"My name is Levi. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Li Wei patted his chest, thought about it carefully, and the Chinese of the Shang Dynasty didn't seem to have a word yet, so he said: "You just call me Li Wei, my word is a Chinese ......"

"Oh......? What did we mean when we were eunuchs, have more than 2,000 years passed? Raising his eyebrows, a certain prince was shocked: "Or are you 'clicking' since you were a child?" ……”

"Smack!"

Without hesitation, Li Wei gave Taigong Wang a popping millet - in front of the public, Li Wei beat the best 13 strategists in Chinese history (there is no one, anyway, the history of the Celestial Empire is like this, the further forward it is, the more powerful it becomes. ）

The Han Dynasty expressed shock – and doubted Taigongwang's true identity. But...... The group standing outside the door was not ordinary.

Li Wei chatted and farted with Taigongwang in the middle hall, but outside the temple gate, there was a bloody storm.

Zhao Yun was the first to go out to take a look, but there was no reply; When the Warring States Queens went out to take a look, there was no news.

Li Wei said a few words to Taigongwang here, and it was really difficult to see what was going on in the square outside through the human wall. All you can hear is the same as killing a pig, "Ahhhh......h

……

What should Levi say?

Suddenly, it seemed like something had been remembered.

"Cloud ...... Roller...... Three sisters? Li Wei's face also turned blue, when he watched "Romance of the Gods - Legend of the Fairy World", he was extremely resentful of these three characters.

"Yes...... Which Yunxiao Three Sisters? ”

As he spoke, Levi pulled Poison Island with his backhand - this is his own.

"Huh?" On the contrary, the poisonous island who was pulled up by Levi was a little unclear, but was passively pulled out by Levi: "Teacher? You ......"

"Come with me, I may need you very much later."

- Sure enough, as soon as he ran out of the temple gate, Levi saw an absolute ...... is worse than the two women x cups, the two women x fingers, and the view is xx, compared to this picture, He's Ya x is simply painting a kindergarten poster; Compared with this picture, Sister Fu X is comparable to a fairy, and Feng X is also a sable cicada; Compared with this picture, it is not uncomfortable to look at the human anatomy; Compared with this painting, there is no pressure to eat green onion dipping sauce when watching a row x irrigation x small movie.

One is like a pig...... No, it's already a fat pig race elephant, but the nose is short, and the whole company kills a bite, enough to eat half a year's worth of goods, and at the moment it seems to be next to a half-faced hill, but she is wearing a crop top and combing two braided ponytails - by the way, because she is too fat, it can be said that she has weighed more than ten tons (non-exaggerated value), so she can only lie on the ground and continue to ...... His own foodie career.

Come to think of it, this is the first person Levi has seen that it tastes better than sabr, and eats more......

“sabr…… I'm sorry, but no matter how much you eat in the future, I will have a psychological bottom line. Levi told himself truthfully that it was great that Sabr was a heroic spirit that would not change its size.

The second! …… It's not so unusual, anyway, it's an absolute witch, about eighty centimeters or centimeters tall. Wrinkles on the face, hooked nose - coming out at night can definitely scare a crying child.

The third - muscular girl. If you talk about muscles, Levi also has it, but the ...... in front of him First of all, he looks like a chimpanzee, with a jaw covering the sky, and if you usually look at it, he might be an American-style muscular man, but he has long hair and wears a man's dream nurse uniform......

The first pig like a hill on a half-slope called himself: Madonna, but in fact, the third daughter Bixiao.

The second one is like a witch who calls himself the queen, but in fact he is the second daughter Qiongxiao.

The third chimpanzee-like self-proclaimed: Venus, but in fact, the eldest sister Yunxiao.

By the way, if it were ancient China, these three gods would have been canonized as the gods of toilets - I don't want constipation or diarrhea, so I'll say that I didn't write about these three beautiful and moving goddesses in history.

The author wrote about the three idiots in "Romance of the Gods - Legend of the Fairy World", if you want to die, please let that author die first.

When the true viewer is depressed, the heavens and the earth are high-spirited.

vomited all over the ground, whether it was *** soldiers, Chinese soldiers, or even female soldiers. Some vomited, some were unsteady on their feet, and some simply fainted.

After just one glance at the three Yunxiao sisters, Levi felt that the world was turned upside down in his stomach.

[Nano Biochemical Package: Nano Thermal Energy Detection System Activated].

Levi did not hesitate to activate the nano biochemical system, and in his eyes, he could only see clumps of thermal energy - there is no more ugliness and beauty in the world.

For about a minute or so, all that could be heard in Levi's ears was the unbridled laughter of the three sisters, the pig, the orangutan, and the witch.

Levi slowed down for more than a minute, turned off the nano thermal energy detector, and what caught his eye was the poisonous island man next to him, whose face was also difficult to see.

In fact, it's as if a man sees a muscular man wearing ***, and he will be so disgusted that he can't eat anything - saying that women won't be disgusting with women is a slander against human beauty, ugliness, good and evil.

“…… Tsuko! Levi's hand was on the other party's shoulder, and his eyes met, Levi looked greedily at the woman in front of him like an addict with a drug addiction swallowing a cloud. It seems that every glance can melt the other and swallow it into the stomach.

"Well, I'm not used to you like this, teacher......" Poison Island Tsuneko broke free, and didn't seem to have recovered yet.

Even a calm person like Zhao Yun present had an unpredictable face, let alone others.

"Jane, you're just fascinating me." Li Wei hugged the body of the senior sister in front of the public.

Greedily smelling the breath emanating from the girl's body—even if it was a smell of blood, Levi felt that it was much more pleasing to the eye than what was in front of him. The bumpy sexy body was close to his body, and Levi could feel the violent beating of the other party's heart.

"Teacher...... It's the first time you've been so positive. ”

Yanzi was a little embarrassed, but he still pretended to be calm and said: "However, so many people ......"

"It's for them to show - singles and female singles" Levi did not hesitate to carry out vicious attacks on the singles - but now is indeed the time when the nobles have and the laughs do not.

"I've found out that I can't live without you now......"

"Teacher, I'd be glad if you said that on another occasion." The green tendons on his head seemed to jump, his eyebrows stretched slightly, and his pupils began to dilate: "But now—I feel like this is the biggest challenge for me—even if you are a teacher, you must be punished for making mistakes!" ”

“…… I willingly accept any punishment. Levi hugged his senior sister as if he was showing affection, and his eyes seemed to be looking for someone.

However, it is the Taigong Wang, whose eyes can almost burst into flames.

"Ah, Romeo~"

Suddenly, as if he had found some treasure, the chimpanzee posed as a princess accepting the courtesy of a knight - looking straight at the princess.

Yes, in one of the books, the chimpanzee and the Taigongwang have a leg - I repeat here that myths are not pretended, but grandchildren are.

"Romeo, why are you Romeo~" Regardless of Shakespeare's feelings, the chimpanzee was courteous to Taigongwang: "I didn't expect that after thousands of rivers and mountains, we would meet again in different time and space - oh, dear, but our fate ......"

Just like the dialogue in the second article in the *** around 00 years.

"Vomit and vomit...... Four are not like, fast ...... Help me get goosebumps on the ground ......"

"The host...... What you have done......"

Everyone looked at him too much, and finally no longer denied his identity.

Anyway - that's the character size. Who would dare to have a leg with such a woman other than a cow? It can only be said. This man is indeed not an ordinary person.

"Less - you idiot." The second sister "Witch" (as it was called in the future) suddenly changed into a pair of scissors that were about the same height as her, and threw one to the eldest sister "Captain Chimpanzee": "Hurry up, don't you like Yuan Lu Zhi?" Kill that Taigongwang, hurry up! ”

"Oh, yes...... Beautiful women are always amorous, forgive me, Lord Taigongwang, I already have the flesh and blood of Yuan Lu Zhi......" The chimpanzee scratched his head and hesitated.

Li Wei and everyone present gave a thumbs up one after another, and said in their hearts: "Awesome! Yuan Lu Zhi deserves to be the Demon King! ”

Especially Levi, who said in his heart that he was not worthy of being a demon king at all!

“…… The leftovers you ate a few days ago are rancid, and you have a stomach problem on your own. The second sister of the witch immediately complained.

Li ...... Medium *** people. Taigongwang finally couldn't hold back any longer, and even used an honorific title for Levi-: "That's [Golden Jiao Scissors]!" Quick, I'll use the whip, you use your sword, we'll ......"

"I don't need you." Levi turned on the [Nano Heat Source Detector] again, he didn't plan to see the three in front of him again: "I'm going to finish this task quickly and go back to my world - this world is terrible!" Tsuiko - Let's do it together, x! calibur ahhh!!!!hh

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