299 Telling a big lie to deceive the whole galaxy is really exciting
"Lie?" Xia Yongzhi asked.
"Say that this thing is dripping blood and confessing the Lord."
Lin Youde and De Niro glanced at each other, and Enleko shouted directly: "I know what's going on in this scene!" This thing is dripping blood and confessing to the Lord! ”
Lin Youde's heart was full of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, big brother, you really said that!
Over there, the mirror is still faithfully playing the role of praise: "The machine has no blood to drop, it is a drop of oil to recognize the master!" ”
"It doesn't have oil, does it?"
"Why am I being complained about instead!"
Immediately after that, the thing in Noah's hand used his own voice to synthesize the device and said, "The analysis is complete, and the situation is determined: the data is insufficient." Start the biological property test, the biological scanner cannot connect, try again after 10 seconds. ”
【Noah......】
[Isn't it going to play a scene of dripping blood to recognize the Lord, come and touch this thing.] 】
Lin Youde is embarrassed, it's hairy, I haven't made a decision yet, you guys are acting on your own.
[I have seen your true thoughts in your subconscious!] 】
Yes, again, Lin Youde found that as long as Noah moved out of this statement, he could do whatever he wanted and then put it on Lin Youde's head.
[That's right, you're awesome to be aware of that.] 】
……
Lin Youde was appointed, so he stepped forward and reached out to touch the super-civilized cube that was still muttering inexplicable words according to Noah's instructions.
"Nanomachinery is monitored, IFF is being recognized, recognition is complete, green. Commander information logged in. ”
Enleko continued to act next to him: "I understand! It's Tinder! Tinder is also a product of supercivilization. Because the leader has a fire on his body, this thing recognizes the leader as a member of the super-civilization! ”
in the officers' encrypted channels. Xia Yongzhi asked suspiciously: "Have you two skewed words through private channels?" ”
"Not really." Enleko and Lin Youde responded at the same time.
"Huh, huh?" Xia Yongzhi seemed very skeptical.
Here, Noah also cooperated with Enleko's words. Let the cube continue to say the line: "Landing complete, start updating the parent race biometrics." ”
[What the hell is the mother race?] 】
[Otherwise, what's it called?] Noah asked rhetorically.
[Forget it, you let it say it, so be it, the name of the mother race is really LOW.] 】
Over there, Enleko has completely acted as a narrator: "This is to assume that the life characteristics of the super-civilization have changed over a long period of time, so that we may all be recognized as super-civilization!" ”
The intranet of the Enterprise is now in a frying pan state, and everyone is discussing this development enthusiastically, obviously all excited, but the members in the hangar are still calmly doing their work, just glancing at the situation here from time to time. Only a few guys who had just finished their work and were idle, stood still and looked intently this way.
The Tula, who were lying on the ground, also looked at this side, and were so surprised that even the dorsal fin stood up - yes, the biggest difference between them and the dolphins is that the dorsal fin is soft.
However, just now, Lin Youde's words were not translated, they were the original human language, and the human language also spoken by the machine operated by Noah, and the Tula people should not understand it at all.
Here the human officers discuss in the crypto channel:
Xia Yongzhi asked worriedly: "Now I'm fooling the crew, but what should I do next?" We're going to go out and fool the Tula, it's not as simple as fooling the Tula, we're actually fooling the entire galaxy, aren't we? Noah's secret. Except that no one else should know, right? ”
"yes." Lin Youde replied decisively.
[Actually, even you are fooled people, hum, ho, hahaha. 】
[Sanduan laugh is not suitable for you, a poker face to tease foodies, and please be quiet, I don't want to complain about Enleko and Jinghuayuan, the two living treasures in reality, and at the same time complain about you, very tired. 】
Noah didn't reply. But the super-civilized cube in her hand began to change the light emitted, and the swirling light and shadow made Enhleko can't help but confirm: "This thing is really a super-civilization heritage, isn't it a light ball from a discotheque with a theme?" Theme discotheques seem to like this kind of prop COS. ”
"Rest assured, this thing is truly a super-civilizational heritage. But if it is not connected to other super-civilized devices, the function is similar to that of a discotheque. ”
". For Mao, the first thing we picked up was the most useless part. ”
I said, "Xia Yongzhi is probably helpless - no." In addition to her, the other two officers in the channel at this time should also be helpless, Enleko and Lin Youde are too nervous, "What should I do?" Trick the entire galaxy? ”
"Why not?" Lin Youde asked rhetorically, "This is the enterprise, how can it be worthy of the name of the ship if you don't do something earth-shattering." It was decided to tell the Tulas everything that had happened here, and to welcome the Tulas to send someone to confirm the status of the thing. The tone is polite, and it feels like we want to negotiate a good solution to this problem. ”
"And what about this dolphin that's already on the boat?" Lin Xiangzhi asked, "Are we going to shoot and shelter him?" ”
Lin Youde did not answer immediately, but came to the Tula and squatted down and looked into its eyes.
The Tula people adjusted their heads, according to human culture, the Tula people are now in a state of looking at people from the corner of their eyes, which is an insult, but that is just a feeling formed by human beings according to their own body form, on the side of the Tula people, like this, the head is facing you sideways, it is a respect for you, because you are now in the default focus center of one of the other party's eyes, and the Tula people in this position can't judge the distance between you and him by vision alone, and they are very dangerous, But at the same time, it can see you as clearly as possible in this position, so it's a polite way to show that you are valued and not guarded.
"What an unexpected unfolding." The Tula said, "Sure enough, this ship is not so simple, and I was right to send it." ”
It seems that the Tula have decided that this ship has super-civilization-related secrets, and is tasked with a secret mission.
Lin Youde didn't correct it anymore, anyway, he was ready to tell a big lie, and it didn't matter if he had one more lie.
"Due to the change in circumstances, we may not return the things to Tula, but it depends on the negotiations with Tula." Lin Youde paused and pondered for a moment before continuing, "However, for the sake of smooth negotiations, we may immediately deport you." ”
"No problem, that's exactly what I want."
"I wonder what kind of treatment you will receive under Tula's laws."
"At best, I will be broken down into nutrients and returned to the bosom of my home planet, the sea. This is the final destination of all Tulas. The worst-case scenario that may await me is the worst, though, and I may be decomposed and then become cosmic dust, forever adrift in the dark universe. ”
"Isn't that the same?"
"It's different, but I probably don't understand it to you." The Tula let out a string of howls that translation mods could not do anything about.
Lin Youde was silent for a few seconds, and then ordered Lin Xiangzhi: "Tell the Tula people that we will repatriate the Tula pilots who have fled to us and ask them to send someone to receive them." (To be continued......)