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Sun Shangxiang has a criminal record and a criminal record. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Chaisang, the capital of Eastern Wu, she was the number one female hooligan (self-proclaimed). In history, she was even more unscrupulous when she married into Jingzhou, she didn't even buy Zhao Yun's account, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei regarded it as a mustard - first of all, Zhao Yun ...... Although ten thousand enemies have never been against women, it is said that he is a woman who is good enough to die, and he has not yet married, and he is still a virgin...... This seemed almost impossible to Levi. If you have to say it...... Emotionally, someone has a very serious cleanliness habit, after all, Brother Yun can basically be said to be a perfect person in history - since he is a perfect person, there must be pain that others don't know.

By the way, Zhao Yun also has a saying called "How can a big husband have no wife" - by the way, this sentence is purely a fallacy and belongs to one of the few stains in Zhao Yun's life.

As for Guan Yu and Zhang Fei...... Everyone knows the temper of Second Brother Guan, except for Liu Bei, basically no one has entered his Danfeng eyes, Zhang Fei seems to be able to barely become a younger brother, and the rest, it seems that no one in this world can do anything to him. As for Zhang Fei...... It is also a famous sadist in history. The main weapon is the Zhangba snake spear, and the secondary weapon must be the leather whip.

These three Sun Shangxiang have not been taken seriously, it can be seen that Sun Shangxiang is a model in the eyes of no one, let alone Zhou Yu, even if Sun Quan comes, it is useless. Many of the generals in Jiangdong were scolded by her...... Of course, you can understand this as pungent, you can also understand it as a savage girlfriend, and even more so as to disdain power - but none of this can diminish his excellent personality charm as a personal leader.

The so-called Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies. There are few people who have done it in history - but as a **, people have really done it to marry a chicken and a dog to a dog. Although he once wanted to take the little idiot Adou to the Chaisang Children's Juvenile and Children's Psychiatric Hospital for treatment, this can be regarded as a good intention. Liu Bei hung up, and people followed him to the river, which can be regarded as worthy of Liu Bei - by the way, it's a pity, it's a pity. It was the age of the royal sister back then......

"Aha, it's you-Bullnose, big bastard, what are you doing here to find Lu Dutou?"

Since Sun Shangxiang is known as the hunched waist, there must be its differences - the result of ordinary exercise and innate physical fitness have created its bow-shaped waist, which first shows that its back is straight and beautiful (although the chest is not well developed), and the lower buttocks are upturned, like a curved bow.

It is understandable why Liu Bei can't do without her.

But......

"Strategist, can you beat her?" Li Wei leaned in Zhuge and asked quietly: "Forget it about me as a bastard, Zijing is the ferryman, and you are a bullnose...... Cough. In short, shouldn't you teach each other a lesson? ”

Here is an explanation that the bull's nose is the name of the Taoist priest, and it is a profound old Tao. As for the ferry...... Southern dialect, a bit silly 13 good old man meaning.

"Only villains and women are difficult to raise, middle-aged people, don't be like women." Zhuge shook the feather fan and smiled calmly.

“…… Strategist, there is something wrong with your understanding of that sentence. Li Wei was stunned for a moment and said: "The meaning of Confucius's words is related to the context, and it is clearly ......"

"Okay, you just have to look at it with my understanding." Zhuge waved his hand, ignored Li Wei and walked straight to Sun Shangxiang's side: "Miss Sun-I am looking for Zijing to discuss important matters, and I hope to give in......"

"Hmph~ There must be something unsavvy to do? Quite a few words let me guess ......" lightly tapped his cheek and made a thoughtful gesture. Immediately afterwards, the eyes of the bowed waist Ji narrowed, and the cute face smiled evilly: "Forget it, you don't have to think about it, since you are looking for that good old man, you must ...... Are you doing it against Little Joe? Quite a few words are? Quite a few words are? Not a lot of words"....

"Huh?" Almost subconsciously, Xiao Qiao, who was playing with his sister and a group of female soldiers on the side, turned his head and glanced at Sun Shangxiang with his unequaled skills, but immediately, he turned his head again.

With a brain volume that's so big, what can you do? It is said that Zhou Yu inscribed a poem on the wall of his house, and found that the other half of the wall was Xiao Qiao's graffiti - Sun Ce was even more miserable, after being dead for so many years, Da Qiao had already begun to play with his sister at night - it just so happened that Zhou Yu was often not at home......

"Hahaha...... Miss Sun couldn't help but take too much weight and think too superficially about Gong Jin and Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang looked up to the sky and laughed three times, as if he was playing with the little girl. However, Li Wei knew that at this moment, both he and Zhuge Liang were chuckling in their hearts.

"Sun Liu Alliance, break the Cao thief together, this heavenly principle is also ......" Then, Zhuge said impassionedly for about three minutes.

"Ahh With a snort, Sun Shangxiang turned his face and said, "If you have time, why don't you think about how to defeat Cao Cao, that big villain, what's the use of saying this here?" ”

"......" Zhuge rolled his eyes, and finally put it on Li Wei.

Levi knew that something bad was going to happen—or else, he would have gone first.

"Zhongren, let's go." Zhuge shook his head and sighed: "I still don't believe what you said yesterday, this Miss Sun is really sharp and unsympathetic." The southern women you are talking about are like ......"

Zhuge said as he spoke, and Li Wei shook his head - how could there be such a person in this world? helped him through the difficulties himself, but he was resolute and did not hesitate.

Sold himself.

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About half an hour later, Jiangbin.

Starstar is fully recovered, but she is surprised to find that Levi is fiddling with a small boat, not knowing what he is going to do.

"Lord?"

Almost as soon as Xingcai heard that Levi had a hobby of learning to sail.

Obviously, Levi in the small boat was also stunned, but then he increased his rowing speed - unfortunately, the boat just spun in place.

Xingcai nodded and said that she was not mistaken, such a clumsy man who still wanted to continue to fulfill his wishes - to put it bluntly, he would not be the second person except for his boss.

"Lord, what are you going to do?" Xingcai, who grew up in Jingzhou since he was a child, of course knows how to drive a boat, and he also found a small boat by the river and came to Levi's side, Xingcai asked strangely: "What are you...... Where are you going? ”

"Cao Ying." Li Wei shook his head, pointed to the other side of the river, and replied with an unkind face.

"Cao Ying?" Xingcai was taken aback, and looked at Levi's face and knew that the other party definitely had some bad ideas: "Lord, what are you doing in Cao Ying?" That one...... Who let you go? Why didn't you call me? ”

"It has nothing to do with you, letting you be here is also letting you watch a different battle of Chibi." Levi said hatefully.

“…… Lord, tell me the truth, what's wrong? Jumping from his own boat to Levi's boat, Xingcai grabbed Levi's hand at the helm and said, "Also, if this small boat can cross the river, then Cao Mengde doesn't have to bother to conquer the south - let's go back and talk about something, it's good if this ship can find a residue in the middle of the river." ”

As if coaxing a child, Xingcai dragged the awkward Levi back to the Soochow camp.

"Zhuge that guy really doesn't say that I am kind enough to help him, but he uses me as a shield - really, no one can say it this time, so I have to tell Cao Cao that here Hum Ha Er will use fire to attack, chain warships, serial schemes, and deceive the book ......"...

Back on the riverbank, Levi still didn't give up.

"And Sun Shangxiang's girl--if it weren't for your face, I would have turned her into xxx a long time ago, really, be conscious, wait and see, as soon as this trip to Chibi is over, I will summon her anyway" Li Wei snorted coldly.

"That...... Lord, Emperor Sun...... Miss Sun, what happened to you? Xingcai laughed with her, Li Wei took care of her in the early days, and now she is also a crane to repay her kindness?

"It's nothing, I ran a marathon of about five kilometers with her." Levi pursed his lips and said, "I won." ”

“？”

Xingcai was still confused, but someone on the side had already been eyeing him.

"Oh, I really don't know what 'marathon' is - if you go to Cao Ying, won't I never know?"

The gentle royal sister's voice really scared Li Wei and Xingcai.

"Kong Ming, what's wrong with you? It seems that he has done something wrong - then, I am here to apologize to you on his behalf. ”

It was Huang Yueying who walked over with a smile on her face. I saw that she personally picked up the wine glass in Levi's tent and poured a glass of wine, and said to Levi: "However, in the face of righteousness, you can't lose a big thing because of a small - in this way, I am here to accompany you." ”

Speaking to herself, Huang Yueying poured a glass of wine and said, "I'll do it here first to pay respect......

"Wait......"

"Hmm...... Poof"

Sure enough, how did Huang Yueying drink it just now, and how did she spit it all out. Because I drank it in one go, I ...... There is no way, the degree of the second pot head is not comparable to ordinary drinks in the Three Kingdoms era.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" threw away the wine glass, and Huang Yueying squatted on the ground and coughed violently. It seems to be choked, and it is spicy.

Of course, Levi and Xingcai subconsciously ran to pat their backs and inquire about the situation.

"Aha, I see, I see—"

However, this scene just happened to let Sun Shangxiang bump into it again-

Li Weixin said yes, it seems that if he doesn't summon Sun Shangxiang in advance, he will be sorry for himself

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One more ......

Okay, let's not talk about the superfluous......

At half past nine, I went to bed...... I hope to be comfortable.

That's right, I'm asking for comfort

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