"It's actually a 3P, blatantly dating in the women's toilet in broad daylight, alas, the world is going down......" An old man next to me shook his head and sighed.

"Nima, which century are you, and you still know 3P?" I complained weakly, and finally covered my face in the strange eyes of everyone and went into the women's toilet with Su Jiajun.

It's over, this time I'm going to be famous, and I really can't be a person in the future.

Thinking about it, there is still a glimmer of life, after all, I look like Wu Yanzu, what if someone is mistaken? Will the headline of the name be "Wu Yanzu took a pure man and his little sister to make an appointment in the toilet on the pedestrian street"?

Reality is always cruel, the first thing I did when I came out of the underworld was to read the newspaper, who knew that the headline of the local newspaper was: "An ugly man destroys two innocent boys and girls, and the quality of the post-80s generation is in a panic!" ”

It's just blind, the aesthetics of modern people are really getting stranger and stranger, and, sir, do I look so old?!

That's all for later.

Fortunately, there is no one in the women's toilet, otherwise I will be called a voyeur on my head again, Su Jiajun is also full of bitterness: "How can I mix in Chongqing in the future." ”

"Stop talking nonsense, isn't Senior Brother the same as accompanying you to be unlucky?" I was also wronged, and put my resentful eyes on Sun Jing, Sun Jing saw the two of us coming in, and locked the door tightly with a bang, and there were sighs from time to time outside.

"Hurry up and get started, let's go to the Netherworld."

How to get to the Netherworld? Anyway, I don't know, I can only look at Su Jiajun.

Su Jiajun nodded, and didn't hesitate much, after all, we are in the women's toilet at this time, it is best to hurry up and enter the underworld, I saw him take back the compass from Sun Jing's hand, walked around the women's toilet, pinched his fingers for a long time, and finally stopped outside the interval, and greeted us: "This is it, come here." ”

Sun Jing and I walked over suspiciously, standing in the compartment, Su Jiajun said: "Later, I will recite the mantra, you close your eyes, no matter what happens, don't open them, otherwise you will be lost in the underworld, and then it will be a catastrophe." ”

It turns out that going to a dungeon is so troublesome, I thought it was as easy as going to the toilet, it seems that there is a reason why Brother Bao asked us to enter the dungeon at this time, probably for our safety.

As for Su Jiajun not going to the underworld with us, it is also reasonable, although I don't know how deep his Taoism is, but this operation is dangerous and dangerous, and I don't want to involve innocent people.

"Are you ready?" Su Jiajun looked at me and asked.

I nodded, closed my eyes with Sun Jing, and Su Jiajun's mantra sounded in our ears: "Only God is upright, and virtue is worthy of heaven." The Lord guards the land and guards the mountains. Ancient and modern laid, the divine body extended. I would like to say goodbye to God. All souls are low, and the tin is boundless, hoping to take eternal shelter and sleep through the ox. Respect and drink, talk about sincerity. May the mountains and rivers be embraced, and the shade will be followed by the shade. Rely on this auspicious soil to show up, good descendants and light forward. Congratulations to the micro-instrument, Fu Wei is still feasting. ”

"Underworld, open!"

As Su Jiajun's last shout ended, I felt a strong suction coming from behind me, damn, I won't suck my back into the toilet, right?

I didn't think too much about it, after the world turned, endless screams began to sound in my ears, my body seemed to be flying, and I didn't know which direction I was flying, but Su Jiajun told me not to open my eyes, so even if I was puzzled, I didn't dare to open my eyes, for fear of getting lost in the underworld, let alone saving Sun Wukong, I wouldn't be able to live.

I don't know how long I flew, but there was a real touch under my feet, and suddenly someone behind me pushed me, and a scolding voice came from my ear: "Go faster!" ”

I was suddenly unhappy, opened my eyes and replied, "What are you urging, rushing to reincarnate?" ”

"Nonsense, people who come here are not in a hurry to reincarnate but also to have children?"

I looked up and saw a middle-aged man with an almost translucent body with an angry face.

When I turned around again, there was a long line in front of me, and at the front of the line, a female yin in black was registering the information of the ghosts.

"We're really in the Netherworld?" Sun Jing also looked around curiously, she was also the first time to come to the Netherworld.

"It's all dead and so much nonsense." The middle-aged ghost behind me said dissatisfiedly.

I didn't pay much attention to him, and said flatteringly: "Big brother, big brother, it seems that you are a regular customer here, can you tell the little brother what we are going to do now?" ”

"You're a regular customer here!" The middle-aged ghost scolded, but still answered my question, "Now line up to record the information, go back and report it to Cui Fujun for verification, and finally let the Lord of Hades decide to stay." ”

I nodded as if I suddenly realized, and then I didn't want to say more, because I didn't know what to do at all, so I simply didn't do anything, and Sun Jing lined up here for a long time, before it was our turn, I saw that the female ghost was a little bit good-looking, and her figure was also a good one, but her attitude was worse, and when she saw us coming, she didn't raise her head and said: "Name, gender, how old is it?" ”

"Han Shui, male, at the age of eighteen."

"Sun Jing, female, is ...... Fifteen. ”

Sun Jing hesitated for a long time before she said it, if she told her that she was more than 1,400 years old, it is estimated that we will be in big trouble.

"Eighteen?" The female yin actually raised her head and looked at me with interest, "She looks pretty good, but she died at a young age." ”

Alas, the sky has eyes, and finally some people say that I am handsome, no, I am a ghost, but it is the same, I agree with the aesthetics of the underworld.

"This woman, you go first, Han Shui, you stay." The female yin instructed.

Sun Jing suddenly asked dissatisfiedly, "Why?" ”

"There's no reason, I'll let you get out of here, it's his blessing that I left this man." The female yin is still the same, and replied coldly.

"Little brother, you can be regarded as lucky, this female yin is famous in the underworld, and there are three thousand male ghosts in the harem, it is estimated that you are born well, and I want to take you into the harem and share the joy of fish and water with you!" The middle-aged ghost behind me said enviously, "Alas, my uncle is also quite tasteful, why did she fall in love with you, an ugly boy." ”

I glanced at the middle-aged ghost, and then urged Sun Jing to leave quickly, but I didn't expect that I, Han Shui, had been chaste like jade for nineteen years, and now I was going to be given a female yin in this netherworld...... Alas, pathetic! Lamentable!

Sun Jing glared at me and said, "You are less here, I think you just want to take advantage of others, don't forget our purpose!" ”