Chapter Twenty-Four: The Corpse Dog War and Bai Ming's Gender
Bai Ming gave me a punch and said, "You won't really treat me as a thug, will you?" I unceremoniously punched Bai Ming in the chest,
Suddenly, I was stunned, and Bai Ming was also stunned. I opened my mouth, pointed at Bai Ming and said, "You, you, you." ”
Bai Ming slapped my hand away and said, "What are you, I'll catch zombies, you stay alone, I don't care if you die." With that, he ran away with a crimson face.
I touched the hand that hit Bai Ming's chest and smiled stupidly.
Soon, Bai Ming walked back with a roaring zombie in her hand, she turned her head to the side, threw the zombie in her hand to me and said, "I don't know if you want to die or live, its hands and feet have been broken by me." ”
Seeing that I was still giggling, Bai Ming kicked me and said again: "I caught something for you, what conspiracy do you have quickly." ”
"Uh." I touched my head and said embarrassedly, "I really didn't mean to do it just now. ”
"Enough!" Bai Ming interrupted me and said, "I warn you, if you dare to tell others this secret, I will kill you, and tell me what to do next, or I will throw you to feed the dogs!" ”
"Alright, alright." I sneered, "Can you chop this zombie to shreds?" The more crumbled, the better. ”
Bai Ming's hand flipped over, and he pulled out a long knife from the air and said, "I really don't know where you got so many perverted requests, scatter them, Senbon Sakura." Suddenly, the long knife split into countless sharp blades, piercing the zombies on the ground into countless pieces.
"Ugh." Looking at the pile of minced meat on the ground that had been broken and almost invisible, I resisted the urge to vomit, looked at Bai Ming, who still had no change in color, and said, "Why don't you have anything at all, it stands to reason that you should be more afraid of this than me." ”
Bai Ming pointed the long knife in his hand at me and said, "Say it again, you will kill you now." ”
I saw that Bai Ming seemed to be really showing signs of rampage, and hurriedly said seriously: "Can you roll around on it?" Bai Ming glanced at me, didn't say much, and rolled back and forth on the pile of minced meat, and then, she stood up from the ground with a rancid smell and said, "What's next." ”
I looked at Bai Ming's appearance, and I was speechless for a while, what kind of things happened to make her such a strong girl.
After a long time, I smiled and said, "Next, are you still afraid that you won't be able to get close to Cerberus?" The biggest Cerberus, give me a beating, and then you run back with your cloak of invisibility, and then, if nothing else, we can watch a dead dog fight. ”
Sure enough, when Bai Ming approached, Cerberus just sniffled and didn't even open his eyes.
Before the action.
"Bai Ming, you have to remember that you don't have to hurt Cerberus much this time, but it must hurt!"
"Pain?"
"Yes, if it's that unbearable pain, it hurts so much that it doesn't have time to think, and it hurts so much that it immediately goes crazy."
Bai Ming took the long knife in his hand and gestured around the hellhound for a while. (Pain?) Where does it hurt the most? Eventually, she seemed to have made up her mind, and she picked up her sword and stabbed the two balls between the hind legs of Cerberus.
mygod! Seeing Bai Ming's actions, I instantly covered my crotch, and this time, I looked at it painfully.
Sure enough, the moment Bai Ming went down, the biggest hellhound let out a deafening roar, originally, this cry was also quite domineering, but no matter how I listened to it at this time, it felt more like a heart-rending scream. Bai Ming saw that he had succeeded in angering the Cerberus, so he didn't stay long, and immediately put on an invisibility cloak. The other cerberus also woke up one after another when they heard the roar, and the cerberus who might have become a eunuch couldn't figure out how the zombie who got along with him day and night could attack it inexplicably, but at this time it was already tortured by pain and couldn't think, and directly opened its mouth to bite the nearest zombie in front. Although the other Cerberus didn't understand why their own kind were attacking these non-threatening creatures, they could also hear the endless humiliation and anger in the cries of their own kind, and they also turned their heads and rushed towards the zombies around them.
Originally, the zombies didn't react much, just let the hellhounds slaughter, and when more and more zombies died under the claws of the cerberus, they used their brains that had little wisdom to think, and then, a zombie stretched out its withered arm and slapped it at the cerberus.
Chaos began. At this time, Bai Ming and I, who were the initiators, had already run to the top of a building from a distance, looking at the zombies pouring towards Cerberus from all corners downstairs, I sighed: "It's spectacular! ”
Bai Ming smiled: "Although your guy's ability is average, I have to admit that the method you think is really effective." I suddenly remembered
Bai Ming's shocking knife said: "I said Bai Ming, can you stop fighting there in the future." Bai Ming tilted his head and asked curiously, "Why?" In the past, there was a man named Luo Tong in our team who told me that as long as it is an animal with a male surname, the eggs under the crotch are the most painful part of them. Looking at Bai Ming's innocent eyes, I really didn't know how to explain to her what empathy was.
I said helplessly, "Your words are right, but"
Bai Ming interrupted me impatiently and said, "Didn't you ask for it?" The more painful it is, the better. ”
"Okay, okay." I waved my hand weakly and said, "But can you go and change your clothes now?" Aren't you like this now? ”
Bai Ming pulled up the clothes that were still stained with zombie flesh and blood, sniffed them, and said, "It's a little, but I haven't changed my clothes." I shrugged helplessly and said, "Don't look at me, I don't even have storage space, where is the replacement of clothes, hey I say, don't you have storage space?" You won't decorate it with a change of clothes? Won't your battle clothes be torn? Bai Ming shook his head and said: "I would have brought it, but then I didn't have teammates, anyway, if I was alone, it would be nothing, and then I didn't bring men's clothes." ”
I nodded and said, "Oh, that's it, wait, you said you don't bring men's clothes?" ”
As if realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Bai Ming stopped answering.
I said helplessly, "I said, you're not going to run around like this, are you?" Bai Ming tilted his head and asked, "Is there any problem?" ”
I patted my forehead weakly and said, "Of course there is a problem, let's not talk about whether you have suffered this smell yourself, if you dare to go out with this smell, Cerberus will definitely be the first to tear you." Bai Ming pursed his lips and said, "You don't fool me, Cerberus is now besieged by zombies, even if I rush up to kill a few of them, they may not have time to besiege me." ”
I almost had an urge to vomit blood, and said helplessly: "Let me ask you, what will your current ability and someone stronger than you feel about you?" ”
Bai Ming thought for a while and said, "Heart palpitations, the feeling of extreme heart palpitations. ”
I clapped my hands and said, "That's right, I know what this is called, it's called instinct, the fear of the weak to the instinct of the strong." Although the Cerberus has a low IQ, they still have instincts, and if they feel that there is such a powerful 'zombie' in the zombie horde, what do you think they will do? ”
Bai Ming didn't think much about it, and almost blurted out: "Kill me intensively." After that, Bai Ming nodded: "What you said seems to be very reasonable, but if the scent of our two humans appears, won't they move?" ”
I said helplessly: "My eldest lady, now for Cerberus, the real enemy is the endless zombies, if the two of us don't take the initiative to approach them, no matter how strong you are, they won't leave the zombie group to chase us, right?" ”
Bai Ming nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll go to the building to find water to take a shower and change clothes, and I'll warn you first, if you dare to peek at me, I'll kill you." ”
I nodded and said, "I'm sure I'm not going to peek." ”
Bai Ming thought for a while and said, "No, I'd better be careful." With that, she took out Senbon Sakura and said, "Scatter, Senbon Sakura." "Suddenly, countless blades surrounded me in the middle. She continued, "Just stay there." With that, she walked into the building and disappeared.
I smiled bitterly and shook my head, in fact, Bai Ming did this, not so much to prevent me from running out, but to protect me, after all, leaving me on the roof like this in such an environment, maybe there would be some danger. (What a knife mouth.) )
Bai Ming quickly changed his clothes and came out, and I suddenly asked in surprise, "Huh?" You are so slim, why are you a fat person when you wear men's clothes? ”
Bai Ming reluctantly threw me something similar to a belt: "Gravity Meter: It takes 30 survival days and 10 nightmare heart cores to exchange." Tie it around your waist, and as your strength increases, it will continue to increase in gravity and volume, and the reason why I look like a fat man is that it should be. ”
I turned the gravimeter upside down in my hand, threw it back to Bai Ming and said, "Why don't you bring it back?" How much do you weigh right now? ”
Bai Ming rolled his eyes and said, "This thing must be worn close to the body to work, it will tear my clothes, no."
Fitted with a strap, it doesn't do much, but it's a burden. The gravity corresponding to my current strength is about 100 tons. ”
I opened my mouth to look at Bai Ming, and stammered, "A hundred tons? In other words, when you usually go to life, you always carry a hundred tons of things? ”
Bai Ming nodded and said, "Yes." ”
I looked at Bai Ming and said helplessly: "Can you take off the disguise on your face, I feel that a fair lady in women's clothes is on top of a man's head, it always feels very thunderous, anyway, I know that you are a woman." ”
Bai Ming nodded, put his hand to his chin, and a mask that was thin into the paper was torn off, and along with the mask, there was a long hair like a waterfall.
"Alright." After Bai Ming tore off the mask, he said, "This mask is not very comfortable, next time it is better to exchange a breathable surname, hey, what's wrong with you, hey, are you okay?" ”
I looked at Bai Ming's face blankly, and muttered: "There is a beautiful woman in the north, peerless and readable." One look at the city, and then look at the country. Rather than know the city and the country? It's hard to get a beautiful woman! Are you Gu Qianmo? ”
In an instant, a knife was placed on my neck: "Say, how did you know my identity?" ”
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