After worshipping the raw stone, we followed Uncle Li's buttocks, and walked towards the gate of the capital city in Uncle Li's mouth with a little trepidation. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Along the way, it looks very fine, as if it has been sifted through a sieve, and the loess is different from the loess in the sun, not only does it look like it has a metallic texture, but also the foot will not raise a little dust on it, which is very neat and pleasant.

Seeing that we were very interested in the loess under our feet, Uncle Li smiled slyly: "What's the matter, I can see that these loesses are not ordinary, right, let me tell you, the mother soil of these loess is the dirt in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun back then, just these soils, as long as you grab a few handfuls and bring them to the yang world, they can immediately become golden sand, and they are thousands of pure gold, understand." ”

"What's the matter, uncle, you, you say it again, I didn't hear clearly." As soon as the fat man heard Uncle Li say that these loess were golden sand in the sun, a pair of small eyes skyrocketed at that time, and both eyelids were stretched into single eyelids, and he even wanted to untie his pants.

"What the hell are you doing, uncle, no, what the fuck are you going to do, fuck." Uncle Li was a little confused by the fat man's strange behavior, so he asked him suspiciously, what was he doing first.

"Hehe, uncle, what do you say I'm doing, so much gold sand, I don't go back on the hour, I'm sick, this guy's, if this goes to the yang world, Kaizi and I will get rich overnight, damn it, when the time comes, we will give you a golden body, and then build a 20-story Taoist temple with an elevator to let you be a groom in it every night, really, I have thought of the name of the Taoist temple, four gilded characters, it is called heaven and earth, hehe"

"Oh, it's rare for you to be filial, ah." Uncle Li snorted and pulled a long voice, listening to the movement didn't seem to be happy from the bottom of his heart, "Then what are you doing with your pants, my good apprentice." ”

"Oh, this can only be loaded with a hand, I took off my pants, and I finished tying the two trouser legs, think about it, just these two fat trouser legs, they are like fifty pounds of noodle bags, how much gold sand do I have to pack, haha" The fat man saw Shen Han frowning and turned his back, and smiled: "Sister, what, you think about it too much, I am still wearing big shorts with cropped pants here, and they won't go away." ”

"You shit, you're fucking energetic, aren't you, hurry up and put your pants on for me, your uncle and I are also the number one person with a head and a face here, can you give me some fucking face, ah." Uncle Li looked at the fat man whose eyes were staring at the ground with green light, and he couldn't cry or laugh, "Since Pangu Ye opened the world, I have only heard of this yang world sending money to the underworld on the fifteenth day of the new year, when have you ever heard that this person can make money in the underworld, yes, remember, two stupid robes, if this ghost wants to bring a little bit of loess to the yang world, it will be the object of arrest in the entire Xudu City, what is the consequences of it still need me to say, of course, there are indeed immortals who can bring these loess to the yang world, but, They're all so big, do they still need to spend this matter, isn't it over just a little stone into gold, hehe"

"Okay, you've been talking here like a tongue twister for a long time, I can understand it, what you mean is nothing more than that this underworld belongs to dog X, only in and out, right." When the fat man heard Uncle Li say the same thing for a long time, he was also discouraged, and put on the special bloomers that had been taken off 1/3 of the ghost again, and strangled the cloth belt a few times as if angry.

"It's good to understand, what's that, keep going, there is the city gate in front, you all cheer me up, don't let the ghosts guarding the city gate see the flaws, and then make a leaky pocket (Northeast dialect: Lu Stuffing), do you hear it." Uncle Li smiled proudly, and took a square step in front of him with a shy chest and a bulging belly.

"Senior brother, you're too anxious, when we're done, we have to go out of this loess on the whole day, or why don't you put aside the to buy a house and marry these two little beauties, right?" I visually measured the distance, and Uncle Mo Li couldn't hear me anymore, so he reached out and pulled the fat man with his slumped head, and whispered.

", it's still you rape, why don't you say that the carrot is spicy, hehe" The fat man came to his senses again when he heard it, and he was happy when he grinned.

Shen Han walked briskly past me and the fat man, his face was pink, and he didn't know if he heard the whispers between me and the fat man.

The book was brief, and the work was not long, but our group of seven ghosts came to the city wall that stretched for several miles and was connected to the mountain.

The city wall is more than 10 meters high, looking up at the city wall, giving people a strong sense of psychological oppression, making people can't help but have a sense of awe for this still unfamiliar city.

Beneath the city wall, there is a wide round arch, and on either side of the gate are two vermilion gates with heavy, palm-wide brass nails on both sides, and it seems that this is undoubtedly the city gate.

On either side of the gate, on one side stood an ugly soldier in leather armor, less than six meters tall, armed with a black spear that was half as tall as them, and was wandering in a daze.

As soon as they saw Uncle Li coming over with us, the two soldiers immediately became energetic, and greeted Uncle Li with a smile on their faces: "Uncle Li, where have you gone to make a fortune again?" ”

"Hehe, send your mother's wealth, if this is heard by the judge, I still fucking think that my Lao Li knows that eating and taking cards will make ill-gotten gains, don't be nonsense, don't hear it."

"Yes, yes, I remember, I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore, yo, these poor masters have always been rare, and their faces are very raw, is it your new recruitment." The two soldiers took a bullshit beating at Uncle Li, laughing instead of being angry, and they didn't look familiar with Uncle Li.

At this moment, one of the soldiers saw me and the fat man, as well as Shen Han, opened his nostrils and sniffed a few times: "Hehe, the ghost smell is not strong, it looks like a raw hand, and it won't be long to die......"

The soldier said that he had no intention, but I was the listener, and I was shocked, and Shen Han was also red, and he seemed to be a little nervous.

"Li Tou'er, what is written on this city gate, for example... False... Door. Just when I was frightened, for fear that the gatekeeper would see what was going on, the fat man seemed to have a natural temper again, looked up at the three seal characters engraved on the city gate, and read aloud.

"Ah, Li Tou'er, your brother is too good to speak, why did he still make a menstrual door, oops, how bad luck, our brothers have been trying to push Pai Gow to turn over the book these days, no, Li Touer, I'm not pouting your face, but I asked him, what does it mean, what's wrong with disgusting our brothers." As soon as the fat man's menstrual door exited, one of the soldiers' faces, which was not white, immediately turned black and purple, and he rushed at the fat man with horizontal eyebrows and foaming at the mouth, looking like he was really in a hurry and wanted to do something.

", shame on you." Uncle Li looked at the fat man with an innocent face very painfully, and stretched out his hand to point to the three big characters on the city gate, "Stupid, see clearly, that's called Ji Jingmen, have you been to xiao." ”

"During the Cultural Revolution, I went to school for two days, the first day was to criticize the teacher, and the second day was Sunday, hehe" The fat man looked at Uncle Li very honestly, pretending to be stupid and stunned.

"Hey, hey, I said what are you doing, what's the matter, haven't you lost a lot lately, and you want to make fun of my brother, huh,, did you ask me if I agree, eh." Uncle Li was very awesome in front of the soldier who wanted to train the fat man, with a look of disdain, "Besides, he has no culture to blame him, he has to blame the evil old society...... The Cultural Revolution is right, the Cultural Revolution, what, don't grind, a few of them are my new subordinates, don't you take them to intern, what's the matter, do you suspect that I want to bring ghosts into it privately, or do you pick the judge master's reason, and the ghosts are almost greeting you two. ”

As soon as Uncle Li'er's obviously displeased words came out, the two soldiers immediately said softly with a sneer: "Li Tou'er, what you said, where do we dare to doubt you, the judge, I hope you will say a few kind words and give us a good errand, please, please." ”

"That's right, you all bow your head and don't look up to see you, you don't know each other if you don't fight, you will often deal with each other in the future, and be more affectionate and affectionate." Uncle Li pointed at the fat man and the ugly ghost soldier with the other, and said.

After walking a few steps, Uncle Li seemed to remember something again, and turned around and said to the two soldiers: "By the way, it's almost fifteen, remember to get a red envelope from me, this is my personal gift to you, long snacks, don't fucking take it to gamble, often bet on no winners, stupid, fuck." ”

"Thank you Li Tou'er, these days, there is no shortage of your help, our brothers always think of your goodness, if you have something to say, we will go up the knife mountain and go down the oil pot, if you want to frown, it will be raised by the girl." The two soldiers slammed at Uncle Li'er, sobbing gratefully.

"Even if you're still a little ghostly, okay, watch the city gates, don't get into the dirty, it's not been peaceful lately." Uncle Li waved his hand and led us swaggering into the city gate.

After walking a hundred and ten steps, seeing that it was far away from the city gate, Uncle Li turned his head to look at the fat man, and "poof" was happy: "You little Wang Ba Lamb, why did you come up with this trick to divert the attention of those two ghosts, and you also had a false door, and you want to come out, it's really fucking buried, hehe"

"Ah, senior brother, I deliberately mispronounced it with you, rub." At this time, Shen Han and I realized that it was a mischief to dare to love the fat man, so that the two soldiers would no longer pay attention to the fork in the ghost smell on our bodies.

"Fuck, your senior brother and I are also history teachers, I don't know those few seal characters, and I will tell you, this case of respecting the door has a great history......" The fat man pretended to be an egg and squinted at me, cleared his throat, and actually taught me and Shen Han a history lesson.

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