Whether it's rusty or not, anyway, I can't count on it now, Zhang Yao won't argue with Guan Gu magically, anyway, it's not without works that promote the universal value of a round face, in addition to the little round face of the pit father, there is another work that he also likes, except for the ending that hurts.

"An ordinary family of four, my brother is a high school student, and my sister is a junior high school student...... Zhang Yao just opened his mouth, Chen Meijia was already dissatisfied and said: "Ah, is it another campus love queen, can't you change some tricks?" ”

"Because readers like it." Zhang Yao spread his hands and continued: "The relationship between the brother and sister has been in a state of cold war for nearly two years, I don't know when the younger sister didn't even greet her brother when she saw it, she only glared at her with the eyes of seeing dirty things. The elder brother thinks that their relationship may continue forever. ”

"Wait, I heard you say that my sister is obviously the heroine, are you sure this is a harem man?" Chen Meijia once again questioned that it was not the era when the sister line was rampant, so I really couldn't imagine how such a love story could unfold. Guan Gu didn't interject, with a contemplative expression.

"One day, my brother picked up a DVD case with a magical girl on the cover at the door, but when I opened it, I saw that it was not a DVD of a cartoon, but a game disc containing the eighteen bans......"

Chen Meijia was dumbfounded again and said: "I know that there are many games like this in Japan, but the protagonist is a family of four, and the one who is most likely to play this kind of game is himself, but obviously not, is it Dad's?" ”

At the dinner table, the elder brother used the topic to test who was the owner of the disc, but his parents not only denied but also were prejudiced against the 18 forbidden games, and he could not get an answer. In the middle of the night, my sister, who usually doesn't even greet her, broke into her brother's room, slapped her brother on top of him, woke him up, and ordered him to go to her room......"

"It's a crime, it's definitely a crime. Zhang Yao, you will definitely not end well in the future, you will definitely go to prison. "Chen Meijia was scorched by Lei, and it is not necessary to go to prison, at most she will go to Germany to see orthopedics, but unfortunately Zhang Yao did not have this opportunity, because there is no sister at all.

Guan Gu was also dumbfounded, and muttered, "What a super expansion this is. ”

Zhang Yao then said: "It's not as dirty as you think, my sister asked my brother to go to the room, but I just showed him a cabinet of sister-related Galgame, and the disc that my brother picked up was actually my sister's." It turns out that the sister who has outstanding appearance, excellent grades, and athletic omnipotence is an otaku on the inside.,But I care about the eyes of the people around me.,Don't dare to expose your interest.。 ”

"A girl who likes to play beautiful girl games, I don't know what to say." Chen Meijia was completely speechless, and Guan Gu looked magically similar.

Since then, my sister has begun to consult my brother's life, and in order to maintain my sister's interest, my brother has come up with all kinds of ideas for my sister, including being found out by my parents, and confessing that he played those games. However, my sister is the only one in the family who has a computer, and my father asked angrily, so you are in your sister's room, using your sister's computer, playing a game against your sister to dump hooligans? ”

After Zhang Yao explained the content, he asked, "Guan Gu, what do you think?" ”

"Anyway, I don't know how to comment" Chen Meijia couldn't comment anymore, Guan Gu smiled and said: "This story is really different, but what is more important is that it contains all the necessary elements in the comics, I think it will be popular." Actually, I always wished I had a sister. ”

"Guan Gujun, I didn't expect you to be so obscene." Chen Meijia seemed to suddenly recognize the magic of Guan Gu, and Zhang Yao said: "Men, who doesn't have such a hobby, it's not normal for a man to be obscene." ”

"I'm too lazy to tell you, I'll go see if the fish soup is ready."

"Okay, you just need to get out of the pot." Zhang Yao stood up and said, "Guan Gu, you set up the character first, and then I will tell you the detailed storyline." The comic is going to be serialized in Japan.,That's a Japanese name.,My sister is called Takasaka Kirino.,My brother is called Takasaka Kyosuke.,The name of the story is called my sister can't be so cute.,Abbreviated as my sister.。 ”

In the end, Zhang Yao continued: "I still have to go grocery shopping, let's stop here for the time being, and I'll talk about it when I come back." ”

In his previous life, Zhang Yao didn't watch the comic version of "My Sister", but he just watched the animation and light novels, and it is not clear whether there is a comic version or not, of course, it doesn't matter at all, ACGN is originally one. It's just that it's handed over to Guan Gu to paint magically, and the character design will definitely be different, but there is no way, he can't paint and can't restore the original image.

Anyway, it doesn't have any effect other than that he feels awkward when he looks at it, so there's no need to worry about it. walked out of 3602 and was about to go downstairs to buy vegetables, but was blocked by Zeng Xiaoxian again, and when he saw him catch up, he said eagerly: "Zhang Yao, you can save me this time." ”

With Zeng Xiaoxian was Lisa Rong, Zhang Yao was a little surprised when he saw it, ignored Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Why are you here?" ”

"I'm here to find you, don't you want me to come in and sit down?" Lisa Rong looked at Zhang Yao and smiled, which directly scared Zeng Xiaoxian, he didn't know that Lisa Rong could actually laugh. It was said that he had not seen Lisa Rong smile, but all he saw was ridicule, but the smile on Lisa Rong's face at this time was gentle and full of affinity.

"Please come in, please come in, your presence really makes the humble house shine." Zhang Yao welcomed Lisa Rong into 3601, it seemed that he couldn't go to the supermarket anyway today, and he poured Lisa Rong another cup of tea with a sigh.

The expression on his face did not escape Lisa Rong's eyes, and Lisa Rong frowned and said, "Zhang Yao, is my presumptuous arrival causing you inconvenience?" If that's the case, I apologize to you. ”

"It's not that exaggerated, I just want to go grocery shopping." Zhang Yao hurriedly waved his hand to show that he didn't care, and Zeng Xiaoxian explained: "As you can see, Zhang Yao is actually the guy in our apartment, who is responsible for cooking for us. ”

Lisa Rong didn't know whether to be upset with Zhang Yao or simply couldn't get used to Zeng Xiaoxian, so she drank tea leisurely and said: "A guy is better than you, a professional host, I think you should be staying in the kitchen, but I see that you can't cook well with your face, it's useless." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian had long been used to being hit, so he didn't care at all, showed his trademark cheap smile, and said cheekily: "Lisa, Zhang Yao has already seen it, then even if my task is successfully completed, can I continue to preside over your moon and my heart?" ”

"Ah, are you going to change the host?" Zhang Yao glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian sympathetically, this guy is really tragic, not only did the TV host not win it, but his job seemed to be lost. But this doesn't seem to have anything to do with him, there is no such thing as being removed from his post in the TV series, right?

"Actually, the station intends to invite you to host, and the audience feedback of the episode of the program you substitute for is very good, and the leaders think that it is much better than Zeng Xiaoxian." Lisa Rong didn't give Zeng Xiaoxian any face, and then said: "Your story is more popular than Zeng Xiaoxian's old-fashioned cliché plots, and you can always say golden sentences when you interact with the audience, and any sentence can benefit people a lot, while Zeng Xiaoxian often can't understand a listener's call for half a day." ”

There are more classic quotations on the Internet in later generations, Zhang Yao is just borrowing, to say that he is better than Zeng Xiaoxian, there is no such thing at all, after all, he is professional. Zeng Xiaoxian looked pitiful, as if he was afraid that Zhang Yao would rob him of his job, but how could Zhang Yao be interested in being a radio host.

In addition to taxi drivers, there are a few people listening to the radio these days, and radio DJing is a job with no future at all, otherwise Zeng Xiaoxian would not desperately want to drill into the TV circle. After all, television is the mainstream, and radio has almost reached the stage of being eliminated, so what is the use of being successful.

Zhang Yao smiled and said: "Lisa, Mr. Zeng is a double master's degree in history and philosophy, and he has more insight into these questions about emotions than me. If it's because of skipping class one day, Teacher Zeng should have explained it to you, right? ”

Zhang Yao spoke for Zeng Xiaoxian, and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him gratefully. In other words, this guy is really a tragic man, and the luck value is estimated to be only E, he is not incapable, but the experience is too miserable.

I have been in love with Laura for eight years, but Laura has cuckolded him for six years, which is something that a man can't stand anymore. It's not that he can't host a late-night show, but because he was hit by a broken love, and he took the initiative to transfer to the late-night file after finding that he didn't need much sleep, and if he really didn't have the ability, he couldn't get a double master's degree in history and philosophy.

The low listening rate of the program is mainly due to the fact that the radio broadcast is already in decline, and not many people listen to the radio even during prime time, let alone late at night. This is due to the general environment, if it is really a matter of personal ability, Zeng Xiaoxian has not been on the radio for a long time, and he would have been fired a long time ago.

Regarding skipping work that day, I learned that Zhang Yao was speechless directly. The truth is that Zeng Xiaoxian drove his broken Xiali to the radio station on the way, met a pregnant woman on the spot, and he sent the pregnant woman to the hospital, but the pregnant woman recognized the wrong person under the pain, grabbed his hand and held him tightly, and the doctors and nurses also regarded him as the husband of the pregnant woman.

What's even more tragic is that the pregnant woman is still in difficult labor, so he encouraged the pregnant woman in the delivery room according to the doctor's instructions for several hours, and when the pregnant woman gave birth smoothly and the mother and child were safe, apologized to him and expressed gratitude, the sky was about to dawn.