Originally, I wanted to teach my waist a lesson, but when I heard my waist say that he almost didn't hang up, and then look at the purple red fingerprints on his neck, I said in my heart that it seems that this waist is not easier than mine, and we both have been hit!

I took a puff of cigarette and sat down on the floor and said, "Tell me more!" I ran into the backyard and almost couldn't get out, didn't kill me, and the thing (I pointed to the eggs on the ground) almost didn't smoke me! ”。

Unable to stand the smell either, he sat up with me and asked me for a cigarette and smoked it. "Why is it that I have eight lifetimes of great luck today, I have lived for more than 20 years and I have seen hell for the first time!" He said.

I said, "Yun Mao, Yun Yun, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet!" ”。

The waist said: "Don't say you're afraid! This is much more exciting than watching ghost movies! ”。

I looked at him and said in his heart that this waist is really perverted, it tastes worse than a ghost eating rotten eggs, I like this thing, I wonder why I didn't strangle you just now, isn't this a disaster for me? (When I was in school, Zhang Zhen told ghost stories in the dormitory every night in the middle of the night, leaving a shadow in my heart, so that for a while, I didn't dare to go to the toilet at night.) ）

I don't have time to listen to this perverted report on the hell. I got up and went to the backyard to see if the girl with the pink cap was collapsing in the hallway of the backyard.

I guessed correctly, the girl did fall in that place, probably because I was so nervous that I didn't even notice that she had passed out.

I walked over and felt her pulse and found that her heartbeat was normal, so it should be fine! Then I pinched her with my hand, and I thought she would wake up, but I pinched her two or three times to no avail. The heart said that maybe she was too weak, so let her go to the hospital.

Then I picked her up on my back and drove her waist to the hospital. When she arrived at the hospital, the doctor said that she was physically fatigued, and she didn't eat breakfast, which caused a short fainting caused by low blood pressure, and she was fine after resting.

Knowing that this girl was fine, my waist and I were relieved. Then I called her home and paid some deposit. When I was about to leave the hospital, I said that I wanted to go to the toilet and had to take me with me. I can't help it, so I'll accompany him to the toilet on the west side of the hall on the first floor.

When the water was released, the waist said, "What the hell is this! It scared me into flames, you see this is like the water of the Yellow River. ”

I glanced at him: "You will stop it, you have to break the news when you go to the toilet, you just record it and upload it to the Internet, you think it will be popular all over the Yellow River!" ”。

The waist said, "Why don't you pass it on!" ”。

I smiled and said, "You don't have the Yellow River water coming up from the sky!" ”。

After solving the problem and walking out, I took out my mobile phone and planned to call the coffin owner's house, because it was impossible for us to deliver the goods on time.

Just as I was about to make a call, I suddenly heard someone calling me from behind, "Zhang Shixian, is that you?" Zhang Shixian. "It was a woman's voice.

But when I looked behind me, there was no one. I didn't care about continuing to call, and suddenly the same voice called me again. I continued to look back, but there was still no one.

I asked the waist next to me, "Did you hear someone calling me?" ”

The waist said, "No! What's wrong with you being suspicious, are you scared out of the problem! As he spoke, he touched my forehead with his hand, and then he touched his own forehead. Then he said, "It seems like nothing! ”。

I also wondered, did I get nervous? Because looking back, there is a partition wall not far from the toilet. The partition wall was a large iron plate sprayed with white paint, and it was obvious at first glance. And there is nothing but partition walls, let alone people.

I said to the waist, "It's okay, maybe I heard it wrong, let's go!" "When I was about to leave the hospital, I saw a security guard room at the door. I casually asked, what is the place behind the toilet partition wall? After listening to the security guard's answer, I immediately left the hospital. They said that behind the partition wall was the morgue where the bodies were kept, and that it was accessible from the door at the back of the hospital!

When I got back to the car, I asked me, "Xian'er, are you still sending this goods?" ”

I said, "Send, of course send, do you want to fool the ghost?" ”

Hearing me say this, he smiled: "Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, what are you afraid of!" Then again, this bright sky, even if it comes, it can kill me! ”。

I said, "If you don't want to accumulate some yin virtue, forget it, why is it so difficult to accumulate some mouth virtue?" Hurry up and drive to Nianzi Village, but don't go to the wrong place."

I drove with my waist on my waist, and I sat in the co-pilot to rest. Due to the severe mental gnawing in the morning, I felt so tired that I fell asleep as soon as I got to the car.

When I woke up, I was woken up by a phone call. When I heard that it was from the coffin owner's house, I asked where we were. Why hasn't it arrived yet? Say it's still waiting for things to be buried! Let's hurry. I said that there was something wrong with the car and it was delayed for a while, but it was there in ten minutes, so they could rest assured.

Then I told my waist to hurry up, waiting for the burial over there! Ten minutes later, we arrived at the head of Nianzi Village. I saw a dark-skinned young man sitting on a millstone under a big willow tree at the head of the village.

I asked him, did the Zhou family (the coffin owner's family) ask him to show us the way? Because I said that someone would pick us up here at the mill, that's why I asked. The young man nodded at us and told our car to follow him. I drove along the road all the way forward, and after a few more turns, I came to Zhou's house. The funeral shed of the Zhou family was set up in the open space not far from the door of this house. We drove just enough to see, and it was almost over.

I saw that on both sides of the mourning shed, there were written "Liutuo Golden Mourning", "Mei Tuyu Rong Filial Piety", and "Profound Mourning" written on them. There is a red lacquer coffin in the middle, and the front of the coffin is also painted with silver powder with the word "lay". On the left and right are the two door gods of "Wei Chigong" and "Wei Shubao".

When I arrived at the door of Zhou's house, I was just about to get out of the car, but my waist grabbed me and said: "There is Wei Chi Gong hanging on it, what is that for, you see that curtain is so domineering!" ”。

As soon as I heard it, I laughed: "Haha, how can I say hello to you!" That doesn't pronounce the word wei, pronounce yu, and Yu Chigong is a general of the Tang Dynasty who is the door god, Ok? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. ”

Waist touched his head: "What's wrong with Nian Wei, is it illegal?" ”

I said, "Now you'd better keep your mouth shut, for if you say something that offends the owner of the coffin in a moment, then you've won the lottery again, have you forgotten what happened in the morning?" ”。

After hearing me, he immediately closed his mouth, but I could see from his eyes that he was not convinced.

I got out of the car, and the steward told me that these things should be put in the companion room in the courtyard. I agreed, asked my waist to take the things off, handed me a few cigarettes, and found a few helpers to help move the things inside. Suddenly, in front of me, a girl in her twenties appeared, her eyes were a little red, and she seemed to be a little haggard, I guessed she must be someone who was very close to the owner of the coffin, otherwise how could she be so sad.

She said to me, "Hello, did you bring the clothes we ordered and those little things?" ”

I said, "Bring, brought, I'll get it for you." ”

Then I went to the car and pulled out the package I had received in the morning. I pointed to the package and continued, "Everything is here."

She may have looked at the package as big as she was reluctant to carry it herself, so she said to me, "Come in with me!" ”。

I finished instructing his waist a few words, asking him to unload the goods well and not to cause trouble everywhere, and then followed her into Zhou's house. She took me to a room, which seemed to be full of the Zhou family, and there was an ice coffin in the room, and the coffin owner was covered with a white cloth, so I couldn't see the coffin's owner's face.

It was Mr. Zhou who came forward to talk to me, a man in his fifties and sixties with a bearded face.

He said to me with a somewhat serious expression: "I've been waiting for you since morning, why did you come?" ”

I said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhou was delayed on the road. ”

Old Man Zhou said, "Okay, hurry up and give them something!" He used the cigarette pouch and pot in his hand to point to the women sitting next to him. I nodded, didn't say much, and gave them the land.

Old Man Zhou said again: "Change it for Yaqin, let her go beautifully." The child is not happy to live, don't be wronged when you leave. As he spoke, tears welled up in his eyes. It didn't matter what Old Man Zhou said, all the people in the room began to sob, and one of the women wiped her tears and said, "Come to Yaqin, let my mother dress you up ......."

Seeing that the family was crying a little silently, I was too embarrassed to disturb anymore, so I turned around and came out of the house.

After a while, Mr. Zhou called me back again. I thought I was going to settle the bill! But back in that room, Mr. Zhou said that he had something to discuss with me.

He dragged me into the back room, and then said to me in a low voice, "Can you put two people in one coffin?" Is there anything taboo? ”。

As soon as I heard it, I was a little strange, "What? ”

He whispered to me again, "Can you put two people in a coffin?" Money is not a thing! ”。

I also lowered my voice and said to Old Man Zhou: "Old man, I don't understand what you say!" It's not impossible to put two corpses in one material, and there is also a taboo. But what's going on with these two guys? You're going to have to talk to me! ”

Old Man Zhou took a puff of his cigarette pouch, frowned again, and said, "Alas! No one is to blame for this! I have two daughters, the eldest daughter is called Zhou Yaqin, the second daughter is called Zhou Yaxiao, and the accident is the eldest daughter Yaqin. A few years ago, Yaqin was not admitted to college, so she went to work in the city, and then I met a guy named Wei Fuhao, who was very good to her, and then the days went on, and the two of them got better, but I didn't expect to get married, and my Yaqin was pregnant. And this Wei Fuhao has been dragging it out, as if he has no intention of marrying my family Yaqin! ”

"What's going on with Yaqin now! I heard it was a car accident! ”

"Where, if there was a car accident, it was said to people outside, and her mother was afraid of making a scandal for Yaqin."

"What the hell is going on?"

"A few days ago, Yaqin reached the due date, and she has been living in the hospital, but she didn't expect to be rescued from heavy bleeding when she gave birth, and the little baby died not long after she was born, and Yaqin ran away without Wei Fuhao." As he spoke, Old Man Zhou wiped his tears again.

After listening to what Mr. Zhou said, I was both sad and angry, and I said in my heart that this Wei Fu of TM is really not a thing, he should really go out and let the car crash to death!

Then I said to Mr. Zhou: "Don't worry! Leave it to me! ”

Old man Zhou said: "But there is a little bit when this is buried, it is inevitable that many people will see it, this, I am afraid that the little baby will be seen!" ”

I said, "I've done a lot of funerals for other people, so put your heart in your stomach and leave it to me in a while!" ”。

Coming out of the back room, I saw that the ice coffin had been opened, and a group of them were changing the coffin owner's shroud, which was full of red silk and gold flowers, a bit like the ancient Liuxian skirt, giving people the first feeling that it was atmospheric and beautiful. Then I saw them take out the hair ornament from the coffin's head. It's made of plastic, but it's shining with gold.

I said in my heart, I'm enjoying it, I'm not enjoying the blessings of this life! Birth, old age, sickness and death are impermanent, we can't complain about anyone, it's our own life, and we make people......

While I was pondering, I suddenly heard someone whispering in my ear, "Help me."

I was so excited that I looked at the left and right and saw that there was no one left! Looking back, Old Man Zhou is sitting there. I said in my heart that it couldn't be Old Man Zhou! I heard a woman's voice!

I asked Mr. Zhou, "Does anyone talk to me?" He shook his head. I wondered, am I nervous again? Why do you have auditory hallucinations everywhere? No, I have to go to the hospital to see what sequelae I have left.

When I looked back at the coffin owner, I couldn't help but let out an "ah", and then everyone's eyes were focused on me......