Chapter 762: The Smelly City God's Mansion (I)
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Di Ming and Li Lingshan sat in the seats near the window, talking and laughing about some interesting stories about their own experiences and the company's recent events.
"Have you heard? Another woman died last night, and she is still very beautiful? ”
"If you don't be beautiful, you won't die, the one who died before is even more beautiful than her! I don't feel wronged by their deaths, and I don't go home after dressing like that in the middle of the night, I don't look like a good person! ”
"Hey! You're so cynical, there are so many girls like this these days. By the way, what man doesn't take a few more looks after seeing them? That's what they want. ”
"Don't mention them, it's unlucky early in the morning. Let's eat my buns! ”
The words of the two men made Di Ming very alert and concentrated, and he began to capture and analyze what they had just said.
But after a while, he came back to his senses and said very seriously: "I'm on vacation, and this matter is not my business." ”
Seeing Di Ming's serious appearance, Li Lingshan couldn't help but smile and said, "Is it necessary to do this?" If you want to take a vacation, who won't let you take it! You can take your vacation with peace of mind! If this world leaves, everyone will take care of it, even if you cultivate a lifetime of leave, this world will not be chaotic. ”
"Yes. I think we're done eating too. Hurry up and get to work! I'm going to go for a few more laps. Di Ming pulled out a napkin, wiped his mouth and said.
"Are you so anxious for me to go? If it were another man, I wish I had a little more talk to them! ”
"I'm different from them, I'm a real person, a responsible person. So be it! Wait for your reply, if they agree, maybe we'll see you every day. ”
"Humph! What do you mean? With a beauty like me, have you been wronged? Li Lingshan raised her fist angrily and gestured in front of Di Ming's eyes.
"Don't be aggrieved, the beauty is eye-catching. I'm gone, you pay. I didn't have any money with me. Di Ming smiled at her and walked out quickly.
"Di Ming, you, you, you're really angry with me!" Li Lingshan stood in her seat, stomped her feet, and muttered softly in a funny and angry tone, she didn't want to attract too much attention from others.
Di Ming was wearing slippers and pajamas, and he didn't even go home, so he walked directly towards the City God Temple. Although he said that he was on vacation, he still couldn't rest assured about this matter in his heart and wanted to find out.
He is very conspicuous in the crowd, and although it is not cool during the early autumn day, it is rare to dress like this and go out on the street.
Di Ming was not in a hurry, and when he walked to the City God Temple, it had already been a full three hours.
He was very familiar with the temple of the City God Temple, so he said hello and went in directly.
Although this was an era of lack of faith, and people had very little belief in ghosts and gods, there were still many pilgrims and believers in the temple.
Di Ming went around to the backyard of the City God Temple, and with a thought, he directly escaped into the ground, broke the barrier, and came to the gate of the City God Mansion.
As soon as he appeared, the guards guarding the door couldn't help but want to pay their respects. Of course, Di Ming didn't let them do this, but raised his hand to signal to them.
"Is the wind back?"
"If you go back to your lordship, you are back. But now he is no longer in the position of head catcher, but has been transferred to the head of the cell. ”
"Huh? The new Chenghuang started to change personnel so quickly? ”
"This is not a lowly rank that dares to talk about it, if the adults want to find the wind, go directly to the prison!"
"Wait, is this how you guard the City God's Mansion? Who dares to let it in? What's more, this is still a living person! ”
An old man in Confucian clothes walked out of the mansion, and he scolded the captain of the guard with an unkind face, and he didn't even look at Di Ming.
"My lord, he..."
"What else do you want to quibble? Do you want to be sent to hell on an errand? ”
"I know that I am wrong."
Di Ming shook his head at this scene, put his hands behind his back, and walked straight into the City God's Mansion.
"Stop, even if you have cultivation, this City God's Mansion is not something you can enter if you want to." The old man opened his mouth to drink at Di Ming.
"Noise!"
Di Ming snorted coldly and continued to walk inside.
"You dare!" The old man was very angry at Di Ming's attitude, was this a great disrespect to himself, or in front of so many subordinates.
In an instant, a powerful coercion pressed towards Di Ming, and he wanted to use this to force Di Ming to submit.
Di Ming frowned slightly, and he was deeply annoyed by this old man. It's just a matter of being a blessing, and now he dares to do it to himself.
Di Ming raised his hand and waved, and the cold palm wind dispersed the coercion, and even slapped the old man aside.
The old man began to be cautious, and he knew his own skills best. Most of the people who can defuse their own coercion without much effort and take action against themselves regardless of the consequences are not good at it.
"Young man, do you know that trespassing on the City God's Mansion is a violation of the Yin Law?" The old man stood firm, straightened his chest again, and said in a high-ranking posture.
"Who are you? There used to be no you here. ”
"Well said. I'm the new steward of the city god, and he's my old master. Speaking of this, the old man's eyes were full of pride.
"A mere housekeeper, who doesn't do his job well, but comes here to interfere in official affairs without authorization, it seems that most of the old master is not a good person!"
"Bold! How dare you insult the city god! This is a capital offense! Someone's coming! Take him down for me! The old man showed a sneer in his heart, and he was worried that he couldn't find a chance! I didn't expect you to deliver the handle to your hands so soon.
But he was glad for a moment to find that the guards hadn't moved even a step.
"Have you not heard my commands? Hurry up and take him down for me, and detain him to Lord Chenghuang! The old man scolded sharply.
"I don't think you'll have to do it in vain, they won't listen to your orders. Even if I'm not a city god now, I'm not a slave of yours to give me command. Anyway, I have another identity, I'm the ruler of the realm! ”
As soon as Di Ming's words came out, the old man's heart seemed to be beaten by a big drum.
He doesn't need to introduce himself, he can guess himself. This guy is not a good stubble, and his background is quite strong, and the old master is comparable to him, and no one can suppress anyone.
"It turned out to be Lord Diming, why didn't you introduce yourself first. Looking at what you're wearing, I really think it's an old monster cultivating in the Yang World! ”
The corners of Di Ming's mouth trembled, and he didn't dwell too much on this issue. It seems that even if it is a vacation, it should not be too casual. In the future, you still have to pay attention to your external image.
The old man is naturally an old man, and Di Ming's micro-expression did not escape his eyes. He secretly rejoiced, proud of his wit. (To be continued.) )