Chapter 66: The Fat Man's Medieval Life
Hearing Dai Lan's question, Wang Fatzi's face showed a tangled look. Apparently this question has also bothered him for a long time, and until now a clear conclusion has not been reached.
"You know, I've been in this world for two years." The fat man said as he sat down in the comfortable sheepskin seat.
Dai Lan was slightly stunned, and then said: "Two years, how can it be two years?" Since you're the Prince in charge of intelligence, and you know that I saved Emily, you know when I came over, right? ”
"You came here two months and twenty-six days ago. You fall out of the wormhole and meet two characters who are hard at hand. Later, in the small forest, Emily was rescued from under a trainee magician. Am I right? The fat man did not hesitate at all, as if he had seen it with his own eyes, and spoke eloquently.
Dai Lan clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Admire, Scottish intelligence officers, they do have some Taoism." I think the surname 'Dai' should really be called to you. ”
The fat man smiled bitterly a few times, and then made a strange expression and said, "I said Brother Dai Lan, you don't want to ask, how did I become this prince?" ”
Dai Lan was expressionless and sneered: "If I just don't ask, you will tell me." You can hold a few taels of sesame oil in your straw belly. ”
The fat man blushed and said, "Speaking of which, it's all him. Damn it's shit luck. At that time, I was kicked into the tunnel by Geraint's Wang Bayi corner, and it didn't scare me out. There was a black rumbling in it, and I don't know how many times I rolled, and I fell from the sky all at once. ”
Dai Lan was on the side, quietly listening to the fat man tell a very bloody story unhurriedly.
Similar to Dai Lan, the fat man also fell from the sky. It's just that he started from a very low height, falling from a big tree (don't ask me why, British trees always like to drop things, such as the famous apple), and it looks like a dozen meters.
To say more than ten meters, for the weight of a fat man of 250, he has to be half-crippled if he is not dead. It just so happened that he happened to press on top of a person, and of course he smashed that person to death.
It turned out that where he fell, a thrilling assassination operation was going on. A Blessed Knight suddenly attacked King Keller while he was secretly on his way. Kill four high-ranking knights on the king's side in an instant, plus an elemental mage!
The remaining two Glory Knights, who were no match for the Assassins at all, were knocked to the ground in a few rounds. Although King Keller himself was a blessed knight, he was already injured at the beginning of his defense, and when he was about to give his life, the fat man fell from the sky like a god and stoned the assassin to death.
Since ancient times, it has been the same at home and abroad, and the greatest credit is nothing more than saving the driver, Keller immediately gave the fat man the title of prince after returning to the dynasty. Since then, the number of fiefs and names has continued to increase, so that it has become the long list of names that followed.
Let's review the name that is longer than the title of the dead emperor:
Glory, loyalty, bravery, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Reading, God bless Prince Fedora of Scotland. His Royal Highness Tudor.
Speaking of this, Dai Lan suddenly remembered that something was wrong here, and interrupted the fat man: "Did Keller only know you after you fell, or did he know you before?" ”
The fat man was startled, his already white face was now more like a piece of paper. Swallowing his saliva, he said, "You, Brother Dai, why did you suddenly think of this?" ”
"Hmph, if I hadn't known you beforehand, no matter how much credit I had, Keller wouldn't have been stupid enough to give a prince who didn't know the roots. And, if you're a stranger, how can Keller be sure that you didn't have a pre-made buckle with the Assassin and just wait for him to get it? Dai Lan touched his nose and said lightly: "He knew you before, right?" And you're royalty yourself. ”
The fat man has begun to sweat like rain: "Brother Dai is really tall, the fat man admires it." Let's be honest, I've crossed over. ”
It was the end of summer, the temperature was still not low, and it was a little hot inside. The fat man kept pulling the fat satin fan with both hands, and sighed: "I originally thought that this kind of thing was only in novels. I didn't expect there to be one in reality! The identity I crossed was originally very wealthy. It turned out to be a guy named Fedora. Marquis of Tudor. The strangest thing is that I look exactly like him! ”
Dai Lan frowned, trying to put these clues together, but the more he thought about it, the more confused he became.
To say that the same wormhole has different time points of travel, this point can be explained in quantum mechanics.
Often, this kind of tunnel connecting time and space is based on the uncertainty principle in physics, that is, it needs to release a huge amount of energy in a short period of time (energy and time are a pair of pairs). It is precisely because the energy is so large that even a small fluctuation is enough to cause an asymmetry in time. This is understood as the same wormhole, but at different times.
However, to say that it has crossed into the body of an ancient man is the realm of theology, and no matter how advanced modern technology is, it is impossible to get a reasonable answer.
The fat man found a bamboo toothpick and said as he picked his teeth, "At first I didn't believe it was real." But everyone around me knew me, and it started to shake a little. When I saved King Keller and returned to my house, I saw the oil paintings in the study, all of which looked like me, do you think I could believe it! ”
Dai Lan raised his head and looked up and down a few times, and he believed it. There is simply no other obscene white fat man with tiny eyes dotted in this world.
"Well, you can't explain why you can speak Scottish English fluently?" Dai Lan asked nonchalantly.
"Hmm. It's not clear at all. It's scary. You don't have to think about it now, it's just a foreign language. He. Mother. It's not like you don't know my level, I couldn't even recognize all 28 letters before. ”
"Idiot! It's 26 letters......"
The fat man is full of black lines, and he is back to the 21st century.
Dai Lan walked back and forth in the large room for a few steps, and suddenly asked, "What are you coming to the Robertson family for this time?" ”
Don't look at the fat man's status as a prince now, but he didn't put on a show for Dai Lan, but he still told the truth to the previous attitude: "Ostensibly to baptize Emily's cousin, but in fact it is to deal with that old guy Bruno." Back in the Middle Ages, I learned that Bruno was simply the public enemy of the European continent. All Orthodox magicians consider him a heretic. King Keller asked me to take this opportunity to get as much information as I could. It is said that the people of the Sain Alliance want to unite with the elves in the dark forest, which is not a trivial matter. ”
At the de Broglie Tavern, Dai Lan heard about the Dark Forest, which showed that the fat man was indeed hiding nothing from him.
In fact, they also traveled from the 21st century, and now they have a bit of a sympathy for each other, and the fat man handed over all the details to him.
In the end, the fat man smiled evilly: "Brother Dai, when I was in the British Pavilion, you helped me." This time, I helped you. ”
"Oh?"
"Hehe, remember that Remy. He does things for me. ”
Dai Lan was stunned, and a cold air spread all over his body, it seemed that the Dundee City branch of the Thane Alliance had been infiltrated by the people of the Empire......