The coffin is black and red, but I don't know which is the ancestor of Zhou Laozi, and I must ask the 'immortal to point to the coffin'!

The so-called 'immortal finger coffin' is to open the altar to make offerings, and cast spells to invite the following Yin to help, but this must be carried out after dark, not only to drip blood and set incense to open the Yin Road, but also to need a Zhou family's body to tolerate the Yin Difference into the body, the Zhou family should be a woman, and if it is a virgin!

Zhou Yaxiao's face turned red when she heard this, and the old man Zhou said: "No problem, my family Xiao is fine, she has been going to school very well, and she usually doesn't like to talk to outsiders, I know her best!" ”

Zhang Mi nodded and said: "If you ask the immortal for guidance, you have to go back to the cemetery, so everyone should take a break in the next time, the road to the cemetery is not easy to walk, we can't wait until it gets dark to go!" ”

Waist holding his stomach came in from the outside and said: "I may not be able to go tonight, I don't know what's wrong with my stomach, I'm always making trouble now!" ”

Old Man Zhou took a puff of cigarette pouch and said: "You have eaten too many dates, this date itself is to invigorate blood and strengthen the spleen, plus you young people are strong, the stomach is hot, and the jujube skin is slippery and difficult to digest. ”

Seeing that my waist had been holding my stomach and the pain was terrible, I told him: "I have Norfloxacin capsules in my bag, so I'll take a few." ”

Waist replied: "No need, I am more experienced than you for lazi, don't worry, it will be fine in a while!" ”

Next, Zhang Mi said that he still needed some tribute to open the altar, so I went to the village commissary to take a look, and there were really a lot of things in this commissary!

I casually bought some fruit, picked a roast chicken, bought some peanuts, and finally asked for two bottles of Jinliufu (liquor), the lady in the commissary was very enthusiastic, and saw that I bought a lot of things and gave me a box of watermelon-flavored chewing gum.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, we had dinner early, Zhang Mi and I carried all the things we had prepared on our backs, and walked to the ancestral tomb of the Zhou family with Zhou Yaxiao.

After crossing the small river to the east of the village, it took more than 20 minutes to walk out of the jujube forest before coming to the ancestral tomb of the Zhou family.

We found a relatively flat place, put a folding table, and put white ash, incense burner, fruit bowl and other applications on it, and sat next to it and waited for dark!

However, after sitting for a while, a few of us couldn't stand it, as soon as the sky darkened in the ancestral tomb of the Zhou family, mosquitoes began to fly out all over the sky to feed, whether it was on the legs or arms, as long as it was the place where the meat was exposed, they would not let it go, but Zhou Yaxiao was thoughtful, she took out a bottle of mosquito repellent water from her pocket and sprayed it all over our bodies, and lit a piece of Tianlan sunflower, and we escaped.

Zhou Yaxiao said: "It's okay to encounter ordinary mosquitoes in this old forest, you can solve it with a bottle of toilet water, but it will be troublesome to encounter stinky mosquitoes (Hakka), stinky mosquitoes are big and fly fast, and there are trace amounts of toxins. So you have to order a piece of home-made geran sunflower incense! ”

Finally night fell, and we began to 'invite the earth fairy'. Zhang Mi lit incense, lit wax, poured white rice into a bowl, put the yellow fu on the left side, put the long sword on the right side, and stood in front of the table.

He asked Zhou Yaxiao to stretch out a finger, then took out the dagger on his waist and cut it, dripping Zhou Yaxiao's blood onto a purple incense, and then inserting the purple incense into the incense burner.

Zhou Yaxiao retracted his hand with a bitter expression, squatted on the ground, Zhang Mi looked at Zhou Yaxiao's appearance as if he was very uncomfortable, and said: "Miss Zhou, you don't have to be nervous or afraid, it's okay, if you don't want to look, just close your eyes!" But you have to stand up! ”

Zhou Yaxiao nodded, closed her eyes, and stood up, but her expression was solemn, her hands were clenched into fists against her legs, I saw that she was so frightened, so I went over to support her.

I said, "Zhou Yaxiao is fine, you don't have to be afraid to relax!" We're all here! ”

She opened her eyes and looked at me and said, "Thank you, I—I'm fine!" After saying that, he closed his eyes and pursed his mouth.

Then Zhang Mi began to cast a spell, he picked up the long sword, wore the yellow talisman on the tip of the sword, put the fingers of his left hand together, pointed to the hilt of the sword, and then quickly moved to the tip of the sword along the sword body, and the fire flashed instantly, the yellow talisman ignited out of thin air, and then Zhang Mi swung the sword left and right, drawing a halo of yellow light in the air.

Then the hilt of the sword swung down, and the tip of the sword was quickly inserted into the rice bowl, and his mouth whispered: "Order the immeasurable Great Hongzu God to send the Venerable to be auspicious!" As he spoke, the tip of the sword suddenly rose upward, pointing at the purple incense dripping with blood in the incense burner, but in the tip of the sword, a yellow beam of light suddenly shot out, and I saw that the purple incense had been ignited by it, and at the same time, Zhou Yaxiao also fainted in my arms.

After about three seconds, Zhou Yaxiao snuggled up to me and woke up, and at the same time, a stammering man's voice came from Zhou Yaxiao's mouth: "Who?" Who is it? What's the matter with me, poker? Ma Ma Mahjong? Or Pai Gow? I was startled, so I quickly took a few steps back, and looked at Zhou Yaxiao carefully with wide eyes.

Zhou Yaxiao lost her center of gravity and almost fell to the ground, but fortunately she took two steps forward so that she didn't fall, and she said: "Oops! You're going to fall to death for the rest of your life! Ay? No, I'm dead? That shouldn't be right! ”

I can only react when I listen to him again, this is no longer Zhou Yaxiao! Zhou Yaxiao has already been paid by the yin, and now Zhou Yaxiao is yin!

I saw Yin Cha rubbing his eyes and continued: "What do you want, want, want, and do in this future life?" ”

Zhang Mi put down the sword in his hand and hurriedly leaned over to salute Yincha: "Is it okay for the immortal to come in?" ”

Yin Cha swayed his body from side to side and smiled slowly: "Good, good, good, good lately, it's good if it's not close." ”

Zhang Mi hurriedly helped the yincha: "Under is Zhang Mi, a Taoist priest from Maoshan Mountain, I want to ask Shangxian for a favor!" ”

"Help, help! This is a good thing to accumulate yin virtue! ”

"Shangxian, there have been a lot of things in the Zhou family these days, I found that the ancestral tomb was washed away by the water, so now I plan to move the grave with bones, but there are two coffins, one black and one red, I don't know which one, please bother Shangxian!"

"Oops! I said that you are stupid in this posterity, okay, you look at me first, you see if I have drunk too much! ”

"The immortals are massive, how can they get drunk with the wine in front of the table?"

Yin Cha laughed and then waved his hand, and a table of eight immortals appeared in front of me out of thin air, as well as three long benches! Then he sat down on the stool, and he waved his hand at me, motioning for me to come and sit.

I didn't know if I was really drunk or drunk when I saw this yin, but there were really two hits, no wonder even Zhang Mi had to ask him for help, I didn't dare to offend him, so I immediately nodded and sat opposite the yincha, and quickly said: "Shangxian is good."

Yin Cha looked at me and didn't speak, and then he waved his hand again, and the tributes I had just placed on the folding table appeared on the table.

Yin Cha cocked Erlang's legs while eating, and pointed at me with chicken legs and said, "This little girl is in good shape!" Your girlfriend! ”

I immediately shook my head: "No, no, it's not my girlfriend!" ”

Yin Cha said slowly: "Since it's not, hurry up and chase it, pay it back as soon as you don't owe her, don't wait until your tears drop on her face, it's too late!" And you" Yin Cha pointed at Zhang Mi and continued: "Don't pull a big long face all day long, pretend to be cold and girls don't like it, and be gentle with girls in the future, otherwise you will suffer a big loss!" ”

After listening to Yincha's words, Zhang Mi and I were very puzzled, and I said in my heart that this Yincha wouldn't really be drunk before coming over, right? Or is he such a person who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles? Did he check our account when he came? What are you talking about? The whole thing is that the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, and the nonsense is connected into a big article! It won't be another unreliable ghost!

Yin Cha stared at me and said, "You can't be wrong to listen to me, by the way, or else!" Anyway, this Nizi has already fainted, so now you two will go to the cave room! This is an opportunity! ”

I stared wide-eyed at the yin who was picking his teeth with his little thumb, and I didn't understand what the hell was doing. Maliciously molesting the two of us?

I hurriedly replied: "Shangxian, it's funny, Shangxian, you forgot, we still have something to do!" ”

Yin Cha poured a sip of wine, pointed at Zhang Mi and pointed at me again, and said, "One is more stupid than the other, you are far worse than when I was young!" Two coffins? One is black, the other is red, and I asked which one belonged to the Zhou family? This piece is the ancestral tomb of the Zhou family, what do you say? This is a water flush that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family does not recognize the family! ”

Zhang Yi was stunned for a long time and didn't speak, and I also had a frustration before I said to Yin Cha: "Shangxian, your old man really understands it thoroughly, we really didn't find the wrong person, but this Zhou family is not the Zhou family, what we are looking for is the ancestral grave of the Xiao Zhou family, that is, the Zhou Yaxiao family, not the big Zhou family, the big Zhou family is the ancestral grave of dozens of families in several surrounding villages." You understand what I say! ”

Yin Cha ate a few peanuts and took a sip of wine and said: "I still have a bureau below, I won't joke with you, your narration ability is a little poor, what big Zhou and Xiao Zhou's are messed up, let him say" The yin cha pointed at Zhang Mi, Zhang Mi nodded and said: "Shangxian, here's the thing, there are two coffins, one black and one red, one of which is the longevity of Zhou Yaxiao's ancestor, and the other is just the tomb of a family surnamed Zhou, which has nothing to do with Zhou Yaxiao's family, and due to feng shui changes, only one family suffered, Now it is confirmed that it is Zhou Yaxiao's family, and although the ancestral coffin is exposed, the feng shui has not changed, and the coffin cannot be moved casually, so please come to find out which is the longevity material of Zhou Yaxiao's ancestor! ”

The ghost nodded after hearing Zhang Mi's words, took another sip of wine and continued: "I see! But in the future, it's not easy for you to do this, the records of entering the customs (ghost gate) before 2000 belong to the category of old archives, and it's not easy to check! ”

This ghost is just a mouth, and I immediately understood what he meant, he pretended to be a prophet in front and confused in the back, it turned out that he still wanted money in the final analysis! It seems that this money is really a good thing, people can use it to buy the road to the future when they are alive, and they have to use it to buy the road to the underworld after they die! But there's no way, as the old saying goes, can money make the devil grind! Besides, it's not easy to come on a trip, so you should be paid!

I smiled at him and put my mouth in his ear and said, "Don't worry, it's not a problem for us!" To tell you the truth, I am an authorized dealer of China Tiandi Bank, and I am afraid that I will not succeed without money! ”

The ghost laughed, slapped the table with his hand, and the fruit bowl on the table disappeared immediately, and with a wave of his hand, a laptop appeared on the table of the Eight Immortals, he turned on the computer and said to us: "I like to be happy, but don't worry, you two don't worry, my computer is a little low, and the boot is a little stuck, you have to wait for a while!" ”

After more than a point, the ghost cha checked the old files of the past entrance (ghost gate), and he first checked the genealogy of Zhou Yaxiao's family.

After a while, the ghost smiled at the two of us and said, "It's done, I found the entry record of the coffin owner when I entered the customs that year!" You see you're all here! ”

I hurried over to the computer to see what was on it!

It turned out that the coffin owner was called Zhou Wenxiu, and the entry time was the 16th year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty, at the age of 52, and it was also said that this person's zodiac was Yin, Gemini, and he left a son before his death. ……

After reading a few lines, I finally found the point, Zhou Wenxiu was buried in the lacquered red willow yin and yang mandarin duck coffin numbered Shuntian 098543 with his wife Zhou Wu in the sixteenth year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty!

The acceptor is Wang Xiaowu, No. 3, Hall 1, Ghost Gate. After reading the message on the computer, Zhang Mi and I said in unison: "It's the red one!" ”

Yin Cha nodded, closed the computer, and said, "The matter is solved!" Don't forget to pay the commission, call my name Cui Laoshui when you burn the post, and see that the two of you are not bad in the future, I will remind you that the number of ghosts in the yang world has soared in the past few years, and there have been 'walking corpses' in some places recently, you have to be more careful in this business, okay, good luck! Good bye. After finishing speaking, Zhou Yaxiao fainted to the ground, and the stool under our buttocks disappeared in an instant, and when I looked back, I saw that the purple incense had burned out.