Chapter 145: The other side is playful
Facing Yamato's enthusiastic welcome, the uncle just smiled slightly: "Come down, or turn your face!" ”
Although in terms of being a sister's capital, Yamato is undoubtedly very strong (except for the fact that the chest size is slightly pitted), and it can be regarded as a master with a light voice and a soft body, and it is quite comfortable to lie on the back, but this girl is not easy to push down at all, and the uncle always remembers that the two sides are enemies of each other.
This kind of thing of encountering a one-shot enmity and enmity, maybe some Long Aotian will do it, but he Rao can't do it, he and Yamato will have to fight hard in the future, even if the perception of each other between the two sides is not bad in daily life, it is still not too sticky, it is a matter of the revolutionary line, and the attitude must be very, very correct.
This sugar-coated shell of capitalism's evil will never shake the rock-solid revolutionary heart of our glorious proletarian fighters.
"Don't!" Who knew that Yamato, who is usually very talkative, actually didn't give face, "If you don't come down, you can't come down, it's not!" Under! Come! ”
――Are you a rough girl who is spoiled by her father?
The onlookers Kiso and Fuyuki brushed a shiver, and then they rolled up their sleeves in unison, scratching back and forth on both arms, goosebumps and eyes crackled and fell to the ground, the lethality of Yamato's malicious selling is too great, it is simply a large-scale non-lethal weapon, it is really unbearable.
The onlookers are already this virtue, so what is the expression of the uncle in the heroic grave of Gentle Township?
Okay, he's actually expressionless - but sometimes it's the scariest face, isn't it?
The cute girl is expressionless, that's called the iceberg beauty, the handsome guy is expressionless, that's called the iceberg cool brother, the ugly face is expressionless...... Then he is still an ugly man, and if a non-mainstream handsome guy like the uncle is expressionless, then the next rhythm is not "Ora Ora Ora". That's "Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da", after all, the painting style is here, let a muscular tough guy run to be a warm man or die tsundere, don't say that your eyes can't stand it, I myself am full of guilt for blind dog eyes.
However, with an unlucky guy in each hand who was still struggling to pretend to be the background of the event, he didn't seem to be able to do anything...... Probably?
If you really think so, it's so sweet!
What ordinary people can't do is the correct posture for big people to walk the rivers and lakes, so what if they can't free up their hands? Only mediocre people with cool IQ and picky EQ will be limited by this kind of problem, and Uncle Rao, the overlord of the sky, has a way to deal with this kind of problem - at this time, just lie down!
It's a bit of a no-brainer. But if there is really any earth-shattering scandal, it is estimated that there is no time to even think about whether there is a product or not, and the lesser of two evils is weighed quite clearly in the uncle's heart. Seeing that the tower-like figure was about to push the golden mountain and fall down the jade pillar like a fly, the soft Yamato had no choice but to scream, and a few more flexible jumps ran away, and the uncle who succeeded in the conspiracy stiffened his waist and found his balance again.
"Rao, you...... It's cunning. Yamato stroked Sakura's lips and laughed unwillingly.
"Aren't they all forced by you?" Uncle doesn't say this kind of thing casually. At most, he was wandering around in his heart, otherwise he always felt that he would lose in some subtle place, so he added a lot of strength to his hand and pinched the eyes of the two unlucky guys. Then he threw it in front of Yamato.
At this time, the guests have basically run away quietly, after all, how do you look like the rhythm of the gangsters here, and it is either stupid or stupid to continue to stay here to watch the excitement, and even the boss has fled. Just leave a quiet space for the uncle. The two unlucky eggs made the uncle almost lose his breath at that moment, and lay on the ground with his mouth open for a long time before he gradually regained his senses. began to look at the environment they were in, and the delicate faces of the girls made them feel a little more at ease, but when they turned their eyes, they saw the uncle's majestic face and plate, and suddenly began to sift the chaff again.
Yamato squinted at his uncle, and his eyes were clearly saying, "What mad did you do to them, dead pervert?" ”
"May I hack you to death?" The uncle who understood smiled and said.
"Of course...... No way! ”
- Hehe, you two hurry up and get married, don't put flashbangs here and be blind?
For the dog man and woman to ignore the grievances of the onlookers, they show their affection in front of the public (are you sure this is not trying to hack each other to death?). As a glorious and elegant single Wang, we must resolutely resist this kind of thing, and super-typical sinners like this kind of law-breaking sinners should all be dragged out and tied up on the day of the Holy War to parade through the streets, so that they can meet the sanctions of the fire of heavenly punishment!!
The resentment of the single Wang is so terrifying, unconvinced? Come on!
"So, what's going on with these two salted fish? An engagement gift for me? Yamato smiled and transferred...... No, she still didn't change the subject.
"I said......" The uncle held his forehead with some distress, "Are you really good like this?" I've heard that the ship's mother will have very serious feelings for her admiral, and your gradient is Yang Willy, right? Although he is dead, you can live with me all day long? ”
Uncle is not a fool.,It's not a woody male protagonist in the harem-to-palace Galgame.,He won't be vague about things that should have been seen clearly.,Although he doesn't mind developing a relationship in this world.,It's not necessary for a good old man to make himself a monk.,But he minds.、Very mind、Very mind、Very minded、Extremely minded to be a pick-up man.,Especially this plate is still an old plate left over from more than forty years ago.,This can't bear it anymore, okay?
It's true that he has a good impression of Yamato.,It's better to say that Yamato is exactly the type he likes.,Not to mention that you can't stop poking cute.,At least it's not disgust.,After removing that bit of terrible tsundere plot.,It's not unacceptable.。 However, the problem is that Yamato has a master, although this master has been dead for some years, it does not prevent the uncle from having a grudge, and the robbery of Yulia is a special case in the special case, and the robbery of his brother's woman can be regarded as a robbery?
Belch...... Well, it's still illegal, but at that time. Uncle asked himself or revenge Kenjiro is mostly in his mind, the idea of snatching Yulia is basically the product of a whim of blood, and when facing a woman, he is actually barely a reasonable gentleman in essence.
"What if you can't get by? What about getting by? Anyway, some people are dead, some people are still alive, and they have to get by if they can't get by. Yamato shook his head and pulled out an extremely rap line, and then straightened his expression, "OK, let's not talk about this anymore." But Rao, you've got to tell me what these two wretches are up to, right? ”
"I'd love to know what they're doing, but most of them don't mean it - they've been following us for a while."
"So it's the two of them?" Yamato was surprised, apparently she had already found out that she was being followed, and she just pretended not to see it, "But Rao, is it really good for you to take them out directly like this?" It's a shame that I still want to put a long line to catch a big fish, so it's all up to you. ”
"Don't make a fuss, okay? Do you still want to compete with the local forces on your own? Regarding Yamato's ignorant style, the uncle frowned very dissatisfied, "Since you don't plan to stay here longer." Please don't make trouble for me, as long as you can scare the snake away! ”
- Listen to this? Domineering side leakage, there is wood? You two better go back and get married!
Although the content of your conversation is very high, what kind of trouble is this full of little couple love? The script of "The Domineering Goddess Relies on Me" is also too emotional...... No, no, no. I mean, it's too vulgar, right? Comrade Pier Press, you are also the biggest negative boss in the world...... At least one of them, how much can you pick up a little bit of discipline? By the way, what do you really like about this muscular gorilla? The two of you stand together, and the style of painting is very distorted, okay?
"Wow, that's enough for the two of you!" Blowing snow finally can't bear it anymore. jumped directly between the two and shouted, "Show affection and give me a little bit of moderation, these two fools have been following us, right?" OK。 Leave it to the old lady, the ten tortures of the gendarmerie, I will let them all experience it. ”
Seeing that she looked like she was gritting her teeth, it was obvious that she couldn't take revenge on the main owner, so she planned to vent all the stimulation she received on the two decrepit boys.
When it comes to torture techniques, there is really no one more professional than her.
"There's no need for that."
"Hey, Rao, aren't you? When did you change jobs to Mr. Yes? You don't need to be polite to this kind of crumbs, don't you make it? ”
"No, I mean there's no need for a big punishment, it's too much trouble, and the information you get may not be reliable."
"Oh, it seems that you have special torture skills, huh? How about showing me? ”
The uncle didn't say much, just raised his fingers, like a dragonfly dotting water, and nodded at each of the eyebrows of the two decrepit boys, and then motioned to blow snow to ask.
"You're kidding, aren't you?" The corners of the eyebrows of the blowing snow twitched wildly.
"Now they can only tell the truth, it's not their will, you can try."
The uncle has full confidence in his Beidou God Fist torture technique, this trick can be said to have been tried and tested in the wasteland at the end of the century, he and Mr. Ju have used it more than once, and it is much more reliable than paralyzing nerves and using hypnotic spitting elixirs. Blowing Snow didn't know any of this, but she had seen the magical power contained in these big hands more than once, so although she thought it was quite bizarre, she still convinced herself that it would be difficult to give it a try.
So she pursed her lips and pondered, "The first question, who sent you here?" ”
This question is not pertinent, the first time to confirm the mastermind behind the scenes, in case it is found that it is a troublesome ghost who can't be provoked or has caused too much loss, then the next torture link can be saved, so as not to completely tear the skin, know less information, naturally do not have to worry about fighting the fox will cause a commotion.
And if the other side is just a little thief who is greedy for profit, then he can only say sorry, you must know that everyone present is a temperamental person.
Blowing snow figured out all the possibilities in her heart in an instant, and made a rough plan for the plot after that, specifically, whether to directly level A in the past or save the country by the curve and secretly copy the tree of the world, anyway, this Nizi has no option of "peace first" in her heart, in her opinion, all the existence that dares to provoke herself is only divided into two kinds, one is easy to overturn, and the other is to go around in a circle to overturn.
However, I never expected that after making so many plans, the answers of the two decrepit boys were still beyond Blowing Snow's expectations.
That's what they said at the time: "@#@#@#¥%*#@¥#@......"
Nima?!
It was as if a thunder was rolling by, and all four of them were stunned, and the style of painting collapsed instantly, maintaining a expressionless face, but their eyes were replaced by black shadows, and it was easy for people to experience the huge sense of "I'll go to you Malegobi" - I never expected that these two decayed people couldn't speak the lingua franca at all.
The series of gibberish just now is probably just saying "I'm sorry, what are you talking about?" Sorry, we didn't understand at all. ”
Please make up for the foreigner to dub in Chinese, thank you for your cooperation.
"I'm sorry, I really don't know what expression to use to face at this time." Yamato "squeak" turned his head like a rusty machine, and laughed more ugly than crying, "Rao, I used to trust you so much, I really can't imagine it...... I can't think of it...... That's how you reciprocated me? ”
Trust you to be big? If you're addicted to acting, don't show off your acting skills at this time, haven't you seen that the expressions of the underage girls have changed?
He actually wants to kick this woman out of the situation, this guy is a little too lively as a villain boss, this mess of moths toss is unbelievable, but you can't beat her, you can't teach her to be a boat, you can only endure her tireless harassment while going crazy.
However, he also admitted that the current situation was the result of his own lack of consideration, who would have thought that the mastermind behind the scenes would send two spies who did not understand the language? Is this a stroke of genius? Even if you put on the top ten tortures of the Chili Water Tiger Chair Gendarmerie together, and beat the two decrepit boys to cry and call their mothers, you can't force them to learn the lingua franca in an instant, right? If people really have such a useful plug-in, why bother to be a spy?
"Yes, I'm busy." Blowing Snow spread her hands, she didn't care about that, "Wait, I remember there's a local here." ”
Kiso: "...... I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist......" (To be continued......