Chapter 16: The Red Dragon Adds a Supplement for His Tribal Friends
The little brother said: I just said that the real mastermind behind the scenes is not a ghost, and I didn't say that there is no ghost in it, it may be that someone is directing the ghost to do things.
I was taken aback: so powerful? Can you control ghosts to do things?
The little brother nodded: Yes, it's so powerful. This is called ghost raising, a type of Thai witchcraft. I suspect that someone may be trying to keep you as a ghost.
I was terrified, I originally thought that it was just the female ghost in the suicide live broadcast post who was looking for my life, but I never expected that someone was making trouble behind my back and wanted to make me a little ghost.
I couldn't help but gasp: Spicy next door, that Wang Yulian wants to raise me as a ghost? I'll just say, how can that bitch with a very high vision possibly look at me.
The little brother said: You'd better not let her see your suspicions, and be careful of the dog jumping off the wall.
I'm glad I didn't debunk her before.
Are there any precautions? I asked the little brother.
The little brother spoke on the phone: Of course there is, in order to better refine you, she may try her best to have a round room with you, at this time you must pay attention, you must not have a round room with her, round room, which means that men and women sleep.
Well, I see. I said, "But if I reject her outright, will it arouse her suspicions?"
The little brother hesitated for a moment and said: In this way, you can take the red dragon with you at any time.
Red Dragon? I was confused by what my brother said: What is a red dragon?
It's a sanitary napkin. The little brother said: And it must be a sanitary napkin used by a woman.
What? I immediately cried and laughed: I'm a big man, what's the matter with wearing sanitary napkins on my body?
The little brother said: The red dragon yin qi is relatively heavy, and the other party will suspect that your body is very weak now, even if it is round, it is not of much use. Unless she really likes you, she won't force a sex with you.
As soon as the little brother said this, I was a lot more relieved: Okay, I'll do what you say.
And after I hung up the phone, I started scratching my ears and cheeks, this thing is really fucking bad, where can I go to fix the sanitary napkins used by women.
This kind of thing can only be turned to Du Xiaocui for help.
So I didn't hesitate to give Xiaocui a call.
Du Xiaocui was eating out, and when I asked her to help find a sanitary napkin used by a woman, Du Xiaocui sprayed rice directly and scolded a pervert.
I was quite speechless, and quickly explained that this thing has the effect of warding off evil spirits on my body. After explaining the principle for a long time, Du Xiaocui finally doubted: Okay, I'll see if I can find one for you, when do you want it?
I said: the sooner the better.
Du Xiaocui agreed, and hung up the phone.
Du Xiaocui is quite efficient, and it didn't take long for her to call me, saying that she had found a sanitary napkin and asked me to go to the girls' dormitory to get it.
It's a treasure, and I didn't hesitate to run over it. Seeing that Du Xiaocui was standing in the girls' dormitory, still carrying a black plastic bag in her hand, she said with a smile: Thank you for your hard work, Xiaocui.
Du Xiaocui blushed most of her face: You are a big man's family, how inconvenient and unhygienic it is to bring this thing with you.
I said, "It's okay, I'm just in my pocket."
Du Xiaocui suddenly realized: Oh, then I'll be relieved.
I said, "Cui, I'll treat you to ice cream." Thank you for your help.
Du Xiaocui shook her head again and again: I don't eat it, thank you, it's inconvenient for me to eat now.
I'm wondering: What's the matter, is it convenient to eat ice cream? You're funny.
Du Xiaocui was also angry, and gave me a fierce look: This sanitary napkin is used by me, you stupid.
I suddenly realized, and said with a smile: Okay, I was wrong just now, let's go, I'll invite you to lunch.
Wang Yulian really couldn't wait to turn me into a ghost, so in the evening, she asked me out to watch a movie.
I know that women usually ask men to watch movies, which is a prelude to popping, and once she leaves the scene, it is late, and the woman will ask the man to take her to open the room.
Fuck the grass, I cursed in my heart, this bitch is so horny. But fortunately, I was prepared, so as not to startle the snake, I nodded and agreed: Okay.
Wang Yulian is dressed up more sexy today, if she appears in KTV bars and other places, she will definitely be mistaken for a professional to sell.
From afar, Wang Yulian greeted me, and then sped up and walked towards me. As soon as I walked, the little skirt was fluttering and rolled up, and I could even clearly see the lace panties, and I couldn't control the feeling.
I cursed myself for being nasty and walked up with a smile.
And when she approached me, her originally happy expression became a little unhappy. I know that I must feel my yin and yang decaying, so it's inconvenient, right?
I asked Wang Yulian: Are you uncomfortable?
Wang Yulian said: It's nothing, it's just that my head suddenly hurts a little.
Oh, I'll take you to the hospital. I said.
Wang Yulian shook her head: No, it's not a big deal, I should be fine after a night's rest.
Then don't go to the movies, it's so loud that you'll only get more and more headaches. I care about the word.
Wang Yulian nodded: Well, it's okay.
As a result, I had a simple meal with her and sent her back. I'm beaming with pride, bastard, playing this game with Lao Tzu, but unfortunately Lao Tzu already knew about your conspiracy.
But as soon as I sent Wang Yulian back, on my way back to the boys' dormitory, I ran into Du Xiaocui.
Du Xiaocui greeted me with a smile: Song Zhong, what are you doing in the girls' dormitory in the middle of the night?
I said it's okay, I'm passing by here.
Du Xiaocui said: Passing by here? You're a liar.
Yes, there are no doors, it's the most remote corner of the school, and no matter where you go, you won't pass through here.
I said, "Hehe, I just took the wrong road, and I came around here." Hey, by the way, Xiaocui, I heard that "Jurassic World" is being screened now, let me take you to the movie.
I purely wanted to change the subject, thinking that Du Xiaocui should refuse, because I heard that women are not interested in this kind of film.
But what I didn't expect was that Du Xiaocui was a wonder, and she nodded without hesitation and agreed: Okay, good. I've wanted to watch Jurassic World for a long time, and I'm a big fan of the dinosaur series.
There's no way, it's not easy to take back what you say, that's really a bit unmanly, I can only nod and agree, and then take Du Xiaocui to the nearest theater, buy two adjacent seats and start watching movies.
I found that this Du Xiaocui is actually not very bold, every time it is critical, Du Xiaocui will hold my arm, and sometimes she can't help but scream, I am speechless and smile bitterly, I see that her face is scared into pig liver color, doesn't this cost money to buy guilt?
After watching the movie so easily, Du Xiaocui still had palpitations and went back with my arm.
But when we got back to school, we found that the school had already been locked. I was going to climb over the wall and get in, but it was a piece of cake for me. However, Du Xiaocui resolutely did not jump off the wall, blushed and said, do you want me to open a room for her with my ID card? She didn't have her ID card with her.
I didn't think much of it, and I agreed without hesitation.
After opening the room and sending Du Xiaocui into the room, I was ready to leave. Unexpectedly, when I turned around, Du Xiaocui hugged me from behind.
I was stunned for a moment, and began to realize something, and unsightly images came to my mind. My excited heart was about to jump out, I took a deep breath and said, "Xiaocui, what are you going to do?"
Du Xiaocui said: Brother Song, I'm afraid, I want you to accompany me, okay? I was really lonely by myself.
Although I don't admit that I'm a hooligan, I'm not a decent gentleman, I'm just a normal man, Du Xiaocui hooked up with me like this, and they are so beautiful, how can I be embarrassed to refuse?
However, if Du Xiaocui regrets it for the rest of his life because of impulsiveness, I guess he will regret it, so I still whispered a few words of persuasion. But Du Xiaocui came more fiercely, hugged my head, and kissed me.