Bao Yuan acted differently from others, he was very simple, he strode forward, his neck was stalked, his cat eyes were rat-eyed, and he looked up and down around Taishang Laojun. That is, I don't think about whether it's right or wrong to do this, and I don't want to think about it, so I don't lose the dignity of the little master......

Scold! Taishang Laojun is really very different from the description in the legend. Look, Taishang Laojun is old and thin, with a big nose, and a large wine trough nose, really like a ripe red strawberry hanging on his face, lean, and his silver hair is dull and flashing.

Fortunately, the gods don't blame this bullshit little master for committing the following crimes.

Bao Yuan didn't say anything, but he muttered endlessly in his heart, damn! Is this the legendary Taishang Laojun? Why is he in the world? It stands to reason that he should be at ease in the Heavenly Palace? How did you get to the world? How many cases?

Song Peng and Bao Yuan have different views.

Song Peng thinks: Although Lao Tzu is Taishang Laojun, but Lao Tzu is a person from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Fuxi and Houyi are much earlier than him, don't look at the Taishang Laojun recorded in the wild history is very powerful, omnipotent, and lives in the Thirty-Three Heavenly Doushi Palace, which is higher than the Heavenly Court.

As a matter of fact.

That is, a shriveled little old man in the world.

No matter how you think about it, the traditional worldview has been subverted again.

The two statues of the Spring and Autumn Hall waved their hands at Jingwei, and Jingwei let out a long howl through the air. In an instant, under the Blood Jade Altar, thousands of white-clothed women poured out from all directions, and in a flash, the white-clothed women rushed to the Blood Jade Altar together, quickly removing the blood stains on the ground.

Ping Sigui jumped up excitedly, and said straight in his mouth: "Okay, good!" The beauty is not finished, Lao Tzu must have a chance to soak a fairy in the Spring and Autumn Hall! ”

Du Muqing slapped him heavily on the head: "It's not promising." ”

Ping Sigui was obviously very aggrieved: "Alas. Xiaoqing, man. That's all there is to it. ”

After Bao Yuan finished looking, Taishang Laojun arched his hand and said, "Two Venerables." The people who can survive in the great war are all dragons and phoenixes among people, although the old man is an outsider, he doesn't like to fight and kill...... However, the old man wanted to ask the two Venerables, did the Spring and Autumn Hall really want to cut off the head of the neck before they would give up? Perhaps, just like outsiders' evaluation of the Spring and Autumn Hall, there are those who come to die, but they don't start? ”

Poseidon is belligerent by nature. Crazy when he saw blood, he sneered and said: "Spring and Autumn Hall has always maintained a neutral attitude of watching the fire from across the strait for five thousand years, and today, if you don't do it, you can do it, in my opinion, killing one is also killing, killing two is also killing, a drop of blood on your hand is also stained, and dipping your body full of blood is also stained." Hum! If the Spring and Autumn Hall needs me Poseidon to kill people on my behalf, don't be polite, please make it clear to the two Venerables! ”

It's really a polite thing to say, but it's like the matter of Spring and Autumn Hall has become his business.

Everyone else can hear it. Poseidon's words have two meanings, one is that he didn't kill enough people, and he wants to kill again; The second is disgusting, and Chunqiu Tang doesn't dare to really do it. Obviously, I can't get along with Spring and Autumn Hall.

What is exciting is that the second statue of the Spring and Autumn Hall did not answer him at all.

Fittest. Taishang Laojun's words are enough to save face, although they are questioning. The words are also showing that whether the Spring and Autumn Hall dares to avenge this thousand-year-old revenge, and whether they dare to take the head of the Xiang Shang. If you don't dare, it proves that outsiders' evaluation of Spring and Autumn Hall is very right.

When Du Muqing was kowtowing, Sun Panzi had been looking for an acquaintance, and this acquaintance referred to Xu Deren, the descendant of the lazy fairy.

Pity!

Xu Deren was nowhere to be found.

The two statues of the Spring and Autumn Hall looked at each other, and Jiang Zhu expressed his opinion, he said: "For five thousand years, the Emperor has been guarding the door of the Spring and Autumn Hall, and the Spring and Autumn Hall has made a heavy oath to the sky: to kill the Yellow Emperor before he will stop, and the descendants of the Chinese Yan and Huang will be renamed the grandsons of Yan Chi...... Even so, the more affectionate the hatred became, and he couldn't bear to do it, so that the heroes and heroes of the world slandered everywhere...... Good! There is always a time for things to happen, but when you come to the Spring and Autumn Hall, you must kill it, and naturally you don't need others to do it for you, the Spring and Autumn Hall can give others a chance to open the door of the world, but you can't do it for others! ”

Sun Panzi shouted: "Can't be killed!" ”

Zhen Xuan looked at Sun Panzi with a grateful face: "Sun Jiuye's good intentions, Zhen Xuan sincerely thanks, one kill and one report, it is worth it!" ”

said.

He knelt down at the coffin of Emperor Yan Shennong and the God of War again, and said one by one: "Before the Yellow Emperor took the Yellow Dragon Feather and ascended, the mundane things that he missed were not the seventy-two supreme artifacts borrowed from the hands of the gold-clothed saints, and the world that his brothers obtained, let alone to change the world into a heaven and the world, what the Yellow Emperor misses most is not things, but people, it is the two brothers of Emperor Yan and Chiyou, and someone in later generations once said, boiling beans and burning the earth, why ...... hurry."

When he said this, an ancient Indian Buddha spoke: "Donor, the Buddha once said, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, the Zen machine on the butcher's knife will only appear after it is stained with blood, according to the old monk's opinion, the Yellow Emperor and Emperor Yan, Chiyou This thousand-year-old public case, only blood will be over." ”

The idiot yelled, "Butt butt! If the monk doesn't fart, if he farts, it stinks! ”

The ancient Buddha of India put his hands together: "There is a smell and a fragrance, there is no smell and no fragrance, there is a give-and-take, there is a reason, there is no reason, there is no reason, the idiot master does not know where my Buddha's Zen machine is, but here he is vainly angry and stinky, let me ask the Buddha, what is the smell?" ”

Monks are used to selling their mouths, and bullshit comes when they open their mouths, one by one.

The idiot came from the emperor's family, in Wutai Mountain for hundreds of years, cultivating the mind and cultivating the nature without cultivating the Buddha, if the essence of Buddhism and Zen is essential, it is naturally inferior to the ancient Buddha of India.

Bao Yuan had already seen it.

Without waiting for the idiot to open his mouth to refute, Bao Yuan took the first step to ask the Indian Ancient Buddha: "Master, have you ever slept with a woman?" ”

Du Muqing looked surprised, and said in her heart: "Bao, which string is wrong in your head?" Can you speak? How could anyone ask a monk that? ”

Bao Yuan asked inexplicably, the ancient Buddha boss of India didn't understand, he said: "Donor, the old monk gave up the red dust, is already a person outside the party, in this life and this life only cultivate pure yang solitary fire, participate in Zen enlightenment, if the old monk is perennial with yin and yang power, how can he stand in the Spring and Autumn Hall and share the grand ceremony of opening the door of heaven and earth with all the heroes and heroes?" Donor, being a human being is no different from cultivation, and you must keep your mouth shut. ”

Bao Yuancai didn't care about this, and asked again: "Master Zhen Huan who killed people just now, does he often kill?" ”

The ancient Buddha of India called Amitabha Buddha, he said, people, the old monk is indeed killed, but the fact of killing is not the Buddha's main purpose, the time is pressed, the situation is forced, the old monk has to do it, I hope the donor is not strange!

Song Peng immediately understood what Bao Yuanhu meant, to deal with this kind of bald donkey, he could only sing double reeds and play Lai Pi to treat him.

Song Peng said: "Master, have you ever touched or seen a woman who is slick and undressed? ”

The ancient Buddha of India did not know what was the set, and thought that these two hairy boys were learning Buddha and Zen to him, he said, the old monk **** night and night green light yellow scroll, the heart is in the Buddha, the body is also in the Buddha, and the Buddhism practices the pure fire of the lonely yang, which is for the purification of all sentient beings. All living beings are comfortable, why should the old monk see the world again, naturally he can't see the smooth woman that the little benefactor said, the color precept is the great precept of Buddhism, how can the old monk break it casually, nothing! Non-negligent! Sin, sin, sin!

Song Peng pretended to be surprised: "Huh! That's not right, this monk hasn't even seen a sleek woman, dizzy, where did you come from this bald donkey? Did it come out of a crack in the stone, huh! Disastrous! Disastrous! Give you a stick and you can make a big havoc in the heavenly palace! Disastrous! Disastrous! ”

Laugh.

The ancient Buddha of India said with a smile: "The little benefactor took the meaning out of context, although it is crooked, but there is also a point of truth." ”

Immediately afterwards, Bao Yuan went into battle shirtless and spoke: "Monk!" What you say is very wrong, what is the reason? What is very reasonable? Song Ye has understood all the truths in the world. Monk, it's okay for you to admit that you have slept with a woman, the problem is, you bite your tongue and don't admit it, you say you haven't seen a woman, okay, Xiao Tai Bao will find you a woman, okay! Feelings you really jumped out of the stone, and when you came out of the stone, you were at the feet of the Buddha? No wonder one mouth persuades people to kill, phew, it turns out that the heart is made of stone. ”

Ping Sigui comprehended: "Monk, the words of Bao Xiaoye and Song Ye have passed, it is unrealistic, I know, you are not drawn out of the cracks in the stone, you should have been born, your mother must have been naked when she gave birth to you, this is beyond doubt, you must have slept with your mother when you can't walk, monk, just admit that you have slept with women, don't collapse, admit it, don't be embarrassed, isn't it?" ”

The face of the ancient Buddha of India was changing color, blue for a while, red for a while, black for a while, and his body was reversed with a bang, and his body exploded into a blood mist.

There is a saying: When a Buddhist monk encounters Laipi, he can only die! (To be continued.) )