting skills are really good, so I saw him sobbing and raising his head very emotionally: "Team Tian, I'm sorry, I know we were wrong, we shouldn't come here without asking for instructions, our behavior is free and loose at best, and the sense of self-discipline is not strong, and at worst, it is ......."

Tian Qigong was about to go crazy: "You two ...... It's ...... I, oops, me off. ”

I see that the heat is almost over, so let's take it when I see it, but he is also a superior leader, so it's really annoying, and we really can't end it. So, I hurriedly climbed up to the fat man's voice: "Yes, yes, we must change, we must change, by the way, Uncle Li asked us to get the soul bowl." ”

"Uncle Li? Hey, he's there with you? I said I couldn't communicate with him even if I used spiritism. Tian Qigong's face suddenly realized, "What, you take the things and go back quickly, tell Li Shiqi, let him be here at midnight, I have 100,000 urgent matters to discuss with him, do you understand?" ”

"Understood, understood." The fat man and I were flattering with slanted shoulders, and I wanted to leave here immediately, it was so weird, it was easy to be infertile for life if I stayed for a minute longer.

However, as soon as I took a step, I snorted and squatted on the ground in pain. The soldier is really too grandson, he stomped on my back is ten thousand peach blossoms, I was scared by Tian Qigong just now, and now I am relieved, and the pain is unbearable in an instant, and I almost want to faint.

Tian Qigong saw that I was in pain with beads of sweat on my head, and knew that I was not pretending, so he asked the fat man what was going on, and the fat man briefly talked about our experience of being cut and the situation of being accidentally injured by the soldier just now.

Tian Qigong seemed to be quite concerned about Hong Weidong's fight, but he didn't ask in detail, but helped me up, and then picked up a bowl of water from the offering platform, and saw that he was chanting words to the bowl of water, and he also twisted a sword trick with his hand to make a few strokes on the water bowl, and then ordered me to drink it.

"What, what do you mean, Team Tian?" I asked with a second thought (Northeast dialect: hesitation) taking the water bowl.

Tian Qigong was very helpless: "This is the swelling and pain-relieving charm in the water talisman, drinking it can help you stop bleeding and relieve pain." ”

"What's that?" I just took a small sip of water and almost didn't spray it on Tian Qigong's face. Swelling and pain relievers? Are these five words said casually, what kind of heart do you have, I don't know if we react when we hear these five words now, Niang Xipi, if it wasn't for the experiment of this unlucky spell, can Lina be summoned and cause such a big mess (Northeast dialect: trouble)?

However, after I drank the small bowl of water, my body miraculously no longer hurt, and the blood did not flow, and I was able to go up to the sixth floor in one breath.

The fat man and I glanced at each other, and then hung our heads helplessly: his uncle's, this is called level, the same charm, in people's hands it is ginseng, in our hands it is cabbage, it's really peeing on the backhand, if you don't accept it, where can you be reasonable.

"Alright, stop grinding, let's go." Tian Qigong saw the two of us squeezing his eyebrows, and his heart was infinitely angry, and he couldn't wait to kick the two of us out.

"No, those two soldiers at the door won't be difficult for us anymore, will they?" I asked Tian Qigong with palpitations.

"No, I've used the Gujing Bubo Fu to temporarily seal off their senses, so you can go with confidence." Tian Qigong gave us reassurance.

I'm sorry, what do you mean to go with confidence, it's really unlucky. The fat man and I smiled bitterly, let's hurry up, or he'll have to kill us both in a while.

With the Soul Bowl in our hands, the fat man and I trotted all the way through the corridor of the red ghost gate, and sure enough, the two soldiers were as motionless as mud tire wood carvings, and did not embarrass us.

", why don't we take the opportunity to go over and cut them down and relieve our anger." As soon as the fat man saw that there was a advantage to take advantage of, he started to think crookedly again.

"Senior brother, I want to go to you, I won't send you to death, you know when the two of them will return to the yang." I touched the blood stains on my back that were still not dry, and my head shook like Wu Laoer, the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis.

The fat man looked at the two soldiers and swallowed and foamed: ", you two are lucky." ”

"Okay, don't brag about it, you can't live last year, right, let's go." I couldn't cry or laugh, this nerd didn't know if it was because of his good mentality, or if his parents didn't install any programs when they assembled him, and he took it.

When we took the elevator back to the upper floor, we were surprised to see a team of soldiers neatly and orderly putting boxes of documents in the hall, for the two of us who suddenly appeared in civilian costumes, they did not arouse alarm or interrogate us, but continued to place things in order.

What's even more strange is that the two thunderous door god military masters at the door have also disappeared, which is too strange.

"Fatty, that's not right, no, I'll have to go over and ask." I always felt that the little western-style building was obviously weird everywhere today, and I wanted to lean over and ask for an explanation.

"You're dead." The fat man hurriedly grabbed me, "Do you know what that's called?" Military secrets, you have to swoop over, and people have to shoot you. In the past, when my second uncle was working at the Bobo Tu checkpoint, the military vehicles of the Fifth Division of the garrison always beat them at the checkpoint. said that one day, Cao Huzi, who was in the same class as my second uncle, drank? (Northeast dialect: ?pronounced den, a sound, the meaning of drinking too much), you have to check what people cover in the canvas. The deputy battalion commander of the escort car only said one sentence, this is a military secret, and those who violate the prohibition will be killed. The ** drank the tide, and thought that people were scaring him, so he reached out and lifted the canvas, but the deputy battalion commander killed him with one shot, and then drove away, Cao Huzi died in vain, the army is so domineering, understand no. ”

"Understood, let's go." I dragged the fat man out in a panic, because I saw that the soldiers had begun to pay attention to me, and my hand was stretched to my waist......

It was noon when I got out of the big bronze gate, and looking at the brilliant and somewhat dazzling sun overhead, I let out a long breath, and finally got away from the dark ghost place.

When we arrived on the main street, the fat man and I stood on the side of the road and stretched out our hands to stop the car, looking like several cars were not stopped. As soon as we turned around, hey, a taxi stopped next to a convenience store behind us that bought tribute pills, and the fat man and I hurriedly ran over, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, opened the door and sat in.

The driver, who was in his forties, was chubby and meaty, and was eating in the car with a disposable lunch box. The fat man and I slammed into it, startling the driver: "Ah, ah, what are you doing?" ”

"Master, help, we have something urgent." I'm afraid that the driver will misunderstand that we are bad people, so I quickly explained.

"Oh, brother, it's the first time I've seen a taxi so fierce, what's the hurry." The driver had a good temper, and when he saw that we were not like a villain, he put the lunch box in his hand on the middle gap of the gear, and then ignited the car to start the car.

"Big brother, stop." The fat man sitting behind the co-pilot seat suddenly covered his mouth, got out of the car and squatted on the ground to vomit.

"Hey, hey, what's going on?" I was also blinded, and my heart said that the fat man added to the problem of motion sickness? No, the car hasn't driven yet.

After vomiting for a while, the fat man stood up with snot and tears on his face, and said to the driver: "Big brother, please, throw away your lunch box, okay?" How much I'll give you. ”

The driver wondered: "This is the lunch I just bought, and I haven't finished it yet, what's the matter, do you want this taste?" ”

I also wonder what is wrong with other people's lunch boxes getting in the way of fat people, this is not pure hypocrisy. But when I looked at it again, I almost threw up, I dared to love that the driver ate the Lantern Festival, and it was filled with black sesame seeds, and what was even more fucking was that it was boiled and leaked, and the black sesame seeds were stained on the snow-white skin of the Lantern Festival.

"Master, I'm sorry, my buddy used to bet with someone to eat Lantern Festival, but he ate two catties in one go, and he was hospitalized, and after that, I couldn't stand it when I saw Lantern Festival." I lied, and I couldn't wait to get rid of the box of Lantern Festival with my own hands.

"Hey, you little young people, stupid tigers dare to do anything, come on, I'm almost finished eating anyway, throw it away." The driver listened to it like a coke, so he casually threw the lunch box into the trash can along the window.

After returning to the clinic, Uncle Li was floating around the house with an impatient face: "Gaha, this grinding, broken shoes, you." ”

The fat man and I didn't dare to slack off, and quickly reported the series of events that happened to Uncle Li as they were. After listening, Uncle Li also looked solemn: "What the hell is it that can make Lao Tian so nervous, hey, there have been frequent evils in Yakesh recently, in short, it is not a good sign, it seems that we are about to enter an eventful autumn." ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, now let's finish Lina's affairs first, and when we finish one thing, when we go to the small western-style building in the evening, maybe there will be something." As Uncle Li spoke, he asked me and the fat man to follow his instructions, turning out a number of strange objects such as yellow mounted paper, glutinous rice, and ice cubes, and then using glutinous rice to form a gossip to redeem the hexagram, and placing the ice cube in the center of the hexagram.

The fat man and I watched dumbfounded, thinking to ourselves what the situation was, did Uncle Li want to freeze Lina quickly and thaw it after 10,000 years, so a frozen woman from the past added countless talking points and fierce materials to the experts and entertainment media of that era to deceive the public?

"What are you two looking at with your necks and mung bean eyes, looking at the scenery, come and help." Uncle Li saw the two of us standing aside and copying the orders (watching the excitement), and he was angry.