The favorite female ghost left angrily, her heart became empty, the mountains and forests became empty, and the heavens and the earth became empty.

Never emotional, never loved, then, no matter what you lose, your heart will not become so empty, and the world you can feel will not become so empty.

However, in his previous life, he was never emotional, he never loved, but he became a ghost of the underworld, but the poor ghost Mao Changsheng was very emotional, and he fell in love with the scissors ghost Mei Yixiang inexplicably.

Mei Yixiang has always been so docile and obedient, however, it is all on the surface, and deep down, it is a volcano of love and hate, love and hate erupt, always vigorous.

Mei Yixiang is gone, the feeling of joy and happiness is also gone, Mao Changsheng feels that he has become a lonely ghost again, the big temple does not accept it, the small temple does not want it, it can only drift, drift, float......

"I didn't do anything to be sorry for you, I just wanted to start and finish, really respect you, love you, love you in my way, why leave me...... Why say goodbye?"

The poor ghost wept bitterly, and made a miserable fuss, and I don't know how long it took to come to his senses, and he slapped himself six times in a row, and then stood up with red and swollen cheeks and blood-red eyes.

If something big happens, he will only cry bitterly, what kind of male ghost is such a male ghost, he can only be regarded as a wreck, and he can only be regarded as a pus.

Thinking back to the situation in his previous life, the poor ghost secretly thought sadly: "What kind of fucking big man am I? What kind of affair does Lao Tzu have? Lao Tzu was born to be a small character with ghostly eyebrows and eyes.

"Such a small character, what kind of fucking stinky principle? As long as there are beautiful women in their arms, they all laugh and accept it? Alas, the mind of female ghosts is really incredible, the more you respect them, the farther away they are from you!

"You have to fucking have a long memory, and whoever you like in the future, you can just turn them over - that kind of monster, not for respect, but for love - press it, in their minds, it is the best love. ”

The poor ghost thought angrily, raised his fists, and yelled at the lonely mountain forest: "No one wants to escape, Lao Tzu wants to overturn you all!"

"To be specific, who are you going to flip?" a voice interjected.

"It's you!" Mao Changsheng blurted out with grief and anger.

"What's the use of knocking me over?" was a gruff sound, like the sound of breaking copper.

"Lao Tzu has its own wonderful use. The poor man looked up and couldn't help laughing.

It was not a female ghost who interjected, but a male ghost, and a white crow was pecking at his brain and eyes unhurriedly.

The former director of education, and now the crow peck ghost Hai Weiyang.

Such an official ruffian, no matter what he does or says, will not blush and heartbeat, and now is naturally no exception.

"What's the use?" the crow still asked, shameless.

"Are you here?" Mao Changsheng became a little apprehensive, although the loss of love was painful, but compared to being devoured by a ghost eater, it was nothing, "What are you doing here?" Lao Tzu is out of love, and he is so painful that he doesn't want to live, so he doesn't want to provoke Lao Tzu! Bullies are also afraid of outlaws, haven't you heard of it?"

"Yes, I'm here. Raven said coldly, "Don't be too nervous. You seem to be in a little pain, and you seem to be a little scared. You helped me, I said I would like to be your servant, and I would not go back on my word. As for being afraid of me, that's completely unnecessary. Tell me who made you miserable, and I immediately went and ate him/her. ”

Although the words are very pleasant, some people or some ghosts, even if they don't say anything, you will believe it, and some people have ghosts, no matter how many nice things they say, you can't trust them.

Raven, of course, the latter.

The official ruffians who have crawled around in Vanity Fair have always been the latter - wherever they go, they will carry an aura of hypocrisy.

"You're a big man, I don't dare drive you. The poor ghost shook his head, "You're here to help me?"

"Not exactly. Hai Weiyang sighed and said, "I came here for two things: one is that I am hungry and want to eat a thousand insignificant imps to satisfy my hunger; ”

Damn, perverts when funny.

The poor ghost said in a panic, "I don't have any problem with you eating ghosts, as long as you don't eat my friends." As for healing the ghost crow, I thought it was incredible. Two ghost crows are constantly pecking at your eyes and brain, making you suffer endlessly, and if you lose one, won't you lose half the pain?"

"Your friend, I can skip it. The crow said coldly, "As for healing the crow, you don't understand the secret. If there is one less, it will naturally suffer less than half, but without the permission of the crow pecking judge, who would dare to break one by his own cleverness? Although it is hateful, but it has pecked for so long, after all, it is somewhat satisfied, and it is not so greedy, if there is a new ghost crow, greedy and unscrupulous peck, you can help me think, what kind of scene will it be?"

"I see," said the poor ghost, nodding, "it turns out that the old saying goes: a daughter-in-law is a new good, and a friend is an old good." The ghost crow is your old friend, and he is naturally polite to you. ”

That's pretty much it. Don't be sad, falling out of love is not a failure, setbacks are not failures, you can find another one. Hai Weiyang, who was not smiling, actually smiled three points, "Daughter-in-law, it's just clothes and pants, you can change them at any time." ”

"No," the poor ghost shook his head repeatedly, "a daughter-in-law is not clothes and pants, and the daughter-in-law you really like can't be compared to clothes and pants and other objects, not something that you can change if you want to." ”

"Old stubborn, when I was an official in the world, I changed ten daughters-in-law. "Don't talk about women, don't talk about female ghosts, talk about your friends or enemies, I eat a lot, so as not to eat the wrong food and make you unhappy." ”

"I don't have any enemies for the time being," the poor ghost said with his fingers crossed, "Friends, there are so few: Mei Yixiang the scissors ghost, Ma Mengyao the tongue pulling ghost, Cao Jinzhu the steamer ghost, Meng Haodong the intestine pumping ghost, and Shaji Shirt ...... the hanged ghost."

Why do poor ghosts line up like this? Because Mei Yixiang is his favorite now, Ma Mengyao is the female ghost he once mistakenly thought he loved, Cao Jinzhu is really beautiful, and his fate is even more tragic and pitiful.

"That's all?" asked the crowpecker solemnly.

"Yes, that's all. The poor ghost thought of the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei, although she also felt like a "friend", but when she thought of the fact that she threw herself so that her intestines flew out of her mouth, and thought of her calling him "husband" again and again, Mei Yixiang was so angry that she ran away from the hole, and felt that she had great skills, she was not afraid of heaven and earth, and she didn't need anyone's care, so she didn't say it.

"These friends of yours are good, working together, you will definitely be able to do great things!" Hai Weiyang nodded indifferently, "I remember them all, don't worry, none of them will be forgotten, and none of them will hurt them." Come with me, and when I go to eat those vegetable ghosts, I will go and heal the ghost crows! After a full meal, I can no longer worry about my stomach for a year and a half! You have helped me, and I will definitely help you more in the future. ”

The poor ghost was worried about the scissor ghost, and he didn't want to see the crow peck ghost devouring those nameless imps, so he prevaricated and said: "To cure the ghost crow, I have to take medicine and mix it." There is an elixir in this valley, you go to eat and drink, I'll get the medicine here, if you don't come back after getting the medicine first, I'll put the medicine in the stone hole in this cave, and you come and take it yourself.

"There's no way, if you have a favorite female ghost, you can't be a chic husband anymore, you have to accommodate her a little and wronged yourself. I'm not afraid of you laughing, that wrongdoer just left in anger, I have to go and get her back. ”

Hai Weiyang seemed to smile, hesitated for a moment, and said: "That's good, you are busy with yours first, I'll be busy with mine first, see you later! That damn ghost crow is still in that psychedelic land - worrying about a flat-haired beast, this is a bad thing that I have never dreamed of in my previous life." Alright, goodbye!"

"Goodbye!" the poor ghost waved his hand, and after the crow peck ghost floated away in an instant, he spat out, "I don't want to see you more, I used to be covered with the smell of copper, but now I am covered with the smell of blood, what is it? Super Pervert King!"

With a sigh and a curse, the poor ghost took out a box of opium that he had brought from the Psychedelic Lands, looked around and saw no movement, lifted the lid, added some yellow mud, put it in the high stone hole, opened the chain and peed on it.

"Okay, that's it! I'm not a doctor anyway, and everything that heals is a miracle created by accident, not a miracle created by me. Birth, old age, sickness and death, success or failure, rely on luck!"

The poor ghost muttered to himself, no longer paying attention to the elixir that healed the ghost crow, and thought of the scissor ghost again.

"Xiang'er, this girl is too jealous, will she go to Cao Jinzhu for trouble? The only thing that makes her most uneasy seems to be the steamer ghost - low self-esteem and jealousy will make the ghost lose his mind. I've got to go and see, they don't want to fight each other!"

Thinking about it, the poor ghost jumped up and swirled along the river in front of the cave called Huazi, and rushed to the nitrate cave where the steamer ghost lived in the depths of the valley.