Chapter 191: Undead Special - The Daily Life of the Demon King

The afternoon time passed quickly in Ouyang Yu's learning of spatial positioning magic, and Chen Yu, who was auditing, also wanted to learn a thing or two, but in Ouyang Yu's opinion, it was very simple, but Chen Yu couldn't understand it at all, the more he listened, the more confused he felt, and soon his eyes turned into a ball of mosquito coils, plus she quickly fell asleep after not sleeping all night.

After finishing today's lesson, Ouyang Yu stretched comfortably, and when he stood up from the tatami mat, he saw Chen Yu, who was sleeping like a kitten.

"The sun goes down and you get up!"

Chen Yu was awakened from his sleep by Ouyang Yu's shouting, and hurriedly sat up and assumed a fighting posture, "What's wrong?" What happened? ”

Ouyang Yu knocked on Chen Yu's head lightly and heavily, "I'm hungry, let's go out for dinner." ”

"Hey, Dog Show Kim Sama."

Chen Yu left the dilapidated apartment with Ouyang Yu behind him, and outside the apartment, Ouyang Yu took out a Lincoln stretch car from the space backpack with almost unlimited space capacity, and then stood at the back seat door and looked at Chen Yu, Chen Yu was inexplicably looked at before he reacted for Ouyang Yu and opened the back seat door for Ouyang Yu after a long time.

"Hmph, I don't have the consciousness of a maid at all."

After sitting in, Ouyang Yu criticized Chen Yu's sluggishness, the angry Chen Yu rolled his eyes, sat in the driver's seat and asked, "Where are we going to eat?" ”

"It's not where we go to eat, it's where I go to eat, and remember to say please go to Dog Show Kim Sama."

Chen Yu rolled his eyes angrily again, the maid really has no human rights, "Hehe, may I ask the dog show Kim Sama, where do you want to eat?" ”

"Shinjuku, Kagurazaka Ishikawa haute cuisine."

"Hey, please sit down." Chen Yu called up the navigation software and started the car and drove towards the hotel Ouyang Yu said.

After arriving at the Ishikawa high-end restaurant that Ouyang Yu said, Chen Yu parked the car. This time, without Ouyang Yu's instructions, he got out of the car and took the initiative to open the back seat door, and walked into the largest Japanese-style private room, Ouyang Yu picked up the menu, Chen Yu knelt behind her, Chen Yu, who had no appetite in the morning and didn't eat much at noon, was already rumbling in his stomach.

After Ouyang Yu finished reading the menu, he pointed to the menu with green fingers and said to the waiter: "From this page to this page, give me two portions of each item." ”

"Huh? I'm sorry for the guest, but could you please say it again? The waiter's eyes widened and she couldn't believe what she had just heard, there were more than forty kinds of dishes ordered by Ouyang Yu, if it was really a double portion, even ten adult men would not be able to eat it, and the waiter Xiaomei thought that she had heard it wrong.

"From page three to page nine. Serve me two of each dish, and if you still don't understand, call your manager. ”

Ouyang Yu unhappily stuffed the menu into the waiter's little sister's arms, the tone was high and there was a feeling of surrender, the waiter little sister nodded hurriedly and bent down to apologize, Ouyang Yu was not really angry, just made a gesture, waved his hand carelessly, and the waiter little sister withdrew from the private room as if she had been amnestied.

The service speed of Ishikawa Haute Cuisine is very fast, and dishes have been served continuously since the sixth minute, and the dishes ordered by Ouyang Yu are neatly arranged on the table after half an hour.

"Please take your time."

Wait until all the waiters have left. Chen Yu got busy, Ouyang Yu sat still in place, and asked Chen Yu to put it in the bowl for her if she wanted to eat, at this time Chen Yu's mental power came in handy. Thirty-two pairs of chopsticks were suspended on the top of the dining table under her control, as long as Ouyang Yu wanted to eat, she immediately controlled the chopsticks to clamp it to her, and the movements were fast and accurate. One person is more useful than a group of people.

"Coo-goo-goo......."

Just watching Ouyang Yu eat alone, Chen Yu could only watch, smelling the fragrance of the food, her already empty stomach made a protest.

"Poof." Ouyang Yu laughed, pointed to the food on the table and said, "Let's eat together." "Ouyang Yu didn't really use Chen Yu as a maid. It's just fun to ask her to be a maid.

Chen Yu also knelt beside Ouyang Yu unceremoniously, controlling thirty-two pairs of chopsticks to pick up vegetables for herself, Japanese haute cuisine is very delicate but the portion is pitiful, when Chen Yu set up the seventeenth plate in front of her, she can be considered full, about ninety percent of the food on the full table entered Ouyang Yu's small stomach, and the rest was all eaten by Chen Yu.

"It's 1,110,000 yen in total."

The waitress girl put the bill in front of Ouyang Yu, Ouyang Yu didn't even look at it, and with a flip of his hand, a large handful of gold coins of full color were thrown on the table.

"No need to look for it."

The waitress girl sweated profusely, she had never met a guest who paid directly with gold, picked up a gold coin and looked at it carefully to make sure that it was real gold and not gold coin chocolate before reassuring, Ouyang Yu's gold coin is finely made and has a high collection value, if it is sold it is a few points higher than the ordinary gold price.

After eating and drinking, Ouyang Yu planned to find some fun activities to eliminate food, and with a finger sound, she and Chen Yu disappeared into the streets of Tokyo.

"Yo ho!"

On the speeding roller coaster at Disneyland in the United States, Ouyang Yu waved his hands and sat in the first row looking very excited, Chen Yu sitting next to her was expressionless, Chen Yu really couldn't understand why Ouyang Yu liked to play this, obviously he could fly freely in the sky, and the gadget of the roller coaster was also very pleasant.

Pirate ships, bumper cars, Ferris wheels, bungee jumping, etc. were all played by Ouyang Yu, and more than two hours later, Ouyang Yu and Chen Yu walked into the entrance of the haunted house with an ice cream.

Disney's haunted houses are not much different from those in other national parks, realistic ghost props, infiltrating lights and music, although ordinary guests can be frightened, but Chen Yu and Ouyang Yu yawned and were not even interested at all.

"Cut, this haunted house is too boring, it's really disappointing to me."

Ouyang Yu suddenly stopped while walking, and Chen Yu looked at her puzzled, "What's wrong with Dog Show Jin Sama?" ”

"Nothing, something funny suddenly came to mind."

Ouyang Yu stomped his feet, in the aisle of the haunted house where she and Chen Yu were, hundreds of pairs of miserable white hand bones stretched out from the ground of the aisle, and then hundreds of skeletons came out of the ground, and the blue soul fire was like stars in the dim aisle.

In addition to these hundreds of skeletons, hundreds of ghosts also flew out of Ouyang Yu's body, and there were more than a dozen zombies covered in carrion mixed between the skeletons.

"Master." ×6, three men and three women, the six vampire kings respectfully saluted Ouyang Yu.

Chen Yu looked at the demons and monsters around him with a headache and said to Ouyang Yu: "Dog show Jin Sama." You don't play like this, right? What if someone else's heart attack is scared? ”

Ouyang Yu patted his chest and let out a bold statement, "Don't worry, even if I am scared to death, I can snatch people back from the underworld, my people go, and bring real joy to the people in the haunted house!" ”

"Joy? Intimidation is pretty much the same. ”

There is too much difference in strength between Ouyang Yu and Chen Yu, and the reason why he agreed to her bet is because he knows that he can't beat her, so he will stay by her side in this way to monitor, as long as Ouyang Yu doesn't kill people and doesn't make a big mess, Chen Yu will be satisfied.

The haunted house, which was already screaming incessantly, boiled over in an instant after these real undead joined. The undead were ordered by Ouyang Yu not to hurt anyone, they could only scare tourists and staff, the skeletons posed in various hideous poses, the ghosts floated through the walls in the haunted house, and the six vampires let out a howl like a wild wolf and floated in the air, with long canine teeth exposed outside their mouths.

Soon the undead were discovered by the staff, who were at first pranks by other staff or tourists, but after contact with the real undead, the staff who found the undead learned about the "props" in front of them. It's a real guy and not a scaring "prop", not only the tourists but even the staff joined in the screaming, and the frightened people ran out of the haunted house while screaming, but Ouyang Yu's undead did not run out of the haunted house under her orders. This strange situation naturally attracted onlookers from outside.

The fake haunted house instantly turned into a real haunted house, and Disney's senior management immediately realized that this was a good publicity opportunity, and fakely pulled up a cordon to prevent ordinary tourists from approaching, and invited a large number of reporters to come to interview. Disneyland's haunted house is haunted, and the news spread across the globe like a gust of wind for more than half an hour.

"This is CNN reporter Maria in a special report at Disney, an hour ago in a haunted house at Disneyland. Tourists and staff who were playing inside suddenly ran out screaming, and claimed in unison that the haunted house had been overrun by a large number of skeletons, zombies, ghosts and vampires, and that the police had set up a cordon at the haunted house, and now we are going to interview a tourist who claims to have a ghost. ”

The female reporter put the microphone in front of a chubby middle-aged woman and asked, "Lady, are you sure you are seeing real skeletons and ghosts and not hallucinations, or projections and robots made up by Disney?" ”

"I swear to God I really saw the skeleton and the ghost, the skeleton was less than a meter away from me at the time, although the lights in the haunted house were dim but I could still know all the details of the skeleton, there was no smell of machine oil, no cables in the way, no sound of gear rubbing, my husband was a mechanic, I was in contact with machinery every day, I was very sure that the skeleton was not a robot."

The female reporter interviewed several tourists and staff members, and what they said was similar to that of the middle-aged woman, and people all over the world saw this interview through traditional television and the new Internet, and countless people on the TV station and the Internet were expressing their opinions.

Half of the people think that these are real events, while the remaining half think that it is Disney hype, and the so-called undead are all fake, and the two factions are arguing over the Internet in order to assert their opinions.

The various television stations also invited a lot of guests in a timely manner, including many religious figures, such as priests, pastors and ...... Monks and Taoists.

Father: "Because of the transitional exploitation of the earth by human beings, this is God's revelation to us, if we don't protect the environment, we all human beings will go to hell, and only by believing in God can we survive this catastrophe." ”

Pastor: "My lord knows everything and omnipotent Jesus will bless his lamb and believe in my lord for eternal life, please pray to my lord with me, and my lord will send down miracles to destroy evil spirits." ”

Monk: "Amitabha, karma is not not retribution but the time has not come, now the retribution is coming, the world will be punished by God for the past cause and effect, but my Buddha is merciful, the poor monk has Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang can report the safety of the world, as long as 998 can be taken home, after the poor monk personally opened the Dharma instrument can make people go straight to the West Heaven Elysium to buy as soon as possible." ”

Taoist priest: "Exorcism charms, evil charms, hundred-year-old peach wood swords and various magic weapons are sold at a global uniform price of one hundred and ninety-eight, produced by Maoshan, reputation guaranteed, Taobao and Tmall have the same model for sale, and you can enjoy a 9.8% discount when using Alipay, please give a good review, dear." ”

"Hahahaha......!"

Ouyang Yu, who was hiding in the haunted house and watching TV, covered his stomach and laughed, the demons were dancing in the haunted house, and the demons were also dancing on the TV and the Internet, all kinds of bricks and beasts were singing and I appeared, all kinds of remarks were overwhelming, making people not know whose words to believe, some believed that they were real ghosts, and some believed that they were all fake, either hallucinations or robots and projections.

The sheriff in charge of Disneyland security, Anthony, is the latter, although he is a devout Catholic, but he does not believe that there are ghosts in this world, so he mobilizes a team of special police armed to the teeth, intending to rush in and arrest all the criminals who are playing pranks in the haunted house.

More than thirty heavily armed SWAT officers entered the haunted house with impeccable tactical maneuvers, and Sergeant Anthony confidently pulled out a cigarette and lit it, looking at his watch, believing that the farce would be over in ten minutes at most.

"Dadada......!"

Suddenly, a dense burst of gunfire came from the haunted house, followed by the screams of the SWAT team members from the police communication channel, and in less than a minute all the sounds were gone, and not a single SWAT team member was seen, and the terrible silence made Sergeant Anthony feel creepy.

"Alpha Team, please call back, Alpha Team, please call back!"

Sheriff Anthony's voice was loud but he couldn't get an answer from anyone in Alpha Team, and he dropped his useless communicator and looked at the haunted house in the hot sun, not feeling a trace of the sun's temperature. (To be continued......)