CH.43 The Prince of MJB
The golden light of the green sword flashed, and I pierced the female ghost's eyebrows, and the female ghost still wanted to struggle, but she was unable to return to the sky, and her soul was scattered, turning into green smoke and dissipating.
Looking at the green smoke that slowly dissipated, I put away the green sword, and suddenly felt a sense of guilt in my heart.
Are those ghosts really unconscious? I subdue demons and eliminate demons, like a butcher to take away their second life, am I really doing the right thing for heaven?
Don't blame me for being too virgin, no mentally healthy person would want to be a killer, tigers can also hurt people, ghosts can also hurt people, there is no difference between the two in essence, but tigers are supported by people, and they are treated better than people, and ghosts, when they meet us cultivators, there is only one way to die.
I shook my head, didn't think too much, and was about to look back at the situation of the white fat man, but I saw that there was still a ghost floating outside the balcony, the ghost looked like a male ghost, as if he had witnessed my experience of scattering the female ghost, at this time he really looked at me resentfully, I didn't expect that the female ghost actually had accomplices, and was trying to chase it out, but the male ghost slipped away and didn't know where to go.
I walked out of the balcony and looked around, but I didn't find any sign of the male ghost, so I gave up. Looking at the appearance of the male ghost, could it be the partner of the female ghost?
Do ghosts have companions? Surely I'm thinking too much. I shook my head self-deprecatingly and went back to the dormitory to check the fat white man's body.
The fat man watches small movies in the island country all day long, destroying his children and grandchildren all day long, and the yang energy on his body is so weak that he can no longer see the appearance of a person, after opening the yin and yang eyes, I saw that the three yang fires on the fat man's shoulders and on the top of his head are much smaller than ordinary people.
The fat man estimated that there were two hundred pounds, I finally dragged the fat man to the bed, he was already too tired, it seemed that he couldn't wake up for a while, I drew a return talisman and burned it to ashes with the talisman fire trick, sprinkled it in the water to feed him to drink, and then posted a few ghost charms around the dormitory, and after confirming the safety of the dormitory, he threw the fat man on the bed and went out to find the monkey.
Alas, the scene just now was all seen by the monkey, and I was having a headache how to explain it to him, but I saw the monkey squatting alone in the corridor smoking, and looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
I sat down next to the monkey and patted him on the shoulder, and the monkey looked at me sadly, handed me a cigarette, and I waved my hand and said I wouldn't smoke.
I was thinking about how to explain it to the monkey, but the monkey took a deep breath of smoke, then spit out one smoke ring after another, and said in a deep voice, "Are we masturbating too much?" ”
"Yes, that's right, it's too much, it's all an illusion just now." I affirmed.
The monkey smiled and said, "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”
"I read a lot, so I won't lie to you."
"I didn't come," said the monkey sadly, "I thought that if I escaped from that country, no ghosts would come after me, but they found out who I was." ”
What do you mean? The monkey seems to have a lot of origin! So the ghost is coming for the monkeys? I became serious in my heart, and the eyes of the monkey changed a lot.
"I'll tell you a story," the monkey took a puff of his cigarette, "Actually, I am the prince of MJB country, our country is prevalent in raising ghosts, three years ago, the minister of state Wang Ergou launched a rebellion, and I was forced to flee to China, trying to become one of you, trying to escape the pursuit of ghosts, but I didn't expect that I was still too handsome, too handsome, and it was only a few days before I was discovered." ”
The monkey's serious appearance made me stunned, and he patted me on the shoulder while talking, looking like a young man, you will count you as unlucky and run for your life: "It's all my fault, it's so handsome." ”
"I'll you MLGB!" I slapped the monkey's hand away, stood up and gave him a kick directly, I could hear it, and the grandson was making up stories from beginning to end, and there was no serious word.
"Damn, you can't bully me just because I'm handsome!" The monkey said with an innocent face,
I pursed my lips, stretched out my hand to pull the monkey up, and said solemnly: "I can tell you very clearly, there are really ghosts in this world, are you afraid?" ”
"I'm afraid." The monkey said categorically, his appearance reminds me of the heroic soldiers who rose to the occasion when they were dying in the anti-Japanese war.
I thought the monkey would say that he was not afraid, but I didn't expect him to be so honest, I didn't know how to answer for a while, but the monkey smiled and said, "Isn't this you?" I can't see it, you kid, you look plain, you can catch ghosts, did you solve that ghost just now? ”
The monkey didn't look a little scared, it seemed that he really accepted it, and I replied, "It's settled, do you want to go back and rest now?" ”
The monkey looked at the sky: "No, I think it's cool outside today, I'm not sleepy now, I'll go back to the dormitory tomorrow morning to sleep." ”
The feelings of this monkey are all pretended, but in fact, I am still scared to death in my heart.
But I have already said that, and the explanation is almost done, and the rest has to be digested by the monkey himself, so I told him not to tell him about it casually, and then went back to the dormitory to sleep, and the monkey patted his chest and said that he didn't dare to say anything else, and kept his brother's secret promise tight-lipped.
Although it didn't seem so reliable, I still grudgingly believed the monkey.
The next morning, I knew that I believed the wrong person, and I was still asleep when I was woken up by the noise in the dormitory, and I heard the obscene voice of the white fat man in a daze: "You don't know, when the female ghost lay on my back, I directly fell over the shoulder and threw her to pieces!" ”
"Immediately after that, I rushed up and beat me fatly, and the female ghost begged for mercy on her knees, saying that she would apologize for her sins!" The monkey was also boasting on the sidelines.
When I looked, good guys, there were more than a dozen big boys crowded in the dormitory, and at this time I was listening to the white fat man and the monkey bragging with relish, and I could see that everyone had a mockery in their eyes.
"Alas, these two living treasures." I got up depressed to brush my teeth and wash my face, today is the first day of school, at nine o'clock in the morning in the auditorium for a whole school meeting, I can already imagine how boring this meeting is.
When I waited until the auditorium, I saw that it was boring, it was nothing more than saying that college students should study hard and contribute to the country, and then several student representatives came forward to speak, I was not interested in these, I always felt that they were too official, and even a senior sister said that the relationship between classmates and leaders was simply regarded as a boss.
I was drowsy when I heard it, and my saliva was about to flow out, Xiaomeng didn't know where to get out, and slapped me on the shoulder: "Hey! Little bastard, look at your appearance, did you go to do bad things again last night? ”
I rubbed my shoulders and said depressedly, "How can it be, the dormitory was haunted last night." ”