215.The Holiday of the Ship Girls (I)
Let's zoom in a little closer.
Subtitles of the program group (when filming, someone will hold up a board to remind you of your lines or the director's instructions, which is generally written in the form of text at the bottom of the screen in the promotional video): Big mackerel sauce, where are you going?
Big mackerel: "Fish, such a big fish, big mackerel." (^?^*)~”
The big mackerel carried a shovel about her height, and strode forward with great strides.
Staff: I don't think I heard that.
Director: Call her.
On the screen, a hand stretched out and patted the big mackerel on the shoulder, and she finally turned her head, revealing an expression of what was wrong.
Subtitle: Big mackerel sauce, where are you going?
The big mackerel smiled a 100% silly: "Oh, go grow vegetables with Wo-chan and Xuefeng-chan." ”
Subtitle: What kind of vegetables to grow?
The big mackerel put his finger to his mouth and thought for a while: "There are a lot of delicious vegetables, some green, red, and the taste is very delicious." ”
With that, the big mackerel put his hand on his waist, pouted his little buttocks, and danced a strange dance.
Staff (whispering): Why dance? Also, what kind of dance is this, it feels so subtle......
Director: Leave her alone, I heard that her brain is not very good, just follow her.
Poof.
The camera shook violently, as if it was blocked by something remarkable.
Zooming out a little further, it was a towering mass of chests.
The frame of the picture is lifted upwards, revealing the face of a serious royal sister, and her stubborn character can be seen with her tight pursed lips.
That's right, this is the battleship Niang Nagato, who has newly joined the town guard house.
Director: Interview her.
Subtitle: Hello, can you introduce yourself to the audience in front of the TV?
Hei Changzhi shook his beautiful and well-groomed long hair, and looked at the camera with contempt: "I'm sorry, I don't have any interest in ordinary people, if you have a young girl, Lori, or a beautiful girl who is over 18 years old but still maintains a body size of less than 140 cm, come and play with me." ”
Caption:......
The long silence is not because the camera is stuck, but because I really don't know how to answer.
But as literally said, Nagato was already not interested in them and left.
Staff: What should I do?
Director: Let's continue to follow the big mackerel.
The camera looks back at the big mackerel again, she has walked a long way alone, and is walking in the direction of the new town guard's mansion. (The location of the old and new town guards is actually the same)
In fact, on the side of the town guard, there are already people waiting for her.
Xue Feng was holding her cherished elephant kettle, casting a curious glance in this direction.
Xue Feng: "Big mackerel sauce, who are those behind you?" ”
Big mackerel: "Strange man." ”
Yukikaze immediately showed an unkind gaze.
Subtitle: After some explanation. (The camera fast-forwards at 10x speed)
Xue Feng: "I see, since it's with Ernie sauce's permission, I'll let you follow." ”
Subtitle: Thank you very much.
At this time, the camera pans over, and the camera captures another person next to Yukikaze, who is Wo-chan, who is also wearing a maid costume today, and by the way, she is carrying a bucket with a shovel and seeds and saplings from Bam, and smiles at the camera in a friendly manner.
Staff A: Don't you think her hat is a little weird?
Staff B: I guess I want Cos deep sea, it's really a bad taste, but it's really exquisite, shouldn't I do it...... Haha, just kidding.
As a result, Wo-chan used the tentacles on her hat to hand the filming staff a condolence hot tea.
Wo-chan: If you don't dislike it, please use it.
Staff AB: Mamma Mia ~~~~~~ (escape)
Director: Recently, young people have become more and more disagreeable, how many times have they said that even if they don't have enough money to hire temporary workers, they should find some well-educated people to come over - ah, thank you Hot Tea.
In short, the shooting continues.
Subtitle: This will make the big mackerel and Yukikaze seem to have an argument.
The camera pans to the side.
But it's not so much a dispute as a big mackerel being counted down by the snow wind unilaterally.
"Big mackerel sauce, although I said that I would let you go to the construction team to borrow a shovel, but I said that it is used to plant flowers, right?" Xuefeng took out the shovel for planting flowers and demonstrated it to the big mackerel, this scale is really not a little bit worse, and the one that the big mackerel carries on his shoulder is completely used to dig up soil and coal.
But the big mackerel didn't care at all, and patted his barren chest for no reason: "Don't worry, just leave it to the big mackerel, hum." ”
It seems to be complacent, well, it is worthy of a big mackerel.
Xue Feng is not the island wind after all, seeing that the big mackerel said this, she nodded suspiciously, maybe she also had a little expectation for the shovel used to dig coal.
When they were ready, the three of them set off together.
Subtitle: Why didn't you see the northern sauce?
Wo-chan: "I'm sorry, that kid still has a job this afternoon. ”
Subtitle: Oh, so what kind of work does a shipwren usually do?
Wo-chan: "It's usually responsible for the dredging and detection of the waterway, Yutachi-chan's words are salvaged with the expedition team, and it's inconvenient to move around if you blow Yuki-chan, and Dafeng and Artoria are busy dealing with the affairs of the island, so it's better not to disturb them casually." ”
Subtitle: That's a pity, I was going to interview a little bit.
The big mackerel who was walking in the front suddenly shouted, attracting everyone's attention: "Ah, look, there is someone in front!" ”
The camera follows the gaze.
I saw a figure wearing a hat flash through the camera, like a small animal that had been frightened and fled.
Yukikaze: "Ah, it's Fletcher. ”
Subtitle: Does Yukikaze-chan know her?
Xue Feng: "Well, she's my sister and Daofeng's school in the ship girl, and she joined our town guard after graduating this year, but she's a little introverted - Fletcher, come and say hello to everyone." ”
Yukikaze greeted the haystack over there, and then a head with a cat's ear hood actually emerged from the haystack.
The ship's mother, who was called Fletcher by Yukikaze, walked over honestly, and nodded to everyone.
Fletcher: "I'm Fletcher. ”
He only said this, and then he completely lost his voice and hid behind Xuefeng.
Subtitle: It's really a pretty introverted shipgirl.
Yukikaze: "Well, but Fletcher's fighting ability ......"
Just as Xuefeng was about to say something, a burst of happy laughter came from outside the frame of the camera: "Aha, it turned out to be here, I'm really easy to find, little kitten, come and play with my sister." ”
When Fletcher heard this, he exploded in an instant, jumped up and fled.
I saw Nagato's figure quickly pass through the camera and follow away.
Yukikaze: "Why does Nagato-san like to run after Fletcher so much?" I wanted to invite them to grow vegetables together. ”
In this way, the team of vegetable growers can only maintain the original number of people. (To be continued.) )