The scenery of Asgard is indeed beautiful, but many people are disappointed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's completely different from what I imagined, I thought it was a high-tech world.

But it's basically the Middle Ages, hundreds of years ago with magic and superb physical fitness, and some incomprehensible black technology.

There is a scene that impresses many people, the man after drinking, shouting "one more bottle", slams the wine glass on the ground, what an old and unhygienic habit!

Even if you do win the lottery, you won't be so excited.

What about public order and good customs, never thinking about others?

Both those who believe that Asgard is Asgard and those who believe in Asgard's high-tech aliens are disappointed.

Neither is it a good expectation in their hearts.

"I've never been so excited or lost as I am today, and this is not the Asgard I want to see. Where God dwells, it cannot and should not be! ”

"In one day, there were big ups and downs, whether the scientists lied to us or whether it was a hoax itself."

"I doubt they have a bathroom, it's not as good as my villa."

"Maybe it's just a difference in cultural habits, we should understand."

"Tell me, what kind of culture is not hygienic? There are also many different cultures on the earth, and which civilized country has a poor level of hygiene? ”

"Just because there is no Earth doesn't mean there aren't extraterrestrials. People are high-tech ultra-micro nano robot cups, which will not break when they fall on the ground, automatically combined, automatically cleaned, and automatically filled with a new cup, but they are not photographed, and there is no need to shoot, it is too common. In addition, there is no need for a toilet and the same nanobot is inside. Pants, self-cleaning, clean at any time, you can get on as much as you want, even if you lie in bed in the middle of the night and suddenly come, you don't have to go down to the ground......"

"Cow, this can be washed too!"

"Since it can be automatically combined, cups and inside. Pants are universal, right? Fill up a cup in the back and drink it all-you-can-drink! ”

"Sure enough, high-tech!"

"That's why I fell to the ground, I'm always embarrassed...... Put it directly on the back...... Front ......"

"Don't underestimate it, that's material transformation technology!"

"A flower in the crop, a hop of God!"

"Don't be so dirty, it's okay, aliens have only been on Earth for a few hours, you are embarrassed to let him see the ugly faces of earthlings, our Earth should be friendly, hospitable, and polite. Asgard protects the nine kingdoms, we are one of them, and we still have to rely on others to protect them? ”

"Joke, protect the earth, he's so green?"

"From the New Mexico video, the Asgardians are not physically good enough to fight against medium-powered gunpowder weapons. Such powerful weapons are the most common on the planet, and terrorists can get them without a country. For example, the armor-piercing ability of RPGs is much stronger than ordinary shells below 45 calibers. As long as one shot, the skin that small-caliber bullets cannot penetrate can definitely penetrate their entire person. That's half a century ago. ”

"It's incomprehensible that they're used to hand-to-hand combat. Even a bow and crossbow have an advantage over hand-to-hand combat. ”

"The most exaggerated thing is that they use horses as their main means of transportation. Speed aside, where are the animal protection organizations? ”

"The alien surprise we've been waiting for for a long time, is this the thing?"

"It's not that S.H.I.E.L.D. stole some bad movies, right?"

"That is, S.H.I.E.L.D./StrategicHomelandIntervention, EnforcementandLogistics Division, is it interesting that the Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau has to make up a shield (S.H.I.E.L.D./strategichomelandintervention, enforcementandlogisticsdivision)?"

"Please trust the American government, it won't be so boring."

"You underestimate Thor's men, if they are familiar with Earth weapons, they will fight in the city no less powerful than a humanoid nuclear bomb. Their speed is too fast, long-range coverage shooting is okay, there is no time to aim at close range. Urban combat is best suited for them, SWAT, special forces killers. Iron Man is not necessarily an opponent, these people's endurance is almost unlimited, and Iron Man's armor is depleted. As long as he hangs and fights, Iron Man will definitely die. ”

"So the Asgardians are very dangerous, do we have a customs, a space checkpoint, check the entry and exit records of the Asgardians, we can't let them come and go whenever they want, they must apply for a visa. A few hours of stay is also a must! ”

"You are all war maniacs! Shouldn't the vandal paranoia treat the first alien to visit Earth be friendly and peaceful? ”

"Hahaha, great, great, thanks Asgard, Asgard I love you, Thor, good job, little Loki!"

"It's too exciting, crazy?"

"The stupid guy just discussed it on the Internet, just sold all the gold, shorted it backhand, and made a lot of money! I hope that the aliens will treat you with AIDS, open your eyes and look around you, look at the financial market, and learn hard! ”

"I only saw the endless local tyrants in Asgard, but I didn't expect to be able to do this, cowman!"

"Regardless of whether Asgard itself is rich in gold, or if it can find a place where it is abundant, the price of gold is going to collapse anyway. It's too easy to transport, and that's the real impact. ”

"This is the taste of God!"

"Looking forward to the day when you can leash your dog with a gold chain!"

"Wang!"

"Do you think aliens have malicious intentions? My wife is obsessed with Loki, and my sister-in-law is obsessed with Thor, and they don't care about me at night. ”

"Do you ignore it?"

"Five beauties, by no means normal, we should start a campaign to expel aliens."

"Believe it or not!"

"It's too much, it's only been a few days on Earth!"

"It's okay if you can keep the same number of females, like Sif did, but unfortunately, it's too much."

"You are all wrong, a bit of nonsense without a scientific spirit. Let Thor and Loki undress first to verify whether they have organs, and if people reproduce asexually and split autologously, we are not blindly worried. ”

"Upstairs is right, the New Mexico video has breasts, and the bottom is more bulging, but not too bulging, it doesn't mean that they have normal and reasonable organs, just like humans. What if there is permanent dysfunction, what can only be soft but not hard? It's not the other way around, I can't stand it, I can change people, it's too small to change people! ”

"Isn't Ms. Sif more terrifying, I'm not afraid of the invincible pit, I'm afraid that the steel bars can be broken!"

"I'm not afraid, is Miss Sif in need? Sign up for the trial, and the man with the carbon nanorod stays! ”

"Enough of you, Thor is online!"

"Who are you and how do you know?"

"I'm Daisy Louis, of course I do."

"I'm Gwen Stacy! Something my aunt doesn't know, you know! ”

"Bad girl in the rebellious period, wait for me to tell your aunt and let your parents educate you!"

"They don't care, they're crazy, and the whole of New York is out of order!"

(To be continued.) )