"Drunk driving?" Uncle Li was stunned, "Yes, I'm a little dizzy, but I didn't drink." ”

"Think about it again, have you eaten spicy lungs?" I inspired and induced him.

"I ate it, but it's chili peppers, not alcohol, what are you kid talking about." Uncle Li has a hard mouth.

Ho, this made me angry: "Why do you say you are like this, ah, it's all bad, why hasn't the true character of this scoundrel class changed at all, and it has become even worse." I ask you, what do you eat with spicy lungs? ”

"...... with your mouth," Uncle Li reacted a little.

The fat man's face was distressed: "Master, if you don't say that you are greedy, you should be in the morning and evening, in order to let you eat that spicy lung, okay, we poured a pound of 60 degrees of Da Lao San (loose liquor) before lighting it." Just the amount of alcohol you drink on the tree with one bottle of beer and two bottles of beer dare to smash the city government, is it not drunk driving? ”

Uncle Li couldn't regret it: "Blame me, blame me, hey, drink and make a mistake." ”

In fact, we can also see that Uncle Li is not really angry at all, or at least the big-necked slipper would have come up a long time ago.

"Master, you shouldn't be a heart, right?" I suddenly became suspicious, it is said that this Huangquan Road Uncle Li has not gone for the first time, why is it so inch, it just so happened that he went wrong today, there is no coincidence and accident in everything, there must be ghosts.

There are so many liars nowadays, there are not enough fools, and there are so many coincidences there.

"No, no, it's really a mistake that has strayed you. Originally, we walked on another underworld, but when I crossed the fork, I was distracted, and I flew you away, which was also an inch, and let you catch up with the ghost herding ceremony, and you kid should have a good eye, and read the university course in advance. Uncle Li looked at me with a smile, as if I had taken advantage of it.

"Herdsmen? What does it mean. The fat man interjected.

"Haven't you seen the red door of the small western-style building, that is the entrance, those ghosts who don't want to cross the Yin and Yang River were detained by us, and arrived here through the red gate, and then received the guiding light and leather clothes, oops, it is the candle and white robe in the hand." Uncle Li told the story to the two of us, and they were all about to go crazy, "In this way, they can use the bright light as Bodhi, restore their good nature, and then wait until they reach the Yin Yang River and take off their white clothes, which is equivalent to unloading the injustices of this life, crossing the Yin Yang River cleanly, and then entering the six reincarnations." ”

"Oh, but why did those ghosts attack me so viciously?" When I mention the scene just now, I still have palpitations.

"Then blame yourself, you are now suppressed by the three flavors of true fire, although it is similar to a ghost, and there is no breath, but you still have a mouthful of life-saving yang in your heart, you don't open your mouth, just shout, the yang energy leaks out, those ghosts are nostalgic for the world, and they don't want to cross the Yin Yang River, but they can meet the yang energy, just like the person who is about to drown suddenly grabs the arm of others, then it's good."

"That's right." I suddenly realized, "Master, thanks to Xiaozhen for saving my life just now, I hope that their mother and son will not encounter anyone unladylike in the next life." By the way, master, aren't Xiao Zhen's mother and son detained in the soul gathering bowl of the ghost prison, why did they come here?"

", hurry up, hurry up, Lao Tian is still waiting for us." As soon as I talked about Xiaozhen's mother and son, Uncle Li suddenly remembered that he had an appointment with Lao Tian, and it seems that this old god stick is really good to drink.

"This Xiao Zhen, and those ghosts in the other numbers must have been introduced by Lao Tian to the ghost gate, he was busy clearing the number in a hurry, there must be something big, let's go quickly." Before the words fell, Uncle Li grabbed one of us with one hand, and rushed into the soil with straight eyebrows.

The fat man and I were shocked, and my heart said that this is Gaha, suicide or tomb robbery, no matter how soft this loess is, it is not plasticine, your old man is a ghost who has died once, you can not care, but our brothers are just pseudo-ghosts who make cameos, you are playing with us to death.

As we spoke, we were already in the soil, and instead of bumping into our legs and bleeding as we imagined, we heard the whirring in my ears (the feeling was so annoying) that I almost lost my face. The fat man was no better, and when Uncle Li finally stopped his Ling Bo microstep with Hot Wheels still hanging in fifth gear, we were already in a relatively spacious sewer, really a sewer.

Looking at the fat man with a big snot bubble hanging on one side of his nostrils, and undulating with the wheezing of his nostrils, smelling the familiar stench of the sewer, I couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Alright, let's climb out." Uncle Li motioned to the two of us.

"Just get out?" I asked Uncle Li in disbelief.

"Then what do you mean, wait for me to hang the little whip (firecracker) before you go out." Uncle Li was happy.

"No, you haven't done it yet, have you made a circle?" I looked at Uncle Li with a sincere face.

"Mother, haven't you heard of birth and death, entering Huangquan Road, is looking for death, so you have to close your three flavors of true fire, and you have to open the ghost door, but now we are going to the yang world, we have to climb out along the manhole cover, this thing has to be learned and used, understand?" When Uncle Li said this, he urged me and the fat man to hurry up the ladder of the sewer shaft so that we could open the manhole cover.

The fat man blew his nose and climbed up first, followed by me. The fat man was very sharp, climbed to the top in a few clicks, stretched out his hand to push the manhole cover, just poked out half of his head, and then he sighed, and quickly retracted, and then, I heard a car hanging the wind from the manhole cover pressed over, and the manhole cover was pressed to the "bell" sound.

"Master, what kind of eyes do you have, ah, you can run off the building when you take Huangquan Road, choose a sewer exit, you can choose the middle of the road, I really convince you." The fat man patted his chest while squeezing Uncle Li.

"Ah, it's all over again, hehe, hehe......" Uncle Li floated up gracefully, not embarrassed at all.

Saying that the fat man risked being headshot by those speeding cars, he finally lifted the manhole cover and climbed out of the sewer, and I climbed out, and some of the drivers who avoided us were very dissatisfied with slowing down, rolling the windows, and then said to us very elegantly: "Stupid, where the fuck did you dig the sewer in the middle of the night, and there is a shortage of food at home?" ”

The fat man and I were speechless, crossing the street with our heads down and biting our back molars, I have never seen such an eye in my life, Uncle Li, you are ruthless.

Crossing the road, we arrived at the small western-style building in three or five minutes, the fat man stared at the scanner of the copper door very consciously, opened the door, as soon as I entered, I still subconsciously glanced at both sides of the door, ah, ha, that brother is really gone.

Moreover, the second floor, which has always been shuttled by people, is also empty, and the building is empty.

Uncle Li didn't hesitate, and went straight to the wall where the elevator was hidden.

As soon as we entered the basement, we saw that the two soldiers who had beaten us up were still standing on both sides of the red door, not squinting, and completely forgetful.

"Master, these two things are old and fierce, and they are black, and they finished both of them last time." The fat man is jealous, but in fact, I am not.

"It's okay, Lao Tian gave them the Gujing Bubo Fu, and now they are models." Uncle Li explained to the two of us as he floated inside.

At this time, I realized that there were still some beetles faintly left on the red doors on both sides. Look again, fuck, cockroach.

"What the hell are you called?" Uncle Li glared back at me, "Didn't I tell you that when the ghost gate is about to lead the ghosts, the name of the ghost composed of ghost cockroaches will appear on the door, making a fuss." ”

"Hey, Kaizi, you think this thing really comes from hell?" The fat man came to his head and approached the red door to take a closer look at the ghost cockroach.

As soon as the fat man approached, the body of the ghost cockroach, which was already on the verge of death, skyrocketed, and it was about to bite the fat man with its teeth bared, and a hideous smiling human face appeared on its head, and then it disappeared into the red door.

The fat man screamed, and jumped in front of Uncle Li, not daring to talk nonsense anymore.

At this time, Tian Qigong, who was dressed as a layman and a Taoist, walked out of the room when he heard the sound, and looked at Uncle Li with an unhappy face: "Why is it so slow?" Having trouble? ”

"No, leading these two boys to Huangquan Road, there are some things that they should be familiar with." Uncle Li replied.

"Alright, come in." Tian Qigong waved his hand and let us all go into the room where the ghost meat balls were stored.

The fat man, like a frightened rabbit, squinted at the wooden shelves that originally contained the soul gathering bowls, and when he saw that the wooden shelves were empty, he immediately lightning, his small waist was straightened, his little eyes were shining, and he began to touch again.

"Okay, you starving ghost, can you give a good start to your young colleagues." As soon as Tian Qigong looked up, he saw Uncle Li actually floating above the offering platform and took a big sip of the smoke of the incense candle, and he couldn't help frowning, and he was a little angry.

"Hey, hey." Uncle Li smiled and floated down, "Lao Tian, I didn't say you, ah, you are a person, on ability, on character, everything is good, there is the same, too old-fashioned, Gaha is serious about everything, isn't it, ** doesn't teach us, unity, nervousness, seriousness, liveliness, right, two calves?" ”

These two calves were said by Uncle Li to me and the fat man, we grinned, and said in our hearts that they are really strong and courageous, this dead old ghost is drunk, and he actually licked his face and dared to talk about brothers with Tian Qigong's shoulders, which is really a bit ignorant of life and death.

Tian Qigong looked at Uncle Li in disbelief, and then looked at us: "He, what's wrong?" ”

The fat man and I couldn't hold back our laughter, and we had to pee our pants no longer, and we were having fun while talking about Uncle Li's troubles about eating the elder's scattered explosives and burning spicy lungs.

After listening, Tian Qigong was also snarling: "I said why is this guy so atmospheric today, I thought he had become an immortal." ”

"Okay, Lao Li, come here." Tian Qigong stretched out his hand to greet Uncle Li, who was floating in the air and was a little unstable, Uncle Li came over with a smile, as soon as he passed, Tian Qigong reached out and poked Uncle Li's Yintang as quickly as lightning, and Uncle Li landed on his face first, and then turned over and stood up and saluted: "Hello Tian Commander." ”

"Are you sober?" Tian Qigong's face was expressionless, "When you wake up, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, and talk about some serious things." ”

Uncle Li hurriedly nodded like a chicken: "Talking about business, talking about business, I said, your shocking finger is still so domineering, you will hit it with one blow." ”

"Okay, don't fool me, my legs and feet are not good." Tian Qigong didn't have a stubble on Uncle Li's honey-bellied sugar-coated cannonball, "Old Li, do you know why I'm in a hurry to find you today?" ”

"I don't know, what's wrong?" When it came to business, Uncle Li also returned to seriousness.

"Something happened to the sinkhole." Tian Qigong said word by word.