Chapter 171: The border guards are also amorous
Shen Han, who has lived in the city for a long time, is even happier like a child who has received a New Year's gift, jumping up and down on the meadow by the river like a green carpet of wheat waves, picking nasturtiums, Ma Lanhua, Dazixiang and other wild flowers of various colors, and his mouth is constantly cheering.
But the old Wei Tou'er, who has been in and out here all the year round, has turned a blind eye to these picturesque natural beauties, just squatting on a rock by the river, squinting and smoking a pipe.
I took out my mobile phone and wanted to call the fat man to see where he and Wei Er were stunned, but I was disappointed that the phone had no signal.
Seeing my unfortunate virtue of holding my mobile phone around looking for a signal, Old Wei snorted: "Don't bother the dog, where did the signal come from in this hellish place." ”
I reluctantly put my phone back in my pocket, and I felt a vague beep coming from my backpack on the ground, as if it was the vibration of my phone.
Eh, isn't there no signal in this place, where did the mobile phone vibrate sound? I was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, before leaving, for the sake of insurance, the fat man and I put the 17 groups of black mobile phones that can be used for calling, taking pictures, scanning, translating, and can be used as bricks and bricks at critical moments in the mezzanine of the mountaineering bag to prevent loss.
Could it be that it still has a signal here?
I walked to the backpack, took out the black mobile phone from the mezzanine, and looked at the screen with my hand covering the light, I wiped, this guy actually really has a signal, because a line of green Songti characters has been displayed on the screen: No. 002, the identity is confidential, confirmed by the Beacon system, it can be answered......
I looked at the old Wei Tou'er who was smoking with his back to me, and walked about 20 steps to the other side before pressing the only button on the mobile phone, the mobile phone was connected, and Yin Chuanshan's angry voice immediately came from inside: "Yang Xiaokai, you are too unorganized and undisciplined, I have repeatedly ordered you to be on standby in Yakesh, but you still secretly ran to the northern primeval forest area, do you know the serious consequences of unauthorized action?" ”
"No, Political Commissar Yin, who said that we are in the primeval forest area in the north, the fat man and I are now enjoying the autumn sunshine while helping the old lady cross the road and serve the people wholeheartedly, hehe" I covered the microphone with my hand and lowered my voice, wanting to play a sloppy look with Yin Chuanshan and perfunctory.
Yin Chuanshan's sneer came from the mobile phone: "Don't be smart, the mobile phone you are holding has a global positioning tracking system, with the help of military satellites, the base grasps your whereabouts in real time, the reason why I didn't remind you earlier is to give you a chance to repent of reining in the precipice, but I didn't expect you to be so bold and reckless, I tell you, Group 17 is a disciplined force, and your blatant disobedience to the orders of your superiors is a serious violation of discipline and must be severely punished. You can even be dismissed! ”
On his mobile phone, Yin Chuanshan became more and more excited, and repeatedly threatened to fire us if I and the fat man did not leave the northern primeval forest area immediately, and sent us to the discipline inspection and inspection department for sanctions.
I'm also on fire, Lin Fei'er's soul hasn't been found yet, and Tian Qigong's life and death are unknown, but Yin Chuanshan is good, hiding in the base and pretending to be an uncle, and I haven't seen him take any effective measures.
Not only that, but when the fat man and I were struggling with each other without regrets, he also obstructed us several times, and I don't know what his intentions were.
He doesn't care whether Lin Fei'er and Tian Qigong live or die, but the fat man and I can't sit back and watch Lin Fei'er fall into a coma like a vegetative person for the rest of her life, which is too cruel for a girl in her cardamom years. Anyone who has a little bit of a heart's heart can't do such a ruthless thing.
Thinking of this, I rushed from the dantian to my brain, and I couldn't control my emotions anymore: "What the hell are you pretending to be with me, you still fire me, the master doesn't want to do it for a long time." I'm telling you, stop calling, you'll be scolding me again. ”
"What do you say, you dare to say it again, I will give you the most severe punishment, I ......" On the other end of the phone, Yin Chuanshan didn't expect me to dare to be so disrespectful to him, and he was so angry that he trembled.
"What do you love!" After I finished saying this sonorous and powerful standard Northeast dialect, I hung up Yin Chuanshan's phone. I knew that at the same time as I hung up the phone, I was afraid that my career with the fat man in Group 17 would also hang up.
However, I don't regret it at all, I won't do it, buddy is completely a rake from Zhu Bajie this time - no longer serving (monkeys).
After dealing with the matter in front of me, I will return to Yakesh with the fat man, take over Uncle Li's Yiyi Psychological Clinic, and be Mr. Yin and Yang seriously, being served with good wine and food by others every day, and flattering with New Year's greetings, isn't it better than this bloody battle with ghosts and ghosts who are born and die every day?
What kind of yin and yang silkworms, let's play with eggs, what kind of world peace and people's well-being, I can't even solve the matter of turning myself from a virgin to a man, what are you talking about, what are you talking about saving all mankind, I'll go!
I was holding back my breath when I heard Old Wei Tou'er call me over, and I adjusted my emotions a little, and then I found that Wu Rigen, dressed in a water-strapped (a rubber waterproof suit similar to suspenders), had come in a hurry, and waded into a lush reed swing in the middle of the river, and in a short time a wooden boat like a sampan was rowed out of it.
The wooden boat docked, I helped Shen Han and let her get on the boat first, and then, Lao Wei and I threw the equipment onto the boat, and then climbed onto the boat.
After knowing what happened to Uzhigen, and seeing him rowing mechanically, I felt a sense of sadness inexplicably.
Shen Han didn't know what to do, although he was a little uncomfortable with Wu Rigen who looked weird, but his attention was quickly attracted by the wild ducks that swept by the river from time to time, and he also took out his mobile phone with no signal to shine around, just like Mr. Yin Yang holding a compass to find the finishing touch.
"I'm going to the water checkpoint of the armed police border police station right away, there should be assault boats patrolling, but you don't have to be nervous, these soldiers don't eat my fish, and they won't be embarrassed for us." Old Wei Tou'er looked at the surrounding waters, both to remind us and to give us a reassuring pill.
Sure enough, within five minutes of Old Wei Tou'er saying this, a patrol boat numbered Frontier 052 drove head-on and docked near our small wooden boat, and the surging waves splashed into our boat.
Out of the wheelhouse of the patrol boat came four young soldiers dressed in armed police uniforms, standing on the side of the boat, holding on to the fence and looking at us.
Old Wei raised his head and shouted to the four soldiers: "Xiao Qin squad leader, my family has a few relatives from Yakesh, and I want to take them into the mountains for a turn, they are all good people, please let them go, hehe"
One of the four fighters, a shorter, square-faced warrior, spoke, and it seemed that he should be the Xiao Qin squad leader in the mouth of Old Wei: "Old Wei, we have received an order that all passing fishing boats will be checked, and you will immediately get on our boat." ”
"What's going on today, what's going on? Go ahead, anyway, it's just a scene, and it won't make things difficult for us. Old Wei Tou'er comforted us while motioning for us to go up the gangway to the patrol boat.
Seeing that the four border guards insisted on inspecting, my heart sank suddenly, could it be that Yin Chuanshan greeted us through special channels, and these border guards came to intercept us on purpose, which is very likely. If not, our operation into the mountains may be a failure.
With many doubts and worries, I climbed into the patrol boat with trepidation, thinking about how to deal with the interrogation of the four border guards. But the strange thing is that the four soldiers who kept saying that they wanted to interrogate us did not hang me and Lao Wei Tou'er, as well as Wu Rigen, but surrounded Shen Han in unison, talking and laughing.
What does this mean, it can't be a classmate, right? I craned my neck and listened for a while, these four border guards didn't know Shen Han at all, they were completely in the line of fire, and they just said something about what kind of profession you are engaged in, how good-looking you are, etc., I couldn't help but want to be happy.
However, I was relieved that the co-authorship was a false alarm. It seems that these four little border guards who are only about 20 years old did not receive any orders to go to the peak, but they just saw the beautiful woman Shen sitting in our wooden boat, and they were excited for a while, and they couldn't help themselves, and they just wanted to have a crak with the beauty.
"These little cubs are the age of spring heart, this Gada usually rarely sees a girl, and most of the people who can see it are also old ladies who are fishing like donkey dung and eggs, otherwise they can't move as soon as they see Shen Han. It's also quite good at making words, checking, checking the egg, hehe" Old Wei Tou'er also saw the clue, approached me, and laughed in a low voice.
Shen Han seemed to have a good impression of the four little border soldiers, talked with them very warmly, and made them laugh from time to time, and finally, the four little border soldiers also took out their mobile phones and asked me to take a group photo with Shen Han for them, and then reluctantly said goodbye to us.
Just as we had already slid the wooden boat forward, four little border guards shouted at us: "The water is rising ahead, you must pay attention to safety." ”
"Pretty cute bunch of kids, eh, why don't I see that your face is not good, what's wrong?" Shen Han was feeling something, and when he saw me with a bitter face on the bow of the boat, he asked.
"It's okay, it's just that I'm a little uncomfortable and uncomfortable." I looked at the silver-white spray of the bow of the ship and replied in a muffled voice.
"Why are you suddenly uncomfortable, are you seasick? Come, I'll see your pulse. After all, Shen Han was a nurse, and immediately revealed his professional nature.
"No, it's okay, it'll be fine in a while." I waved my hand at Shen Han, indicating that it was no big deal, no need to make a fuss.