I looked up again, and a six-foot-tall black figure stood in front of me with a vajra in his hand.

At this time, the crazy rising yellow sand is already at the end of the crossbow, but Yu Wei is still there. The wind and sand were everywhere, and I couldn't see the faces of the people who came, so I had to ask in a loud voice: "Is the friend on the other side friend friend or foe?" ”

The black shadow stepped over in a few steps, reached out and grabbed me by the collar, and dragged me out of the sand with all his might.

I rolled my eyes at the tightening collar: "Hero, cough, cough, let go, hey." ”

The black shadow hugged me in his arms: "Fuck your uncle, Kaizi, tell me the fuck, are you really alive?" ”

I was stunned when I heard this, the whole person was stupid at that time, this voice, this figure, who else could there be, it was the dead fat man Wang Yifei who made me look for it at the cost of my life!

"Senior brother...... "I grinned, I just wanted to cry, Leng Ding paused suddenly, damn, I have learned a lesson from the last time, will this time it be Mo Feiming's grandson who has sores on his head, pus on the soles of his feet, and is so bad that he has done something.

I pushed the shadow away: "Who the hell are you?" ”

"Are you scared and confused, or are you letting the door bow pump your head? I'm your big brother, you can fucking see it clearly. "A dark shadow approached me, and a big, swollen face appeared in front of me that I had dreamed of it and would wake up with pleasure.

I couldn't hold back the trembling and excitement all over my body, but I still followed: "Senior, senior brother, how is Lina now?" ”

"You're really sick, aren't you, Kaizi, don't you scare your brother, brother, didn't Lina let Uncle Li take it away?" The fat man hugged me with trembling hands, his eyes reddened, and his fear was palpable.

"Senior brother, I've found you." I grinned with a big mouth, hugged the dead fat man, and cried bitterly.

After crying for a while, the fat man and I sat on the sand that had calmed down, and then I remembered to ask him, "How did you get here after you fell into the trap?" ”

The fat man didn't answer me, a pair of small eyes that basically couldn't see the open and closed eyes searched up and down my body, and I could see my hair straight, and I thought to myself, did I fall for the trick again?

"Your uncle, hurry up and give me a whole cigarette, suffocate me, and there is a lighter left." The fat man started rummaging through my pockets.

"Your sister, scared me to death, I thought you were going to transform. Oh fuck, you left me one, brother, brother, slow down, that thing can't smoke three at a time, it's poisonous. I glanced at the fat man, and just wanted to stab him to be happy, but as soon as I turned over, I hurriedly grabbed a cigarette from him.

This dead fat man seems to be really addicted to smoking, and he actually lit three cigarettes at a time and put them in his mouth, can't you change a better way if you want to commit suicide?

"Okay, what are you doing, why are you so embarrassed?" I looked at a fat man with a down-and-out appearance. I couldn't help but laugh at each other.

The fat man spat out a big puff of cigarette at me disdainfully: ", it looks like you're much better than me, eh, don't talk nonsense, there's no food, I'm starving." ”

When the fat man said this, I also felt unbearable hunger, but compared to being hungry, I was more interested in how the fat man would come out of the sky and save my life.

"Alas, it's hard to put into words." The fat man was very disappointed when he saw that I didn't have anything to eat, but he turned his head to look at the bones and scumbags that were still wriggling on the ground, and stretched out his hand to pull me, "Come on, let's talk while walking, this realm is too evil." ”

As he spoke, the fat man pulled me up and walked in the direction of the ** gate.

"It's the other way around,, it's supposed to be that side." I grabbed the fat man who was striding towards the door of the **.

This guy doesn't know what he's crazy about, his strength is amazing, he's still noisy and hungry, if he's really full, he'll take turns (Northeast dialect: dialing) my small body, it's not like flying a kite, and I'll be straight up.

"What's the opposite, what are you turning around, I just came from that side, and this door is the exit." The fat man looked at me with a puzzled look as he grabbed him and didn't let go, and it seemed that he must have thought that I was overfrightened and my brain was short-circuited.

"Huh?" I looked at the fat man in amazement, and sat down on the ground, "It's over, Brother Fei, I just came in through that door, and I thought the other side was the exit." ”

"Fuck the grass, what do you mean?" As soon as I finished speaking, the fat man was also a little deflated, and it seemed that he also thought that the ** door was the exit.

At this time, I noticed the vajra that the fat man was carrying in his hand that looked like a giant weighing rod, and it seemed a little familiar, so I said, "Eh, brother, where did this thing come from, it's enough to pull the wind." ”

"You say it." The fat man stretched out his hand and gestured at the vajra in his hand, and then foamed at me with an excited face, "Your senior brother, I took it from a temple, hey, fuck, you haven't seen the Buddha statue in the temple, the old man opened his eyes, haha, Lao Tzu only knew, it turned out that this lama was too awesome, not only did he not avoid meat, but also let him pick up girls." I'll tell you......"

"Is that Buddha statue a man and a woman participating in Joy Meditation?" I looked straight at the fat man's two thick lips like hot dogs in a cold sweat.

"How do you know?" The fat man was just about to shake off his burden, but he was immediately speechless and looked at me in disbelief.

I smiled bitterly and touched my face: "Your brother and I came in from there." ”

Now the fat man was also a little confused, and he used his hands to pull his hair that looked like a demolition site: "Oh, my brain is a little messy, come, Kaizi, let's hurry up." ”

I briefly recounted what happened to me after falling into the trap. As soon as he heard that Mo Feiming had appeared again, the fat man couldn't help frowning, and he wanted to stop talking.

When I finished speaking, I saw that the fat man looked thoughtful, so I kicked him: "Don't pretend, look far-sighted, tell me what happened to you." , after falling into the cave, you and Lin Fei'er were not by my side, but it scared me out, and I thought you were wrong. ”

After saying this, I regretted it, because, at this time, I and the fat man have already met, but Lin Fei'er is still missing, I say this, it is tantamount to sprinkling salt on the fat man's wound, why do you say that I owe so much?

Sure enough, as soon as Lin Fei'er was mentioned, the fat man's mood plummeted in an instant, and the whole person began to get anxious: "Kaizi, no, we have to hurry up and get out, you think, we have a spell in our bodies, we can protect ourselves, but she ...... old fire."

I looked at the heartbroken fat man, and I felt uncomfortable, and all kinds of good memories about Lin Fei'er that were cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and sometimes showed a playful side, also kept emerging in front of me, so that I was surprised why I was so worried about a girl who had not been together for a few days?

Probably because she's the fat man's dream lover, that's why I love the house and the black, right?

At present, if we allow such pessimistic emotions to disturb our minds, then we will inevitably lose the ability to think rationally and make careful judgments due to excessive emotions, and this will be enough to kill us.

Thinking of this, I hugged the fat man's shoulders and shook them vigorously: "Senior brother, cheer up, you have to cheer up, otherwise, you will be in a mess, how can you save Lin Fei'er?" ”

Seeing that I persuaded him with emotion and impassionedness, the fat man "poofed" and was suddenly happy: "Fuck, your lines are too fresh and refined, can you learn from Korean dramas?" Save it, I'm really worried about Lao Huo, but it's not to the point where I don't care about anything. ”

The fat man rubbed his face with the bear paws: "I just can't figure it out, we fell from the tent at the same time, but we didn't fall together, and then we went around in a big circle and ran into each other again, what the hell is going on?" ”

I looked at the fat man, and after confirming that this guy's sanity was really not the return to the light before the onset of the schizophrenia patient, I finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Senior brother, you should tell me what happened after you fell, and then let's analyze what happened, okay?" ”

"Well, that's all there is to it." The fat man rubbed his belly, sat down on the sand, and described to me a series of strange things that had happened to him after he had fallen into the trap.

According to the fat man, after he fell, he also fell into a black cave, and when he woke up, he found that there was no one around.

Fortunately, he still had a lighter in his pocket, and the fat man took advantage of the lighter to walk out of the cave all the way, through the two stone rooms, and finally came to the Buddha hall where the Buddha statues of men and women were enshrined.

Hearing this, my intuition told me that the fat man and I probably came to the Buddha hall along the same route, but why didn't the two of us ever meet?

"What about when you get to the Buddha Hall?" When I saw that the fat man suddenly stopped talking about this, I couldn't help but be a little anxious, so I urged him to continue.

"Hey, hey." The fat man smiled a little wryly, oh my shit, this makes me cold, what do you think, how would you feel when an eight-foot-tall blind bear is shy with you?

Seriously, if there was a grenade around, I wouldn't hesitate to throw it at that moment??" After a bang, out of sight and out of mind.

Fortunately, the fat man understood me very well and knew that I was particularly annoyed by this, so he quickly returned to normal, and then said: "At that time, when I saw the shape of the Buddha statue, I didn't know what to do, and a stream of heat rose along the dantian, circulating around the second pulse of Rendu for a small week, which made my blood gush out......"

The fat man was talking happily in the spitting stars, I grabbed his dirty coat with my left hand, and picked up the vajra with my right hand: "You're addicted to it, right, if you're in heat, you're in estrus, where is there so much nonsense, hurry up and talk about the point." ”

"Ah, I'll start making a fuss when it's over, that guy, it's uncomfortable to scratch your heart and liver, and it's all over." The fat man deliberately got angry with me, and he talked to me vigorously.

I was really speechless: "You are poor, I can sue you, Mo Fei's grandson looks like a master who eats sea cucumbers every day to replenish yang, if you grind again, if Lin Fei'er really falls into his hands......"

When the fat man heard this, he almost didn't jump up and stomped on my head with his heel, and I hugged him: "Brother, stop your anger, if I don't do this, I really can't stop your words." ”