ps: The title is in honor of a certain dead eunuch named Guan Canghai......

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"Hmph, are you all wastes in Baiyulou? Can't even deal with a mortal who has lost the kingdom of God and his Godhead? Xia Shuyun, who was sitting on the throne of the gods, looked at the person in the palace who called himself Chu Bai under the throne, and his joy and anger were invisible.

"Please calm your anger, it's not that our people in Baiyulou are incompetent, but that your father His Majesty Wenming is too unexpected, who would have thought that even if His Majesty Wenming only has a wisp of remnant soul left, he would still be able to use such a huge force to easily shatter the system that is enough to defend against the blow of Taiyi Jinxian in the Flood World, who would have thought that when a drowning person encounters a life-saving straw, he will not hold on tightly, but crush it?" Chu Baidao, who stood in the palace and endured Xia Shuyun's anger and divine might, did not change his elegant and calm appearance even under Xia Shuyun's divine power that was enough to crush a star system.

"Oh, is it? You didn't expect that? As a layoutist, you even told me that you didn't expect those variables, shouldn't the layoutist take all the variables into account? After Xia Shuyun listened to Chu Bai's shirk, she didn't laugh angrily.

"No, as a layout, I've taken all the variables into account and prepared a corresponding backhand, except that an outsider overturned the chessboard - the Lord of Reincarnation suddenly intervened and lured your father to her infinite world, the infinite world of the Lord of Reincarnation has always been the place where the great supernatural powers of the heavens and all worlds have been reborn after a catastrophe, so most people will sell her face. Even we, Bai Yulou, would not provoke her, after all, the main god and nightmare plan of Bai Yulou back then was based on the infinite space of the Lord of Reincarnation, and it was somewhat a cause and effect owed to her. Chu Bai still explained elegantly.

"That's enough, I don't want to listen to your explanation, I just ask if you want to be one of the twelve speakers of Bai Yulou's latest term, if you want, continue to complete the things I gave you." Xia Shuyun listened to Chu Bai's shirk, and simply threw out the chips.

"I'm sorry, but while the position of Speaker is tempting, it's not enough for me to provoke the Lord of Samsara. After all, I am not like you, who can cross the heavens and all the worlds, and can not be afraid of the Lord of Samsara. Chu Bai weighed the pros and cons, and finally rejected this tempting condition.

"Then, I will add one more condition, for example, where is the reincarnation of your wife, Li Kangna." Seeing that Chu Bai didn't agree, Xia Shuyun threw out a chip again, a chip that Chu Bai couldn't refuse.

"What, do you know where Connor was reincarnated" Chu Bai no longer had that graceful and calm, and became eager and excited.

"Tut, what an infatuated man." Xia Shuyun looked at Chu Bai's eager, incredulous expression and was very satisfied.

But soon Chu Bai calmed down, thinking about whether Xia Shuyun's words were true or false, and turned to Xia Shuyun and said, "Your Majesty Shuyun, it's not that I don't trust you, it's really ......."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xia Shuyun: "Tut, if you really don't trust me, then I will sign a contract with you, and when you complete the task I taught you, I will tell you the reincarnation of your wife, rest assured, what I signed with you is testified by the will of the entire multiverse." ”

Chu Bai heard Xia Shuyun testify with the will of the multiverse, so he relieved himself: "Then let's sign the contract first." ”

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"My name is Feng Zhanyi, and I am a professional player in e-sports, well, I am barely half a hacker, and the reason why I am half is because although I have a little technology, I have not maliciously attacked other people's websites, at most I have climbed down the wall and spread love action movies or something." The Wind Wings of the Kill Matt trio introduces himself like this.

Since Meng Tianyi cried, Xia Wenming has become Meng Tianyi's scabbard, and he has been given a great health care, oh no, the pain of the sword of the sun god penetrating his chest is needless to say, but it is nothing compared to the thousands of hardships encountered by Xia Wenming on the way to the throne of the gods, so when accepting the divine sword, Xia Wenming still has that breezy appearance, as if there is no pain.

After accepting the sword, Lin Jingyu, the captain of the Beacon Fire Squad, came over, and asked the wise man in the team to make a plan to prepare for the upcoming team battle, and all the newcomers and veterans had to be positioned as roles.

"A mere killer Matt turned out to be a professional player, and he's a hacker,, aren't you supposed to be the kind of gangster who doesn't do his job all day?" Zhang Quandan couldn't believe it.

"The wisdom of mortals." Chu Yuan's words were concise and to the point, no matter how Zhang Quandan refuted him, it was always just a sentence of "mortal wisdom".

"Okay, okay, you two are here again, it's always like this, and now you still have something to do, so Luo Likong, introduce your strengths." Lin Jingyu decisively stopped the two people who were fighting a tearing battle, and at the same time asked Luo Likong, the newcomer who killed Matt, to start introducing himself.

"My name is Luo Likong, but I'm not Lolicon, I'm a racing driver, I can drive all kinds of vehicles, except for military equipment, I have never driven other large passenger planes." When Luo Likong introduced, the yellow hair on his head swayed, which reminded people of a certain racer's one-meter-four friend.

"You guys are kidding me, you lolicon is a racing driver, and you can fly a plane, come, tell me quietly, did you drive Malaysia Airlines?" A certain undisciplined joker surnamed Zhang began to complain again.

"Zhang Quandan, can you shut up?" The priest sister Mu Xiaohuang said politely.

"Okay, I'll shut up." Zhang Quanlan looked at the unkind gazes of the people around him and wisely closed his mouth.

"My name is Li Guo, an otaku, and I don't have any special skills." The last one to kill Matt originally wanted to make up a specialty, but he was afraid of revealing his stuffing, so he thought about it and forgot it.

"Wow Ka Ka, this is the normal killing of Matt, Sao Nian, just say this to you, and I will cover you in the future." Zhang Quantan listened to the self-introduction of the last killer Matt, and said with great joy, patting Li Guo's shoulder like a triad boss.

"Uh...... Good. Li Guo looked perfunctory.

"My name is Bai Su, and I'm good at swordsmanship...... But, I'm blind. Bai Su was silent and said.

Everyone was shocked, but then there was also a pity, such a beautiful person turned out to be a blind man, including Xia Wenming, who didn't see that the ice beauty in front of him was a blind man, because those eyes were very godly, and he didn't look like a blind man at all.

I heard the ice beauty Bai Su say again: "But since I was blind, I have a kind of heart and eye, and I can feel the breath of everything, including others, for example, the one next to me must be a beauty, and he is kind-hearted, soft on the outside and strong on the inside, because I can feel a kind of righteousness from his body, a breath that makes people calm and attracts people involuntarily." ”

Next to Bai Su are Galen and Xia Wenming, Galen first ruled it out, after all, a 2-meter strong man has nothing to do with a beauty, (do you think he is Nezha in 100,000 cold jokes?) Then everyone's eyes focused on Xia Wenming, well, she is really a beauty (after all, she is nine points similar to Xia Shuyun and Meng Tianyi, two peerless beauties). Well, he is indeed kind-hearted, and can help a person he has never known in the infinite world.

"Yo, Sao Nian, join our Demacia Grass Mutual Aid Association!" Galen extended a cordial invitation.

“yoooooooooo，Hey，man，youaregood！” Zhang Quandan pretended to be forced by foreign literature again, but this time the words he said were slightly worse......