"I laughed at some self-righteous people who looked down on the female streamers just now, but now they are helpless, what a slap in the face, hehe" The peach wood demon still looked at Uncle Li with a smile, and his tone was full of banter.

"Eh, is it possible that you have a way?" Uncle Li listened to the words of the Peach Wood Demon, not only did he not jump at the touch of a button, but his eyes lit up, and he looked at the Peach Wood Demon with great interest and asked.

"Cut, don't look at your old man as a master in the mountain character vein, but there are some small insect carving skills in the cultivation that you disdain to cultivate, and the little woman I, the Tao is shallow, and I can only practice some subtle skills that are not in your old magic eyes, but it seems that it can come in handy right now." The peach wood demon put his hands behind his back, and continued to tease Uncle Li with a cute expression.

"Hehe, you girl is very clever, yes, why didn't the real people think of using this method, okay, the future is terrifying, the old man retracted what he just said, okay? So," Uncle Li's little eyes flashed with a sly gaze, and he looked at the peach wood demon and smiled: "Just trouble the heroine of the female middle school?" ”

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou stared at Uncle Li and the Peach Wood Demon playing dumb riddles there, and they didn't know which one of these two was making trouble, so the two of them stopped talking, Wei Ergou hurriedly interjected and asked: "What about you two Gaha, what are you talking about, can you make sure that our brothers can understand, it's too disturbing." ”

"Stupid, this girl wants to use the technique of escaping to copy the back road of the Qing army, do you understand?" Uncle Li looked at Wei Ergou and Yang Yi, who also looked blindfolded, helplessly, and sighed.

"What? This can't be done, it's too dangerous, and if you want to go, you have to accompany you. As soon as he heard that the peach wood demon was going to be alone in danger, Wei Ergou's head shook like the boxing king Ali, and he didn't agree to be killed.

"You're going? As for the damn shape of your belly full of meat oil, you can't get stuck in the ground, you can stop a little, don't let me get angry with you. Uncle Li glanced at Wei Ergou's round belly, and couldn't hold back a smile.

"I'll go ......" Wei Ergou looked down at his arrogant belly with a flushed face, and he was also deflated, but then looked at Yang Yiyang and begged: "Why don't you go with the noodles?" ”

"Okay, as long as you have no opinion, but let's say it first, in case the two of us are forced to have a skin-to-skin relationship, you don't have to turn your face, you know?" At this time, Yang Yi saw that the peach wood demon and Wei Ergou had secretly fallen in love, but he had become an outsider, and he felt very relaxed, so he couldn't help but start a joke between the two of them.

Regarding Yang Yi's ambiguous and blessed joke, the peach wood demon first pursed his lips and smiled shyly, and then his face turned cold, and said, "Who wants you to accompany you, you go to make trouble?" ”

"Okay, let's sprinkle some cumin and eat roast pig after grinding for a while, oops!" When Uncle Li saw the three young people giggling and laughing, a sense of pride that only an old man would have when he saw a child inexplicably surged in his heart, but as soon as he saw that the Qing army outside had begun to throw torches at the windows and other places, he had to interrupt this short-term sense of happiness and urge the peach wood demon to act quickly.

"I'll blame you, annoying." The peach wood demon glared at the sneering Yang Yi, twisted his waist, and began to chant words in his mouth: "Yuan Shi'an Town, Tell Wan Ling, Yue Zhen Guan, Land Spirit, Left Society and Right Ji, Don't be alarmed, return to the right path, clarify inside and outside, each position is safe, guard the altar, Tai Shang, search for evil spirits, protect the Dharma God King, defend the chanting, take refuge in the avenue, Yuan Henry Zhen ......"

With the soft chanting of a mantra like Wu Nong's mouth, the peach wood demon began to spin like a colorful butterfly, and its figure quickly became transparent until it disappeared into the air.

"What about her, isn't she like a native who swoops into the soil at once?" Wei Ergou looked at the disappearing peach wood demon in amazement, and sighed.

"What the you're talking about is a mouse, okay?" Yang Yi couldn't help but look at Wei Ergou with a smile and said with a smile.

"Brothers are brothers, if you say so, I will still turn my face," Wei Ergou was about to kick Yang Yi, and then hugged his shoulders with a cheap look and made an intoxicated appearance, "Even if she is a mouse, she also belongs to the most beautiful rat essence in the bottomless pit of the Hollow Mountain, envy to death, hehe"

"If I'm going to die, I'm going to die cold, hey." Yang Yi helplessly looked at the fat man who had turned into a cute second-generation love saint, and his prostate was about to vomit.

At this time, Uncle Li and the others heard a noise outside, and then they heard the sweet shout of the peach wood demon: "You all come out, I have already succeeded." ”

Out of the house, Li Shu'er, Yang Yi, and Wei Ergou saw the peach wood demon sitting on the horse, and the previous high-spirited person was always pressed headfirst down on the saddle, and the peach wood demon was holding the back of the guy's head with a handcuff.

Under the horse, a group of Qing soldiers were anxious like ants on a hot pot, circling around the horse, but they didn't dare to step forward, for fear that the peach wood demon would turn his face and destroy the boss with one shot.

Seeing the peach wood demon looking forward to life on the horse like a new fighter, Wei Ergou also became beautiful, walked over with a sigh, and used the waist knife in his hand to point against those six gods and no master Qing army: "Why the fuck are you so blind, what are you waiting for, numbly, throw down your weapons, and untie your belt, what are you ......talking about?"

Seeing Wei Ergou struggling to bring those Qing soldiers together, and then with Yang Yi's cooperation, he tied them together with the belts of those Qing soldiers, so he clapped his hands with satisfaction, looked at the peach wood demon and smiled: "Yu Dashuai, can you kill people and kill your mouth?" ”

Wei Ergou's words caused a commotion among those Qing soldiers, who had already seen Wei Ergou's methods of smashing his accomplices to death, and knew that this person's tall smiling tiger was really not a vegetarian, so they hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to Wei Ergou to beg for mercy.

is in a mess, the boss who was pressed on the saddle by the peach wood demon spoke: "Everyone, the little ones have eyes and no beads, I don't know that the ranks are all foreign masters with strange arts, this one is planted in your hands, the small one is convinced, these colorful heads we are willing to give to you, just beg to spare our lives, I have a high hall in my family, there is a young son, you kill me is to kill me all over the house......"

The general manager wanted to impress Uncle Li with rhetoric, but he didn't want the peach wood demon to scold coquettishly: "Look at your roe deer's virtue, at first glance, you are cutting off your children and grandchildren, and you dare to deceive this girl, it is really hateful!" ”

After speaking, the peach wood demon turned the gun body, and smashed the gun on the head of the general, which must have been hollowed out by the wine, and the head was Lou (Northeast dialect, a metaphor for a person's weak body, just like a watermelon is going to rot), it is not strong, and it was smashed by the peach wood demon like this, and there was a blood hole at that time, and then the legs were kicked, and it was really whining.