Chapter 300: Tricky Yin Yang Corpse
As soon as I saw those yin and yang corpses surrounding me again, the fat man and I glanced at each other and sighed: "Senior brother (junior brother), let's get started." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
After saying that, the fat man and I each picked up the immortal bones and weeping sticks, and began to smash them at those yin and yang corpses mercilessly.
The old rules, the fat man who got Xu Yujing's spirit still rushed to the front, only to see the fat man staring at his eyes, rising up to his might, first crying mourning stick to turn a fat head and big ears, rushing in front of the yin and yang corpse to the ground, this unlucky zombie fat man fell to the ground, was swarmed behind, just like the Chinese aunt who grabbed the gold to trample into a stump, broken that is called a "fragment": the ground is full of scattered miscellaneous pieces.
At this time, the fat man was like smashing a gopher, knocking on the yin and yang corpses who were squeezing forward to tear the flesh on his body one by one.
During this time, I also mobilized the greatest energy of the immortal bones, and the entire right arm was completely shrouded in black mist, and I was almost out of sight, so I immediately joined the battle group and used my right arm to cut the throats of those yin and yang corpses.
However, despite the fact that under the spell of the demon, those yin and yang corpses went crazy and rushed upwards in turn, when I appeared in front of them waving my right arm that was emitting black smoke, out of instinct, those yin and yang corpses rushing in front of them still subconsciously stopped, and caused a small commotion, as if to conduct a risk assessment of the power of my immortal bones.
However, although these yin and yang corpses in front of them temporarily stopped their steps out of fear of not turning into bones, the yin and yang corpses in the back couldn't see what was going on in front of them, and they were still crowding forward, so the "tragedy" of the stampede happened instantly: I saw that the yin and yang corpses in the front row fell to the ground one after another like dominoes under the impact of the huge thrust behind, and the yin and yang corpses in the back just rushed to the front, and before I could wait for me and the fat man to stretch out their ghost claws, they were tripped by the yin and yang corpses under their feet, and then, It's the third wave again......
At this time, the fat man and I were idle, just like passer-by A and passer-by, holding our arms to watch the excitement, and from time to time we had to move our feet to the back, so as to make room for the two yin and yang corpses who were constantly following each other to fight on the street.
"Fuck, senior brother, you are lucky to go, this is also in the underworld, human life is not valuable, if this is in the yang world, this temporary stampede caused by our brothers and sisters, we will be sentenced to more than ten years is light, hehe" I looked at the yin and yang corpses who rolled into a ball on the ground, and I was in a good mood, and I couldn't help but joke with the fat man.
"Well, yes, eh, I said, you used to be a fucking football coach, you trained well, this guy, like a fucking king stealing watermelon, rolling, climbing, it's so hilarious, hehe." The dead fat man got cheap and behaved, and actually raised his face to look at the evil ghost who was standing on the coffin lid, his face was purple with anger, and sneered at each other.
"Ho-ho-ho......" The evil ghost looked at me and the fat man, let out a burst of laughter like a toad in heat, and said, "It's just a little accident, you two really think I'm poor in donkey skills, then you guys are too underestimated." ”
After the Naxi demon finished speaking, he waved the big sword on his body hard, and a yellow whirlwind wrapped in sand and dust rose on the ground, blowing so that we couldn't open our eyes, and at the same time, those yin and yang corpses that were stirring up on the ground followed the wind and climbed up one after another.
However, this time, they learned to be treacherous, and instead of rushing towards us in a swarm, they divided into three columns, and surrounded me, the fat man, and Shen Han respectively.
Fuck, these brainless yin and yang corpses really have a heart, and they actually know how to break each one.
I'm not worried about the fat man, don't look at the fat guy who screams in his mouth, but he can completely cope with the sexual harassment of the yin and yang corpses, otherwise, where would he still have the leisure to scold the street there, at best, that is, to take care of one or the other, left and right, and be eaten tofu by those yin and yang corpses, as long as I go out and don't say it, no one will know that the dignified rookie Wang Yifei has been molested by the yin and yang corpses.
However, I'm really worried about Shen Han, because, don't look at this little girl, she can judo and shoot, but against these yin and yang corpses, her real kung fu is a cannon to fight mosquitoes, and it is useless at all, so I kicked the lower abdomen of a yin and yang corpse closest to me, wearing a paper-like black tunic and still bent on the waist, and then took advantage of his waist to step on his back and jump out of the circle with his strength.
But, TNND, I had forgotten that I was now a suspected ghost body with three flavors of true fire, and that I could fly in itself, and this time I was so energetic that I not only jumped out of the encirclement, but also flew flat to a height of more than five meters, and then I rolled and squeaked and fell down.
Just when I fell, I inadvertently saw that the evil ghost who had been standing on the coffin lid and the archway-like support was forming a sword trick with both hands, pointing left and right, and then it suddenly dawned on me, and it was this calf that controlled the yin and yang corpses on the ground, no wonder those guys would suddenly open their minds and arrange troops, it turned out that it was this king and eight calves who made it bad.
I was thinking, as soon as I was distracted, I didn't want to start the landing, so I heard a "quack", and I slapped face down on the ground, and I fell so that my eyes were full of gold stars, and my throat was nauseous.
However, I didn't care to slow down, I got up and rushed towards Shen Han, who was already screaming, and at the same time, a bold battle plan also took shape in my mind.
rushed to Shen Han's encirclement, only to see those yin and yang corpses like a group of vampires, dancing ghost claws to scratch and pull Shen Han's clothes and hair, Shen Han completely lost his discipline, and hurriedly kicked and pushed, but to no avail, the situation was very critical.
Seeing this, I slammed into the yin and yang corpses that were crowded together, and at the same time showed the fingernails of my right hand like a knife, and began to grab the yin and yang corpses who turned around and were about to rush at me.
At this moment, you can see the difference between this weapon, as long as my scalpel-like fingernails touch the bodies of those yin and yang corpses, they can basically bring down a little bit of their bodies, what rotten pieces of meat, stinking fingers, etc., and the combat effectiveness of those yin and yang corpses seems to have weakened significantly, and they even took the initiative to give up the gap, as if they were extremely afraid of my boneless right arm.
However, although the feeling was disgusting, Shen Han's pressure was relieved.
Just when I was fighting hard with those yin and yang corpses, the situation on the fat man's side suddenly took a sharp turn, because under the manipulation of the Naxi evil ghosts, the yin and yang corpses who beat me just now turned to attack the fat man, and the fat man was indeed a little difficult in the face of the nearly double number of yin and yang corpses that suddenly appeared, so that he couldn't even care about scolding the street, just banging on the endless ghost claws with his head in his head.
"Quick, run to the pile of coffins." I pulled Shen Han out along the gap and told her to run to the hillside with the coffin in front of her, and then turned around and ran to the fat man.
Because of the experience of flying to save Shen Han last time, this time I guessed the back of a yin and yang corpse who was pouting his ass and wanted to find a gap to get into, and as soon as he dodged, he fell into the center circle, and saw that the dead fat man's Giordano had been torn like a mop head, and two points on his chest had been exposed at three o'clock, and the worst thing was that even the waistband of his pants was torn off, and his pants fell off, revealing the big flower shorts that were definitely Hawaiian-style stall versions inside, looking at it called a bewitching.
"Senior brother, what's the matter, I've run into a hooligan." Although the situation was very urgent at the time, and it could even be said that it was not allowed to happen, I still couldn't help but tease the fat man, because his style was really thunderous, unprecedented.
"Fuck off, I made this bit when I ran into your shit of a heavy sex friend, fuck." The fat man yanked at me, avoiding the claws of a yin-yang corpse, and yelled at the same time.
"Hey, I'm not here quickly, don't pick on me, I think there's a way to do it." I kicked the yin and yang corpse and shouted loudly.
"What's the solution, hurry up JB said, I can't stand it, and if I hit it again, I'll have to be picked up by their bare ass, fuck." The fat man smashed the head of a yin and yang corpse with a crying mourning stick, and scolded hatefully.
"Let's go out and talk." I grabbed the fat man's pants and jumped over, barely feeling the weight of the fat man, and flew up and landed on the heads of the yin and yang corpses.
"Oh fuck, it's all bagged, why did you forget that we could fly, no, that's how you can fight the devil." The fat man first patted his head in extreme annoyance, then looked at me with a dejected face, and said in disappointment.
"Go, you're insulting my IQ, don't you have such confidence in me, your uncle, okay, stop talking, let's run away first." I glanced at the fat man, dissatisfiedly pulled him to step on the heads of the screaming yin and yang corpses, and ran away, and after jumping to the ground, I ran straight towards the coffin area.
"Run, fly." The fat man was also addicted to flying, and when he saw me stuffy and knew how to run, he pouted his lips with disdain and rose up, but unfortunately, he didn't fly far, and fell down because he didn't grasp the balance in the air, and fell into a mouthful of loess.
"Okay, don't delay your work, that thing is okay, you really think you're a ghost, my uncle." I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so I picked up the fat man with a fat head and a swollen face, a bared mouth and fangs, and ran towards the coffin without touching the ground.
"What the do you want to gaha, I said, you didn't drag me and Shen Han to commit suicide in a group." The fat man broke free of my arm and looked at me suspiciously and helplessly, he was really confused by me.
"Damn, this evil ghost is too difficult, only by killing it, these yin and yang corpses will stop." I looked at the evil ghost that was so high up that we couldn't reach it even if we flew and said stupidly.
"yes, I just want to ask you why you didn't fix it, and I said quickly, look at your grinding strength, I have made you angry with my period." When the fat man saw me talking about him left and right, he just didn't nag properly, and he was about to cry.
"Come here, I'm telling you, I'm going to cut it off." I leaned into the fat man's ear and whispered.
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