Chapter 069: What a Bad Old Guy, Idiot Old Man!

Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Fei Mao, Ping Sigui, and A Shirui listened to Sun Panzi's words and obediently hid in the car and didn't get down.

Even if the young people who robbed the road were all practitioners.

Sun Pan cleaned them up, enough is enough!

Sun Panzi was the first to realize that this time he was a good hand at blocking the road and cutting the path, and after getting out of the car, Sun Panzi did not take action to contain the other party as usual. First glanced at the number of people on the other side, there were eight young people who robbed the road, seven of them stood in front of him and cursed, and one person sat in the light of Wuling. Sun Panzi saw very clearly that the young man in the light of Wuling was the guy from the gas station, and he also changed into a sports short suit, and the seven of them were preparing to seal the neckline of Sun Panzi.

Sun Panzi snorted angrily: "Slow ...... Are you sure it's a car? How does Sun look like he is pasting with paper? This is not a valid reason for robbery! ”

The seven of them didn't know what to do, and they turned back sharply.

Damn, it's really weird, fifty percent of the new Changhe van has magically turned into a white paper car, the wind blows, and the body sways up and down, left and right.

I was surprised.

There was another "plop" and "ouch" in the Wuling Light van!

The young man at the gas station sat on the ground, snapped, broke through the paper car, and shouted, "Fuck, what the hell, this car is in trouble?" ”

Bao Yuan also noticed this strange situation.

Fatty Mao immediately smiled and said, "Hey...... Alarm...... Wouldn't it be fun to call the police to get home? There is the ninth master in the town outside, anyway, they can't run the ball with these-eaters, haha! Alarm! ”

A cold voice suddenly sounded in the passenger seat: "Call the police? Hum...... The dignified little master Bao can't even handle this little thing? ”

"Who?"

"Who is it?"

"Who's talking? Get out of here......"

The weird, creepy voice did not come from the mouth of the young man who robbed the road, heh, the inside and outside of the car became a pot of porridge at the same time, and the eight young men of the martial arts school deliberately created a reasonable and appropriate reason for the robbery, but found that their car had become paper paste. , I bumped into a ghost in broad daylight...... There was chaos in the Geely business car, and everyone found that there was one more person in the passenger seat, an old guy, and the old guy was sitting crooked in the passenger seat, looking vivid. Bao Yuan's driving skills stink. The co-pilot position has been free, no one dares to sit in the front row, sitting next to Bao Yuan, I always feel that Bao Yuan is not driving a car, but a magic bumper car.

The eight young men who robbed the road didn't know why the car became papier-mâché, and in the Geely business car, everyone didn't know that an innocent old guy had appeared.

"Who's you?" Bao Yuan was in a hurry.

"Hehe, the dignified little master can't even hear my old man's voice...... Hehe, my old man said it to Tong Sheng a long time ago. Bao Houdao is a big old fool, and the descendants of the Bao family are even bigger little fools! "The old guy has indescribable vicissitudes on his face, he looks old, but his speech is very clear.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Ah...... It's you ......" Bao Yuanmeng realized something.

"Yes, it's me!" The old guy looked calm.

"What's good? What are you? What's going on? "Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng can't sit still, damn, is this old guy a human or a ghost? It's a ghost to say, our buddies have a relationship with black and white impermanence. Please black and white impermanence come here to lock the ghost, it is human. Damn, it's incredible!

"Oh my God, what's the situation, this is ......" The eight robbers panicked at the same time, and they didn't notice that something strange had happened in the Geely business car, and the eight robbers were divided into two groups and touched their own vans. His face was incredible, and he couldn't even care about playing Sun Panzi!

"Old man, are you the one who sent me a message in the haunted house?" Bao Yuan stared at the old guy.

"Oh my God! You, you...... Are you a child? ”

"So old? Oh, how can you be called a child saint? Fat Mao, Song Peng, and Ping Sigui showed incomprehension on their faces.

"Little Master Bao. Hehe, in the old man's opinion, you might as well be called a little fool...... The old man is the old man, how can the old man be the little doll who will never grow up, joke ......" The old guy turned his head and glanced back, with an indecent face, and said naughtily: "Hey, little fat man, we still have important things to do, rubbing a ball?" Little fat man, aren't you going to call the police? It's not fun for us to solve it ourselves, call the police, hey, that's a lot more fun, little fatty, quick, call the police, little fatty, you kid wait for the ball......"

"Old man, the papier-mâché car in front of you is a trick you did, right?" Bao Yuan asked calmly.

"That's right, that's right, it's really the old man, haha, the old man thinks that the old man's skills have not been used for so many years, it turns out that it is very good!"

"Chubby, do what the old man says, call the police!" Bao Yuan said backwards.

Fat Mao didn't know why, and took out the phone embarrassedly: "Hey, hello, is this the 110 alarm center...... Oh, that's it...... A few of us were robbed on a certain section of the road while driving...... Oh, no, no, no, a few of us should have met someone who touched porcelain......" Fat Mao really didn't know what to say properly, he covered the phone, "This police officer let Lao Tzu report it?" Could it be that Lao Tzu said that the other party used two papier-mâché cars to rob the road on the road? A very anxious voice came from the other end of the phone: "Comrade, can you quickly explain what exactly happened?" Homosexuals...... Is your life in danger? Tell me, we'll send police officers to the scene immediately......"

Bao Yuan smiled and said: "Little fatty, where does Little Master Bao know that at first glance, you can read it yourself and make it up!" ”

Fat fur let go of the phone: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... At present, there is no danger to life at the moment, a few people know kung fu, they are holding two papier-mâché cars, blocking in front of our car, saying that we have crashed his car, and we want to pay compensation, and beat people, we are in such and such a place, comrade police, come quickly! ”

"Bao little fool, my old man didn't want to show up, with Sun Jiuye, it's not like playing to clean up these little kids, but, except for the real kung fu of Sun Laojiu who is a hard bridge and a hard horse, he can't do anything, compared to the old man's tricks, it's far worse!"

Bao Yuan gently shook down the glass and whispered, "Ninth Master, don't let a few of them run away, the police will be there soon!" ”

Sun Panzi responded in a low voice: "Don't worry, rest assured, you can't run away with Sun Mou, hey, Xiaobao, don't say it, why can't Sun get started?" ”

Bao Yuan stared at the old guy, knowing that the person who came had no malicious intent, and asked with a smile: "Old man, did you talk to me in the haunted house?" ”

The old guy laughed: "It seems that Mrs. Bao is not too stupid, hehe, that's right, it's my old man, I heard it...... Okay, although the little lady Bao is very unlucky, my old man will show up immediately, and it will not be a big failure to introduce himself, and people on the road call me an old man! (To be continued......)