Native countrymen have blunt brains, and in addition to not being smart, their mouths are also naturally stupid.

Li Jie knows this very well in his heart, and if he doesn't say anything else, like the kind of cliché said by the host in "News Series", Li Ji can't organize it. He didn't know how to persuade Bao Yuan, let alone understand what Bao Yuan said, in desperation, Li Jie had no choice but to say: "Haoran, don't make your godfather sad, it's ...... for the New Year."

Xiao Haoran dragged the corner of the round coat and asked innocently: "Godfather, are you at first glance?" Don't you want me anymore? ”

For a long time.

Bao Yuan stopped crying, picked up another glass of wine and stuffed it, Li Jie hurriedly stepped forward to ram the smoke and light the fire, Bao Yuan took a sharp puff, and then said slowly: "Brother Li Jie, Xiao Tai Bao is sad, I am really happy to see Xiao Haoran come to Shanxi...... I've been traveling for half my life, but I haven't found the true meaning of human life...... Alas, as soon as I saw Xiao Haoran, I immediately remembered Xiaoqing's classmates, and there were thirty-eight classmates, Brother Li Jie, alas, I should tell you this at first glance......"

The more Li Jie listened, the more confused he became, and he couldn't tell the difference between one, two, three, or four.

Li Jie could only put on the unique simple temperament of a countryman, took Bao Yuan's hand, and asked with a simple face: "Brother Bao, I, Li Jie, am a rough person, I don't know what Brother Bao is thinking...... Alas, Xiaoqing is a good woman who went to college, and I also know that she studied at the painting school in Xi'an...... Brother Bao, did you just say that thirty-eight classmates are all gone? Brother Bao, if you treat me Li Jie as a brother, you tell me, we are all pure masters, and there is no shame in saying it! ”

Bao Yuan was choked on the wine.

However, Bao Yuan is by no means a person who drinks stupidity and stupidity.

Two men who were originally unrelated got together, why? Because of the same woman, the truth of the matter can never be told.

So, Bao Yuan could only continue to say with a clear conscience: "Alas...... Brother Li Jie, it doesn't matter if I talk to you. Alas, it was a tear when it was mentioned, and it was all hurt when I thought about it...... Brother Li Jie, our son was hospitalized due to illness last year, and I was in a hurry, so I immediately set off to ask my classmates from Xi'an Academy of Fine Arts for help. Xiaoqing is my good classmate, she's gone, can our son be left alone...... Alas, Brother Li Jie, you don't know, this search for me only found out that the classmates of that class were not only missing Xiaoqing, but also thirty-eight ...... No one alive, no corpse dead, Brother Li Jie. I can help Xiao Haoran, and more than 30 other classmates can't help, so I'm in a hurry......"

I don't know if Li Jie really understood, or pretended to understand?

listened to Bao Yuan's words.

Li Jie gave a thumbs up and sighed with emotion: "Brother Bao, when I heard you say this, I Li Jie understands everything, I really understand everything, Brother Bao." You are the ...... among our men" After speaking, Li Jie turned his head and said to the woman, "Lotus." I just hit you, I didn't do it right...... But, you said bad things about Brother Bao first, what kind of person is Brother Bao? Brother Bao is the old Linggong Yang Jiye in "Yang Jiajiang", Hu Baoyi in "Water Margin", Song Gongming in Timely Rain, and the Monkey King in "Journey to the West". Brother Bao is an upright person, exactly the same as the Bodhisattva master in the temple...... Lotus, remember? ”

The lotus said weakly, "I remember!" ”

Li Jie stood up and continued to add: "Lotus, I can't hold a grudge against you if I beat you, what big man doesn't beat a woman." If you can't beat a woman, can you call a man? Why did I hit you? Because you said bad things about Brother Bao behind your back...... Who is Brother Bao? He is the great benefactor of our Li family and my brother Li Jie...... Lotus, if you say bad things about Brother Bao, it is equivalent to saying bad things about you, you say, I hit you just now, did you hit the right or wrong one? Let's make it clear in front of Brother Bao......"

Lotus replied weakly: "Li Jie, it was me who was wrong, Brother Bao, I shouldn't have said that, I don't dare anymore!" ”

Li Jie thought he had done the right thing, and asked with a smile: "Brother Bao, do you say I did the right thing?" ”

Again, that's the same sentence.

Playing lotus, not playing lotus, and not doing anything about birds that wrap up a round or even a ball.

Bao Yuan's purpose is for Xiao Haoran, however, Li Jie's way of doing things, Bao Yuan will never agree, and Bao Yuan is dissatisfied with the reprimand: "Brother Li Jie, what you said is wrong, what?" Can you hit a woman if you are reasonable? This concept is unacceptable, Lotus marries you Li Jie, and she will be the other half of your life in the future, why do you beat her? She did something wrong, let's sit down and enlighten carefully, Brother Li Jie, you can't be like the chengguan, there will be no good fruit to eat, it will only get more and more chaotic......"

Lotus hurriedly said: "Brother Bao is right, Brother Bao, you are a civil and martial arts song, you have better skills than him in speaking and doing things, listen!" ”

Li Jie hurriedly said: "As soon as I saw Brother Bao, I knew that Brother Bao would definitely be a big leader in the future!" ”

Bao Yuan tilted his head and said, "Okay, okay, the family doesn't talk to each other...... Brother Li Jie, you call me Brother Bao Yuan, I promise Bao Yuan, if you say that I Bao Yuan will be the leader's bullshit, Lao Tzu doesn't like to hear it, this is not a ball at all! ”

Li Jie hurriedly said: "Brother Bao, I understand, I understand!" ”

Originally, he was not a person all the way, but when he urinated in a pot, Bao Yuan no longer took the fart stubble, pulled Xiao Haoran and asked with a smile: "Godson, have you kowtowed to your grandparents and paid New Year's greetings during the New Year?" ”

"Yes! Grandparents also give New Year's money......"

Xiao Haoran leaned on the chair and leaned around, the quality of the clothes was not good, and it was quite neat, I don't know if I saw Bao Yuan dressed up deliberately, or what, Bao Yuan looked at it quite well.

"Son, come, kowtow to the godfather a few more times, and the godfather will give you New Year's money!" The more Bao Yuan looked at it, the more distressed he became.

"Kowtow to godfather!" Li Jie said busily.

Bao Yuan took out a thick amount of cash and said with a smile: "Godson, come, kowtow, every time you kowtow, your godfather will give you a wad of ......"

Xiao Haoran takes kowtow as a joke, the godfather in his mouth is the innocence of a child, and this age is not the time to understand things.

Li Jie looked at the money and panicked, and said busily: "Brother Bao...... Don't don't...... Put the money away...... My own brother...... There is no way to give New Year's money since ancient times, I and Xiao Haoran have already accepted a lot of love for Brother Bao, I Li Jie knows that I am a lump of soil, I opened my mouth to Brother Bao last year, I don't know when the borrowed money can be repaid, so I can't say how to repay the money...... But I know that since ancient times, it has been emergency relief not poverty relief, if I say that I will return the money to Brother Bao in three or five months, I will fart when I listen to it, but, Brother Bao, you can't send money like this anymore, if I Li Jie takes it again, then I am not a person! ”

As he spoke, more than a dozen of Xiao Haoran's tender heads had already knocked on the ground.

How could Bao Yuan let the child knock his head down, pulled it up, smiled and smoked a few red boards and quacked and said, "Son, give, is it okay to buy candy with this money?" ”

Li Jie was about to reach out to stop him.

Bao Yuan's "unreasonable" one blocked it.

There was 100,000 cash on the table, but Bao Yuan still didn't feel enough, so he simply took out all the money and pushed it to the lotus, Bao Yuan stared at the lotus and said: "Lotus, you will be Xiao Haoran's mother in the future, what kind of stepmother is not a stepmother, this Lao Tzu doesn't listen...... From now on, I only know that you will be Xiao Haoran's mother in the future, and I am Xiao Haoran's godfather...... I heard that the country has liberalized the two-child policy, lotus, you will give birth to a child in the future, if you feel that Bao Yuan's godfather is still successful, you can also let the child recognize me as a godfather, I will never say anything, the child called Bao Xiaotai's father will not lose...... But there is one thing, if one day I go to Huangliang Dream and see Xiao Haoran like a motherless child, lotus, you remember, I am not finished with you, this Lao Tzu only confessed once......"

Where did Lotus dare to take this money, and kept saying in her mouth: "Brother Bao, what you said is reasonable, I understand, I wrote it down, Xiao Haoran is the meat that fell from my body." ”

Li Jie hurriedly said: "Brother Bao, the lotus is so good, Brother Bao doesn't explain, she has to do it, but we can't ask for this money anymore." ”

Bao Yuan's eyes immediately widened: "Take it!" Lao Tzu let me take it, why don't you take it? Do you want to take Lao Tzu and immediately scold your mother and scold your ancestors...... Brother Li Jie, I don't have to worry about the money given to the lotus, why did I give it to her, this is the New Year's money I gave to my godson, Haoran is still young, and I don't know what money is, but I'm afraid that I will give you the money Li Jie, you kid will be restless, women are born to manage money, and it is appropriate to hand it over to the lotus...... He, Brother Li Jie, don't talk to Mrs. Bao about fake polite fart words, you have to say one more word, Lao Tzu immediately scolded his mother, made Lao Tzu anxious, Lao Tzu dared to whip you......"

Lotus didn't dare to speak, she looked at Li Jie and thought, "Who is this Brother Bao?" So rich at first glance? Can you scold more than a rural person? ”

Li Jie was happy in his heart, but he didn't dare to rumor.

Li Jie could only play a round game: "If you don't take it, when the days are too relaxed in the future, give Brother Bao interest!" ”

As soon as he fell, Bao Yuan stared again: "Fart...... What kind of mess is this...... Brother Li Jie, Lao Tzu asks you, is Haoran my godson recognized by Bao Yuan? If you dare to say no, Lao Tzu immediately took the money and left...... Hey, by the way, giving his godson New Year's money for the New Year is a matter of course, what is too lenient interest in the future, is Lao Tzu a person who feels sorry for money? Lao Tzu hopes that Xiao Haoran will grow up quickly, and Lao Tzu will not listen to any other fart words......"

Li Jie seemed to have comprehended the spirit, and was busy pandering: "Brother Bao, I won't say any fake and polite, brother, I have to drink with you under the table today!" ”

It's broken.

At the checkout, it was broken, and all the money on Bao Yuan's body was given to Xiao Haoran, and this hotel could not be swiped.

Bao Yuan had no choice but to turn on the phone and call to order Fatty Mao, Song Peng, and Ping Sigui to come to the rescue, and he continued to pour wine into his stomach with Li Jie. (To be continued.) )