Chapter Forty-Six: The Two-Legged Sheep

Zhuge patted his ass and walked over to us: "That ghost is right, let's go home quickly!" Our luck is very low now, and we will be in trouble when we encounter a resentful ghost! ”

Then Wu Shuang said: "When we go, pay attention to the soles of our feet and don't step on the ashes of the paper money, this time we are very lucky, next time it may not be!" ”

"Got it! Got it, let's go! I'll have something to do when I get home in a while! He said with a cigarette in his mouth.

Then a few of us walked forward, skirting the pile of burnt ash at our feet.

There were people squatting on the ground burning paper money on both sides of the road, and in front of each of them there was a pile of burning fronts, and I noticed that there were two places where there were bursts of green smoke coming from the flames.

A breeze blew, the ashes swirled forward on the ground, the yellow flame of the paper money tilted slightly to one side, and the green smoke always drifted straight upwards slowly, in this dark night without a trace of moonlight, it looked particularly eerie, like a green ghost wandering the streets.

Zhuge covered his waist with his mouth, as if he didn't want his waist to speak, he looked at me again, squeezed his eyes at me, signaled not to look around and not to speak, let me hurry up, I nodded at him and told him not to worry.

After walking through this section of the place covered with paper money, Zhuge released his hand from his waist's mouth, and his waist snorted on the ground and said: "Zhuge You haven't washed your hands for a few days, like a salty pig's trotters, and you still cover my mouth and don't let me speak, what do you want to do?" ”

Zhuge explained: "I'm saving you, okay!" ”

"Help me?"

Wu Shuang leaned out and said to his waist: "Didn't you see that the flame ignited by burning paper was green just now?" ”

"See! So what! Isn't that what ingots burn? ”

Wu Shuang continued: "It wasn't just burning plastic ingots, it was the resentment from the fire!" ”

I immediately said, "You mean, there's a ghost ...... in that place where the green smoke is coming from?" ”

"Not only are there ghosts or ghosts, but they are also very resentful." Zhuge explained.

Waist pointed at Wu Shuang and Zhuge and said, "Aren't you two Taoist priests?" Still afraid of ghosts? ”

Zhuge said: "It's not that I'm afraid of ghosts, I'm afraid that something will happen to the two of you!" ”

Wu Shuang said: "Yes! Yes! If that ghost gets on the two of you, it's a bad thing, and there are so many people around, it's not good to hurt them! ”

Waist lit a cigarette and said, "Then I have to thank you?" Salting! ”

"Let's go! Don't let anything happen again? I looked at them and said. ……

After continuing to walk forward for about fifty or sixty meters, Wu Shuang suddenly said that there was something in front of him, and ran over in a hurry. Zhuge hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Where are you going? ”

Wu Shuang didn't speak, ran forward for more than ten meters before stopping in the grass on the side of the road, bent down and picked up a white bear puppet wrapped in a plastic bag, picked it up and hugged it in his arms.

The three of us also ran over and said, "Why are you picking up this thing?" ”

"It's a teddy bear, it looks like it's still a new one, and I don't know who left it here?" Wu Shuang hugged the white bear puppet and said.

Zhuge went up and snatched the white bear puppet and said, "I'll help you test it!" ”

Waist took a puff of cigarette and said, "This puppet is not small!" It should be very comfortable to sleep in your arms! ”

Zhuge held the white bear puppet in one hand, took out a copper coin from his pocket with the other, bit the middle finger of his right hand and put the copper coin in the palm of his right hand, and the magic happened when the finger bent, and the copper coin was stuck to the finger!

Then Zhuge pointed his two fingers together, pointed to his eyebrows to support, and then closed his eyes and recited the incantation: "Chaos is not happening, in the eyes of the law, open the copper coin, Zhu Xiao manifests, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!" ”

Zhuge 's right hand quickly swayed left and right up and down in the air, looking carefully like a small charm, and then Zhuge carried the white bear puppet in his left hand, and the copper coin was attached to his finger and emitted a beam of yellow light, and the yellow light swung up and down with Zhuge fingers, and the whole body of the white bear puppet was illuminated all over again.

took back the copper coin, returned the white bear puppet to Wu Shuang, and said: "It's okay, it's just an ordinary toy puppet!" ”

Wu Shuang took the puppet and smiled and said, "This is a new puppet, it's a pity to throw it away, take it home!" ”

I said, "Since Zhuge has said it's okay, let's take it home!" Pretty cute guy. I touched the white bear's head.

Waist smoked a cigarette and said, "As the saying goes, what pie in the sky?" God replied that I don't like to eat leeks and egg fillings! I guess the reason you picked up this puppet is because God has changed it to a new doll! Avatar has been very popular lately! "The waist is talking nonsense again, and the three of us are quite confused, and the heart says why does God still exchange pies for dolls? ……

"That, young man, let me ask how to get to the "Eighteen Mile Shop"? A deep voice came from behind us.

Several of us subconsciously turned around, and I saw a seventy-year-old grandmother standing behind us, she had white hair, a kind face, and there were not too many wrinkles on her face, but the teeth in her mouth had fallen out a lot, and she was wearing a loose black coat, and under her feet was a pair of open black cloth shoes, a little hunchbacked, with her hands behind her back.

He was looking at us with a smile on his face.

She repeated what she had just said: "Young man, I'm going to 'Eighteen Mile Pu' to get here, where do I go inside, is it this road or this road, each road is about the same length, and it confuses me!" She pointed to the two roads ahead.

At this time, I found that Zhuge secretly wrote a word with his finger behind his waist, which I could see clearly from my angle, and I couldn't mistake it as a 'ghost' word.

At the same time, Wu Shuangchong shook his head at me and signaled not to let me speak.

I said in my heart what the hell is going on, there are ghosts everywhere on the way home, and I don't let people live, and I don't know if this old woman who seems to be kind just asks for directions or has other intentions, after all, ghosts are unpredictable!

Waist took a puff of cigarette, smiled at the old woman in front of him and said, "Grandma, I don't know about this place you are talking about, there are a lot of people over there, you can go and ask!" Waist pointed to the intersection we had just walked at.

The old grandmother smiled: "I just came from there, and they don't know, you know?" "The old lady looked at me.

I immediately shook my head.

"You know what?" The old grandmother stretched out her finger and pointed at Wu Shuang, and Wu Shuang immediately shook her head and thought she didn't know.

"You don't know?" She pointed at Zhuge again, and Zhuge immediately nodded.

The expression on the old grandmother's face in front of her immediately became very depressed, she frowned and asked, "Then do you know where you can still eat two-legged mutton roast cakes?" Or two-legged lamb soup? ”

Waist Zi pointed to a nearby street and said, "There is a street over there, there are people who sell mutton soup, mutton skewers, and beer!" You can go over and have a look. ”

When he turned around this time, the old woman in front of him was gone, and Zhuge immediately shouted: "Run, run." Then Zhuge picked up a few of us and ran forward.

I said and asked Zhuge as I ran, "Isn't she gone?" Why are we running? ”

Zhuge replied: "This is a terrible ghost! Do you know what a two-legged sheep is? ”

"I don't know, what's wrong?"

Zhuge gasped and said: "Two-legged mutton, it's human flesh, that old woman, she wants to eat human flesh, she knows that we lied to her when she gets there, she will definitely not let us go!" Come on! ”

Waist threw away the cigarette butt in his hand and said, "I saw that old woman was very kind just now, why is she a man-eating ghost?" ”

"She is so resentful that the human form she has transformed into is indistinguishable to ordinary people, but she is still a ghost and has no shadow!" Wu Shuang said.

The waist said loudly: "Got it, run!" ”

After running forward for dozens of meters, my body was almost gone, my body was still unable to exert any strength, and suddenly it was such a large amount of exercise, I really couldn't stand it, at this time I was out of breath!

I said, "Is there a way to keep the old woman from seeing us?" I can't do it, I can't run anymore! As I spoke, I stopped.

Seeing that I stopped, the three of them also stopped, and Zhuge said: "It's not that there is no way, but the conditions don't allow it?" ”

Waist gasped and asked, "Isn't it exhausting us to run like this?" What can you do to say it quickly! ”

Zhuge leaned in and whispered to me and my waist, "Put the underwear that a woman wears on your head, preferably with blood, so that you can block our body fire, and the ghost won't see us!" ”

The waist immediately said: "I'll rub, what kind of method are you, is that girl making a fuss?" ”

I can also respond: "This method doesn't work, change another one." ”

Zhuge said: "I don't have it anymore, you two can bear you two think about it!" ”

Wu Shuang watched us from the sidelines and kept muttering, "What are you doing? Have you thought of a solution? ”

Zhuge turned around and said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" ”

Suddenly, Wu Shuang shouted: "There's no time, she's here......"