On a small island in the sea of the earth, a man and a woman are eating coconuts, and the male one is constantly playing with a monster beast that looks extremely ferocious.

"You mean, my stupid apprentices were caught?"

The man with long blond hair and a mask lifted the demon beast and flicked the demon beast's little Ding Ding with his fingers, although he couldn't see the expression, but it was certain that this man was elated.

From the sound of smacking while he played, it could be seen that this man was definitely a beast. The demon beast in his hand struggled in humiliation, but he never broke free from his control.

The woman, that is, Ziqing, turned her face away, unwilling to see the obscene scene, she drank coconut water, and muttered: "It seems that Dugu is wrong, I am right." ”

"What did the neuropathy say?" Dous turned his head, kicked the demon beast into the sea, and asked curiously, "Don't believe him, that psycho often speaks ill of me behind my back, and what did you say?" ”

"He said, you're going crazy to see me like this, and I said probably not."

Daos tore a breath and let out an exclamation: "You still understand me, why don't we find an opportunity to give the family matter?" You see, you understand me so well, it's a pity that I don't get married. ”

Ziqing glanced at him, his face flushed slightly, but he was still very annoyed: "I guess you must be gloating." ”

Daos let out another exclamation: "Hey! God! You're a god! You can see that I'm wearing a mask? Isn't this still dead, what a big deal? ”

"What if your apprentice dies?"

Daos stood up suddenly and shouted, "Whoever dares to touch my apprentice, I will destroy him!" ”

"And what if I die?"

"It's my business." Before Ziqing could get mad, Daos put his face in front of Ziqing, pointed at himself, and explained, "Look. I'm not the old man, I'm not the young man I was when I was young, and I'm still not married. You won't marry me, and you have no children under your knees. What to do when you get old? I'm waiting for a few of my apprentices to come up with a promising one now, and when I'm old enough to send me to the end. You can't do this, you're older than me, you must die before me, so I don't want to wait for you to wipe your and urine when you can't take care of yourself in bed, how annoying. ”

It's okay if you don't explain it, but when you explain it, it gets darker and darker. Ziqing's face is also getting darker and darker, especially when he hears the words "wiping and pee", his face is already extremely hideous.

She pulled directly through Daos's ear, pressed Daos to the ground, and hit Daos in the back with a punch.

Just listen to the 'boom', 'boom', 'boom', the continuous sound of heavy blows came from this quiet island, and its sound was so loud that the birds of the entire island were frightened and flew away, and its fists were fierce. It seems that the islands have sunk a little.

Immediately afterwards, he kicked the howling Daos from the ground and jumped suddenly. Stepping on Daos's face.

At this time, there was finally a signature golden light emanating from it, protecting the mask on Daos's face, kick after kick, the power was blocked by the golden light, and under his feet, Daos roared: "You crazy woman! How dare you kick me in the face! What if I ruin my handsome face? Lao Tzu has never beaten women, there is a kind of you go to have a sex reassignment operation, see if I can beat you to death! ”

"Didn't plant!"

Ziqing snorted coldly. Lifting one of Daos's legs, he smashed it to the ground frantically. After a long time, his heart was a little more comfortable before he let go of Daos. But he was still not angry, and kicked directly between Daos's legs.

A terrible scream, like a cuckoo crying blood, was extremely desolate. Daos was half-kneeling on the ground, clutching the place between his legs, a face that was already twisted in pain.

After a long time, he trembled and protected his legs and took two steps back: "Who taught you this trick?" I'm going to kill him! ”

Pity this handsome guy, now he doesn't even look as good as a beggar, and his whole demeanor is a little timid.

"Your mother."

“……”

Through the mask, Daos looked at Ziqing with wide eyes, and his tone was terrified: "When did my mother teach you this trick?" You weren't going to peek at my mom and beat my dad when you were a kid, were you? ”

Ziqing snorted coldly, and just as he wanted to say something, Daos straightened his waist, walked up to her, pointed to the mask on his face again, and asked, "Is my mask handsome?" Why don't I give me a few apprentices and one of them? ”

"Until then, I think you'll need to go to the psychiatric department."

"Fart, I'm not sick!"

"People who are sick say they are not sick, and I don't believe you until you issue a certificate."

Daos trembled all over, and suddenly said a sentence: "Okay, I'm sick, I heard that mentally ill people don't break the law?" Look at the ...... of these four nobodies."

Rumble!

Ziqing didn't hesitate to punch him again, knocking him directly into the sky, and then his figure flashed, appeared in the sky above Daos, and kicked him in the face.

The terrifying force made Dios like a stone falling from the starry sky, smashed directly into the depths of the earth, buried by the sand on the beach.

She fell to the ground and snorted coldly: "When is it, are you still in the mood to joke?" Aren't you worried about your apprentice? ”

A figure broke through the sand, fell to the ground, sat down at random, rubbed the place where he was beaten just now, and sighed: "I haven't quarreled with you for a long time, I remember that you beat me like this before." ”

Daos took off his mask, his expression full of nostalgia. When Ke Ziqing saw his face, he exclaimed: "Your face? ”

"The aftermath of God's damnation, although I avoided it, still left something behind." Daos stretched out his finger and touched the nothingness on his face, and when his finger touched the nothingness, it disappeared as if it had never appeared.

Ziqing's face sank: "The Supreme Council still refuses to let you go?" ”

"Originally, I couldn't have let it go, but that group of guys who played with technology came out again, this situation, the Supreme Council must prevent me from ......" Daos smiled, his eyes recalled, and said: "After all, I used to be a core member of the 'Shinrikyo', and I should be." ”

For this answer, Ziqing's face did not change, she knew about it.

"What are you going to do next?"

"What else can I do? Go and rescue the person who should be saved, but you can't let Dugu take the lead, otherwise I won't even have anyone to send to the end in the future, you know, Dugu that guy, he likes to put on a master's demeanor the most, a teenager, tsk, meet a master, how can there be a reason not to be tempted? ”

Daos bit his fingers, as if in deep thought, and after a long time, he continued: "Then, you should be arrested, otherwise my apprentices will end miserably, I have no doubt that even my apprentices will be condemned as a felony if they see the grandmother crossing the road and do not help them...... You help me think about it, how can I be a little stronger and more handsome when I leave, so that my apprentice can remember it for a lifetime, and not throw himself into the arms of that guy Dugu? ”

He raised his eyebrows and stared at Ziqing: "It is estimated that I will have to squat for another thirty years when I go in this time, you can help me buy some soap, the guys in the prison like this tune, bring them some gifts, I don't know if those old guys who are in prison at the same time and haven't died will have a welcome ceremony for me when they see me going in again?" ”

As he spoke, he suddenly squatted on it with a sad face, covered his head, and shouted in pain: "Lao Tzu hasn't done anything in his life, just fucking squatting in prison, fuck, I'm still a virgin!" Remember, my apprentice will be handed over to you, don't be robbed by that bastard Dugu. ”

"Okay." Ziqing's face was gloomy: "How did you go to find them?" ”

Daos was stunned, turned his head, and on his face between his arms, the expression seemed to see an idiot: "That's my apprentice, I must leave a mark." ”

As he spoke, the golden light on his body was magnificent, and from the golden light, golden doves flew out one after another, and in an instant, the sky was already covered with pigeons, like a golden cloud, covering the sky and the sun.

With a soft snort, the flock of pigeons flew away in all directions at lightning speed.

After a few moments, Daos stood up, floated straight up, flew in a northwesterly direction, and disappeared.

Ziqing's face became even heavier, and she looked in the northwest direction, a little distracted.

The dove, which represents peace.

After a long time, she sighed, but at this moment, a palm was placed on her shoulder, and a few crazy laughters came: "Ahahahaha, look at your face, it's so joyful!" ”

Syllable!

Without hesitation, without looking back, Ziqing slapped Daos in the face!

"Bastard!"

Just as she was about to publish again, Daos's face suddenly calmed down, and he looked directly at her: "For the sake of our acquaintance, even if you can't send me to the end, I can barely help you destroy them all this time!" ”

However, after this sentence, his true nature was once again revealed: "Don't thank me, I don't accept thanks, unless you are willing to make a personal promise, or pay the debt of love?" ”

A foot kicked him in the face without hesitation. (To be continued)