Chapter 280: Imposter Warrior
Seeing that Wei Ergou killed the soldier as soon as he made a move, Yang Yi was surprised, and instinctively rushed to another soldier who was already stunned, in case he shouted and attracted other Taiping soldiers, however, before Yang Yi could move, he saw Wei Ergou reflexively punch the throat of the other soldier, and after a soft sound of broken bones, the soldier covered his neck with his hands and collapsed to the ground, and black blood clots kept spitting out of his mouth, and it seemed that it was not working.
Looking at Wei Ergou, who killed two people in a row in the blink of an eye, Yang Yi was completely shocked by Wei Ergou's unusual violent demeanor, and was about to reprimand him, when he saw Wei Ergou's eyebrows in the middle of the Yin Tang bulging, as if there was something in it that was about to break out of the skin, he knew that he was angered by the slap of the soldier just now, and moved the demon suppressed by the spirit of wisdom, so he was so thirsty for killing, but Yang Yi didn't know how to rescue, and in a hurry, he had to sweep his legs and knock down Wei Ergou, who was full of blood, Then press his head into the snowdrift to cool him down.
Wei Ergou was pushed into the snow, as soon as the cold snowflakes invaded his eyes, nostrils, and mouth, the chill in his heart made him quickly return to normal, and after breaking free from Yang Yi's control, he looked at Yang Yi inexplicably and asked, "Why are you so big-hearted, what is this, and you still have the heart to mess with me?" ”
"Trouble your uncle," seeing that Wei Ergou's eyebrows were no longer bulging, Yang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on the ground panting, "You just moved your heart demon, if I hadn't used a Finnish bath to cool you down, it is estimated that you would have washed the Taiping Army barracks in blood by this time, what do you think, hum"
"Really?" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi suspiciously, and then looked at the two corpses on the snow with discolored faces, the fat on his cheeks trembled, and asked in a trembling voice: "This, this is what I did?" ”
Yang Yi glanced at Wei Ergou, who had an incredible expression, and said sarcastically: "It's not you or me, don't you exalt me, didn't you see what you did just now, hey, the whole person doesn't blink, and the thief is fast, no, is your family really doing business, you really didn't lie to me?" ”
", hey, when I recall it now, my mind was blank at that time, I don't know what I did, by the way, this has to be regarded as a person with limited capacity in law, and I don't have to pursue criminal responsibility, right?" Wei Ergou blinked, looked at the two immovable corpses again, looked at Yang Yi with palpitations, and asked miserably.
"It also restricts people with limited capacity, you know a lot, it's useless!" Yang Yi helplessly looked at Wei Ergou, who was also blinded by things on the stall, and said with a smile: "Okay, this is not a harmonious society governed by law, it is a chaotic era in the late Qing Dynasty where human life is like a mustard, and it is also during the war, killing people is licensed, come on, these two grandsons are not good birds at first glance, they can be regarded as innocent of death, don't grind and chirp like an old lady, just get up and do the right thing." ”
Hearing Yang Yi say this, Wei Ergou was happy at that time, turned over and got up, looked at Yang Yi with a smile and said: "When you say this, I feel much more comfortable, right, brother, this is not called indiscriminate killing of innocents, this is called eliminating harm for the people, how noble is it...... Hey, hey, with hey, lightning, hurry up and take off your clothes, hurry up! ”
"What, what do you mean? What are you going to do? Seeing Wei Ergou staring at himself with bright eyes, Yang Yi didn't know what kind of stimulation this natural stay had received, and what crazy thoughts came out of his inspiration, thinking about it, it was not too late to ask first and then act.
"Don't you see, the order in the Taiping Army barracks is not good, you see these military tents, good guys, shouting, like a vegetable market, I estimate, the management here is also very chaotic, if our brothers change into a Taiping Army uniform, it is estimated that they will act much more freely, what is this idea, genius, eh?" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi proudly, deeply complacent for his clever brain.
"Do you mean to wear their clothes?" Yang Yi shifted his gaze from Wei Ergou's face to the two stiff corpses on the ground, and said slowly with a shocked expression.
"No, aren't you a criminal policeman, and you still taboo this, you're not such a hypocritical person, right, big brother?" Wei Ergou saw that Yang Yi was a little frightened about wearing dead people's clothes, and couldn't help but squeeze him.
"Okay, okay, everything is for the cause of the party/country, I am out of the way...... Damn, who am I trying to provoke, I have been reduced to the point of picking up the clothes of the fallen child (referring to the nameless corpse), if this is spread, my father will have to beat me to death, hum" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou with a bitter face and complained with a sneer.
"Okay, okay, it's not like that, isn't it just wearing a number coat, you still think it's going to change inside and out, what do you want?" Wei Ergou glanced at Yang Yi with great amusement, and first went to one of the corpses to untie the outermost red and green-edged coat, put it on himself, and then smiled at Yang Yi gorgeously: "See, buddy is now a holy soldier of the Taiping Army, it's not difficult." ”
"Ah, this is okay, you said it earlier, why did I get on such a fire, it's not kind." Seeing that he was just wearing the coat with the words Taiping Holy Soldier printed on the outside of the corpse, Yang Yi was immediately relieved, and happily took off the coat of another corpse and put it on, and in an instant, he also transformed into a Taiping soldier.
Taking advantage of Yang Yi's change of clothes, Wei Ergou, who was familiar with ancient and modern Chinese and foreign miscellaneous books, took the opportunity to show off and said: "Tell you, when my brother used to study hard, he had read a book that introduced the military system of the Taiping Army. Hong Xiuquan, the grandson, can't do anything else, he only got into mind about these things, he thought about it for three nights, and stipulated that the Heavenly King Imperial Forest Army wore a golden vest without edges, the East King wore a yellow vest and a green vest, the West King wore a yellow vest and a white vest, the Southern King wore a yellow vest and a red vest, the North King wore a yellow vest and a black vest, the Wing King wore a yellow vest and a blue vest, and Hou Zhi also wore a yellow vest with red edge. The general wears a red vest and a yellow-edged vest under the commander of the army, and the commander wears a red vest and a green edge under the commander of the two Simas, and the front and back of the uniform are decorated with a five-inch long and five-inch wide yellow cloth, with the word Taiping printed on the front and the word saint printed on the back. See, the two coats we are wearing are both handwritten, one is that these two dead ghosts are just ordinary soldiers at the Sima level, not Lin Fengxiang's personal soldiers, so they are wearing red and green clothes, and the other is that the words on this shirt are handwritten, not woodcut template printing, indicating that these two dead ghosts joined the Taiping Army later, not those Northern Expeditionary Army that came out of Nanjing, that is to say, they are just a miscellaneous army, not the regular army that Lin Fengxiang brought out from Nanjing, understand? ”
Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou who was talking with his mouth open, and praised him sincerely: "You can, your belly full of fat is not full of oil, it is really good, admire and admire!" ”
"What age is this, you must be a rich second generation with culture and compulsion, to distinguish it from those nouveau riche second generation who take vulgarity as temperament and throw people wherever they go, do you understand?" Wei Ergou pretended to look at Yang Yi deeply and began to describe the three views of a rich second generation.
"Pull it down, you rich people, you are all god-like neurotics, you really can't afford to hurt or provoke, don't put gold on your face, hehe" Yang Yi put on his uniform, and stepped on the soldier's shotgun and waist knife, and then glared at Wei Ergou, meaning what to do next, there is a rich second-generation military advisor?
"We are also soldiers of the Taiping Army now, of course we walked in in a big way, puffed up our chests, what about your eyes, how can you cut people's eyebrows and rat eyes, generous, don't look like you're going to steal people, hehe"
After that, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou buried the two corpses in the snow and hid them, and then walked towards the barracks with great dignity.
Entering the barracks, Yang Yi looked around, and it was really as Wei Ergou said, in those layers of military tents, there were really all the miscellaneous troops stationed in the layers of military tents who had not yet taken off the traces of peasants or homeless people at a glance, and all of them were untidy and still saying foul language. What's more, in some military tents, the curtain was wide open, and the scenes of crowds gathering to gamble were clearly visible, and there were no officers such as the commander of the patrol camp to stop him.
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou walked unhindered in those military camps, looking at the chaos in front of them, which was clearly the chaos of the bandits' den, and they were secretly surprised in their hearts, they had seen the information about the Taiping Army in the history books before, but they all said that the Taiping Army was a vigorous peasant uprising, and the rebel army was a strict military discipline, which was simply the prototype of the Red Army later, but these scenes they see now completely subverted the previous impression, and they couldn't help but look at each other, and said in their hearts that with this military discipline, can they still fight?
After looking at it for a while, Wei Ergou saw the clue first, approached Yang Yi and whispered: "As my brother expected, these Taiping soldiers are all homeless people who later defected to the Taiping Army, and there may be members of the White Lotus Sect, Tianli Sect, Heaven and Earth Society and other underworld members, think about it, the homeless people plus the hooligans, can the discipline be good?" However, I guess Lin Fengxiang also deliberately let these unorganized and undisciplined miscellaneous troops stay on the periphery, and specially let the defenders of Cangzhou City see and hear the excitement in the Taiping army barracks, indicating that the Taiping army did not take the Qing army seriously at all, and has begun to live a prosperous life again, and no matter how much the siege of the city has been around for a year and a half, this is playing psychological warfare with the defenders in Cangzhou City, wanting to break the morale of the Qing army, hehe"